A Brand-Name Conservative Will Clobber Obama

Don't Doubt Me! A Brand-Name Conservative Will Clobber Obama

“” RASMUSSEN: Republican primary voters like Sarah Palin -- they like her feistiness, they like her position on issues, they even like the kind of enemies she's made -- but a lot of Republicans don't want to see her become their presidential nominee. Some because they think she's unelectable, some for other reasons. Her power in the party, though, makes her a very likely candidate to be a king- or queen-maker this year. In fact, it's hard to see any Republican winning the nomination unless Sarah Palin is at least somewhat is it supportive. RUSH: Anybody hear a disconnect in that? We all love Rasmussen. [but]  here's Rasmussen saying 45% of Republican primary voters don't want her to be the candidate. They love her, they think she's great -- and she can probably be a king- or queen-maker, and it's hard to see any Republican winning a nomination unless Palin is somewhat supportive, but we don't want her to be the nominee. Now, I need somebody to explain that to me. On the one hand here's somebody that we like and we admire. We like her feistiness, her position on the issues; we like the kind of enemies that she's made, but I don't want to see her as the nominee. But we realize that she's got the power to be a kingmaker or queen-maker, and it's hard to see any Republican winning the nomination unless she is somewhat supportive. But we don't want her to be the nominee. Now, if you don't want her to be the nominee for -- What? She can't win, she's unelectable, she's embarrassing, whatever it is -- then why would you want her anywhere near a campaign advocating for anybody else? If Sarah Palin, as a candidate, can't win, how in the world does she help anybody else by supporting them? Why wouldn't she drag them down? This is what I don't understand about this -- and this is open-ended question. I am not disputing Rasmussen. Because, as you know, I'm not a professional pollster, but I don't get the disconnect. To me it is a disconnect. On the one hand: Love her be, love her feistiness, love the way this woman takes on the media -- we love her issues -- but don't want her to be the nominee. But, boy, whatever the nominee is can't get anywhere unless she supports 'em. Why, seems to me that if she's so toxic that she couldn't be the nominee, that she would drag down anybody else that she tended to support or get behind. Fascinating. Oh, one more. Rasmussen continued. He had one more thing to say about that. RASMUSSEN: The good news for Republicans is just about all the Republican primary voters say no matter who wins the nomination they're gonna back that nominee against Barack Obama. RUSH: Right. So, again, Elmer Fudd would win the backing of the GOP. Republicans would vote for Elmer Fudd, doesn't matter. Whoever the Republicans nominate will probably be preferable to Obama -- and that, at the end of the day, is true. I would hate to squander the opportunity here to have a robust conservative as the nominee, and we will not rest 'til that quest is satisfied. Yup.

Lycopene and Wodka

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Hunts tomato sauce is included in every list I make of items I need 1000 cases of before settling on my deserted, and uncharted, island in the Pacific.  It's got so when I make spaghetti sauce anymore, the only thing I add to it is garlic, fresh mushrooms, oregano, and a few other spices.  Maybe some red wine if I'm feeling adventurous, but even that is gilding the lily.  We buy the stuff by the case. Recently I've taken to drinking a cold glass of it, with a squirt of lemon juice  in the morning.  Nothing better for tomorrow morning's timber than several shots of lycopene today. It's mahvelous.  Mo Sup says it tastes like V-8 Juice (spicy).  But here's the pay-off I promised.  How many times do you wake up in the morning and must have a Bloody Mary to calm the demons?  And there's no tomato juice?  Hmmmm? I've led you to water, the rest is up to you.  You're welcome. PS - If  the Hunt's Sauce people see this, and wonder why their sales are up - how about a free truck load? PPS - I say Ta-mah-toe now so people think I attended Ahn-dough-vah.

Mannequin my Dreams

Through th  Looking through the glass

Shop caters to the mega-implanted, so prolly California.

Mrs Hulk

Yes she would like one, but were the hell are they?

There's plenty of "Mrs. Hulk" Tee-shirts out there, but I can't find this one.

Stuxnet

Stuxnet Deconstructed Shows One Scary Virus Ready to shake in your shoes? This video breaking down how Stuxnet works and where it could go next is flat out frightening. (And if this wasn't a government program, I'll eat a centrifuge.) My guess is Israel.

Stuxnet: Anatomy of a Computer Virus from Patrick Clair on Vimeo. cuzzin ricky

Sarah the Smarty

Sarah the Smarty

“” Sarah Palin's critics routinely mock her intellect, so when the state of Alaska released 24,000 emails she wrote while serving as governor, "AOL Weird News," an offbeat component of AOL.com, had a representative sample analyzed to see how well she wrote. They expected the results to confirm their anti-Palin bias, but they were in for a surprise. Far from being an illiterate bumpkin, the standard Flesch-Kincaid readability test showed that Ms. Palin's emails were written at an 8.5 grade level. This was "an excellent score for a chief executive," AOLWN reported. To put some perspective on this number, Martin Luther King's August 1963 "I Have a Dream" speech -- much more heavily edited than Ms. Palin's emails -- ranked at 8.8 on the same scale, while Lincoln's Gettysburg Address came in at 9.1. A study by Smart Politics on the readability ratings of recent State of the Union addresses also showed Ms. Palin in good company. President George H.W. Bush's average SOTU score was 8.6. Bill Clinton came in at 9.5. Ronald Reagan, who like Ms. Palin was heavily criticized by liberals and regarded as a doddering old fool, logged an impressive 10.3 rating. And George W. Bush, who earned even more left-wing contempt than Mr. Reagan, if that's possible, edged the Great Communicator with a10.4 ranking. Then there is President Obama, heralded as the smartest president and the most gifted orator in living memory, but whose 2008 "Yes we can!" victory speech came in at a comparatively anemic Flesch-Kincaid  rating of 7.4. Some numbers just speak for themselves.  - Jim Robbins Only after his diaries were published, showing a depth of intellect at odds with the left-media's characterization of him, did their  "amiable dunce" patter abate.  Despite George W's similar treatment by the press, his IQ  was higher than both John Kerry or Al Gore.  Now it's Sarah's turn in the Democrat barrel, so this will make a handy bitch-slapper.  Note I received this unsolicited by E-mail.  Most likely sent to WaTimes subscribers.  There is a Robbins Report website, but it doesn't have the same content, This great SNL sketch is closer to the truth than many might want to believe. (via Secret Projects)

Vancouver Riot Violent Sex

The only Vancouver riot photo you need

You care! You really, really care!

Letters:

“” Via Drudge: County-Shuts-Down-Kids-Lemonade-Stand-500-Fine Leave. Leave the fuck now. It's time. You have nothing in common with these people and its best to let them slide into hell and quit trying to slow it down. Move any where that you could hear the words, "If you didn't want grits, why'd you order breakfast?"  Of course, this eliminates Atlanta and Florida. Pat (One Man) ... . Because ... .  Sigh.

Say "O"

Close your eyes and say “Obama.”

No, trust me.

Tracking the spread of cancer

Obama Cam Tracking the damage

Bustin' It

The Pull-Out Method

Confirmed of Busted? Kitty

Plunbing the depths of depravity

Deep Depth

I was disappointed Weiner resigned. I wanted him to stand for reelection next year.  Oh, he'da  been reelected, which is why so many of his constituents were anxious to see him go.  So they wouldn't be forced to consider a Republican challenge.   I wanted that; his reelection.  I wanted the people of New York— no America!—   left no longer able  to dissimulate the depth of their  political depravity.  And we're talking deep depth. “” 1. Barbara Walters plumbs new depths of dumbness -- It's not nice to pick on a dotty old lady with a head full of bad ideas, but she keeps pouring them out on national TV. Baba Wawa is really worried about what's going to happen to that poor, misunderstood Anthony Weiner and his wife. Whatever will they do now? Will they be forced to live on the street, sleeping in alleys and accepting loose change from Maddow fans? TheDC's Jeff Poor reports: "On Thursday's The View, Walters speculated what might have happened if Weiner had stuck it out, but said it was finally coming to a conclusion with the announcement of his resignation. “” 2. Larry Flynt makes Weiner an offer he can't defuse -- Don't worry, Barbara. Anthony and Huma will be fine. Why, the job offers are rolling in already! Here's one from none other than Hustler publisher Larry Flynt, who lent HuffPo a little class with the following open letter: "Mr. Weiner: After having learned of your sudden and compelled resignation from your Congressional post, I would like to make you an offer of employment at Flynt Management Group, LLC in our Internet group... This offer is not made in jest. To show our sincerity, Flynt Management Group, LLC is willing to pay twenty percent more than your Congressional salary, ensuring that your medical benefits would be equal to what you were previously receiving. GAH!

An Ominous Dream Starring George Washington

George Washington comes to me at night.  Srsly.

If  Obama is still president on November 1, 2012 martial law will be invoked in 2013  — no matter who wins. Damn all of you.

Need proof? He smells all powdery and musty.  He smokes Marlboros. How else could I know that?

Leg-uppin

She's got a leg-up on me

Wood Rot

ROT not associated with the Administration

Went to do some painting and noticed a little damage.  Next thing I'd Sawzalled and chiseled 12' of moisture rotted door sill, down to white meat.  What I'd like to do is replace it with concrete.  My question is this, are there any new wood applications I can put on the wood so I can concrete over it?  I think I got all the rot, but was thinking of dousing it with wood petrifier first.  Suggestions welcome. $1200 so I can hire it out also welcome.

State of the Union Right Now

Obama Cam

Let's start with setting a clear and nonnegotiable goal. Free Broadband.

FCC Chairman Julius Genachowski  “Let's start with setting a clear and nonnegotiable goal”    Non Negotiable Goal Step 1 Step2 Every Child Should Be Connected to Broadband Declare it a Civil Right (you will need and are entitled to have these services available to you) Solve it by Redistributing Wealth

(another guy who auto starts his embedded  videos - click pic) There is nothing I can add to what you're already thinking.  By the bye, if successful, funding internet with taxpayer money gives government defacto dominion over it.  Repeat after me— the only good communist is a ... .  Jesus H. Christ!   Say it, don't write it.They're out there, and they're in charge right now. Be stealthy, not like me.

Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces

TODAY: A Vegan's Day In The Sun!

Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces

O my goodness. Can't think of a decent comment. mary

Love Lies Bleeding; The Good Girl

Recess

Here's two movies I watched last week , and they're still on my mind. What better recommendation?   The first one—  I didn't know the name,  having stumbled across it on cable.  The only cast member I'd seen before was Christian Slater, and I couldn't remember his name.  Had to Google the plot line to find it—  Love Lies Bleeding (2008) R Struggling Iraq war veteran Duke (Brian Geraghty) thinks his luck has finally turned when he stumbles upon a drug deal gone bad and finds a duffel filled with cash. He and his girlfriend, Amber (Jenna Dewan), hit the road, unaware that a dirty DEA agent (Christian Slater) has his eye on the money. The young couple must outwit the corrupt and crazed agent, who'll stop at nothing to get them. I see it's an instant-play on NetFlix,  which is good because MoSup will like it.  This is fast paced with good acting all around.  I like Slater anyway, and he is one helluva good bad-guy in this one.  Once I started the The Good Girl, I realized I'd seen it years before, but kept watching.  Both times I was struck by how very good an actress Jennifer Aniston is—  I mean very good.  The character actors in this film are a carnival unto themselves.  John C. Reilly wasn't yet on my radar back then;  that happened  after seeing his breakout role in  Chicago, also released in 2002.  Zooey Deschanel as Cheryl the Retail Rodeo (early K-Mart)  girl promoted to store cosmetician is worth the price of admission. Cheryl: Sit right down here, ma'am. We're going to make you pretty. Now how do you like your hair? Big Haired Woman: What? Are you going to do my hair? Cheryl: No, I just need to know if that's your usual way of wearing it, all big and high. If it is, I'll just put more makeup on your chin to offset it. You're going to want to take a whole bottle of this home with you. It's got quite a lot of ingredients in it, so you're getting a good deal. It's got ginkgo extract in it. Do you know what that is? Big Haired Woman: No. Cheryl: It's extract of the ginkgo, and it makes your skin real slick so that any liquid will roll right off you, be it water, or lemon juice, or urine. I'll put it in a bag for you.   Amazingly, it will keep you on edge despite nominally qualifying  as a chick-flick. The Good Girl(2002) R Justine (Jennifer Aniston) longs to start a family, but she and her loving husband (John C. Reilly) seem unable to conceive. So when the frustrated "good girl" meets a creative, passionate young man named Holden (Jake Gyllenhaal), she gladly escapes into a new world of emotional and sexual awakening. It doesn't take long, however, for Holden's passion to bloom into a poisonous obsession, putting Justine's very world at risk.

Dear Photograph

Dear Photograph

Click For More This is the kind of exercise that appeals to me, and every time I see examples of it I plan on doing some of my own but then I forget.

Romney applauded by Al Gore on climate change

Romney applauded by Al Gore on climate change

“” The long parade of lefties endorsing Mitt Romney just added another clown. The DC's Alex Pappas reports: "Liberal Al Gore took to his blog Wednesday to applaud the former Massachusetts governor for his stance on climate change. ' Good for Mitt Romney... While other Republicans are running from the truth, he is sticking to his guns in the face of the anti-science wing of the Republican Party.' Gore went on to reference a Washington Post story that said Romney during a town hall meeting last week 'stuck to the position he has held for many years ” that he believes the world is getting warmer and that humans are contributing to it.'" This endorsement is just in time for a NASA report that the world may be getting cooler and humans won't be able to do anything about it, because of sunspot activity. Whoops, sorry to bring science into it!   As much as Democrats don't want Sarah Palin, they do want Mitt "McCain" Romney.  Whatever that means. Ahem.

Verizon Geezer Cell

I got it at  the "Verizon Cell Phone for Seniors store"

tim

Who could guess?

Death Panels in Action Thousands of Elderly Breast Cancer Patients Denied Surgury [sic]in Britain

“” Elderly women are being denied life-saving breast cancer surgery that is routinely given to younger patients, alarming research reveals. Some doctors look at a patient’s age in their notes – and decide on a treatment plan before they have even met them, experts warn. Their study, which provides evidence of ageism in the Health Service, found that 90 per cent of breast cancer patients aged 30-50 are offered surgery to remove tumours, compared with 70 per cent of those in their seventies. Even women in their 50s are less likely than younger patients to have an operation. [continued]

Weiner Holder

Finally Got Around To It

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Found That rat's ass nobody will give anything for

A sparrow dammt

Father and son are sitting on a bench. Suddenly a sparrow lands across them.

thor

Jerkoffs

they just keep coming

Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Why we can't have nice things

i Phone users know about services like Hound where you can play, or even hum a few bars of a song and have it identified. Now TinEye Reverse Image Search (also available as a Firefox plug-in) will find all iterations of most any picture.  This example, using my "They Auction Obama" photochop (below)  finds the original art.  It's pretty neat, but how long before copyright lawyers  like US Copyright Group launch extortion schemes?  And speaking of extortion, California is a plug-in for Maryland Democrats, so  passage of  legislation (waiting for Jerry Brown's signature) that forces Amazon to collect taxes for them is pretty much assured here.  It's why we can't have nice things.

Obama Sold!

Democrat Outrage: They Auction Obama! Spokesman -"What are we thinking?  We're already known as the party of slavery and anti-civil rights.  And now this?"

O Irony! Clinton sold Lincoln's bedroom, and Obama raffles himself.

When strippers and gangbangers run for congress

America's Most Offensive Political Ad? Pragmatic me sees  a guy who knows the audience he has to convince.  Whadda ya want?  Shakespeare? FYI: Playing the stripper is Janice Hahn, the Democrat running for Democrats Jane Harmon's seat

“ The ad's producer, Ladd Ehlinger, however, remains more than unapologetic. His message for critics: "Suck it." "We decided we would launch with a controversial ad that would piss a lot of people off," Ehlinger told Salon magazine. "If I get dinged a little, then so be it."   Ehlinger said that he formed Turn Right USA to continue making controversial videos.   "Our basic goal is to name names and take no prisoners," Ehlinger said. "We're going to start raising funds and making crazy viral ads every month or two." Huey did not respond to requests for comment. Mark Standriff, a California Republican Party spokesman, denied any affiliation with the ad. "The video in question is highly offensive and totally inappropriate," Stan blah blah blah. Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/ Muslims have met their match in Democrats when it comes to being outraged by just about everything.  I'm waiting for Debbie Wasserman-Test to call for jihad.

They'll poke his eyes out

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Obama's Worst Week

This is all well and good,  but what will things be like by January 2013?

Obama's Worst Week, Pawlenty's Best Article Excerpt If next year the American people pull the plug on the Obama presidency, mark down the past week as the beginning of the end . . . and what looks like the real beginning of Tim Pawlenty's candidacy. Incumbency isn't merely a function of political inevitability but of the fact that a presidency commands potent tools of self-restoration. Barack Obama's decision to kill Osama bin Laden was one such weapon. But we now see that this welcome May Surprise was insufficient to thwart the one force bigger than the American presidency—the U.S. economy. As of this week, it's looking like Or listen to Dan say it

Barry's Fk-Up

“I didn't mean to.  I looked out the window ..  and saw Chuck and Karen ... I snapped.  The rifle was right there and ... *sob*... ” - Barry's statement to police

The jury sympathized, but convicted him of double homicide. Rollover

Obama Cam

Obama Cam

Maryland, Tyranny is Thy Name

Maryland My Christmas Tree Look into this mirror and see yourself

“ Maryland Dream Act Passes In State Senate March 15, 2011 - The Maryland Senate has approved a controversial bill that would level the playing field for undocumented high school students when it comes to paying for their college education. The 28-19 vote on the Maryland Dream Act was mostly along party lines. ” “ Put the Maryland Dream Act to Referendum   June 14, 2011 Just as I supported voter referendums from the contentious gambling issue lawmakers grappled with for so long, I supported the effort to collect enough petition signatures in the coming weeks for the DREAM Act, as the bill is called, to be on the 2012 ballot. That way, voters across the state can say yes or no to a law that would cost Maryland millions just as we’re recovering from one of the worst economic crises in state and national history. Del. Joseph "Sonny" Minnick ” “ Md. ACLU questions Dream Act opponents’ petition drive June 10, 2011 - The petitioners’ website, mdpetitions.com, allows residents to print out and circulate their own copies of the petition. It automatically generates the residents’ information from voter records — after they provide their names, dates of birth and zip codes — to ensure that their signatures are not rejected due to technicalities or incorrect information. ”

The state used to have as its motto "America in Miniature."  It is that today more than ever. Using Maryland as a proxy state for all that's wrong with this nation only makes sense, as you'll see. It is the test kitchen for every toxic liberal concoction that comes along.  But, this willingness to trade freedom and responsibility for serfdom is recently arrived. Consider that... The State legislature once threatened to cut funds from the University of Maryland because of the series of Angela Davis type radicals it was hosting as lecturers.  In 1970 voters kicked Democrat Sen. Joe Tydings out of office for his sponsorship of the Firearms Registration and Licensing Act, which would have required the registration of firearms. The Maryland legislature met just every other year So what the hell happened?  Government happened. It became  the state's only industry (Wal-Mart is# 2), and people vote their pocket books, the hell with all. Now look at this crap.  The legislature rubber stamps any Liberal law that comes along.  There is no ballot initiative in Maryland. Only after legislation has passed can voters  petition to bring it to referendum.  And Democrats use all their resources to disqualify petition signatures. Elected officials are not subject to recall elections, period.  There are no accessible records of how legislators voted.  I suggest that this is as close to tyranny as you'll find in the USA.  Our problems today will be yours tomorrow. But we all have the solution, don't we? That's right; egg them. Or something.

The Male Brain - A caveat

Today's Important Caveat
The Male Brain

Buggy Whip Obama

Obama thinks ATMs cause unemployment --

“ No, really, he does! That's not a joke headline. He said it out loud in front of the whole world and everything. On yesterday's Today Show, Obama told Ann Curry his brilliant theory about why the economy hasn't been doing so well since he became president: "There are some structural issues with our economy where a lot of businesses have learned to become much more efficient with a lot fewer workers. You see it when you go to a bank and you use an ATM, you don't go to a bank teller, or you go to the airport and you're using a kiosk instead of checking in at the gate." That's right, the Smartest President Ever just said innovation is a job-killer. ”

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy See, here's how that's supposed to work Bam.  The buggy whip was obsoleted by the automobile, which invention spurred entrepreneurial juices in men like Henry Ford to create a whole new industry here, and around the world.  But not in the Soviet Union.  Why was that Bam, Mr. Smartest President Ever?  Because economic laws are immutable in that  respect.  Daily Caller

The Wittiest, Funniest, Smartest, Most Fabulous Person on the Planet

Looks like O'Bammy picked the
wrong presidency to stop snorting cocaine:

Stupid Laws

Today's Fun Thing

Since I use Google-owned Blogspot it's obligatory that I also have  Google-owned G-Mail.  I never use it, but  am swamped with comments  to  videos I post on Google-owned YouTube, which I also never read; I only delete. In the process of  ridding the current batch,  I somehow opened one.  It was from this guy telling me about his newest video.  I looked, and it's pretty entertaining.  I'd reply to him, so he knows I saw his comment, but I deleted it already.

Don't Know Much About History ... Sam Cook

History still a mystery for 12th-graders

“ .... the survey found that only 22 percent of 12th-graders could identify China’s role during the Korean War. Most didn’t know that the country backed North Korea during its fight with South Korea and the U.S. and its allies. Other questions focused on the Civil War, the civil rights movement, colonization, the world wars and other events [Ahem]. Some experts believe more uniform curricula across the country could help, but unlike math and reading, attitudes among educators differ across the nation on what should be emphasized in history classrooms. [Full] ”

MoSup says she  caught this from a telly playing at work (in a patient's room).  She thinks it was tuned to the History Channel. "Andrew Johnson is the only president to be impeached." My brother-in-law once rebuked me for saying that Clinton had been impeached.  "No he wasn't; the vote failed."  One of those things that's been emphasized in history classrooms. We, who spend much time listening to various History/ Learning channels,  are used to misstatements; even dueling versions of history and science.   I've watched two hours on the Little Ice Age, and the convergence of natural phenomena that caused it,  followed in the next hour by  dire predictions from the man-caused climate change lobby. All this on the Science Channel. It almost seems like "divide and conquer" rules are in effect. In a lifetime things that made us a great and successful nation—   a common language, institutions, religion, and historical experience have disappeared.  And here we are.

The Greatest Speech Ever Given

The Greatest Speech Ever Given in the World “More sense about health insurance in 15 minutes than you've heard from politicians of all parties in the last 15 years.” - Vanderleun

“ Barnhardt from the prologue: "I would like to restate for the record how disgusting it is that I am the person apparently who has to be the voice of logic and reason and obvious common sense for a nation of 310 million people.... "Who the hell am I? I am not well educated. I have an undergraduate degree in Animal Husbandry which I consider to be nothing more than a formality. My real education consists first and foremost of real life experience and the responsibilities and performance demanded therein, which is nothing rare, along with an Amazon.com Prime account. ” What's mystifying if not downright terrifying, is after two days I am only the 1656th viewer.   Oh.  Right. ..  You Tube never keeps accurate  counts on content that might be antithetical to Liberal dogma; or when they have a pay-per-play contract with the video's author.  Ahem.  Rumor. Okay, I only watched 5 minutes (so far) of this video before my head was exploding and there was a tingling up my leg.  I  had to post this.  Make your kids watch.  I don't care, use duct tape.  Go Here. Gerard has transcripts and everything.