American versus Democrats Quiz

Quick quiz: see if you can detect a theme among the standard liberal's policy prescriptions ...

Policy  Conservative Position Liberal Position Economy Minimal taxation, regulation and interference from the government will supercharge the economy. Business can't be trusted to operate in the best interest of society, therefore government should maximize taxation, regulation and oversight. Guns Law abiding citizens carrying concealed weapons help preserve a civil society and dramatically reduce crime. Citizens can't be trusted to own or carry firearms. Doug Ross Continued That's Norman Rockwell's everyman for the American side, and Isadora Duncan standing in for the Democrats. Sid on his i Pad

ALSO- "Look, there goes my nomination!"

Secret Cheers Revealed

Chitlins Chitlins Collard Green I The Best Prez You Ever Seen! 'Operation Vote' to focus on blacks and illegals Chitlins Chitlins Collard Greens

Merkel Prepares To Get Greeked

Merkel: Greek default would destroy faith in Europe...

Tampax Fun

Tampax Magic

“ His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?” “A box of Tampax,” he replied without hesitation. “Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with that?” “Well,” said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but it’s sure worth two dollars. With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to.” ”

Tug of Lore

Tug of Lore

Tug of Lore

Helter Skelter Abrewin'

Speak of the Debil ...

“ ” FREEMAN: Obama made racism worse; opponents will do whatever 'to get this black man outta here'...           And it's the responsible and patriotic thing to do! Speak of the Debil ...

It's Time To Send The UN to Hell ..

“theater of the absurd,” “ I write to draw attention to Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations today. As Daniel Patrick Moynihan demonstrated once upon a time, there is something especially thrilling about the truth being told in this particular forum (a “theater of the absurd,” in Netanyahu’s reckoning). It happens rarely, but it happened today. Attention should be paid: [Powerline] ”

“ And it was here in 1980, right here, that the historic peace agreement between Israel and Egypt wasn’t praised; it was denounced! And it’s here year after year that Israel is unjustly singled out for condemnation. It’s singled out for condemnation more often than all the nations of the world combined. Twenty-one out of the 27 General Assembly resolutions condemn Israel — the one true democracy in the Middle East. Well, this is an unfortunate part of the U.N. institution. It’s the — the theater of the absurd. It doesn’t only cast Israel as the villain; it often casts real villains in leading roles: Gadhafi’s Libya chaired the U.N. Commission on Human Rights; Saddam’s Iraq headed the U.N. Committee on Disarmament. You might say: That’s the past. Well, here’s what’s happening now — right now, today. Hezbollah-controlled Lebanon now presides over the U.N. Security Council. This means, in effect, that a terror organization presides over the body entrusted with guaranteeing the world’s security. [Full] ” All opposed ... ?

SEIUrsly

Forcing non-members to pay for unions’ political advocacy

“ Early next year the Supreme Court will hear Knox v. SEIU Local 1000, an important case about union power and individual conscience. The Cato Institute has joined several other organizations in filing an amicus brief (PDF), as my colleague Ilya Shapiro explains here (snippage below) In 2005, the SEIU initiated a mid-year campaign against two California ballot measures, one that would cap state spending and another that would restrict the use of union dues for political purposes. In states such as California that do not have “right to work” laws, unions are allowed to take dues from non-union workers to finance collective-bargaining activities that, arguably, benefit all employees.  Since 1977, however, unions have not been allowed to take dues from non-union members to pay for pure political advocacy without adequate protections for possible dissenters. To distinguish political money from collective-bargaining money, the Supreme Court requires that a “Hudson notice” be given to all non-union workers. This notice gives non-members the opportunity to challenge political expenditures. But when the SEIU began garnishing 25-33% more wages to fight the California ballot initiatives, it issued no new Hudson notice, effectively forcing 28,000 non-member employees to finance its political speech. ” Obama's Private Army? Related Obama’s 2012 Campaign Strategy — Incite Civil Unrest One of our most read articles published in 2010 (EXTRA: Obama Suspends Civil Liberties ) , dealt with a hypothetical scenario where Obama inflamed civil disorder in order to institute Martial Law and in doing so, suspended the 2012 election. Obama Team to Incite Race Riots; Use White Guilt in 2012 Election Since riots and uprisings are now en vogue the world over and with signs that they will soon reach the shores of America, would it be that much of a stretch to suggest President Obama’s election campaign would be willing to incite race riots in the hopes of guilting white Americans into casting a vote for a President who is progressively losing popularity and support at an ever accelerating rate?

Find the racist

Find The Racist racist - discriminatory especially on the basis of race or religion anti-semite, antiblack antiwhite discriminatory, prejudiced - being biased or having a belief or attitude formed beforehand; "a prejudiced judge"

“ Mr A may certainly be called down for using crude language, and may even be a racist, but his use of "nigger" is void of  definitive proof that he voted against Obama because of his race, or even voted against him.    Voter B, on the other hand, tells the exit poller that she voted for a candidate because of  race.  She is racist by definition. If we add Morgan Freeman into the mix, we have two racists. That's right asshat.  Your inability, or unwillingness, to entertain the possibility that it's Obama's dismal performance as president, and not his race,  that have people itching to be rid of him, makes you a guess what—?  That's right Morgan, you ignorant  black-assed racist  cork-sucker.  ”

Bad Movies

Movie Review Inquest The Machinist

“ She: Let's watch a movie Me:  Okay. What? She You pick Me: I only watch foreign films anymore and I know you don't like subtitles She  [Shrugs] Me:  I'll find something - gimme about 15 minutes.        [18 minutes later] She  What are we watching Me:  It's called "The Machinist." She  Never heard of it. Me:  Me neither.  It stars Christan Bale who's a pretty good actor         [101 minutes later] She:  Yuck Me:  That's the worst ----king movie I've ever seen She:  Yuck ”

Al Gore Al Gore Sitting in a Tree ...

A very inconvenient truth: Al Gore Al Gore Sitting in a Tree LY—  LY—  I-N-G

“ Despite Gore successfully getting speakers including Renee Zellweger to make appearances, website 'Watts Up With That?' has revealed that internet viewing figures were way below those reported by Gore. Using web traffic information to estimate visitor numbers, the website said that even 17,000 viewers was possibly generous. A very inconvenient truth: Al Gore claims 8.6m viewed climate change festival (though the real figure 'was 17,00000')

This news is a joke

Is this a joke or a news clip?

“ Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this – I am a United States congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money." ”

My Take on Last Night’s Republican Debate

My Take on Last Night’s Republican Debate Here’s my take on the debate last night. Perry looked like he was struggling to remember his lines but couldn’t quite do it. Romney looked like he could remember his lines since he’s been practicing in the mirror for the past four years. Gingrich looked like he didn’t need lines. He is just going to riff anyway. Bachmann had lines, but unfortunately they were all from the movie Fargo. For some reason, Cain finished all his lines with, “That dog won’t hunt,” which is ironic because he neither has a dog nor hunts. Huntsman was struggling to hold onto his script. His hands were slippery from all the Coppertone. Gary Johnson from New Mexico had a nervous twitch and kept thinking to himself, “Dude, I’m on TV.” Santorum had a good script but he was put out that he actually had to answer questions. And Ron Paul refused all scripts because they are not specifically mentioned in the Constitution. Merrily

Another Power Grab ...

Another Day, Another Power Grab ..

“ What’s the major difference between George W. Bush’s No Child Left Behind law and the new education program that will be announced by President Obama today? It’s there in the very sentence above. The Bush law is a law. It was the result of arduous bipartisan negotiations that led to an agreement between, of all people, Bush and the late Sen. Edward Kennedy. The Obama program is a program. It is federal fiat, a decision about what’s best by your superiors in the Obama administration. It’s a unilateral move to bypass the legislative process. It may or may not be good education policy. But the Chinese Politburo also may or may not be doing good education policy. [Full] ” Living under Obama is like watching that interminable desert crossing scene in Lawrence of Arabia.  The torture goes on and on and on ... .

Gee - why do they want my health records?

Obamacare's First Seizure Your Health Records

“ ” I'm pressing the button here boss ... pressing the button. Anyone hear anything?

Stages of Gayety

Gayety

Harry Reid's Americans

Democrats reject stop-gap spending bill—  government shutdown unavoidable? From my vantage point, if Reid doesn't budge (i.e. Republicans cave), he just bukakied himself. It'll be pretty damned hard for the Democrat media to spin "Republicans wanted spending bill, Democrats didn't" into something Obama palatable. Especially given the depth of democrat constituencies ability to understand anything more complex than "It's Free"

Sue Random House for $10 Billion - Sounds Good ....

More Dudley Breitbart

“ In an email dated January 27, 2011, Joe McGinniss, author of The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin, says that Random House lawyers have told him he has provided nothing more than “tawdry gossip” to substantiate “any of the salacious stories about the Palin family.” Below, I present each of these accusations in turn, and how McGinniss used most of them in The Rogue, even though he admitted in his email that he could not prove them: [Excerpted] a) Todd had sex with a hooker, or with anyone else outside his marriage. McGinniss dropped the “hooker” accusation–probably because he was afraid, as his email suggests, that the sole source “may be mentally unstable” and that even the National Enquirer appeared to be ready “to back off this story.”  Yet McGinniss did publish allegations in The Rogue that Todd flirted with other women b)  Sarah had an affair with Brad Hanson, or anyone else. McGinniss presents no named source for this accusation in The Rogue other than an article in the National Enquirer in October 2008 [and third party sources] McGinniss does not quote Cottle directly, but says that she fills him in on local gossip ... . c)  Track was a druggie who enlisted in the army to avoid a jail term.  Or that he vandalized Wasilla school buses. McGinniss’s basis for accusations of drug use by Track Palin is the National Enquirer, which in turn had quoted an unnamed “source” in 2008. He adds that “reports of Track’s drug use persisted even into the summer of 2010” but does not specify what those reports are, or from whom (p. 114). His primary source for the accusation of vandalism in 2005 is local gossip: “word spread immediately in Wasilla,”  Blah-blah-nlah d)  Willow was involved in the vandalism of the empty house in Meadow Lakes.  Or that Sarah rushed back from Hawaii to put the lid on that. McGinniss’s only source is the National Enquirer, which made these claims in 2010. He also claims “[m]any in Wasilla” believe the story (p. 111). He also cites gossip related by Colleen Cottle in 2010–again, Blah-blah-nlah e) Trig is not Sarah’s natural born child. [Me: I think this is the most inexcusably malicious of the lot] McGinniss provides no new evidence for this debunked claim, quoting “questions” being asked on “blogs” and the like (p. 316). McGinniss also cites “many Wasillans” who allegedly say that “even if she had not faked the entire story of her pregnancy and Trig’s birth, it was something she was eminently capable of doing” Blah-blah-nlah f)   Bristol was promiscuous as a high schooler and drank and used drugs, or became pregnant again after Tripp’s birth. McGinniss’s source is again local gossip in the summer of 2010: “Rumors immediately run rampant,” he says (p. 204). Once again, he also cites gossip allegedly related by (but not directly quoted from) Colleen Cottle in 2010. He mentions a July 2010 interview in The Daily Beast with Bristol’s alleged new boyfriend at the time, Ben Barber, which does not discuss promiscuity or drugs, and actually contradicts the claim that Bristol became pregnant again Blah-blah-nlah Read: Explosive Email Shows Anti-Palin Author McGinniss, Random House Likely Published Literary Hoax Read: Random House on Sarah Palin’s Privacy: A Tale of Two Press Releases Read: Random House ‘Rogue’ Scandal Update: McGinniss Confirms, Griffin Fumes, ‘Hooker’ Responds ” The cure of course is to successfully sue McGinnis and Random House for, oh I dunno, $10B?

Joint Operations

Understand?

“ One reason the Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. The Army would occupy the building so no one could enter. Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat. The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy. ”

Smartly Said- "Free Shit"

Free Shit

Cuzzin Ricky sent me this, adding "I have never heard this said as plain or as well.  Class war at its best." I think you will concur.  “   The folks who are getting the free shit, don't like the folks who are paying for the free shit, because the folks who are paying for the free shit can no longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit. And, the folks who are paying for the free shit want the free shit to stop. And the folks who are getting the free shit want even more free shit on top of the free shit they are already getting!  Now...  The people who are forcing the people who Pay for the free shit have told the people who are RECEIVING the free shit that the people who are PAYING for the free shit are being mean, prejudiced, and racist. So... the people who are GETTING the free shit have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the free shit by the people who are forcing some people to pay for their free shit and giving them the free shit in the first place. We have let the free shit giving go on for so long that there are now more people getting free shit than paying for the free shit. Now understand this. All great democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded.  The reason? The voters figured out they could vote themselves money from the treasury by electing people who promised to give them money from the treasury in exchange for electing them.  The United States officially became a Republic in 1776, 231 years ago. The number of people now getting free shit outnumbers the people paying for the free shit. We have one chance to change that in 2012. Failure to change that spells the end of the United States as we know it. ELECTION  2012 IS  COMING  And as if by magic ... Michael Moore Threatens The Rich: Let's "Deal With It Nonviolently Now" ”

The GOtP - Great Ideas Series

GOtP?

“ ” S2 (formerly stoo-pid)  suggests that could well be the GOP's  new logo.  Yes; yes it could.  Which lead me to again brain wrestle with the problem of how to repudiate and help destroy a party that has become little more than the democrat party in  drag, and then raise out of its  ash the Grand Old Party that defeated Democrats on slavery; put teeth into the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, and exposed the degree of the Communist Party's infiltration of our body politic and culture in the post WWII era? .  The answer of  course is the Grand Old Tea Party.  GOtP?  We need a suitable logo too.  Maybe this?   So, what do you think?

McGinniss Outed as Liar

Democrat Party Pimp Outed? I can't keep up with these Obamunist plots. Srsly.

“ STORY ”    S2 in comments

Do not be foolish - this is not for Jihad - is for laughs Ha Ha Ha

I Wonder What This Message Says? هدف صاروخ هنا الحمد للهر Maybe a promo for Target®?

“ ” Or, Maybe not. Via SondraKistani

Coons Drive Me Crazy! .

Today's Ratbastid Coon

Michelle's Kisser

Who's The Best Kisser Michelle?

Gore-He's Hetero

Palin- Rock Star

Sarah Palin is a Rock Star!

“ Palin, the 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee, has said she would make a decision by the end of this month. One factor driving her decision is that deadlines are approaching in states for candidates to get on the 2012 ballot. In the meanwhile ... . “ E! News caught up with Levi Johnston to talk about the release of his tell-all book, when he told us that now, looking back, it seems as though his ex-fiancée's mother, Sarah Palin, had the hots for him .. would flirt with him. "I guess I'd say, 'Yeah, I think she did.' Now looking back and remembering what everyone said. She never touched me or anything like that! Now it kind of weirds me out thinking about it," he says. Then one of my publishers said she had a cougar crush on me! ...  it seems kind of weird. " Well, it weirds us out, too. ” ” I hope all acne-challenged  teen-age boys fantasize that way. Hell, girls too.  I will predict that the last the world hears of Levi will look something like this.  News item:  Levi Johnson, boyfriend of former President Sarah Palin's daughter, and father of her first child, was found dead this morning under an overpass in downtown Cleveland.  The medical examiner's preliminary cause of death was an overdose of heroin.  Acquaintances say he was also suffering from AIDS.

Pyongyang par-tay

Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party, 'cause a Pyongyang party is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY

“ ” Jim Treacher

Admirable v. Deplorable Behavior

Today's Lesson The thin line between admirable and deplorable behavior

“ ” Everytime I've seen the skating picture I've wanted to do this, and now I have,

Dirty People- Dirty Money

Soros turns up in Obama's LightSquared imbroglio He always did have a nose for easy money

“ ” Soros reportedly invested in the telecom company LightSquared through Harbinger Capital Partners (a hedge fund run by billionaire financier Philip Falcone, owns LightSquared)., and many of the nonprofits he finances have backed LightSquared in regulatory and policy disputes....  Air Force Gen. William Shelton, head of Space Command, testified to Congress this month that giving LightSquared the radio frequencies it is slated to get would interfere with the military's GPS needs. Ahead of Shelton's testimony, White House officials nudged Shelton to go easy on LightSquared ... Another government official said the White House pushed him to downplay the GPS worries. Falcone is a big political donor who has given exclusively to Democrats and independents since Obama's election. Emails have surfaced showing LightSquared executives discussing donations to Obama's campaign in policy conversations with White House officials. Finally, there's the eye-catching detail that another Obama donor, George Haywood, steered then-Sen. Obama to invest $90,000 in the company (then named SkyTerra) back in 2005 (Martha Stewart missed that particular tip). Soros  generously funds a huge swath of the liberal movement, and has aligned his business interests with Obama's big-government policies. For instance, Obama green-energy official Cathy Zoi left the Energy Department earlier this year to help run a new green-energy (and thus subsidy-dependent) investment fund Soros was starting. In the LightSquared affair, Soros shows up repeatedly. [Extracted from  Obama's LightSquared imbroglio] And Nixon was threatened with impeachment because - bottom line-  there was a 18-Minute Gap'  in a White House tape.  Nobody knew what was contained in those 18 minutes, but what the hell— he was Nixon.  So there's that.

Don't be a perv - grab a pencil

Today's Lesson

“The Old Sea Crab"

Celebrating Our Western Culture

“ “The Old Sea Crab,’ perhaps the oldest oldest surviving bawdy song in English (1643), based on a traveler’s tale in Russia, ca. 1280: Now, old John Henry had a story to tell, Singing, diddy-ah, diddy-ah ding, Now, old John Henry had a story to tell, And yes, by gosh, it was dirty as hell, Singing, diddy-ah, diddy-ah ding, Singing, diddy-ah, diddy-ah ding. John Henry caught a sea-crab by the back bone, And he tugged and he pulled till he finally got it home. When he got home his wife was asleep, So he put it in the pisspot, safe to keep. Well, his wife got up and she straddled the pot, And the damned old sea-crab got her by the twat. Then she said, John Henry, there’s a devil in the pot, And he’s got two horns and they’re red-hot! John Henry got up in his night-clothes, And the damned old sea-crab got him by the nose. Then said John Henry, Won’t you let a little fart, To blow my nose and your ass apart. Well, she heaved and she ho’d, and she come a little bit, And she filled John Henry’s face full of shit. Now, of this story I know no more— There’s an apple up my ass and you can have the core. Well, the moral of the song is easy to define: None of us has got an eye on our behind. So better be sure before you squat, There’s nothing swimming in the chamberpot. ” Jargon Society

Technical Difficulty

Screwed-up Formatting (on IE)

“ I've been trying to figure out why table alignment as viewed on IE is skewed left.  I have no idea.  Please bear with me while I await for divine guidance. MFCS^_)+{(_+DUISUIBHIJ* &^%D! ”

Skoonj on Barry Farber

Three Weeks After Solyndra Scandal Began MSNBC Prime Time Programs Still Haven't Reported It BUT WAIT! SKOONJ WINS NOBEL PRIZE

“ No, you don't necessarily have to have starred in a movie, written a book or run for office and won. Sara and Barry are just as thrilled with someone who offers an idea; a theory; on a scandal like Solyndra as interesting -- in fact, as staggering -- as the theory brought to the table by DAMIAN HOUSMAN (Skoonj) . ” I edited it, the full interview can be listend to at Farber's site.  Three Cheers and Ten Beers for Skoonj! But wait -"Yes, Congressman, we'll be glad to answer your questions."

We're Warren Bu-Fays Butt Boys ....

Commie MFCS v.  Americans Today: Commie MFCS Speak

“ ” President Obama’s proposed “Buffett Rule,” which will raise the income tax on millionaires, has intensified the political debate. Liberal group MoveOn.org  has joined the fracas, creating an advertisement which will air on national cable this week. Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2011/09/20/warren-buffets-secretary-speaks-video/#ixzz1YbY4Idjh Daddy, what does MFCS mean? Uh— Moveon.org For a  Communist Society Mommy said they were motherfu*kingcocks*kers

* Today Only .

Best Idea Ever*

Dept. of Labor To Supply Replacement Worker’s Names AND Addresses

Intimidation: Obama’s Dept. of Labor To Supply Replacement Worker’s Names AND Addresses to Union Thugs

“ “Since 1975,” a study of union violence says, there has been “more than 9,000 reports of union violence.” With that in mind, wouldn’t it scare you if you were told that your name and address would be made public knowledge if you were hired as a temporary or replacement worker during a union strike? If you had any sense you sure would. Well, now that is exactly what the Obama administration wants to do. Obama’s Department of Labor wants to make a new rule that businesses must disclose the names and addresses of individuals that are hired during strikes to replace unionized workers, whether permanently or temporarily. [Continue] Via Larwin's Linx ” For Your Viewing Pleasure 4 minutes 25 minutes

Fascists

Stuff You Knew but want to pass on ... Today's Democrats are Fascists

“ Barack Obama and his minions in the administration as well as many Democrats in the Congress are often described as Socialists, or in the extreme as Marxists.  However, their actions and strategy are straight out of the fascist economic playbook.  They have become the modern reincarnation of the fascist mindset, without the militarism of Italy and Germany, that dominated Europe in the 1920s and '30s. Over the past seventy years, the left and their allies in the media have succeeded in labeling fascism as a right-wing or conservative philosophy when it in reality was an offshoot of socialism. As an economic system, fascism is socialism with a capitalistic veneer.  In its day (the 1920's and 1930's), fascism was seen as the happy medium between boom-and-bust-prone capitalism, with its alleged class conflict, wasteful competition, and profit-oriented egoism, and Marxism, with its violent socially divisive prosecution of the bourgeoisie. Where socialism abolished all market relations outright, fascism left the appearance of market relations while planning all economic activities.  Where socialism abolished money and prices; fascism controlled the monetary system and set all prices and wages politically.  [Emphasis added.] Under fascism, the state, through official agencies, controlled all aspects of manufacturing, commerce, finance, and agriculture.  Licensing was ubiquitous; no economic activity could be undertaken without government permission.  Levels of consumption were dictated by the state, and "excess" incomes had to be surrendered as taxes or "loans". To maintain high employment and minimize popular discontent, fascist governments also undertook massive public-works programs financed by steep taxes, borrowing and fiat money creation.  [Emphasis added.]  [American Thinker cont] 'fece-ists by any other name would smell like crap '.