Barack Obama is trying to make the US a more socialist ...

Barack Obama is trying to make the US a more socialist state

“ What was it everybody used to say about the United States? Look at what’s happening over there and you will see our future. Whatever Americans are doing now, we will be catching up with them in another 10 years or so. In popular culture or political rhetoric, America led the fashion and we tagged along behind. Well, so much for that. Barack Obama is now putting the United States squarely a decade behind Britain. Listening to the President’s State of the Union message last week was like a surreal visit to our own recent past: there were, almost word for word, all those interminable Gordon Brown Budgets that preached “fairness” while listing endless new ways in which central government would intervene in every form of economic activity.  [London Telegraph] Nothing to add here boss. ”

Climate Nazis

GREEN CRAP Climate FraudFraudFraudFraudFraudFraudFraudFraudFraudFraud

“ What's sad is that so many people see fraudulent pictures, graphs, reports and hysterical climate pap,  and believe them.  Life is pretty simple, really.  For instance, if an adult lies to you once about an important matter, then that person is a liar.  A liar you would not, in your right mind, ever believe again.  I'm not talking about someone who makes an honest, or even careless mistake.  Liars.  I can take you back to the 1970's and show you case after case where the global coldests— global warmists have been caught citing false data to move their climate agenda forward. When confronted with the truth,  they carry on as if nothing happened, filling the debate with bilge like the phony picture of earth shown above.  Since their victory would mean our complete subjugation, under a tyrannical and lawless regime, they should be removed from their stage with extreme prejudice.  They are best described as Climate Nazis. ”

What Obama's Hearing Means

Barn Army Important Secret Documents Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick, B.A. submits this FULL ANALYSIS OF OBAMA ELIGIBILITY HEARING

“ What made this case and this hearing different, is that it mattered not where Obama was born rather, at the center of the stage, would be the nationality of Obama’s father. Obama’s father was never a U.S. Citizen and a great deal of evidence to that point was entered  into the official record this morning. Another linchpin in all of this, is the definition of “Natural Born Citizen” which one must be, by writ of the Constitution, to hold the office of President. According to the plaintiffs in this hearing, that definition can be clearly found in the written opinion of the United States Supreme Court in the case of Minor vs Happersett from 1875. [Full Worth Your While] ASIDE   “ [Excerpt] This begs the question; Can a sitting President be commanded by subpoena, to appear in court? Many claim Executive Privilege prevents it. They would be wrong. ” That excerpt is my cue to explain that I'm not a complete vocabulary twat.  "Begging the question" is a form of logical fallacy in which a statement or claim is assumed to be true without evidence other than the statement or claim itself. When one begs the question, the initial assumption of a statement is treated as already proven without any logic to show why the statement is true in the first place. [Source] That's how Craig Andresen uses the term in his article.  To beg the question does not mean "to raise the question." (e.g. "It begs the question, why is he so dumb?") However, as I pointed out to a knave who questioned me using it in that fashion in 1995, " the New Oxford Dictionary of English, for example, says it is “widely accepted in modern standard English”  One should I think be consistent, however, and I am not. So it's like "twat."  I use them both ways and leave it for you to figure out what I mean. see "Lazy."  ”

Make a good Act of Contrition ...

BEAT MY CAPTION WINNERS Yes, Luke, I am your Father.- Doug M\ Well, my boy. That's askin' a lot. I'm not sure Jesus is gonna forgive that shirt.- Doug M Sorry, Herschel, we hear Catholic boys' confessions. Try ten "hail Moseses." - Doug M She barked like a dog?  Nevertheless, what  dad and  mom were doing is natural.  What you  did while peeking will send you to hell if you do it again—  ....          Win fame

YES YOU CAN YES YOU CAN

YES YOU CAN! YES YOU CAN!

The Magic Garage

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets Magic Garage

Voila - Women will love giving up living space for your car collection Roll Over, ”

Caption Brewer and Bama

bits & pieces The WaPost's "caption" Brewer and Obama contest You can do better, I'll wager

WINNER No, you may NOT send tht idiot Napolitano back here. She's YOUR problem now. # posted by  Anonymous : 1/28/12 4:54 PM “ ”

Smoke and mirrors (he can't see himslef in)

Obama: 'Nobody envies rich people'

“ This is one of the biggest things I'm going to be pushing back on this year, this notion that this is somehow class warfare, that we're trying to stir up envy," Obama said. "Nobody envies rich people, everybody wants to be rich. Everybody aspires to be rich, and everybody understands you've got work hard to be successful. That's the American way. Doesn't he remind you of  this ? ”

Extinction II

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Golf while you wait

Good lord but we were easy to please

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Nothing is written in stone

This too

Stop that bleeding and eat well too

FOOD “Bacon - it can do anything” mary

“ Specifically, mary pointed to this article about bacon's medicinal use for stopping nose bleeds. At some point in everyone's life, they are bound to experience a bleeding nose. Perhaps it happened while playing soccer in high school, taking a fall in gym class, or getting socked in your nostrils from the bully at school. The point being: An occasional nosebleed is nothing new in the field of medicine. According to ...  new research published in the Annals in Otology, Rhinology and Larynology. “cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults,” was successful in stopping a four-year-old girl’s nose from bleeding. Imagine that? Which opens up a broad range of possibilities.  If you prefer your cures to be  pharmacy grade, Don M suggests this source for virgin pork lard (great for eating).  Of course all of Wonder Lab's fish oils are also pharmacy grade. You're welcome Which begs the question ...

Mr. No Show

Mr. No Show

“ During the hearing, Obama was in Las Vegas giving a speech to UPS employees. Inside the courtroom in Atlanta, almost every available seat was taken -- except for those at the defendant’s table facing the judge. Joe Farah says The judge is expected to rule in the case shortly. However, he has little choice but to issue a default judgment in favor of the challenge – potentially removing Obama from the ballot in Georgia in November. Huff & Puff says At any rate, the final decision is Kemp's. Regardless of what Malihi recommends, Kemp does not want to become the Republican secretary of state who ruled Barack Obama off the ballot in Georgia. Becoming a birther hero would not begin to compensate for the lasting infamy such a step would bring him, especially because such a ruling would be challenged in state or federal court and almost immediately overturned on any number of reasons. Kemp would then look like a fool and put an end to any further political ambitions he might have. I doubt that’s the course he will choose to take. I say -  Obama's team's argument that  GA has no right to make any ruling,  because the electoral college has purview,.  says everything about the caliber of Obama's lawyers.  The bottom line is—  if Georgia courts uphold a ruling keeping him off the ballot, the federal courts have zero jurisdiction.  Which doesn't mean Schumer judges won't try.  I can easily envision Eric Holder attempting some illegal  heavy-handed tactic that's designed to inflame and incite.  Obama has  a Henry the VIII  mentality; i.e., he is accountable only to his god (which would be himself). ”

Trouserboobs

Shart Cuts

Shart Cuts A problem looking for a product solution

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Do you want ‘spirituality’ ...

“ The real question, John [of the Cross] suggests, is about what you are really after: Do you want ‘spirituality’, mystical experience, inner peace, or do you want God? If you want God, then you must be prepared to let go all, absolutely all, substitute satisfactions, intellectual and emotional. You must recognize that God is so unlike whatever can be thought or pictured that, when you have got beyond the stage of self-indulgent religiosity, there will be nothing you can securely know or feel. You face a blank: and any attempt to avoid that or shy away from it is a return to playing comfortable religious games. The dark night is God’s attack on religion. If you genuinely desire union with the unspeakable love of God, then you must be prepared to have your own religious world shattered. If you think devotional practices, theological insights, even charitable actions give you some sort of purchase on God, you are still playing games. On the other hand, if you can face and accept and even rejoice in the experience of darkness, if you accept God is more than an idea which keeps your religion or philosophy or politics tidy – then you may find a way back to religion, philosophy or politics, to an engagement with them that is more creative because you are more aware of the oddity, the uncontrollable quality of the truth at the heart of all things. This is what ‘detachment’ means – not being ‘above the battle’, but being involved in such a way that you can honestly confront whatever comes to you without fear of the unknown; it is a kind of readiness for the unexpected, if that is not too much of a paradox. [American Digest Sidelines] ” And yes, you can still like looking at women's breasts. I think.

Lab Experiments

BEAT MY CAPTION! Two Fingers & Petrolium Jelly My lab partner Sharon hated these assigments          Win fame

Been there. Done that.

A Road Well Traveled

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Video Of Newt Bashing Reagan Is Bogus

Video Of Newt Bashing Reagan Is Bogus

NBC BUKAKE

HLLYWD There's no accounting for taste in Hollywood

(story) “ "Fear Factor" producers' plans to serve fresh glasses of donkey semen to contestants on the next episode had NBC execs so concerned ... they gave serious thought to killing the stunt, TMZ has learned.  Unconfirmed anonymous sources tell me that two NBC execs, Bridget Baker and Catherine Schwaber,  tried the concoction and gave it a "thumbs -up." "It actually made us hot," said one.   " It doesn't taste like donkey semen at all.  More like Stephen Burke's (CEO NBCUniversal."

Texas

TEXAS

“ Oddly, this morning I was thinking about whether any states would secede, planting the seed for reforming the United States.  If there was only one, it ought be Texas,  for numerous reasons. This plopped into in my mail box.  Cosmic..  Wyman Meinzer's West Texas from Wyman Meinzer on Vimeo. ”      Nathan B

Ochopping the Military

Culture Three things that can be lumped together

“ Pentagon proposes 13% cut in Army size... Obama Administration Intends to Unionize U.S. Military with Executive Order and ... If this nation doesn't reconnect with its military, we will lose more than our wars re #3 ...  About 1 percent of the nation's population is currently in uniform as either active duty or reserve such as the National Guard, and that number will dwindle as factors such as budget cuts and the inevitable drawdown because of the end of the Iraq War take effect. During World War II, about 12 percent of the population was in uniform. True, it was a different time and a different war. But, an entire generation comprising millions of citizens had some personal experience with the duties, sacrifices, opportunities and pride that came with military service. That shaped citizens' outlook on everything from how they voted to what they considered the proper role of the United States in the world. This gap is particularly large among young people. I may be the only conservative in the nation who rues the day we stopped drafting men into the military.  Now, when fewer than 50%  pay any income tax, and 99% of  under-40s have never served in the military ... —.    With no investment, nor pride of ownership,  we're exactly like any run-down pulic housing project.  Francis Ewan Urquhart is my only hero.and role model.  God help me.   ”

A Police STOP at 2 am ....

It was a dark and stormy night ...

“ A Police STOP at 2 am .... An elderly man is stopped by the police and asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replies, "That would be my wife." ”    Don M

Krazy Kat

Or, is it the other way?

Washington Insider

Inside

“ Buried in some comments was a link from Wabano about an interview with "White House insider".   I'm sure you don't need any caveat about believing anonymous stories told by anonymous people on the internet.  I will say this however.  As just a regular Joe who lives in the DC area,  even I have acquaintances who are well-positioned in the Washington power structure, who, during some friendly imbibing, will "relate" stuff.  And I mean very very secret stuff, so this Ulsterman report scenario is plausible. The chance for finding truth here is at least on the level of , say,  reading a  WaPost article.  Here's a few items that made my skin prickle a bit. Insider:  He’s an atheist you know. UM: What? Insider:  Barack Obama.  Atheist.  So is Jarrett.  Not that it matters…I don’t really care.  No…I do care. I don’t like the lying about it.  The bullsh-t way they go on using people.  Pretending.  That church in Chicago – it…for Obama it was just about connections.  Leverage.  Politics.  Now I see them…getting the media to show them going into a church, hearing Obama talk about his religion…it’s all…it’s nothing to them.  Nothing!  God is a joke to those people.  A punchline. UM:  Is that part of the story?  The president’s atheism? Insider:  No.  Maybe…speaks to their view of life though, right?  How the life of others ain’t important?  No accounting for their sins in their world. Hell don’t exist!  Murder…got nothing on them.  It’s all just an outdated and ridiculous concept, right?  Use the Black vote…use it up.  Go to their churches and then roll their eyes and mock them behind their backs.  He isn’t a Muslim…that…he never was.  The president sympathizes with anyone and anything that they feel…the people around him…Jarrett, the First Lady…anyone they feel has been mistreated by this country.  That’s his God – anti-Americanism. Obama's atheism is of no consequence to me, but I really liked "Insider's" reaction.  In another segment he discusses being in a room of "way" insiders and president-elect (1993) Bill Clinton.  When a "little man" entered the room and caused everyone, including the Secret Service, to come to attention. UM:  I need you to get back to the story.  President Clinton and— Insider:  Right- right…sure enough… The President-Elect, he comes up to me.  Calls me by my first name.  Big guy.  You don’t realize how big he is until you’re standing next to him in person.  He’s smaller these days.  A bit shrunken in.  Back then…a big strapping fella from Arkansas.  Cornbread-fed as my momma used to say. ... Hillary is there too of course…but she’s off to the side.  Not so comfortable as her husband.  Pensive – that the right word?  She smiles, but there’s no smile coming from her eyes.  [...] Gore is there too.  Didn’t like him then.  Like him less now.  He ain’t Tennessee – never been.  Spoiled D.C. political brat is what he is.  And a fu–ing loon to boot. So that’s the scene – Bill Clinton is soon to be inaugurated the next President of the United States.  The guy is larger than life.  He is ruling that room.  Senators  with the legislative power of God are kissing his ass now.  The guy is King of the World.  And then this little fella walks in.  I don’t see him walk in…there’s just a sense.  A feeling that the rest of the room catches too.  Here is Bill Clinton, his head poking above the crowd of people hoping to get what I got – a quick  thank you, a handshake, a moment with history.  By now I’m off to the side a bit, but still about ten – maybe fifteen feet from the President-Elect.  And like I say…there’s this little fella parting the crowd…parting the sea – and heading right toward Clinton.  He don’t stop to acknowledge anyone…but everyone steps to the side.  Out of their way.  Even the Secret  Service detail who has been around for months now…they step aside.  Now I can’t stress that enough here…hell, I know I’m not saying it in a way that really communicates how that made me really take notice of who this person was.  You see…some of us had been on the campaign for…well…since the beginning.  And we still had to deal with the Secret Service when approaching Clinton.  Not a pat-down or anything…it’s not like that.  But they always put themselves there…they didn’t just step aside.  NEVER. [,,,] This time…for this person…they did.  Here Insider is confused over why the White House enforcers [People like them – they are dinosaurs.  Big fu–ing dinosaurs that might crush you right under them and not even know it] are so protective against anti-Ron Paul messages going out. UM:  If that is a concern – and I agree it certainly could be…why would -name deleted- be so willing to protect Ron Paul? Insider:  If I knew that I would tell you.  I don’t know…I don’t – that’s what makes me nervous.  What are they up to with that?  Somebody that high up in political food chain telling you…sayin’ to lay off the Ron Paul – Soros stuff…what for?  Why do they care?  The Federal Reserve?  The IMF?  That One-World-Order bullsh-t?  Nah…don’t add up.  They are up to something and I don’t know what it is.  So…f-ck it…I just keep dealing with what I know.  With what’s right in front of me.  That’s what I do.  Figure out what was, what is, and what will be. UM:  Could they want Ron Paul to make a 3rd party run?  Or to have people write his name in if he is not the nominee?  Have you done any polling to determine if Ron Paul would actually pull more from the Democratic Party side than the Republican side? (Lengthy Pause) Insider:  Son, you might have just opened up my own eyes on this.  Son-of-a-b-tch….they been playing a whole different game on this. The anti-war…that whole angle.  Sh-t…right in front of me and I didn’t see it.  Right fu–ing there and I didn’t see it! Link ”

Best Ever Marksman (Ahem)

Tails of the Gun

Mile66

It's Okay to Fat Fat Fried Food!!

Good Morning, and Good News!

“ Fried food heart risk 'a myth' It is a "myth" that regularly eating fried foods causes heart attacks, researchers have found, as long as you use olive oil or sunflower oil. ”

Obama: " I Ain't coming to your pissant hearing "

Obama  attempts to avoid January 26 Georgia ballot eligibility hearing

“ Paulding County, Georgia) On the eve of the much anticipated 2012 Georgia ballot eligibility hearing, Obama’s attorney, Michael Jablonski has sent a letter to Georgia’s Secretary of State Brian Kemp stating that Mr. Kemp intervene to halt the hearing. Mr. Jablonski stated that he intends to suspend further participation in these proceedings, including the hearing scheduled for January 26. Mr. Jablonski stated in his letter to the court, “Nonetheless, the Administrative Law Judge has exercised no control whatsoever over this proceeding and it threatens to degenerate into a pure forum for political posturing to the detriment of the reputation of the State and your Office.  Rather than bring this matter to a rapid conclusion, the ALJ has insisted on agreeing to a day of hearings, and on the full participation of the President in his capacity as a candidate.  Only last week, he denied a Motion to Quash a subpoena he approved on the request of plaintiff’s counsel for the personal appearance of the President at the hearing, now scheduled for January 26.” [Full Examiner Story] But Wait!  There's more.  This just in. GAME ON…GA SEC. OF STATE SLAMS OBAMA ATTORNEY  By Craig Andresen on January 25, 2012 at 7:09 pm Hours ago, we became aware of a letter sent from Obama attorney Michael Jablonski to the Georgia Secretary of State. In that letter, Jablonski made it clear than neither he, nor his client, Obama, would appear in a Georgia court tomorrow morning. The case regarding Obama’s eligibility and his inclusion on the Georgia 2012 presidential ballot is ON. This evening, the Georgia Secretary of State, the Hon. Brian P Kemp issues the following letter in response to Jablonski!!! In the first place, Mr big-shot Yankee lawyer, OSAH Rule 616-1-2-.17 cited in your letter only applies to parties to a hearing.  As the referring agency the Sec. State ain't party to the candidate challenge hearings scheduled for (and will be held) tomorrow.  If your client thinks he's above our law,  and chooses not to show up, he does so at his own peril.  If you catch my drift, Mr. big-shot Yankee lawyer.   (Or words to that effect) Click for fill image Thanks Stoo-pid ”

Really Ghetto

When cuzzin ricky sent me these yesterday morning I almost sharted.  They're all from ReallyGhetto.com

Titanic Analogies

Culture Unchivalry

“  I at first saw a certain cultural analogy.  Upon reflection (as I was posting this) however, the Concordia's captain is reviled (and been quite arrested). I can't vouch for the rest, although I am prepared to think the worst of any Russian with money, since they're almost certainly mobbed up.  So never mind.   This better makes a germane cultural  point. .  No, Wait!  This is even better. ”

Give Chamtal a Piece

Cathartic Tails of the Gun Give Peace a Chance then, Give Chantal a Piece

“ Sweet Chantal ”

Stauffen-esquely

“an act of national insanity”

“ Robert J. Samuelson "is not known for his conservative politics" notes cuzzin ricky President Obama’s rejection of the Keystone XL pipeline from Canada to the Gulf of Mexico is an act of national insanity. It isn’t often that a president makes a decision that has no redeeming virtues and — beyond the symbolism — won’t even advance the goals of the groups that demanded it. All it tells us is that Obama is so obsessed with his re-election that, through some sort of political calculus, he believes that placating his environmental supporters will improve his chances. Aside from the political and public relations victory, environmentalists won’t get much. Stopping the pipeline won’t halt the development of tar sands, to which the Canadian government is committed; therefore, there will be little effect on global warming emissions (see?). Indeed, Obama’s decision might add to them. If Canada builds a pipeline from Alberta to the Pacific for export to Asia, moving all that oil across the ocean by tanker will create extra emissions. There will also be the risk of added spills. [Politics control Obama's pipeline decision] My inner Lemming makes me continue (like the Hitler Channels) to document the same-old,  same-old about this horrid little man, Obama.. I guess because I do appreciate when some Stauffen-esque character finds the guts to place a "bomb" under the leader's chair.  You never know when one will actually do the job. ”