I think I could still take her ...

I thought, "should I be concerned— ... that I find her attractive?  I mean in the way where nothing's at stake, you know?  An idyll.  And then  I realized.  There is not one person on earth who gives a shit one way or the other.  She's cute. If I took her to the senior prom, I'd ask her to wear a long sleeved gown though.

P-P-P-P-Pippa

Vous parlez Francais? Oui, un petit Pip-peu! Pippa Middleton chastity belt party “ Accompanied by three of the French capital's most eligible bachelors, the 28-year-old, dressed as a risque French courtier, unleashes her best moves on the dancefloor among a heaving melée of cavorting dwarves, burlesque strippers bursting out of giant cakes and aristocratic French men wearing dog leads. (I think she's wearing an Elton John design) ” I'm a little slow sometime.  Over the years I noticed that the daughters of the rich and famous are always—  what's the word ... dateable,   and quite often stunningly beautiful.  Finally figured out that money get to marry whoever the hell they want,  so duh!

I'm gwine fo mah stamps bro

I wanna be Barry's boy cha cha cha  cussin' cizzin ricky

The King's Oeufs

FOOD Le roi des œufs aux asperges, fromage nacho et Jimmy Dean saucisse sur muffin anglais (fecking brilliant!)

For your listening pleasure, the Dong Jong Choir

Sagging Pants Culture

Thug Culture

SODA POP BOARD of AMERICA!

RETRO I happened upon Ads We Will Never See Again, and expected another list of retro ads I've seen 100 times in the past few years.  For the most part that was true, but these few  resonated. Gramps drank BLATZ beer (Chicago).  For some reason I hated the name.  Still do. Why? I've no idea. Mother described how folks then rid themselves of the tapeworm.  They held a glass of warm milk under the nose.  When it came out, drew the glass ever away until enough worm was exposed to grab it and pull it out.  I am not making this up. PBS uses the same ad today SODA POP BOARD of AMERICA! YES! Asthma Cigarettes.  I love the pure audacity of it and wish one of today's tobacco companies had the nerve to reprise.  Just to annoy the usual suspects. Am I being hateful?

Did Someone say HOOKERS?

BEAT MY* CAPTION! Win fame DID SOMEONE SAY   HOOKERS?          *@JackDiamond  via Tim" “ ”

Rubbers for Rounds

Tails of the Gun  cuzzin ricky

7-10

What I See

The needle on the record of history keeps skipping

Must Eat Brains                 The needle on the record of history keeps skipping.  Chris Ex Machina offers thoughts on Argentina's renewed bluster on the Islas Malvinas Falkland Islands. The story is timely, but the metaphor is 5-star  precious.   Later  (Our long dark night is [almost] over), a clot is recognized  for his own play on words, gaffe—  calling Malvinas the Maldives.

Pork Chop Hill Ride

That's What I See Aieeeeeeeeeeee!

Michelle's Criminal Use of Public Property

Lest We Forget LINK By way of precedent: “ .Following the inauguration of William J. Clinton as the 42nd president of the United States on January 20, 1993, allegations of ethical improprieties were made against Sessions. A report presented to the Justice Department that month by the Office of Professional Responsibility included criticisms that he had used an FBI plane to travel to visit his daughter on several occasions and had had a security system installed in his home at government expense. Janet Reno, the 78th Attorney General of the United States, announced that Sessions had exhibited "serious deficiencies in judgment." Although Sessions denied that he had acted improperly, he was pressured to resign in early July and when he refused to do so he was fired on July 19. ”

Blow me - This is important

Teaparty Tribune NJ Ballot Access Challenge Hearing Update

The Staggeringly Stupid Debbie Wasserman

The Staggeringly Stupid Debbie Wasserman S...... “     “Congresswoman Wasserman Schultz’s request of Governor Romney to release his tax returns screams of hypocrisy, because to the best of our knowledge, Congresswoman Wasserman Schultz has never released a single tax return of her own. As a member of Congress, she is required to release a yearly ‘financial disclosure,’ this yearly disclosure is not a tax return.     “While asking for Governor Romney to release his past tax returns, and In keeping with the spirit of President Obama’s call for ‘full transparency,’ we ask Congressman Wasserman Schultz to release her own tax returns.” [DNC Chief Called on to Release Tax Returns] How is it possible to deal with a mentality like Wasserman's?  She has the chutzpah to make this request of Romney- even as she fronts for Obama?  We today know more about the  details of  Osama bin Laden's life than of our own president's, and she asks for Romney's tax return?  See Louie?  This is why.  ”

SHERLOCK

SHERLOCK “ Aficionados know about SHERLOCK, I suppose, but in case ... . “ Sherlock is a British television series that presents a contemporary update of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes detective stories. It was created by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, and stars Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes and Martin Freeman as Doctor John Watson. After an unbroadcast pilot in 2009, the first series of three 90-minute episodes was transmitted on BBC One and BBC HD in July and August 2010, with a second series of three episodes first broadcast in January 2012. A third series has been commissioned and will reportedly air in 2013. The series has been sold to over 180 territories. [Wiki] ” I watched the first one last night [A Study in Pink] and found it captivating.   One entertainment is that the relationship (ahem) betwixt Holmes and Watson is broached in a brilliant repartee while the two dine for the first time  (Watson:  Do you have a girlfriend?  Holmes, That's not my style ...  Watson:  ...).   The bad news (for me) is only two remain on NetFlix, and even if the 2012 series were available it would only be five.  I likes me dalliances by the gross. But WAIT! You can watch season two online! You're welcome ”

Reciprocating Engines

Reciprocating Engines I guess it matters a little

Broom Holda

Cultural Free Fall Broom Holda This, ladies and gentlemen, is characteristic of failing societies— settling for second best.   It used to be that the gold standard were adult boobage of decent size that wouldn't hold a pencil. Gah! What's next?  Telephone poles?

3 things

Two Things That Amused Me and the mystery of the burning bush ceremony Note how he rather cavalierly dodges the flame himself

Louie-the-Lip- People Will Kill Their Leaders In A Few Days

—   only the ones we don't like, you berk.    Farrakhan Threatens: People Will Kill Their Leaders In A Few Days

And speaking for the Congressman today is ...

“ THE GOOD In response to the question “What percentage of the American legislature do you think are card carrying Marxists, Internationalists, or Socialists?” West claimed that there are: “78 to 81 members of the Democrat Party that are members of the Communist party.”   When asked if they hide it, West responded, “No, they actually don’t hide it, it’s called the Congressional Progressive Caucus.”   Spot-on THE BAD Later, however, after the remarks were mentioned in an article in the Palm Beach Post, West’s campaign manager, Tim Edson, told a reporter for The Daily Caller that West “was making a jab at the Congressional Progressive Caucus, and not making an outlandish, McCarthyesque allegation.” I'm not picking on Alan West, this is standard practice.  "West’s campaign manager, Tim Edson ..." corrected him.  I'm was looking for Rep. West's follow-up quote ' I can speak for myself without the help of weasel-wording.'" -  Didn't find it. I'm not familiar with any "outlandish, McCarthyesque allegation.”  Well, I blame him if he didn't rap Edson's knuckles. ”

George Washington - UK Enemy of the Millenium

USA UAS USA

Hippy Chicks

Remember the words from the song... "Where have all the flowers gone? ...long time passing..... " Have you ever wondered what happened ... ..  to all those really cute and crazy,  good looking, barefoot young hippie chicks who didn't wear bras,, did drugs, smoked weed, and got tattooed.  And  shagged every guy, they met during that great ‘Age of Aquarius’ back in the 60's? Well,  wonder no more,!  Kind’a gets you tingly all over, doesn't it? some Guy

SS-Date Gate

Barn Army Morning Report SS-Dategate Eyes Only

“ Let's pretend that—  A SS agent, attached to Obama's Columbia visit, picks up a girl in a bar  and takes her back to his hotel room to see his etchings.  Come time for her to leave, she demands payment.  That's right, she's a hooker.  The agent, thinking it had been his great looks and personality that won her over, refuses  payment.  The girl reports him to the policia, who go to the hotel and ask for the guest register, which they cross reference  against the roster of the SS  contingent supplied by the  president's people. More Ruh-Roh Columbian hotels keep tabs on which guests have overnight visitors, and charge them for that occupancy.  Tipped by the spurned-hooker  investigation, the hotel might check video from surveillance video on  rooms let to this SS unit (mostly single, with  a rep for off-duty rowdiness). Maybe something like 17 of them had "visitors,"  for which the Secret Service maybe was charged additional $$.  And  maybe the police go to team Obama with these complaints, and there you have it.  The whole thing  from one  agent's refusal to pay a hooker he thought was only a "date."  I'm just sayin' ”

Pe-eeeeew

—   you berk.

“ 60% Get an F (below 60%) Making allowance for dyslexia accounting for one missed answer on this Pew quiz, which hardest queation is 1+1=?,  more than one wrong ought disqualify one from, well, just about everything.  See if you don't agree.  (Thanks to El Jefe) ”

Sign this and drop 'em

It was hard getting laid in the 1940's

“ Missy is my friend John's mom.  She was a single mother.  Said his dad was killed in the war before they could get married.  I laughed and he punched me in the mouth. Last week. ”

Pasta Flambé

Natural Selection

Robo Mop

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets Robomop Follow-up (Stuff that works)

“ I bought this deal from WOOT! last July for $19.95.  It worked, and still does.  Yesterday I sanded a patch of floor before staining it. Dust every where.  I sprayed a little Johnson floor cleaner on the paper mop and turned it loose. The audio is set way high, because I can't hear it at all in actual practice, except if bumps into something.  Plus, my granddaughter had a ball chasing after it.  Mark it STUFF THAT WORKS. ”

Calling Dr. Putin ... Calling Dr. Ayers

That's What I See

“ Coupla Drudge Headlines this week brought  an old prediction to mind. SHOCK PHOTOS: Obama, Thin And Wasting Away... ^ 25 Secret Service agents... ^ After his [s]election in 2008, I immediately made a case for Obama being a Manchurian Candidate president, installed by a cabal that certainly included Bill Ayers.  Nothing else could explain it. And it's even more apparent now that this was the case.  I then posited that if  the day comes when Obama becomes a liability to the "cause," they'll remove him.  The most obvious method being via the long rifle, or the snub nose.  The Shock Photo stories set me to thinking however; what about Jack Ruby-ing him? Inoculating him with fast acting cancer cells?  Then the Secret Service thing happened, and I thought coup? (but just for a second, same as you).    But wait!  That wouldn't be a method the  Cabal™ (now it's official) would use to remove Obama— but the threat of a coup would  be excuse enough for Obama to declare a national state of emergency, and impose a total lockdown under powers he gave himself.  The important question:  Are they capable of it?  That's right. Hey, don't blame me for thinking like this.  Blame the Cabal™ ”

New Sunday Sex

The New Sunday Sex

Rick Santelli on

The Father of the Teaparty ... ... attempts to do what thousands before have tried and failed.  Make liberals understand that in a free economy 1+1 can =3, but 2-1 can mean 0.  Don't hold your breath.

Vichy Republicans

'Tea party' pols sell out the tea party Steve Baldwin names who endorsed Romney after taking cash from his PACs

“ Vichy GOP Take Christine O’Donnell, for example. O’Donnell lost her bid for the U.S. Senate in Delaware but continues to have a following among tea-party activists. Inexplicably, she recently endorsed Romney, stating she is doing so because she thinks “infrastructure and executive experience are important.” She also claimed, “He’s been consistent since he changed his mind.” Then there’s Rep. Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah, a long-time favorite of tea-party activists. Chaffetz is actually a member of the Romney “Truth Squad” that goes around harassing Newt Gingrich everywhere he speaks. Selling one's principles to the GOP is nothing new; both Newt and Santorum have done it in the past.  The problem (again)  this year, for me anyway, is that aside from Michelle Bachmann, there were  no solid conservatives to choose from.  I didn't want to vote for any of them.   For 40 years it's been manifestly true that conservatives win— when they manage to get on the ballot over the GOP's chosen RINO,  and still ... this. Why is that?  ”

MILF's Day

Today's *sigh* Culture  My neighbor wants to know, when is it?  What's an approptiate gift?

Pam's Journey Into Darkness

What I See

Obama Software to Count Votes?

Major Obama Crony-Contributor company to count and manage 2012 US Vote results?

“ Without getting too technical the concern here is this: George Soros has money in this deal.  The same George Soros who’s been cutting checks to Media Matters, MoveOn. org, The Center for American Progress, ACORN, Apollo Alliance, National Council of  La Raza. Tides Foundation, Huffington Post, Southern Poverty Law Center, Soujourners, People for the American Way, and others. The same George Soros who, in 2004, contributed almost 24 million dollars to over 500 groups dedicated to defeating George Bush—and the same guy who is behind the Secretary of State Project (SOSP), a 527 political group that has some interesting motives. Gee, why would anyone have an interest in something called the Secretary of State Project? Hmmmmm……. Throw in the way Attorney General Eric Holder conducts himself (2008 voter intimidation case against New Black Panthers that he dropped-and others) and one could surmise that something foul is in the wind. Tin foil hat time? You tell me. But, given the cast of characters here and all the money flowing to the left—you owe to yourself to look into this and come to your own conclusions. [Strawman - Obama Has It In The Bag] I liked Strawman's capsule summary of this Canada Free Press article that alerted me to this, sigh, possibility of another Obamacide pill (That’s right.  A foreign company may now, ostensibly and unconstitutionally, determine who wins US “elections.”). . Over 900 jurisdictions in 26 states across the United States, including 14 state-wide customers, currently use SOE Software solutions in their electoral processes.   While I have zero doubt that Democrats would love to force all 50 to use their vote-counting software, or that Obama would issue an EO to that effect in a heart-beat, it's so constitutionally unlawful that I can't see it happening.  But with this bunch, at this stage, it could. Besides, having the right 14 states in the bag could be enough. (Here's $50 that says MD is one). All that aside, let me axe you something, which answer is so transparent that it's rhetorical.  What in the hell was so hard about individual precincts counting and verifying votes?  And why have democrats been responsible for extended voting, early voting, unlimited absentee balloting, E-Z registration at the DMV, and no ID required balloting? click-click ”

Engineering

*snort* roll-over