Union: "We're slaves!"

Our Union Carbuncle

Morman Underpants

In the news A Brief Guide To “Mormon Underwear”

NBC No Longer Has a News Dept.

But Fox News is somehow biased NBC host Martin Bashir condemns Romney to Hell—  for "lying" about Barack Obama's jobs record. I will no longer let NBC off the hook by differencing MSNBC with the parent.  NBC is a national disgrace. By the by, Bashir was born to Muslim parents but now calls himself a “Christian” (hey, it worked for Obama).

Micro Waves & Communication

TECHNO THRILLS                       “ The story here is that having dropped the cell phone into the drink, the owner attempted to dry it in the microwave.  I am absolutely positive this happened, and more than once.  Sheesh.  When MoSup dropped hers into the pool, I wrapped it in underpants and put it in the clothes dryer.  Didn't work, but it at least still looked pretty. ”

Hack Saw Seen

Hitler's Mustache                Hundreds of thousands may lose Internet in July “ The FBI is encouraging users to visit a website run by a security partner that will inform them whether they're infected -- and explain how to fix the problem. After July 9, infected users won't be able to connect to the Internet. To check and clean computers, try: www.dcwg.org During which time democrats will have won the November elections.

Orrin Hatch is being primarried!!!

Sen. Orrin Hatch forced into primary for first time since '76, faces Dan Liljenquist in June

Curiosity Kills Everybody - Sort of

Did Democrats Cheat in 2008? *spit*

Did Democrats hack the 2008 Obama election? Duh “ According to emails obtained by WikiLeaks, which is led by the embattled Julian Assange, Republican Senator John McCain's 2008 presidential campaign staff allegedly had evidence that Democrats stuffed ballot boxes in Pennsylvania and Ohio on election night. However, the candidate chose not to pursue voter fraud, according to internal emails obtained from the private intelligence and analysis firm, Stratfor. LOL.  Everyone - EVERYONE - paying attention knew as much.  That McCain chose to roll-over Nixon-like is similarly no surprise. ”

Universal Black Boxes To Compliment Universal Spy Drones

Police State Culture                    Universal Black Boxes To Compliment Universal Spy Drones “ A recently passed bill will require all cars to come equipped with "black boxes" that record vehicle data. These Event Data Recorders (EDR), similar to their airplane counterparts, will record data such as speed, brake force and electrical systems monitoring. The days of a car crash being one driver's word against another look to be history. Senate Bill 1813 (known as Map-21) mandates that automakers install EDRs in all new vehicles starting in 2015. The bill was recently passed and is expected to be approved by the (Republican controlled)  House (WTF?) . NOTE - Google in their infinite wisdom have decided to change HTML rules and have made it impossible to format text -  This is what it's supposedto look like.  Does it?  That's right.  GAH! ”

Al Gore Winner - Green Psycho of the Month

GREEN CRIME Steve Zwick- A Man With a Plan        “We know who the active denialists are – not the people who buy the lies, mind you, but the people who create the lies. Let’s start keeping track of them now, and when the famines come, let’s make them pay. Let’s let their houses burn. Let’s swap their safe land for submerged islands. Let’s force them to bear the cost of rising food prices,” writes Zwick, adding, “They broke the climate. Why should the rest of us have to pay for it?” - Steve Zwick for Forbes Magazine

Plaintive thoughts

Apparently I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Obama does with mine.

Poster Girl For

Dragnet 2012

Obama Meets Joe Friday franknevvy

DIY BOOBS

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets DIY Implants    Tim W

Porn Star Teachers

Today's Plague Culture Oxnard teacher who allegedly appeared in porn movie is fired

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Everyone here knows I am not a prude, and I try not to be hypocritical,  but good!  He deserved to be fired. It was not a bad thing when teachers were expected, at risk of their job and reputation, to avoid sexual misadventure and scandal.  Peforming in porn films is way over-the-top.   There is much evidence that points to damage Bill Clinton did to kid-culture by cavalierly excusing his oral sex with Lewinsky as "not having sex."  I read someplace last year that co-ed college dorms are making  porn movies for payments of $5-10 thousand dollars, depending on the number participating in explicit acts.   These porn festivals are often organized as charity fund raisers, and students face severe peer pressure to participate. Liquor and drugs are wheel greasers.   I  know that horse is out of the barn, but that doesn't mean we surrender; stop trying to put it back.  Plus, who wants to see their male teacher having sex?  Ewwwwwwwww.

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Seppuku Whopper

FOOD Horry Clap!

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TSA Union Strikes Again

Police State Culture                    95-year-old A vet loses $300 during TSA pat-down

Just one problem statism (police and nanny state) fosters are the idiots, nincompoops, sadists, morons and assholes who will invariably be turning the cranks.  TSA have been a godsend example of what to expect if this movement to nanny-statehood is not stopped.  Omer Petti, a 95-year-old retired Air Force major, said he expected to set off metal detectors at San Diego International Airport. He and his 85-year-old travel companion have two replaced knees, a replaced hip and a pair of wheelchairs between them. What they didn't anticipate was being subjected to full-on "humiliating" TSA private-room pat-downs. "Do I look like a terrorist?" he asked. Worst of all, the TSA agent made Petti empty his pockets, including a money-clipped $300, which had disappeared from the screening area by the time he was released. Petti has filed police reports and TSA paperwork but hasn't gotten any satisfactory answers -- or his money. "I think I was scammed," he said. [95-year-old Air Force vet loses $300 during TSA pat-down]

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Palin and what story???

—   CNN, you berks

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I'm already uberly bored by Hookergate, but not the media who have somehow found a way to insuniate Sarah Palin into this storyline.  Can I say assholes here?

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Gun Explosion

Tails of the Gun The Gun Explosion

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I want to make sure the next generation of manufacturing isn’t taking root just in Asia or Europe— I want it taking root in factories in Detroit and Pittsburgh and Cleveland and California.…I want to reward companies that are investing here in the United States and creating jobs all throughout this country.  —That Obama person, February 2012 At least one component of the manufacturing sector is still making stuff in Detroit, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, California, and thousands of other places in America, and making more of it than it had in decades.  The firearms industry, reports Greg Beato [The Gun Explosion], is cranking out iron at a record pace.  His list of probable reasons do not include our increasing fear of government, or the hooliganism it's allowed to fester. Tsk. They do include  (under the unfortunate use of a "feminism" tag)  the increase in women gun owners. Women serving in the military being his big reason.  I'm not so sure that's  primary. My own wife surprised me some years ago with a request for a handgun.  She was driven by a raw instinct  for self-defense.  There are more women at the gun range than ever before, but only a few seem to be vets.  But, military experience is a factor, and for that, and myriad other reasons, we are I believe a lesser people for having chucked the (admittedly less efficient)  universal draft for an all volunteer army.

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Shooter Sandwich

FOOD Shooter Sandwich w/ bacon and Swiss   Tim W

Why not Christine Todd Whitman?

The Humanity                           Stab me in the feckin liver why doncha? Poll of the Day: Republicans like Condi as VP

A Sweet Moment

Home Brewm

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets Home Brewm  Beating the man!

Not His Fault

—   you berks.                         PETA criticizes adults who fed Obama ‘Bo’s cousin’ “ Animal rights group PETA says President Barack Obama should get a pass for his history of eating dogs because he was a child at the time — but the adults who fed it to him should be killed and eaten (paraphrased). Referencing Obama’s dog Bo, Dao of PETA added: “PETA would like every American to try to relate to who’s on their plate, whether Bo’s cousin or Babe’s, as all animals once had a face and feelings.”

Lounge Lizards

Lounge lizards “ This picture of a retirement home lounge lizard beminded me of 1983's very unappreciated "Baby It's You."  I loved it, and loved Rosanna Arquette for years afterward. Vincent Spano was superb as the lizard. ”

The dngo ate my baby!

"Dibs on the Paw!" That Dingo Ate My BABY!

The Great Escape

The Great Escape

UFO over DC?

RUH-ROH? From a friend that lives near you!- Tim W T. Mann

Obama's Dinner Fights Back

Mad Men Quick to jump on a good meme ...

I think I could still take her ...

I thought, "should I be concerned— ... that I find her attractive?  I mean in the way where nothing's at stake, you know?  An idyll.  And then  I realized.  There is not one person on earth who gives a shit one way or the other.  She's cute. If I took her to the senior prom, I'd ask her to wear a long sleeved gown though.

P-P-P-P-Pippa

Vous parlez Francais? Oui, un petit Pip-peu! Pippa Middleton chastity belt party “ Accompanied by three of the French capital's most eligible bachelors, the 28-year-old, dressed as a risque French courtier, unleashes her best moves on the dancefloor among a heaving melée of cavorting dwarves, burlesque strippers bursting out of giant cakes and aristocratic French men wearing dog leads. (I think she's wearing an Elton John design) ” I'm a little slow sometime.  Over the years I noticed that the daughters of the rich and famous are always—  what's the word ... dateable,   and quite often stunningly beautiful.  Finally figured out that money get to marry whoever the hell they want,  so duh!

I'm gwine fo mah stamps bro

I wanna be Barry's boy cha cha cha  cussin' cizzin ricky

The King's Oeufs

FOOD Le roi des œufs aux asperges, fromage nacho et Jimmy Dean saucisse sur muffin anglais (fecking brilliant!)

For your listening pleasure, the Dong Jong Choir

Sagging Pants Culture

Thug Culture

SODA POP BOARD of AMERICA!

RETRO I happened upon Ads We Will Never See Again, and expected another list of retro ads I've seen 100 times in the past few years.  For the most part that was true, but these few  resonated. Gramps drank BLATZ beer (Chicago).  For some reason I hated the name.  Still do. Why? I've no idea. Mother described how folks then rid themselves of the tapeworm.  They held a glass of warm milk under the nose.  When it came out, drew the glass ever away until enough worm was exposed to grab it and pull it out.  I am not making this up. PBS uses the same ad today SODA POP BOARD of AMERICA! YES! Asthma Cigarettes.  I love the pure audacity of it and wish one of today's tobacco companies had the nerve to reprise.  Just to annoy the usual suspects. Am I being hateful?

Did Someone say HOOKERS?

BEAT MY* CAPTION! Win fame DID SOMEONE SAY   HOOKERS?          *@JackDiamond  via Tim" “ ”

Rubbers for Rounds

Tails of the Gun  cuzzin ricky

7-10

What I See

The needle on the record of history keeps skipping

Must Eat Brains                 The needle on the record of history keeps skipping.  Chris Ex Machina offers thoughts on Argentina's renewed bluster on the Islas Malvinas Falkland Islands. The story is timely, but the metaphor is 5-star  precious.   Later  (Our long dark night is [almost] over), a clot is recognized  for his own play on words, gaffe—  calling Malvinas the Maldives.

Pork Chop Hill Ride

That's What I See Aieeeeeeeeeeee!

Michelle's Criminal Use of Public Property

Lest We Forget LINK By way of precedent: “ .Following the inauguration of William J. Clinton as the 42nd president of the United States on January 20, 1993, allegations of ethical improprieties were made against Sessions. A report presented to the Justice Department that month by the Office of Professional Responsibility included criticisms that he had used an FBI plane to travel to visit his daughter on several occasions and had had a security system installed in his home at government expense. Janet Reno, the 78th Attorney General of the United States, announced that Sessions had exhibited "serious deficiencies in judgment." Although Sessions denied that he had acted improperly, he was pressured to resign in early July and when he refused to do so he was fired on July 19. ”

Blow me - This is important

Teaparty Tribune NJ Ballot Access Challenge Hearing Update

The Staggeringly Stupid Debbie Wasserman

The Staggeringly Stupid Debbie Wasserman S...... “     “Congresswoman Wasserman Schultz’s request of Governor Romney to release his tax returns screams of hypocrisy, because to the best of our knowledge, Congresswoman Wasserman Schultz has never released a single tax return of her own. As a member of Congress, she is required to release a yearly ‘financial disclosure,’ this yearly disclosure is not a tax return.     “While asking for Governor Romney to release his past tax returns, and In keeping with the spirit of President Obama’s call for ‘full transparency,’ we ask Congressman Wasserman Schultz to release her own tax returns.” [DNC Chief Called on to Release Tax Returns] How is it possible to deal with a mentality like Wasserman's?  She has the chutzpah to make this request of Romney- even as she fronts for Obama?  We today know more about the  details of  Osama bin Laden's life than of our own president's, and she asks for Romney's tax return?  See Louie?  This is why.  ”

SHERLOCK

SHERLOCK “ Aficionados know about SHERLOCK, I suppose, but in case ... . “ Sherlock is a British television series that presents a contemporary update of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes detective stories. It was created by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, and stars Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes and Martin Freeman as Doctor John Watson. After an unbroadcast pilot in 2009, the first series of three 90-minute episodes was transmitted on BBC One and BBC HD in July and August 2010, with a second series of three episodes first broadcast in January 2012. A third series has been commissioned and will reportedly air in 2013. The series has been sold to over 180 territories. [Wiki] ” I watched the first one last night [A Study in Pink] and found it captivating.   One entertainment is that the relationship (ahem) betwixt Holmes and Watson is broached in a brilliant repartee while the two dine for the first time  (Watson:  Do you have a girlfriend?  Holmes, That's not my style ...  Watson:  ...).   The bad news (for me) is only two remain on NetFlix, and even if the 2012 series were available it would only be five.  I likes me dalliances by the gross. But WAIT! You can watch season two online! You're welcome ”