Two heads are better than one, but too chatty

I created my own hell -

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SATURDAY Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 5/05/2012 09:56:00 AM | PERMALINK It's all clear now.  Using string theory hypothesis that there are infinite numbers of parallel universes, and all it takes to create one is to think it, I have discovered the enemy— and it's me!  I must have  imagined my own hell; one where there were Democrats, and Obamas, and rap, and things that don't make sense, and  presto!  That planet exists and I'm  in it.  I created these monsters. From Drudge, today. Scientists blame 'dinosaur gases' for global warming... Well guess what?  I just won 22 Billion dollars in Blotto and I own my own island.  So long suckers!

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Onions

FOOD Layers of Deceit Why do recipe writers lie and lie and lie about how long it takes to caramelize onions? “ Caramelizing Onions from Simply Recipes on Vimeo.   Here, telling the truth about how to prepare onions for French onion soup, is Julia Child: "[C]ook slowly until tender and translucent, about 10 minutes. Blend in the salt and sugar, raise heat to moderately high, and let the onions brown, stirring frequently until they are a dark walnut color, 25 to 30 minutes." Ten minutes plus 25 to 30 minutes equals 35 to 40 minutes. That is how long it takes to caramelize onions  [Layers of Deceit, via Gerard ] Those bastards!  No wonder my French onion soup never comes out right.  I just looked it up in my Complete American Test Kitchen cookbook.  Here's their shortcut. “ .Fortunately we found that if you first cooked the onions , covered, in a hot oven for two and a half hours, we only needed to deglaze the onions on the stovetop three or four times. ” To make this all worthwhile I'm going to start with 40-50 pounds of onions next time.  That ought to yield enough to make about four bowls of FOS.  ”

Meanwhile, at the Swiss border

Euro Trash Pictures like this are awash on the Euronets.  What could they have been thinking? Is voter fraud an issue in France too?  I guess when labor union members comprise enough of the electorate, you don't need fraud to elect communists.  If Europe was unstable before ... When Romney is president we will roll.

Eatler

Hollande: Le chef Tranny

Eurotrash Hey France.  Meet your new president. According to this, France's new commie president Francois Hollande is a tranny who wore his ex- wife's (Ségolène Royal) underwear—   and published pornographic pictures of her.  I may have to  test my Real King of France  prerogative ,  and do some guillotining.  But then, who gives a crap what happens to France?   Anyone?    Wabano in comments

A pocket full of posies

Democrat or Bubonic                 Ring Around the Rosy A Victor David Hanson Deal [aka spot-on] “ snippets The real story is not that the multimillionaire liberal (and one-percenter) Warren fabricated a Cherokee identity for over a decade (to the delight of her quota-thirsty universities), but rather the notion that if a pink blond at Harvard can get away with faking a career-enhancing minority identity, then anyone, anywhere, can—or rather often has. In 2004, the media’s “jobless recovery” was the description of George W. Bush’s 5.4% unemployment rate. What the media forgot to tell us about the spike-the-ball presidential trip to Afghanistan is the president’s promise to end Predator drone strikes against al-Qaeda targets in Pakistan— [All Fall Down] You're supposed to feel sick ... . By the way, and so apropos,  the bubonic "ring around the rosy" head to your right?  It's for sale for chrisake.  ”

Obama's evil twin ....

Bubonic French Culture  I want to see François Hollande's birth certificate Promise them anything—  but Jokers are wild “ Hollande’s Socialist Party, which hasn’t ousted an incumbent president in over three decades, has every reason to celebrate. But the true winner of this election isn’t France’s left; it’s Europe’s far right. The reason is simple. In this election, France’s establishment has embraced Islamophobic ideas to an unprecedented degree. What was more surprising about the debate was the extent to which even Hollande tried to appeal to the far right. When Sarkozy contended that tensions between France’s ethnic groups are to be explained by the presence of “Islam in France,” Hollande vowed to uphold a ban on women wearing the burqa in public. When Sarkozy raised the issue of halal meat, Hollande vowed that France’s school cafeterias would not serve a single piece of halal meat during his presidency. Trying to outdo his rival, Hollande went out of his way to emphasize that, unlike Sarkozy, he had favored a ban on French schoolgirls wearing the veil as early as 2003.   [blah-blah-bama - keep reading and I'm sure you'll find the promise for transparent government ...] Ceint vos reins Frenchies ”

Muppet Heads

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Biggest army in the world ...

Tails of the Gun                           There were over 600,000 hunters this season in Wisconsin. Allow me to restate that number another way: “ Over the last several months, Wisconsin's hunters became the eighth largest army in the world. More men under arms than in Iran. More than France and Germany combined. These men deployed to the woods of a "single" American state, Wisconsin, to hunt with firearms, and no one was killed. That number pales in comparison to the 750,000 who hunted the woods of "Pennsylvania" and Michigan's 700,000 hunters, all of whom have now returned home safely. Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia and it literally establishes the that the hunters of those four states alone would comprise the largest army in the world. And then add in the total number of hunters in the other 46 states. It's millions more. The point? America will forever be safe from foreign invasion with that kind of home-grown firepower. Hunting... it's not just a way to fill the freezer. It's a matter of national security. That's why all enemies, foreign and domestic, want to see us disarmed. Even Hillary Clinton and the United Nations will not take our guns away. [continued] Tim VD and Don M sent this.  It blew me away.  ”

Bridal-wear atrocity

Vajayjay Culture Where the bride, instead of making the cost of being part of her court easier,  by telling them "with a few alterations it will make a wonderful cocktail dress," promised bedspreads. That's what I see anyway.

Today's Culture

Obama - In Bill Clinton's Footsteps

Top General: Obama Knew About OBL’s Hideout in Abbottabad Since Summer of 2010 – Refused to Act Until May (Video) This follows the news from yesterday that the Obama Administration drafted a memo to protect the president from blame if the mission to kill or capture Osama Bin Laden would have failed. - Gateway Pundit Links

The SBIG

Carter Security Adviser Gives Obama High Marks on Foreign Policy            Bonus - Teh Compleat SPIG Intros

Rubenesque

Today's Culture THE ARTS Later that year Artist Peter Paul Rubens escorts Doris Marie Johnson from the Flemland airport. The artist told reporters that he recruited her to be his new principal model. "I find Flem women today intolerably skinny.  You'd think they were raised in Buchenwald for chrisake! " Miss Johnson hails from Baltimore, in the USA, and  said she is "very excited.  I was practically raised on his sandwiches."

Illegal immigrant tax fraud. Who'da figured?

Mexican Invaders I for one am just shocked comment tip

Ron Dellums, for one

5 Reasons Liberals Are Such Unpleasant People To Be Around                                                           Celt

Ted_Kaczynski Was Right?

Must Eat Brains                      Oh crap! Ted Kaczynski  was right?

Wistful

A poignant moment

Press Release- Fly-Swatter

Press Release Barn Army test pilot, and my batman casca, is shown flying our prototype flying machine called the "Fly Swatter."  He's about to drop a test bomblet (actually a canister filled with pig-poop so as not to raise alarm) on a San Francisco government building.   casca

Leon Panetta has spoken

GREEN CRAP but then, what do I know? Blah-blah-blah "The area of climate change has a dramatic impact on national security," Panetta told the Environmental Defense Fund last night. "Rising sea levels, severe droughts, the melting of the polar caps, the more frequent and devastating natural disasters all raise demand for humanitarian assistance and disaster relief." Guess what?  Panetta is spot-on.  His mistake is allying himself with AGW. Our earth is rumored to have experienced numerous  (unfathomable by man limited by the  boundaries of our own experience) millennial  transitions from ice to hot . We're talking billions, not millions of years.  Let's imagine one  morning just a few hundred million years ago. When the Earth Environmental Defense Agency  cadre woke to discover they had to redo the maps,  and replace fur parkas with fig leaves. Holy crap! If only they had listened to dinosaur flatulence theorists! Central to big government- in any age- are ruling class conceit that they understand everything.  And can keep stuff from happening, if only the stupid people will  tithe at sufficient levels to sustain their efforts.  Here, today, we call these people tyrants, communists, fascists,  progressives, or democrats. Gods who will suffer no other God put before them.  Eventually the people have, and will again, tire of their cruel nincompoopery and carpet bomb them.  Until then we must suffer their pious idiocies. Say Amen.

Snake Haven

Today's Portable Metaphor Perfect for just about any election

The Cruel President

Fake but accurate More Proof!

Free Lessons on Pictures

Photo Interpretation Lessons MoSup just looked in on my work table and expressed an idea.  "Why don't you explain to people how you are able to interpret pictures? Explain why everyone calls you the Sherlock Holmes of pictures." I asked what she meant, and she said, "You know.  You can tell what's phony and what's real.  Like those two girls there.  What do they tell you? I'm off to buy some bird seed." Well okay, although I'm sure you'll find it very boring.  Let's start with the girl on the left.  The average person looking at this sees  another everyday young lady walking down the street.  Nuh-uh.  This is a staged shot.  Look at her ring.  That sort of ring is very popular with models; it flips open and can store a gram of coke, or a tuna sandwich.  The raised skirt is staged, probably with compressed air, or she just twirled on cue.  The biggest giveaway however is she's not wearing underpants.  Only models go out in a short skirt like this and not worry about people seeing their stuff.  She's a pro. Now, the girl on the right. From her surroundings and body language I know she's in the waiting room of car dealership,  waiting for her Ford Focus to be serviced.  Look at her ring; it's an engagement ring of modest size, perhaps ¾ carat.  So she's not a floozy socialite.  She works as a typist (fingernails) and is almost certainly wearing underpants.  The photo was probably snapped by another customer with his cell phone.  This is not staged.  Her bra straps are showing and her hair is a mess.  But she's real.  This is the kind of girl you want your  son to bring home.  The other one, well he can bring her home too.  Not to his home though, his wife would kill him.

Did You Mean Israel?

This Just In

Hannity Destroys Harrison Schultz

OCCUPY    This is how it's done Hannity Destroys Occupy Organizer

Arresting the Sheriff

OBAMUNISM, The Party, It's almost like he is trying to hide something.                                                                                         →

Shooting Shellfish and Bacon

Today's Cultural Moment Hasid Shooting Shellfish in Central Park        I'm guessing here ...

Julia Childish

"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what  the hell." TRKOF&S Rush Tears Apart Obama's "Life Of Julia" Slideshow

The Convenient Girlfriend

"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what  the hell." TRKOF&S Who Is This Obama New York Girlfriend? Marriage to Egyptian… LINKED TO BILL AYERS? The Rabbit  Hole Grows Considerably Deeper On This One

Elizabeth Warren, Liar; Democrat

"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what  the hell." TRKOF&S

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The Weight Lifter

The Great Sansweenie In the late '40s doing porn was out of the question, so Charles Olscweski (The Great Sansweenie) used his considerable asset, ahem, to become an illusionist/magician. He made stuff come out of a hat too. Or, so the legend goes.  Or, I made it up.

Dressing Up

Oh, I see ... I guess the Swedes think that because they didn't own slaves they can do Negro stereotypes as they please.  Well, two can play that game.  Tit for rollover Tat you racist Swedish Swedes! What Swedes Do

Osama and Olberdouche

bin (was) watchin' Today's fun includes Weasel Zipper's discovey, well reporting, that Osama bin-Laden "Lamented Olberdouche Being Fired By MSNBC…," and that "Keefey reportedly flattered." my fav comment: “ .Spurwing Plover says: May 3, 2012 at 10:39 am Bin Ladel watched the news? Hmmm wela that explanes a lot ”

Puppet Masters

Hitler's Mustache

Russia's Great Famine and Mr. Hoover

HOOVERING HOOVER “ The little-known story of the American effort to relieve starvation in the new Soviet Russia in 1921, The Great Famine is a documentary about the worst natural disaster in Europe since the Black Plague in the Middle Ages. Five million Soviet citizens died. Half a world away, Americans responded with a massive two-year relief campaign, championed by Herbert Hoover, director of the American Relief Administration. This is a 7 miinute clip - the full video here My dad told me that Catholics were sort of happy when FDR beat Al Smith in 1932.  Had he won, the first Catholic president would have been remembered for the Great Depression.  Instead, Herbert Hoover,  who took office on March 4, 1929, and in eight months somehow caused the  money markets crash that sent the world into a depression, took the blame.  That's how the history was taught anyhow. I watched American Experience: The Great Famine last night.  I have no remembrance of ever hearing this story before. It stands on its own as an example of how Lafayette's prediction that "some day America will save the world" was unfolding.  It's also maddening film to watch, but once started, watch it you will (watching on NetFlix is best). You'll perhaps catch some insight into why this story failed to achieve "taught American history" status.  It's called the the commie influence over the American media, and educrats, even then.  In any event, I think you'll be happy you watched. As an aside, this review of Thinker, Traitor, Editor, Spy  (Michael Straight) is good insight into the New Republic Magazine, a Hoover agonist in the video. ”

Has the real Ann Coulter ...

Mexican Invaders Return of the Prodigal Ann? “... Our official policy is to turn away scientists in order to make room for illiterate Pakistani peasants who will drop out of high school to man coffee carts until deciding to plot a terrorist attack against the United States. That's this week's immigration poster boy, Najibullah Zazi. [...] For this we can thank the late, lamented [lamented?] Teddy Kennedy, who altered our immigration laws in 1965 to ensure massive immigration from the Third World while severely limiting the number of Europeans who could come here. And that's legal immigration. When it comes to illegal immigration, Americans are in a sputtering rage about politicians' obtuse refusal to address the problem. ”  [Ann Coulter - DEPORT THE GOP ESTABLISHMENT] Clap Calp Clap

Boxer Meme

Animal Catharsis The Boxer Meme

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Released for lack of witness

The Portable Dishwasher

Might get you a job ... Pays by the day Tom Smith

Some Guys About To Get Banged

E-Z Engine Removal

Today's DIY Tip                      Engine Removal   cuzzin ricky

the 'Reconquistadors'

“ A Fine Comment ↓ MISDIRECTED PAYBACK Submitted by John W Del Russo, Virginia Beach, VA on Wed, 05/02/2012 at 10:46 am. We are and have been caught up in a maelstrom of a heavy dose of MISDIRECTED PAYBACK as we whites pay for the sins of those who kept black slaves centuries ago here in our country. If you don't think that's enough, fasten your seat belts because on another front, the 'Reconquistadors' to our Southern border also are getting their day in U.S. courts and in the press ... as seen almost daily in the news. One of the problems is that all news is not proportionally reported, as proven by this story NOT being on 'page one' as it ought. This story absolutely deserved national recognition. However, I reckon that this is part and parcel of the fallout of MISDIRECTED PAYBACK, payback that every white person living in this day and age had absolutely nothing to do with. The slave-owning whites of long ago might deserve this payback, but not present day whites. To this news article ↓ HATE CRIME....100 Black Teens Beat Up White Couple Or, as  Thomas Sowell put it ... Spinning history ...  to further a political agenda based on myth is not giving back anything. Rather it's taking, stealing, from the richness of our cultural heritage which, though far from perfect, has given the world a country of unlimited opportunity.