Thursday, September 06, 2012

Car stuff





If you own a 1984 Corvette, it's worth eleventy-million dollars—and 9 other mostly boring facts about American muscle cars.

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Little-Known Fact:
There is no production 1983 Corvette. Although 1982 was the last year for the third-generation Corvette, Chevy decided to wait until the 1984 model year to launch the all-new car. Why? Some sources claim tighter emissions regulations necessitated more time for development. Others say that quality glitches at the factory were the real reason. All we know is every 1983 Corvette prototype was destroyed, except one: a white car that now lives at the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Ky.

Little-Known Fact: The Chevrolet Corvette has always been Chevy's top performance car. And up until the LS6, GM wouldn't allow any other Chevy to carry a horsepower rating higher than that of the Corvette. But somehow that stance was relaxed for 1970—the highest horsepower engine you could get in a 1970 Corvette was a 390-hp LS5 454. An LS7 was planned with 465 hp, but it was never officially sold. So why no LS6? An LS6 Corvette was offered for 1971, but its potency slipped (at least officially) to 425 hp.
What?  You want more Obama crap?


Dems: Outlaw Profits




Enemy  general staff interrogated     


In the post below this one, I may have unfairly practiced hyperbole by suggesting that Democrats want God removed from their lives, when probably only 70-80% feel that way.  Here, however, our interrogator squeezes truth from the Democrat General Staff.  They see profits as the source of all evil, and something to be outlawed!  Fortunately, none appear to be very bright. 

    

Here'sssssss Debbie



Obama-Biden 2012
after removing "God" and "Jerusalem" from the Democrat Party


At that point, John King fabulously said, “If I had a follow-up question, it would be did she ever get away with the dog ate my homework?”

That led to laughter from all present making it clear that this panel was not buying the DNC chair's explanation.

It will be interesting to watch how other media outlets handle this matter in the next 24 hours.

Stay tuned.  Read more:

The The staggeringly stupid Debbie Wasserman Schultz is the official voice of the Democrat Party (Chairman).

Here's the live C-Span event [For    posterity]  Does it sound like a 2/3 majority to you?



Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Stripper Pole

Like Counting Sheep




Rorschach Tests I Have Failed




A Lost Wallet Found





“In 1970, Rudolph R. Resta, 37, left his wallet in a jacket pocket in an unattended coat closet on the second floor of The New York Times headquarters at 229 West 43rd Street, where he worked as an art director in the promotion department.

“When Mr. Resta went to fetch his jacket at lunchtime that day, the wallet was gone. He wasn’t to see it again for 40 years.
 
 [More treasure]


".. based on our analysis ... ."



Today's Dysfunctional Disconnect
Based on HuffPost Pollster charts and analysis

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Wow! Every 2008 Obama voter is chomping at the bit to reelect him, while blasé Romney supporters will stay home.  Who knew?  Huffington even out-liberals the New York Times, who themselves have somehow discovered that Obama is 20 electoral votes more popular today than he was back in March!

Of course this is all about  trying to create an air of urgent possibility among Dem voters.  Lest they stay home, and  Congressional Black Caucus members are the only Donks elected. 

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Three Obama Things

Oh My




What to look forward to with a Second O-Reich

                 

                          
         
                                           
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Sarah the Good
          

Obama's eligibility, Scalia, and revolution




  



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It is no wonder that many, yours truly included, view Obama as not only our first "gay" but also our first "Muslim" president. I have taken to calling him the "mullah in chief," given his all-too-apparent disdain for Israel and its leaders, his support of the Muslim Brotherhood, his endorsement of the Ground Zero mosque, his cancellation of White House celebrations of the National Day of Prayer, instead choosing to feast the Muslim holiday of Ramadan, his "slip of the tongue" reference to his "Muslim faith" in a 2008 television interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, his close associations with black Muslim leaders and anti-Semites, and a host of other anti-Judeo-Christian actions while in office.


Last week, I had the occasion to cross paths with "revered" Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia. Scalia has been for many years the darling of conservatives, a judge who they believed had the guts to enforce the Rule of Law and the Constitution in the face of corrosive influences, foreign and domestic. I took the occasion to ask him a simple question, one he would be able to answer. I asked the "constitutionalist" Scalia what he believed to be the definition of "natural born citizen," [Full]

Larry Klayman is  founder of Judicial Watch, which quite often have been a thorn in the side of every administration since Clinton. 



The Left are quite insane. But, Why?



 
A Serious Question 
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In all seriousness (srsly),  where is the study on why Liberals in this country have, almost as a body, begun acting like they belong in Saint Elizabeth's?  We know now, or at least think we know, that the practice by Rome's upper class of using lead dinnerware caused them to go insane from lead poisoning.  What would it be today that our Liberal classes might have almost exclusively ingested in the past half-century that similarly affected them? 

You will come to your own conclusion, but I've settled on the heavy use of psychedelic drugs like LSD, and marijuana. Or, maybe, those in combination with countless administrations of penicillin to combat syphilis did the damage?

I'm not being cute here, and I think I'm on the right track. My postulation would also explain today's ruling educator class.   These people are not just "Liberal" thinkers in the manner of say Hubert Humphrey, they're insane.  Even violently insane. This is a national crisis. 


Dismantle the Left Reich


"The first thing we do, let’s kill all the left media." Dick Butcher



Aside from this media silliness, when I went to bed last night there was speculation that Ron Paul was going to announce his third party candidacy.  If he did, I'd like to punch him in the nose.  Yes, I think I can take him.



Tuesday, September 04, 2012

HARRY IN HELLFIRE

REUTERS PHOTO DEPICTS HARRY IN HELLFIRE...




The New Breed Dem - Ugly but still haughty

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Street vendors' artwork portrays Obama as Jesus...
Dems Drop 'God' From Party Platform...
Jerusalem: Pro-Israel Language Removed...
Endorse taxpayer-funded abortions...
DNC Video: 'The Government Is The Only Thing We All Belong To'...
FOOD STAMP USE CLIMBS TO RECORD 46.7 MILLION...
Another Delegate Compares GOP To Hitler...
Debt Now $136,249 Per Household...

Democrats set to move Obama's big speech to smaller arenar-arena.

            
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I guess a BJ would be out of the question?





Today's veddy smug and ignorant Liberal twattle.

I guess a BJ is out of the question?

Ain't that cute?  Imagine, the GOP actually once supported equal rights?  Must have been in 1861, because in my memory no Republican platform has escaped being called "extremist," and "right-wing" by these harpies.

 Of course the GOP are against people making higher wages, right?  That's why they keep finding new ways to bleed them with new taxes.  Oh, right.  Ahem.  Wait— Mz. Terkel must be excused for confusing a free market with government mandated wage scales;  it's all just too confusing for the pasty-face cloister. 

And, Mz. Terkel, under what particular part of our Constitution is there the right for a gaggle of Terkels to spend my money promoting their idea of art?  Just asking.

This is all silly, and shame on me for wasting your time, and mine.  A knee jerk,  This is why were at war with them. Click-Click.



10 Senate Candidates - Not 8

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          It's the top of the seventh— time to stretch

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This ad, paid for by the American Conservatives Fund, is running on various websites, like Drudge.  For some reason they left Maine Republican Charles Summers out of the mix. The Maine seat is open because Vichy Republican Olympia Snowe is retiring, citing the Senate's "atmosphere of polarization."  Miss Snowe just wanted to be loved. That opened the door for former Gov. Angus King, who is running as an "independent."

Mr. King stepped in and said he would run as an independent. But his record, and his announced intention of voting for President Obama, suggests a likely alliance with the Democrats. The nonpartisan Rothenberg Political Report now puts Maine in the “leans Democratic” column. (NYT)

Ahem.

Akin was likely left out because this group probably has a bit too much Vichy-GOP DNA, and are spooked because the media piled on him for an ill considered comment, not even close in importance to Obama's "57 States,"  or any of a hundred others  Akin was ahead of Democrat incumbent McCaskill, and the race is still up in the air. That's a potential flip of eight senate seats for us, and that's what President Romney will need to outlaw the Democrat Party. 

Right?


Crap & Go

        GREEN CLAP


Clap & Go!
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The basis is a three-wheeled, 250cc trike, with a specially built toilet as the seat. It's important to note that the contraption does not (necessarily) run on the rider's (*ahem*) leavings. Rather, the vehicle runs on livestock waste, or waste water. The toilet-derived seat is just a rather blatant advertising device. [full]
Reader dimitras sent the link, adding " it's you !"  Well, no;  it's Top Gear's invention. .       →



Monday, September 03, 2012

Biden's Chia Hair recovered




THIS JUST IN


Secret Service recovers truck with Biden stuff in Detroit

Meanwhile, in downtown Detroit, booty.

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Victoria Jackson: Commie in the White House




Top Comments

  • You know. . . this "act" really does LOOK like it was INTENTIONALLY and viscously sarcastic. I decided to look Victoria Jackson up on Wikipedia to find out and quell a nagging doubt. She is really SINCERE about this! So; I have to conclude that she wasn't ever ACTING during her "dumb blonde" routines in her Saturday Night Live Years. She has, somehow, mastered the art of self-parody. It is depressing that she expects anyone to take something this pathetic seriously.

  • If Obama is a Communist, Victoria Jackson is Oscar Wilde.

    Dennis Miller must have been quite a shock to them.  If they've found out yet, that is.

Gotcher Tickets Here!


Ready When You Are Mr. President
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In a surprise move, President Obama delivered his acceptance speech at today's opening of the Democrat National Convention.   "I have a golf date in Maui on Thursday," he explained.

 
Kidding aside, this is not that much of a stretch.  Brietbart is reporting that Dems may be planning to  Use Trick Photography to Fill Convention Hall

Call it "The Empty Chair Convention."

Rick Klein, Senior Washington Editor of ABC News, just tweeted out this photo of the stage the Democrat convention will be held on (posted above).

As you can see, Klein's photo reveals the screens that will serve as the television backdrop behind whoever's speaking -- and it looks to me as though the Democrats intend to show an artificial sea of faces in order to make the convention hall look a whole lot more fuller than it might be.

If you look closely, they have three tiers of adoring, enraptured Obama-worshippers at the ready should they need them.

There's a lot of talk and concern amongst Democrats and their Media Palace Guards  that for his big acceptance speech Thursday night, President Obama might not be able to fill the Bank of America stadium. [Full]


Biden's Loses His U-Haul


Mr. Bo Bumbles
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It was the end of a campaign, the end of a year of planning and hope. (Humphrey) [t]he first of the seven to be scratched from the list of candidates for the Presidency of the Untied States by the people of the hills. In the morning, when Hubert Humphrey woke, the Presidential image had evaporated.  Outside the Ruffner Hotel his parked bus had been given a ticket for illegal parking. [T
he Making of the President, 1960, Theodore White, pp 113-114]

I was reminded of that forlorn end to Hubert's dreams by this: U-Haul with equipment for Biden event stolen in Detroit.  

Still, Hubert was a victim of  Joe Kennedy Sr.'s contract with the Chicago Mafia to secure the West Virgina win for Jack. One of the most Liberal Democrats of his time, Humphrey would today be called  a conservative. I voted for him in 1968.  Joe Biden is a bumbling socialist clown.  An idiot clown. An evil clown. 



Mr. Scam Man


A catchy little holiday tune




bizzy blog



Hallicrafters



 
under the camouflage
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Wolverine!

Republicans Imagine The Day After Obama's Reelection: A GOP Convention Survey


I found this Huff&Puff article condescendingly grating, given the now inevitable massive rejection of Teh One at the polls in November.  Newt's answer, "That's a thought so terrible I can't contemplate it," comes closest to what most of us think.  It's what I would answer, because my real answer—that I would take my arsenal into the mountains and join the Wolverine's in ridding society of the pea-brained, mother fuc—whoa.  I almost said that out loud.
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-or shining our shoes, Bill?

Liberal Racism                             


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Bill Clinton on Obama: 'A Few Years Ago, This Guy Would Have Been Carrying Our Bags'

Been racking my brain trying to figure out why this old news is suddenly new news? Because I read the quote long ago, and I'll bet so did many of you.  I figured that since the media are loathe to read any source material that might offend them, they simply missed it.  Now that Obama is about to go down, those  asshats are in a hurry to correct the history of their mal-content  Res Ipsa Loquitor.  But, lo!, I couldn't find the quote anywhere. But wait, after fiddling around a bit I found—

Bubba Too? Bill Clinton on Obama: "A Few Years Ago & This Guy Would be Getting Us Coffee"

Posted by Jim Hoft on Saturday, January 9, 2010, 11:09 PM

Substantively the same, so most likely Slick Willy liked the smear so much he told it a lot, changing the punch from time to time.  I'll bet somewhere out there are people who heard him say, "A Few Years Ago & This Guy Would be Shining Our Shoes."



Sunday, September 02, 2012

Toxic Culture


    Must Eat Brains                        


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Brave New Kitchen


TECHNO CHILLS                               


Oven Man

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This is an interesting tale.

MoSup's friend was telling her about her new kitchen, which included a Kitchen Aid oven. After a short while she noticed that the oven wasn't cooking properly.   A little further detective work reveled that the oven was lowering the temperature on its own.  She called the Kitchen Aid, and the repair guy came and tested it.  Yes, her oven was lowering the set temperature, and he would have to get back to her with a solution.

A few days later a call on her phone messenger informed her the problem had been electronically  corrected by Kitchen Aid, and she should have no further problem.  And she didn't.  Save for the cold chill up her spine, knowing that an appliance manufacturer had somehow gained access into her kitchen,  by means she knew not.

Brave New Kitchen.






How do you tell a communist?



Socialism is as Socialism Does














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Ronald Reagan taught us, "How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."

Lots more good stuff  Socialism is as Socialism Does

How has Barack Obama transformed us? Into what is he transforming us? A look at his impressive *list of firsts as president of these United States points in the direction he is herding us:


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Obama- Republican Ideas From Last Century

Close Enough




Obama Chair

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thoR

Saturday, September 01, 2012

Jabba the Bama

     
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Rains wash away Mount Obama in Charlotte, N.C.
FEET OF SAND

 
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — A torrential downpour that struck Charlotte Saturday afternoon damaged the Mount Rushmore-style sand sculpture bust of President Obama — an ominous beginning to what many fear is a plagued convention.

Workers were trying Saturday afternoon to reform the base of the sculpture, built from sand brought in from Myrtle Beach, S.C., pounding and smoothing out the sand that had washed off the facade of the waist-up rendering of the chief executive.

The sand sculpture was protected from above, and Mr. Obama's face didn't see too much damage. But the storm was so strong that its heavy winds blew the rain sideways, pelting the president's right side and leaving the sand pockmarked and completely erasing his right elbow.

Democrats' choice of Charlotte has drawn criticism from unions who don't like North Carolina's labor laws, and the state seems to be tilting away from Democrats politically.

The large Rushmore-style sculpture drew comparisons to Mr. Obama's 2008 convention in Denver, when he accepted his party's nomination on a stage that looked like a Greek temple.

I've always said Obama's presidency was more like a crime thriller than a real event.  Now it appears to be ending as a Mel Brooks parody.  BTW, the actual Obama sand "likeness" looks more like John McCain than the Poseur.  More Karma.


          

Blackened Ham Steak

                   
                    

 


Blackened Ham Steak w/ Sweet Potato Salad


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Several years ago I saw Chef Paul Prudhomme make blackened something, fish I think.  It soon became all the rage to blacken everything,  and I figured how hard can it be?  So I took some meat, rolled it in black pepper and baked it.  Needless to say it was quite  inedible, and that was the last of that.  A few weeks ago however,  I found this recipe in an old copy of  "Cuisine at Home." I made it.


Blackened Ham Steak & Sweet Potato Salad

Lb Sweet Potato, Peeled, Cut into 1/2 Cubes
1 Cup Fresh Pineapple, Diced (I used canned chunks)
2 TBS Chopped Fresh Parsley
Cup Mayonnaise
2 TBS Plain Yogurt (I scooped the unmixed top off of peach Greek yogurt)
2 TBS Sugar
1 TSP Fresh Lime Juice
TSP Vanilla Extract
Salt & White Pepper to Taste
1 Center Cut Ham Steak (16-20 oz)

BLACKENING SPICE:
2 TSP Brown Sugar
1 TSP Paprika
TSP Cayenne
1 TSP Garlic Powder
1 TSP Black Pepper
1 TSP Dried Thyme

Preheat grill to high. Boil sweet potatoes in a pot of salted water until tender, 5-7 minutes. Drain, then rinse under cold water until cool. Combine with pineapple and parsley. Whisk mayonnaise, yogurt, sugar, lime juice, and vanilla together in a dish. Season with salt & white pepper; toss with the potato mixture to coat.

Combine blackening spices in a small bowl, then rub the mixture on both sides of the ham steak. Grill until the edges of the steak begin to curl; flip the steak and grill for 1-2 minutes longer. Serve with sweet potato salad.


 I cannot tell you how good this is; MoSup flipped out.  The salad is an indispensable component, the necessary balance to the spicy ham.  Even better, it can all be made in less than 30 minutes, from notion to plate. 

Make sure you have your grill or pan heated to 2000° F (very hot). 

You're welcome



Penis Cancer

       WHAT GUMMINT DOES
    
   
A FINE EXAMPLE OF SOCIALIZED MEDICINE

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Dear Sir:

The results from the lab work confirm that the red ring around your penis was not cancer.

It was lipstick.

We apologize for the amputation.

           Tim W

Dems can't give away Obama speech tickets

            
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Here's the rules:

Since we're not selling tickets, you can't sell them either! If you sell your tickets to someone else, they will be deactivated. (precious)

While all this is going on, Democrat Media Complex editors are preparing their latest "Obama Pulls Ahead f  Romney" poll result.

Obama Shunned






NEWS FROM THE FRONT
Obama Speech to Troops Met with Silence





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It’s interesting what happens when everyone begins to realize that a tyrant is on his way out. There’s a sense permission to stop pretending that everything is okay. -Tammy Bruce

Such was the disdain for draft evader Clinton that military officials disarmed troops before he visited.  Including those in combat zones. The "Clinton Stripe" picture has an intersting pedigree,





Hollow Earth?


Gary Larsen
            
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Today's Adventure in a A Hollow Earth


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