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What it's like

“ Here is a live look at a forward base in Afghanistan. You will see what the base looks like and a sense of what the daily life there is like. The soldiers out on the wire are responding to incoming fire. These guys have seen this so much you won't believe how casual they are. The Pech Valley, one of the most dangerous places in the world, is on of the major gates terrorists use between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The ridge in the front left of the screen was lobbing mortars into this base and this is the result. Good times.  [Veterans Video Blog via thor] The thought occurs to me that in a day where Hollywood can focus so much energy and terror into a scene (Saving Private Ryan opening sequence), the real thing may appear mundanish.  Well, I guess that's the point. It is mundane in the sense that it's a common occurrence.  But real  Americans lose their lives.  God Bless.  ”

Paskudnyak

there’s a Yiddish word for this

Secret Santa

CHRISTMAS I can't hardly wait. I think it's a composter Thanks guys!

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Aw, take a powder ...

Ruh-Roh

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Yay YURO ....

SNARK

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Mike Kelly's Righteous Rant

Mike Kelly's Righteous Rant Statement During Education and Workforce Committee Markup

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Standing Stupid- Nydia Velazquez .....

Today's Dem Dummy Rep. Nydia Velazquez

“ New York Democrat Rep. Nydia Velazquez ” Operation "Fast and Furious" goes by more names than Barry Soetoro (gunwalker, gunrunner, gunbanner), so I doubt even the misses would  recognize ":Fast and Furious" as the plot by Obama and Eric Holder.  The plot to sell guns to Mexican drug rodents that could  later prove the folly of lax gun laws.  But,  the the misses isn't a democrat member of the United States House of Representatives.  Who is expected to know things like the AG  being charged with a criminal act. Or climate change having been totally discredited.  Duh.

Santa Runs out of Prozac ....

CHRISTMAS When Santa Runs Out of Prozac

Dear Santa , I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jack Daniels. Santa                                                       Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made by little kids like you in China . Every year I give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Santa P.S. Tell your mom she got the part. [More Santa] Ho Ho Mo Hos      cuzzin ricky

Barbara Boxer, 'nuff said, ....

GREEN CRAP Sen. Boxer to climate-change deniers: ‘You are endangering humankind’

Barbara Boxer Clears Her Throat “ “The message I have for climate deniers is this: you are endangering humankind,” Boxer said during a press conference in the Capitol. “It is time for climate deniers to face reality, because the body of evidence is overwhelming and the world’s leading scientists agree.” What can one add anymore when addressing this carbuncled twat?  If anything happens to Patty Murray, Boxer will have exclusive claim to "Dumbest Senator."  The game is over you miserable crone!   In fact, the AGW argument has been so transparently a contrivance of political fascists that anyone who EVER embraced and promoted it, EVER, ought be proscribed from holding any position that demands clear thinking. What's that? Oh my.  I forgot that the two GOP front runners ... joined Boxer ... .  Ahem.  Newt's promise yesterday to make John Bolton Sec/State is awfully, awfully enticing.  But how can we be assured that he is really of sound mind and judgment in other critical areas?  Sigh.  ”

Criminal Video Gamers

Liberal Asshattery RED CROSS FINDS WAR CRIMES

“ Delegates at the 31st International Conference of the Red Cross (ICRC) and Red Crescent raised the concerns over the potential “International Humanitarian Law” violations – which can constitute war crimes - during a workshop in Geneva. Oh my, if you think the Hague is looking for more American war crimes, you'd be right.  Well, not just Americans.  Barn Army's mary confessed to me, "I'm  a war criminal— from my childhood" Six hundred million gamers could be war criminals, Red Cross says “Exactly how video games influence individuals is a hotly debated topic, but for the first time, Movement partners discussed our role and responsibility to take action against violations of IHL in video games,” the Red Cross wrote in its daily bulletin. ” Euros deserve everything that's about to befall them.

PLOTZ

DRUDGE TODAY

“ When I saw the Drudge "PLOT: ATF gunrunning ...,"  I ran down this post from last July.   The Handgun Club of America [Props to them] postulated that "gunnrunner" was set in motion as part of Obama's strategy to impose gun control.  Rumors to that effect went back to 2010, but here was some meat.  This is the very first time I've seen it mentioned (by CBS!!) since July.  Maybe I'm reading into this something that doesn't exist, but my first thought is the Left have decided Obama must go!  That the story featured just below is "Hillary Clinton's campaign 'conspicuously emerges'... may indicate that Matt Drudge feels the same vibration.  I'll set 3-1 odds for a Hillary nomination next year.  By primary time I expect the country will be in full recession, maybe even depression.  Riots. protests, bank closings, etc.; a regular commie uprising (srsly)..  Hillary will be the nurturing, smartest woman in America candidate,  running against a hard-hearted Newt Gingrich, or Mitt Romney,  who yield to the pressures from corporate America over compassion for the starving victims of corporate greed.  Guess who wins.

Occupy Pavement

duToit

HIDE IT IN YOUR PANTIES

Maryland Democrats A Laugh a Minute

“ Prince George's County, MD Last month, state officials released wiretap recordings that helped convict PG County (MD) Executive Jack Johnson and his wife, Leslie. On the tapes, the couple can be heard frantically deciding what to do with a $100,000 bribery check. Leslie Johnson eventually flushes the check down a toilet. Her husband could then be heard telling her to put nearly $80,000 in cash in her panties. Read more:  This is so funny

STOP ME PLEASE - before I kill again ....

WHAT GUMMINT DOES

“ Only in a banana republic would Congress be “forced” to hold hearings on whether to ban itself from illegal (for everyone else) insider trading. Which explains why below readers can watch precisely that, live from the house Committee on Financial Services. [Sondrakistan] ”

Cheerleaders Galore!

Daily Caller presents Top ten: Hottest BCS team cheerleaders [SLIDESHOW]

And they're pretty good.  But my cheerleader slideshow  features more better cheerleaders, including one for the ladies!  Unfortunately there are a few costume failures that may not be excused by some. But hey. you have to take the good with the bad.

'Nuff said ...

Gingrich’s environmental                       proposals include altering                      climate with giant mirrors    ahem

The Longstraw ...

Today's Gizmo For The Active Sports Fan The Longstraw

'Cuomo' and 'Jerry Brown' says it all.

The Two Left Coasts Cuomo and Brown decide to 'occupy' taxpayers.

“ At this stage in the game I figure most of us can take that lede and write our own story,.  One that will be faithful to the WSJ article’s point. ”

Socialist Nations

Proposed: Any member of the UN is a card carrying socialist nation

“ Rodger,  I hope you are feeling well with Christmas approaching.  If so, here’s a big downer for you. We have been at war with communism for about 90 years.  Not all our politicians have been fully involved, but over time, we’ve stayed ahead of the commies.  The Soviet Union collapsed under the weight of socialism and Ronald Reagan.  However … Europe is socialist, despite proof it doesn’t work.  While their economies are collapsing, and the reason for the collapse is well known (socialist spending schemes), there is no rush away from socialism.  Russia and its former empire are heading backward toward communism, with few exceptions.  Asia is mostly communist or socialist, with China attempting to have it both ways with a semi-free economy in cities, but crushing socialism in the interior.  Only Japan and South Korea are not fully socialist.  India, which began as socialist, is having second thoughts.  There’s hope there.  South America and Africa are generally socialist.  Mexico is a socialist narco government, imitating Afghanistan. The United States has been sliding toward socialism, and now has a communist president.  Republicans, supposedly the opposition, seem bent on going the same way, just more slowly.  Maybe not much more slowly anymore. So Rodger, is the war already over?  Before we actually have a chance to win?  Look at a map and tell me what you think.  The communists may already have won. Skoonj Good points skoonj.  There does appear to be some disagreement about which countries are socialist/communist.  For instance, Wikipedia does not even hint that the United States is socialist despite this As a rule of thumb and four fingers, I propose that  any member of the UN is a card carrying socialist nation.

Yard Sign of the Day

Gun Butts & Pieces Sineage Of The Day Signo De La Jordana

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