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Electric Mud Painless Brazilian "Smoothee"

BEARD IS REMOVED WITH MUD AND USE OF X-RAYS (Popular Mechanics - Apr, 1924)

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M aryland My Freaking Maryland

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Groundhogs

“ Groundhog Day 2011 This coming year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address occur on the same day. It's an ironic juxtaposition of events; one event involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of limited intelligence for prognostication...while the other involves a groundhog. Thor  ”

More Stealth

A Stealth Killer Dress

What? I See Nothing? Say Uncle

Degrtee of Difficulty

Nancy Pelosi is a Big Fat Bitch in D Minor

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Re:SPEAKER HANKEY

In response to yesterday's Ding Dong! The Bitch is dead post, resident funnyman Doug M suggests this South Park clip needs re-making, and titled Nancy Pelosi is a Big Fat Bitch in D Minor.  Bravo!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Tags: SOUTH PARKmore...

Unhand that fair maiden!

Today's Schadenfreudal  comments about: Commentians

Margaret Cho is the lesbian equivalent of "commentian" Will Durst.  They're not comedians; they're poseurs who get laughs from audiences who appreciate political comments like, "I hate Republicans;" Fuck the Teaparty, etc.  Bill Maher and Al Franken wander into that venue - a  lot -  but they are at least capable of the occasional non-political bon mot.  Not so Cho (or Durst). This then is my ad hominem attack intro into a current Margaret Cho joke, "Sarah Palin is so stupid she can't spell stupid." “ "Dancing with the Stars" second runner-up Bristol Palin has fired back on her Facebook page, at a crack made by one of her competitors on the show, comic Margaret Cho, as to Bristol's reason for competing in the ABC series. Web Site Cho claimed Sarah told Bristol she 'owed'' it to her to do 'DWTS' so that "America would fall in love with her again" while would help her mom run in 2012 -- Bristol having been transformed from a liability into an "asset" thanks to her time on "DWTS."   'DWTS' 2nd runner up Bristol Palin blasts Margaret Cho with both barrels ” "So that America would fall in love with her again!"  Is that just too precious? How Ms. Cho became privy to this family secret is not revealed by her.  She prolly heard it from Will Durst. Or Katie Couric.  And yes, this is propaganda, because I'm at war with liberals and it's necessary.

Coture WTF?

Mr. Insensitive's Haute Couture

US Underestimated ... blah-blah-blah

The aircraft is comparable to the U.S. F-22 and would be China’s first stealth plane. The F-22 was defunded by Obama

“ The Pentagon underestimated the speed at which China has developed and fielded a ballistic missile that may be capable of hitting a maneuvering U.S. aircraft carrier, the head of Navy intelligence said today. China's Missile and Stealth Fighter Advances Draw U.S. Attention

This just makes me sick because from the first day of Clinton, when our most sensitive crypto/technology secrets were inexplicably transferred to Ron Brown's Dept. of Commerce, and Charlie Huang's unlimited access into that agency, we could watch it happening.  The PRC's infiltration of our military defense complex makes Stalin's successes under FDR look piddling. And don't think my ears aren't pricked by the Indonesian Riady's (business partners with the PRC) and Obama's Indonesian ties. “ Then, in walks Huang Huang, who speaks five Chinese dialects, with years of on-the job training in Taiwan and Hong Kong, and with a Rolodex of PRC contacts that extended right into the Communist Party Politburo.  Huang's CIA briefers said that Huang had a "sensitivity about things Chinese that you just didn't get even if you're a Chinese scholar a Yale." 10 During Senator Thompson's hearings, a former Stephens secretary testified to the following: Huang walked across the street to the Stephens office two or three times a week carrying a folder or small briefcase. 7 He received overnight packages and faxes at the office. He sent faxes out of the office, used the copier, and made telephone calls from a small office set aside for visitors.38 She did not know Huang's correspondents.  Excerpts from Year of the rat: how Bill Clinton compromised U.S. security for Chinese cash; Chapter 5 "My Man In The American Government" ”

Whack-a-'losi

Ding Dong! The Bitch is dead. Which old Bitch? The Wicked Bitch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Bitch is dead. Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Bitch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out. Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know The Wicked Bitch is dead!

HIT 'ER AGAIN, HARDER, HARDER “ Pelosi insisted that Democrats have been committed to fiscal responsibility long before Republicans caught on. “Pay as you go has been an initiative that has been with us for 30 years,” she said, adding that the rules that Republicans will approve tomorrow will ignore that provision. “Now we have to fight this fight again.” Stolen Borrowed From MoFux

Every time an incandescent is lit, Al Gore spends an extra day in Hell;

Let There Be Light!

Images

TOP TEN IMAGES

“ This image was not only viewed over half a million times, it spawned an entire printing business! Josh from Stikkitnow.com created this shirt for his girlfriend, Danielle. When he showed it to the folks over at Reddit, they fell in love with it (and her). Since then, Josh has been printing shirts, decals, and everything else as his full time job. A few months later, baby Roslyn was born and is doing great. ” These are the web site IMGUR's top ten  pictures that,  according to them,  were viewed "over 20 billion times!"  Of the 10, I only saw one (#6  "If you buy a video ...").  If  I was picking the top picture of 2010, and I guess I am, it would be this one, especially in terms of social impact. As an aside, apropos of nothing, but prolly significant in ways I don't want to know, last night I watched - and enjoyed - National Lampoon's Van Wilder.  What's odd about that is I have in the past tried to watch it about a dozen times, and thought it was stupid.  Never got further than a few minutes.  Sigh. Don't say it.  La la la la la la la la la ... . One more thing that has no relevancy to anything else in this post.  When the family was gathered for Christmas, I mentioned that I had been watching a lot of foreign films on NetFlix and suggested a Swedish film everyone would prolly love called The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and the sequel The Girl Who Played with Fire .  Responses follow: Greep: Dad, that was like the best selling book of the last decade. Joe: We were so anxious to read the sequel that I stopped in London and bought the British release a full six months before it was available here. MoSup.  I even read it All: Eyes rolling Fricking Democrats have ruined my life.

Back Door'd

Looks like breaking and entering boss click-click

Pookies Toons

That Old Feeling

Start Song Read House Republicans suddenly sounding less confident about cutting spending

Digital Nativity

Just For Fun

Don M

COOCH-COOCH-COOCH!

Ken Cuccinelli .... because the General Assembly has not authorized them to do so.

“ Everything Ken Cuccinelli needed to learn about confrontation he learned during 14 years of refereeing youth basketball. "You know every time you blow the whistle, half the people are going to be mad at you," he says. So it has come as no surprise to Cuccinelli that after an eventful rookie year as Virginia's attorney general, a lot of people are crying foul over some of his calls. ”

Ken Cuccinelli is central in my mind to why Virginia is a model for how state government should function.  At the top of the list is protecting prerogatives guaranteed by state and federal constitutions. “ In 2010, Cuccinelli battled the Environmental Protection Agency on regulations to limit greenhouse gases. He told the state's colleges and universities they can't prohibit discrimination against gays, because the General Assembly has not authorized them to do so. He subpoenaed the grant records of a former University of Virginia climate-science researcher. He launched the first state challenge to the national health-care overhaul, and won an important early victory as a federal judge in Richmond struck down the mandate requiring individuals to buy insurance. [story] .... because the General Assembly has not authorized them to do so. Can you imagine if the country operated under that principle?  Or even Maryland?  I have no vote in the matter, but I'd like to see Virginia's Gov. Bob McDonnell take Jim Webb's senate seat, with Cuccinelli to Gov.  Wait.  If Virginia doesn't single term-limit the attorney general, I'd like to see the Cooch spend another decade in the position, unless he's made AG of the US. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

today’s analogy

Buggy Vultures

The thing is, I wouldn't be surprised to find that it was a surveillance bird.  Except the Mossad would first send two dummy vultures   before commencing the real deal.

Genital San

Too late for stocking stuffers ... sigh.