1968 Deja Snot

street-poopers on the record

Explain how you would fix Wall Street. “A maximum-wage law.” “President Elizabeth Warren.” [jog your Elizabeth Warren memory here] “Burn it down.” NO one is able to do nuthin’ without Teh Gubbmint. It’s magyk, yanno… Rank yourself on the following Scale of Liberalism:. Not liberal at all: 6 [well, that's *everyone there*] Liberal but fairly mainstream (i.e., Barack Obama): 3 ["mainstream = Teh iWon = *down twinkle*] Strongly liberal (i.e., Paul Krugman): 12 Fed up with Democrats, believe country needs overhaul (i.e., Ralph Nader): 41 Convinced the U.S. government is no better than, say, Al Qaeda (i.e., Noam Chomsky): 34 ]street-poopers on the record full]

The Unbearable Insult .....

Larry, Moe, and Curly

DRUDGE is such a scamp

Nancy Pelosi Loses It

PELOSI UNGLUED: Republicans 'want women to die on the floor'...

I'm pretty sure that most Americans are like me.  I don't wish death on any American not sentenced by a jury.  That's unlike Pelosi who bears much responsibility for  the 50 million American citizens murdered  by abortionists since 1973. Ahem .  Take Ted Kennedy.  Please.   Ba-da-Bing  (sorry).  I never wished death on him, but considering all the harm he did to this country,  God might excuse me for  occasionally having had a party in my head in anticipation of the grand event.  I have prayed for his soul in the aftermath, so I am not hateful.  Pelosi is in that same category.  She is one of only two women in the world for whom it's excusable to not only think the words "cunt," and "fucking bitch," when her name is invoked, but to actually use  them publicly.  I think once a year is treasonable.  I meant reasonable.  See what she does?  Hateful bitch.

Beautiful Things

This is Art

“ ” Truly

Speed Limits

One thousand 1 One thou

“ From my sailing days I knew that my Cal 25 had a maximum speed of 6.29 knots.  An immutable law of physics. Maximum Hull Speed = 1.34 * LWL1/2 LWL:  Boat Length at Water Line Watching Top Gear, which bench marks car's 0-60 mph times, I've become acutely aware of and astounded by  advances  in these times.  Just awhile ago the Bugatti Veyron did it in 2.5 seconds!  Think of that. You're sitting at a stop light.  It changes to Green.  You floor it.  Repeat after me, One thousand 0ne One thousand two One thous — Whoa!  You're doing 60 miles an hour. Now comes the Barabus, a new 1005 horsepower supercar the automaker says is capable of doing zero to 60 mph in 1.67 seconds. HMFS! Is there a physical law that comes into play here?  A point where a car may go no faster?  The same goes for things like the fastest running mile.  When Roger Bannister broke the 4 minute mile in 1954 the world was astounded.  Hicham El Guerrouj is the current men's record holder with his time of 3:43.13 minutes.  We know absolutely that someone will beat that.  What's the limit?  Can someone run it in 2 seconds?  Why not? My brain hurts. ”

Two Punkins

Today's Catharsis

Two Punkins

Commie Pillow Fight

In Mind's Eye

“ That's What I See ” * I had to put clothes on them because they were all hairy.

Name your metaphor

Incite

Today's Incite

“ A memo from New York Sen. Chuck Schumer, the third-ranking Democrat in the Senate, suggests that his colleagues blame Republican opposition to President Obama’s jobs bill on “Tea Party economics” and warn the public of a coming “Tea Party recession,” should the jobs bill ultimately fail. [Full] Where have I seen this before - Oh, right. Democrats Subvert War Intelligence; Democrats seem willing to sacrifice both bipartisanship and national security in their attempt to use the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence as a political weapon ” Chucky's plan (Democrat Senate Rejects Obama's Job Bill, Ahem) is another Molotov cocktail  placed in the hands of  rabble already inflamed by the likes of George Soros, the Tides Foundation, Code Pink and Michael Moore.  Rather clearly a case of the psychopathic "If we can't have her, nobody can" strategy that drives today's Democrat Party. Can there  be any hope of rapprochement when the President supports (fuels) mindless mobs, and the Vice President threatens rape if they don't get their way?  Click-click.

Oh my .... Biden's got a boner ....

"If you guys don't pass the American Jobs Act, I can't guarantee nobody's gonna get raped" - Vice President Joe Biden

Rebellion? Here's yur rebellion.

The nut doesn't fall far from .... Obama should ‘declare a national emergency,’ add jobs with ‘extra-constitutional’ action

“ Illinois Democratic Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. told The Daily Caller on Wednesday that congressional opposition to the American Jobs Act is akin to the Confederate “states in rebellion.” Jackson called for full government employment of the 15 million unemployed and said that Obama should “declare a national emergency” and take “extra-constitutional” action “administratively” — without the approval of Congress — to tackle unemployment. “I hope the president continues to exercise extraordinary constitutional means, based on the history of Congresses that have been in rebellion in the past,” Jackson said. “He’s looking administratively for ways to advance the causes of the American people, because this Congress is completely dysfunctional.” [full] ” The nation damn sure is in a state of rebellion, and way past the time for it.  .

Just when you think he can't get lower ... .

President Bow-Wow

Not a suggestion, but a fantasy “ Rodger, I hadn’t heard of this one before. It is an editorial in today’s Investors Business Daily, and is from a Wikileaks release. Obama actually wanted to apologize for Hiroshima and Nagasaki! The Japanese stopped him from doing it, though I wonder if it might have lead to his early resignation. Come to think of it, no it wouldn’t have. One needs a sense of honor to resign. We have quite a few things to be thankful for regarding Wikileaks. http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article.aspx?id=587698&p=1 Damian Housman ”

I'm Right. Way. ....

A Legend

“ My Political Views I am a far-right social moderate Right: 8.32, Libertarian: 0.35 Political Spectrum Quiz I've taken this test, or something like it before—  like maybe 6-7 years ago.  This time I came within 0.35 of having the perfect score, which would (I say with all modesty) mean I'm the greatest living citizen.  Almost.  I am not a bit Authoritarian, nor am I a lick Libertarian, but just right.  In the all important ideal citizen stat line, only a spritz of commie shows up.  Wow.  You're welcome.     via The Harriet Tubman Agenda

Golf Joke

Golf Joke

“ Two golfers met at the club. "I heard about your terrible tragedy last week," said one. "Yes," said the other sadly, sipping his drink. "I was playing a two-some with Winthrop, and he dropped dead on the ninth hole." "I understand you carried him all the way back to the clubhouse too," the first man said sympathetically. "That must have been very difficult, considering Winthrop weighed over two hundred and fifty pounds." "The carrying wasn't that hard. It was putting him down at every stroke, then picking him up again that wore me out." ”

Breast Awareness Advisory

Today's PSA Reminder October is Breast Awareness Month

Have you hugged one today? Pause for Roll-over to load

Let's Boogie Down with Bama Rama

OBAMA PITTSBURGH 2008 VS. 2011

Issa subpoenas Holder... DETAILS: What he seeks... Atty Gen's honesty at issue...

Obamunists Eat Puppies

Eating Puppy Meat Is the Same as Eating Pork, British TV Chef Says      Occupy Wall-Streeters Agree But—   "Your puppy, not mine"

(Sky News) - British TV chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall claimed that eating puppy meat is no more morally objectionable than consuming pork. The celebrity chef previously shocked viewers by eating placenta pate, curried fruit bat, giraffe and calf testicles and now claims that he would not be against a "high-welfare organic puppy farm." Fearnley-Whittingstall, the star of Channel 4's "River Cottage," was asked by British magazine Radio Times whether he would try loin of Labrador or cat liver. "Not unless I was on the point of starvation," he replied. "In principle, but not in practice, I have no objection to a high-welfare organic puppy farm." He added, "You can't object, unless you also object to the farming of pigs. It's an artificial construct of our society, a cultural decision, to make pets out of dogs and meat out of pigs. Both animals could be used the other way round, although pigs probably do make better meat than dogs and dogs better pets than pigs, but it's not a foregone conclusion." ” Those bastards!

Good riddances ...

Democrat Senate Rejects Obama's Job Bill

“ ” It had zero chance in the House, but this may be the knock-out punch for Barack Hussein Obama.

Fried Poutine

It's a Canada Thing

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