Today's Lesson - The Debt Ceiling

The Debt Ceiling explained

“ Democrats  don't understand THE DEBT CEILING. Republicans don't understand THE DEBT CEILING. Liberals don't understand THE DEBT CEILING. Neocons don't understand THE DEBT CEILING. Allow me to explain Let's say, you come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood. Your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings. What do you think you should do? Raise the ceilings or pump out the shit? Your choice is coming next November. Don't miss the opportunity. ”    Merrily

Not a Clook ...

I'm not a clook!

Wet-backs and Pedos

Two Ruh-Rohs

Wet-back and Pedo? Alert

A Fine Parody ...

Liberal Asshattery False but Accurate  The Americans With No Abilities Act The World of Tomorrow, as Seen From Yesterday?

“ The definition of "cramming before an exam" takes on a new meaning as this teacher pushes texts through a machine that apportions the information to his students, save for the dunce that is assigned to power the device. In a future of electrification, there is still no power more effective than child labor.  - Villemard's "Utopie" - En L'An 2000 President Barack Obama and the Democrat-controlled Congress are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing." ( Americans With No Abilities Act continues) Thanks to El-Jefe who noted "Not far from the truth..."  Actually, it's so close to the truth that SNOPES, the official Obama spin-doctor and group apologists, were thus  compelled. ”

Democrat Cuts Military Retirement

QOTD "I understand we have to bite the bullet, but it would be nice to see a different set of teeth marks on it every now and again." MichigammeDave CPO(SS) USN(RET), referring to military retirement cuts

If you enjoyed Rathergate, You'll love Politico-Gate

“ Okay, so: Bialek was fired by the NRA in 1997 after working there for six whole months. Then she requested a face-to-face meeting with the president of the organization that had just fired her, to ask about finding a new job. A phone call wouldn't have done it, apparently. And she didn't tell Cain she was there about a job until dinner. And the whole thing wasn't her idea in the first place, but her boyfriend's. And then Cain groped her and told her it was part of the job interview. And she's coming forward almost 15 years later, after a week of non-stop coverage of unspecified accusations by anonymous accusers, on behalf of women everywhere. After Gloria Allred gets her face time, of course. Hm. -Caindemned? See also - Cain accuser has history of financial troubles, legal squabbles ”

Carter's 'Killer Rabbit' Found! ...

Jummy Demands Apology

Quack Quack ....

Obama on Occupy Wall Street: 'We Are on Their Side'

“ Ahem ” Quacks like a duck .....

A bathroom mole?

How Osama bin Laden really died. There's a Mole in the White House?

“ President Obama stepped up to a podium in the East Room of the White House that night to announce bin Laden’s death. That rapid announcement posed a major threat to U.S. national security. “There was a choice to keep the mission secret.” America could have left things alone for “weeks or months … even though there was evidence left on the ground there … and use the intelligence and finish off al-Qaida.” But Obama’s announcement “rendered moot all of the intelligence that was gathered from the nexus of al-Qaida. The computer drives, the hard drives, the videocasettes, the CDs, the thumb drives, everything. Before that could even be looked through, the political decision was made to take credit for the operation.” I just read  Correcting the ‘fairy tale’: A SEAL’s account of how Osama bin Laden really died.   That passage creeps me out, and the more I think about it, the more creeped I get. Which is rather extraordinary at this stage in the game. Let's count the possibilities. There are only three. Obama was so desperate for a success that he jumped all over the chance to say "I did what Bush couldn't" He is the stupidest man ever to occupy the White House He's a mole for the Muslum Brotherhood. ”

Shoot 'em, or 'Chop 'em ...

Fake but Accurate

“ ” As I watch the Democrat media complex  do their fake but accurate thing on Herman Cain, I figured some of you might like to join the fun.  Fight fire with fire (Alinsky 11); all's fair in love and war, etc. That's how Democrats think. I know what you're saying, "But Rodge,  we don't have to make stuff up; there's too much real Obamunist crime and fraud to report as it is"  And you're right.  But we're talking mental health here.  After unloading your Purdey Side-by-Side on some leftist asshat (unlawful), photochopping the enemy is the next best catharsis.  And it's in the game rules (Alinsky 13 ). I've taken the original, and posted it here —  in a ready to use photochop format.  Have at it. Click-click

Balance the budget with DoD Cuts ...

As I was saying ... we expected

“ Democrats press Pentagon for more cuts... Panetta Weighs Military Cuts Once Thought Out of Bounds... ...reductions in medical, retirement benefits ”

Fat very rich commies ...

OCCUPY    Michael Moore wants you to be mindful of people who try to create divisions ...

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I heard not a word of the sermon yesterday ...

Church distractions

The FLY PARTY

Name Change Notice

Ann Coulter renaming OWS the FLEA PARTY was properly brilliant.   However, with the disclosure that the  Obama sponsered ACORN is behind the movement, I think the lowly flea is too benign.  Filthy yes, but not filthy enough.  So, from now on it will be THE FLY PARTY on this site.  PS: As with everything on this blog that I create, you have free and unfettered use (acknowledgment appreciated, but not necessary).  You're welcome.

That chant is a solid defense for manslaughter ...

OCCUPY  Begging the question ..

“ 1.) Occupy DC: Social justice through knocking down old ladies -- On Friday night, a howling mob of Occupy DC geniuses stormed the Washington Convention Center, blocked traffic, hurt some elderly people, and kept parents with small children and a woman in a wheelchair from leaving. All because there was somebody inside they didn't like. So where were the cops? TheDC's Matthew Boyle reports: "Americans For Prosperity staffers told The Daily Caller that Washington, D.C. 911 operators hung up on them four times when they asked for extra police to help them deal with the Occupy DC protesters ... . 2.) More on the Occupy DC attack mob -- TheDC's Michelle Fields was also on the receiving end of the Occupy movement's respect for women Friday night. You can watch her report from the Washington Convention Center here. And here she is describing the peacefully belligerent, calmly shrieking protesters: "They targeted the individuals at the event by blocking off all of the exits of the building so that no one could leave and blocked off all intersections around the convention center so that no cars could pass through ... ” ... do the good people in DC know they have the right to carry?     Jim Treacher

Men's Warehouse, the Barbra Streisand of the Corporate World.

Sir Winston Churchill "An Appeaser is One Who Feeds a Crocodile, Hoping It Will Eat Him Last"

“ Last night, a reporter for the Contra Costa Times and Oakland Tribune photographed a surprising sign in the window of the Men’s Warehouse Oakland store The sign reads “We stand with the 99%. Closed Wednesday November 2.” That’s the day the Occupy Wall Street movement in Oakland called for a general strike. Men’s Warehouse is a publicly traded corporation (MW on the New York Stock Exchange) that takes in over $2 billion a year selling suits, with a net profit of over $67 million last year. So a company that caters to capitalists and businessmen chose to strike against its customers in support of the socialist, communist, anarchist movement that has violently clashed with police in Oakland and has had scores of reports of degenerate behavior across the country, ranging from numerous rapes to defecating on a police car. [Occupy Men's Warehouse, cont] Given the Oakland location, it's likely that the store manager indulged her inner commie here.  Nevertheless,  she may have exposed Men's Warehouse  executives to charges of  criminal negligence !  That's right.  The concept of turning a business profit may be obscene to the OCCUPY asshats, but corporate officers  have a legal fiduciary responsibility to investors!  If the company's profits now decline, which is likely in this economy (who wears a suit while drinking beer and watching tv in bed?), here's what to do.  Buy a share of MW.   I'll instruct  Barn Army solicitor Chuck Martel to file a class action lawsuit claiming a buyer disgust causation.   It's a win-win.  Chuck gets 50%, I get a 15% finder fee, and y'all get the rest.  It's the American way.  ”        WCBM Radio

Child Court

Only in a blue state

“ A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Washington, DC courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. ” Bastids!    Tom Mann

Hope, Job, and Cash blah-blah-blah

http://www.dont-sir-me.blogspot.com/

Then Cut His Balls Off ...

John Boehner at the Wheel where he belongs

John Boehner Dedicated to Helping Super Committee Succeed Speaker John Boehner doubled down today on the need for the Joint Committee on Deficit Reduction to come to a deal, saying he’ll do everything he can to help its members “reach a successful outcome.” “It has to work, and I am committed to ensuring that it works,” the Ohio Republican said on ABC’s “This Week.” [Full Roll Call] ” “It has to work ...?"  The only way this clandestine Super Committee abortion can work is to give Democrats what they wanted in the first place.  More spending, with any real budget cuts coming out of the DOD's hide.  God save us from Democrats and their handmaidens.

The Amazing Ranulph Fiennes

The Real ''Most Interesting Man in the World" Sir Ranulph Fiennes Of Whom I knew nothing about Provincial colonist that I am wot

“ ” I think he could have been the best James Bond ever; certainly no worse than second to Sean Connery. Quite an amazing bloke, right out of Britain's past greatness. . source