HOOPS FOR HITLER ...

HOOPS FOR HITLER

“ Nice Deb Since the revenue will be going to Obama's campaign,  participting NBA players will be making a donation in kind. Oui?   Which means they will be liable to prosecution for violating the individual limit of what, $1000?,  if more than $30,000 is raised.  In addition,  the Obama Campaign will  be, or ought to be, fined for knowingly accepting those monies.  Am I missing something? ”

LAND HO!

LAND HO!

ODE TO A GOLDEN SHOWER ...

OCCUPY    A Golden Shower

“ ” On OWS: City Councilman Vallone Jr. (D-Queens) "Today they proved that they're able to piss off the 99% by stopping them from getting home" .....#OccupyWallStreet Thugs Threaten Small Children: ‘Follow Those Kids’ (Video) .....Former NYC Mayor Giuliani: "I'd Have Stopped Occupy Wall Street Protesters on Day One." and "OWS an embarrassment to nation and city" ..........Thousands of Anti-Wall Street Protesters Clashed With Cops ..........Occupy Portland Protesters Arrested With Explosive Devices, Gas Masks… EXPOSE OCCUPY WALL STREET....UNMASKING THE "SPONTANEOUS" GLOBAL MOVEMENT    WCBM

Ode to the welfare state

Ode to the Welfare State

A poem printed by the AP news service in 1949.  Not likely AP would print the same today but this poem could have been written just yesterday. thoR

Irena Sendler and Al Gore

Noble v Nobel

“ According to Nobel's will, the Peace Prize shall be awarded to the person who “     ...shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses. [Wikipedia] Reader -B put this on today's menu with this E-mail- I can’t believe I’ve never seen a comment about this (which I just discovered): http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/sendler.asp. Specifically, the paragraphs at the bottom that states she was probably nominated for the Peace Prize in 2007, but lost out to ManBearPig, Al Gore. If only she had saved 2501 children, she might have won. Of all the Nobel Prize categories, are any as subject to political agendizing as Peace?  Which is what's happened.  Here's the actual new bastardized criteria. “ “     ...shall have done the most or the best work to further the aggrandizement of leftist causes,  promote  the United Nations agenda,  and  bring the United States into disrepute. ” Truth is, neither Irena Sendler, nor Al Gore remotely qualify under the dictate of Alfred Nobel's will. Since Irena Sendler is Catholic, she may be worthy of sainthood,  for saving the lives of 2500 Jewish kids/infants from NAZI I.  As it is, her good deeds are today remembered, which is probably the greatest reward any of us can hope for. What did Al Gore, who won the prize in 2007  do?  Really. Please, tell me how lending his celebrity to the climate change hysteria helped  anyone,  save for researchers who reaped millions in government grants?   In fact, the case has been made that Al Gore is responsible for the starvation of thousands, possibly millions, as grain products are diverted from food tables to  making bio-fuels. He truly deserves criminal prosecution for his role in this scheme.  He is insane, however. ”

The "5-WAY" --

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets HOLLYWOOD SEX KIT

“ The "5-way" Caution: careless use of makeup may result in Richard Simmons. ”

Tha Data Farmer on HBO! Brilliant ---

A Great Television Series Begets A Great Television Series

“ As we examine the fabric of the cosmos ever more closely, we may well find far more surprises than anyone ever imagined. Take me, for example. I seem real enough, don't I? Well, yes. But surprising new clues are emerging that everything, you and I, and even space, itself, may actually be a kind of hologram. That is: everything we see and experience, everything we call our familiar three-dimensional reality, may be a projection of information that's stored on a thin, distant two-dimensional surface, sort of the way the information for this hologram is stored on this thin piece of plastic. [THE FABRIC OF THE COSMOS: WHAT IS SPACE?] The PBS series "The Fabric of Space" is the greatest series about space, the cosmos, and Einsteinian stuff I have ever watched.  That show Morgan Freeman does?  I thought that was good, but it's now relegated to  C- mediocrity by comparison.  I'm speaking not as a physicist or mathematician— I chose my college major on the basis of the fewest number of required math credits (Journalism=0), but as a regular guy who is fascinated by it all.   Longtime habitués know of my interest in the subject.  My heroes are people who can write  this stuff like they're writing a short story. Or people who could build a computer.  They are gods.    Anyway, what makes this series so great is its use of ingenius comparative narrative  and graphics to let us dummies grasp  "space-time," and all the other mind-blowing stuff .  “ DAVID KAISER (Massachusetts Institute of Technology): It's mind-blowing that you and I will not agree on measurements of time. Isn't time separate from us, right? Why should my measurement of time depend on how I am moving, or how you're moving? That, that doesn't make any sense. ” You can watch all of them here (I've watched the first episode 10 times (I go to bed listening). It won't make sense, but it doesn't make sense to anyone.  It is through scientific rigor, and I don't mean the Algore-AGW crap, that we know it's sound and immutable physical law.  Until God changes things again. .  But Wait!  That's not what this is about.   The begetting of a television series.  This is brilliant. The core concept comes from the opening quote. “   .... everything we see and experience, everything we call our familiar three-dimensional reality, may be a projection of information that's stored on a thin, distant two-dimensional surface, sort of the way the information for this hologram is stored on this thin piece of plastic ” No less a brainiac than Stanford's Leonard Susskind says he's inclined to accept the "hologram" theory as real.  It  means that, in this illusionary world we live in, everything that has happened, or will happen,  is already catalogued and stored (it's how Santa Claus KNOWS!) .  So here's my idea for the television series. I'm going to call it THE INFO FARMER. It's about a guy who finds a way to slice time in a manner that allows him to "mine" the genealogy of every person who ever lived.  DOB, name, parentage, death, etc.  A Mormon's dream.  In the first episode, our hero the Info Farmer (his name is William Boyd (after my favorite cowboy) releases this startling news to the Daily Planet.  Dwight David Eisenhower died in Nantes, France, on January 19th, 1945! Would you watch this show (on HBO) to find out what happened? I think you would.  The stuff you can do with this device are endless.  Now ...  I need one of two things to bring this to fruition. $20 million seed money for development, or Somebody to read this and fly me out to Hollywood, and buy the series with me as executive producer. I think you  call this "networking."  Wire me at pecksnif-AT-verizon.net.  Drinks on the house!! ”

GADGET Wine glass and pizza fork

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets

“ The perfect wine glass (shown ¼ scale), and the genius pizza fork WHY WE WIN! ”    Wine glass by cuzzin ricky

Peeping Bear ...

POLICE BLOTTER

In the end, he was assaulted

Illegals decide to make nice ,,,,

Illegals      How's your forbearance level doing?

“ ”   Frank 'n Evvy

Dippen' Pippen

Ginger Dippin' the Pippan

“ Pippa Middleton, English party planner, socialite and sister of Kate,  was the maid of honour at her sister's wedding to Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, second in the line of succession to Elizabeth II's sixteen thrones.  It appears Prince Harry (aka "randy" Harry) had ideas about sampling some bloodline sausage.  [MORE] ”

TSA Mysteries

Questions Without Answers What happens to things fliers leave on airplanes?

“ Like bras and underpants? ”

JAIL CORZINE ...

Jon Corzine machine guns America

“ Ann Barnhardt, a hedge broker specializing in cattle and grain, is quitting the brokerage portion of her business, and has posted an announcement as to why. Big deal? Uh, yeah. [Full] “ Don sent me this from BizzyBlog. Ann Barnhardt  is a favorite here, so this is very, very disturbing.  It's one thing to know the chickens are coming to roost, quite another when they do. The reason for my decision to pull the plug was excruciatingly simple: I could no longer tell my clients that their monies and positions were safe in the futures and options markets – because they are not. And this goes not just for my clients, but for every futures and options account in the United States. The entire system has been utterly destroyed by the MF Global collapse. Given this sad reality, I could not in good conscience take one more step as a commodity broker, soliciting trades that I knew were unsafe or holding funds that I knew to be in jeopardy. The futures markets are very highly-leveraged and thus require an exceptionally firm base upon which to function. That base was the sacrosanct segregation of customer funds from clearing firm capital, with additional emergency financial backing provided by the exchanges themselves. Up until a few weeks ago, that base existed, and had worked flawlessly. Firms came and went, with some imploding in spectacular fashion. Whenever a firm failure happened, the customer funds were intact and the exchanges would step in to backstop everything and keep customers 100% liquid – even as their clearing firm collapsed and was quickly replaced by another firm within the system. Everything changed just a few short weeks ago. A firm, led by a crony of the Obama regime, stole all of the non-margined cash held by customers of his firm. Let’s not sugar-coat this or make this crime seem “complex” and “abstract” by drowning ourselves in six-dollar words and uber-technical jargon. Jon Corzine STOLE the customer cash at MF Global. Knowing Jon Corzine, and knowing the abject lawlessness and contempt for humanity of the Marxist Obama regime and its cronies, this is not really a surprise. What was a surprise was the reaction of the exchanges and regulators. Their reaction has been to take a bad situation and make it orders of magnitude worse. Specifically, they froze customers out of their accounts WHILE THE MARKETS CONTINUED TO TRADE, refusing to even allow them to liquidate. This is unfathomable. Here are some (maybe all) of Ann's videos.  I do recognize in Ann Barnhardt someone whose political awareness has grown to envelop every aspect of her life (ahem), and there is a potential danger in that - if she's wrong, for instance.  In some respects she reminds me of  Missy Kelly, a researcher (here in Letters) whose vision and sense of history drove her nearly mad. But she was right. PS - I've added BizzyBlog to the blogroll. ”

Fly Party Civil War

OCCUPY    Will the irony ever end? jodi

Beating Hippie to Glenn Miller

OCCUPY    Play it again Sam Cops Beating up Hippies to the Glenn Miller Orchestra

“ Featuring old favorites: Serenade in Black and Blue String 'em up Earl American Patrol Beat them Daddy, Use the Bar In the Mood to whack-a-hippie At Last Deporting Conchita Marquita Lolita Pepita Rosita Juanita Lopez Arraigned in Room 1411 Have Ya Got A Gun, Chum? Little Brown Mug I'm In the Mood - Play it Again Sam ”   Alear, via BigFurHat,

Knock Knock Who's There? Natalie Wood ------

HLLYWD Sheriff's Department reopens Natalie Wood case

“ Q: What kind of wood doesn't float? A:Natalie Wood Q. Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat? A. She wanted to wash up on shore. Q.What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood could have used? A. A good stroke. ca. 1981 Natalie Wood ( Associated Press ) The inflatable dinghy used by 34-year-old actress Natalie Wood, sits moored after it washed up on the rocks on Catalina Island on Nov. 30, 1981. Patrolmen discovered the actress' body 200 yards off Blue Cavern Point on Catalina Island, 100 yards away from the yacht Splendour, after a seven-hour search. I fell in love with Natalie Wood after seeing her in 1963's Love with the Proper Stranger, costarring Steve McQueen.  Aside from the tasteless jokes (it's American to joke about tragedies - shhhhhh), I remember rumors that she was involved in a 3-way with husband Robert Wagner (of whom I knew nothing) and Christopher Walken (of whom I knew even less).  Why is this being reopened?  Well, it's Hollywood; this is the 30th anniversary; so do the math.  Damn she was pretty;  looked very much like my future bride. Hmmmm. ”

Stuff that bounces

More Obama gun tricks ..

Obama Pushing Shooters Off Public Lands

“ "As I said, I have never favored an all-out ban on handguns. What I think we can provide is common-sense approaches to the issue of illegal guns that are ending up on the streets."   Candidate Barack Obama, 2008 “ He was lying of course.  The guy had a documented history of gun-nuttery even then.  As president however, his administration had problems finding these "illegal guns that are ending up on the streets,"  yeah?  His answer was the rubbish Operation Fast and Furious.  It didn't quite work out the way his people hoped, which was to present piles of illegal guns (they had provided to Messican drug gangs)as prima facie.  Anyway, Sid just linked me to Obama Pushing Shooters Off Public Lands .  Say this for the Gomer from Kenya, he has stick-to-itiveness.   via Washington Whispers Gun owners who have historically been able to use public lands for target practice would be barred from potentially millions of acres under new rules drafted by the Interior Department, the first major move by the Obama administration to impose limits on firearms. Officials say the administration is concerned about the potential clash between gun owners and encroaching urban populations who like to use same land for hiking and dog walking. "It's not so much a safety issue. It's a social conflict issue," said Frank Jenks, a natural resource specialist with Interior's Bureau of Land Management, which oversees 245 million acres. He adds that urbanites "freak out" when they hear shooting on public lands. [Read about the subpoena issued as a result of Operation Fast and Furious.] Everyone in this Administration ought be on a "wanted poster." ”

Run you chicken turkey!---

Kid wants to turn a turkey into a chicken

“ "Gobble Gobble" - President G.W. Bush ”

Parental-fail

GUN NUTS ParentingFail

“ Starter ↓ pistol  I saw this Parenting FailBlog pic of the little girl the other day; it stuck in my craw.  There's a difference between having a healthy (knowledgeable) respect for guns, dogs, male erections, etc,, and growing up being neurotic about stuff.  You tell me which of the two is f'd-up?  ”