Barney Frank Takes Position

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Bagel Bread

Like Madame Curry who was trying to make French toast and invented curry, I did Bagel Bread! Kind of. Last week I started  making bagels using the King Arthur recipe I've had good look with.  I just throw everything into my bread machine and select "Dough" cycle.  About an hour or so later the  dough was ready (filling the entire bread pan with fluffy dough) However, I no longer felt like going throgh the water bath/oven bake drill.  I selecced the "Bake" button on the machine and walked away. What happened was this, a Bagel Bread loaf. Holy Mack'el Andy!   It is the best bread (when toasted) I've made, and  I be 'making me some good bread lately. .

Nice Legs

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed

Palin Gears Up!

Palin Reloads for 2014 Elections with SarahPAC Video “ Not Sarah, But Same Enthusiasm In a sign of how active Sarah Palin (aka Sarah Connor) intends to be in influencing the 2014 elections, SarahPAC, Sarah Palin's Political Action Committee, released a video on Wednesday meant to ignite independents, conservatives, and Tea Partiers for the 2014 midterm elections. These voters propelled Republican candidates in the historic 2010 midterm elections that saw Republicans take back the House of Representatives on the backs of Tea Party voters. Titled "Loaded for Bear," the video shows footage and headlines from mainstream media outlets like Politico referring to Palin as a "kingmaker" and conservative outlets like Fox News acknowledging how successfully Palin has used her star-power to help elect conservative candidates to office. ”

Gambling Man

WHAT GUMMINT DOES          Gambling Man “ I'm not a gambler but I found this article by Damian Housman interesting. A few days ago I read an article (below) that said that Nevada has approved an online gaming license for 888, the online poker and gambling company, based in Gibraltar. I first learned of 888 while traveling in Greece nearly three years ago. Their billboards were absolutely everywhere, and all featured their spokes model, Julia. Now, it seems, I'll be able to actually play on their site. This will not impact anyone living outside Nevada who wants to sign up, but for those of us who do live there, this is a welcome event. It's just a matter of time, I guess. Until now, I've been playing on World Poker Tour (a not-for-money site), and very occasionally America's Cardroom (a money site). America's Cardroom incorporates a site I joined many years ago, Doyle's Room (which had been owned by poker star Doyle Brunson), but it has too few members playing at any one time to be certain of a game. I attempted to sign up, but was unable to. They still haven't updated their software to allow Americans, specifically Nevadans, to join. In fact, I sent 888 an e-mail asking about joining, when my attempt to failed, and they sent me the usual form response saying they don’t allow Americans to play. I sent a second e-mail, asking about the article, below. This is their response: “888 is very pleased to announce that the Nevada Gaming Commission has recently approved the licensing of 888 as an Interactive Gaming Service Provider, allowing 888 to work with licensed Nevada operators to offer legalized online Poker to players physically located in the US state of Nevada. This makes 888 one of the first online gaming companies to be licensed by any US jurisdiction. Skoonj, unfortunately we can’t give you final timelines yet, but we look forward to working with our Nevada partners and to the re-launching of 888's online poker offering in Nevada in the near future, so watch out for further news!” OK, so we have bad news (no poker yet) and good news (it is indeed coming), and between the lines news. Notice that the article, below, and the most recent e-mail response, mention “Nevada partners.” Indeed, the article states: “the license will allow 888 to power Caesars Interactive Entertainment's WSOP poker brand, and support slot machine manufacturer WMS Gaming in offering an online product to its customers.” OK, so what does that mean? It means that 888 will work with Caesars Interactive Entertainment (Caesars owns the World Series of Poker, and there is a WSOP interactive game), as well as slots manufacturer WMS Gaming. I think I once told you that Caesars is a big time supporter of Harry Reid, Barack Obama, and the Democrats generally. Considering where they have properties (Las Vegas, the Chicago suburbs, etc.), they virtually have to grease many Democrat palms. But this is hugely different. And, it puts in context the entire charade we went through of shutting down internet poker, then reconstituting it only when Caesars, Reid, Obama, and the Democrats can take a huge cut. This is how our politicians operate these days. They fleece us in every way imaginable. Skoonj (Damian Housman) ”

Alabama Weeps

The Humanity                           Sheesh—you already own football ''The better team won, but only by one.'' Why is Jodi crying?  It makes me feel terrible.  Oh - never mind.

So this elephant goes to a party

Animal Catharsis “ The punchline made us think of today's GOP. Hope you like it- Juice ”

"...the seriousness of the charge"

Provoking Unrest                  HELTER SKELTER  DHS To Buy 360,000 More Rounds of Hollow Point Ammunition March 25, 2013 While the Department of Homeland Security continues to ignore members of Congress demanding to know why the federal agency is engaged in an apparent arms build-up, the DHS has just announced it plans to purchase another 360,000 rounds of hollow point ammunition to add to the roughly 2 billion bullets already bought over the past year. “   "There is no evidence, but the seriousness of the charge requires that we investigate this. " (Tom Foley's reason for investigating Reagan's alleged November surprise)             One can only conclude that the Administration is preparing to do war against the United States—us! Meaning they expect their Helter-Skelter reorganization plan is nearing the flash point. I'm just saying,.based on my understanding of world history.  The House ought issue a warrant for Napolitano's arrest and let the legalities sort themselves out.  It goes beyond saying anymore that Obama impeachment procedure should begin today.  Today. ”

'cause there was no Clinton or Obama

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cuzzin"cop a feel" ricky

General Mad Dog Mattis

TRANSITION “Mad Dog Mattis ... most revered Marine in a generation.” He rubbed civilian officials the wrong way “ Gen. James Mattis, known to his troops as “Mad Dog Mattis,” is retiring after 41 years of military service. 1. “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.” (San Diego Union Tribune) 2. “The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.” (Business Insider) 3. “Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment (in American democracy) and kill every one of them until they’re so sick of the killing that they leave us and our freedoms intact.” (San Diego Union Tribune) 4. “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.” (San Diego Union Tribune) — More of "the best quotes" The Marine Corps Times is calling Mattis the “most revered Marine in a generation.” Mattis has been commander of the United States Central Command since 2010 and led the 1st Marine Division into Iraq in 2003. According to reports, President Barack Obama decided to force the Marine Corps legend out early because he rubbed civilian officials the wrong way, and forced them to answer tough questions regarding Iran. Mattis was an inspirational leader of men and his powerful words will go down in history.   New Marine Uniform Janet  was "one tough bitch"  who often "beat the snot out of me. She  made me the man I am today." The rumor mill (uncomfirmed) has it that Obama will replace Gen. Mattis with J'anus "Buckwheat" Napolitano, twin brother of Homeland Security Czar Janet Napolitano.  Below, his (partial) CV Graduate of Valentino Garavani wedding dress design seminar. (1993) Regional Coordinator (with rank of General) in the ACORN BRIGADE FOR JUSTICE 2008 Assistant Manager of Tuscon AZ Taco Bell 2010-2010 ” cuzzin "half-track" ricky

Clap Clap Clap - They're Invaders

Mexican Invaders (Illegal) Immigrants Held in Solitary Cells, Often for Weeks Nearly half are isolated for 15 days or more, the point at which psychiatric experts say they are at risk for severe mental harm, with about 35 detainees kept for more than 75 days. While the records do not indicate why immigrants were put in solitary blah-blah-blah Here's the tragedy of it.  Only some illegals are in these straits. Ahem cuzzin "jose can you see" ricky ”

The day ain't over yet

STUFF I've done used up all the words, historical comparisons, disapprobation, and purple prose to describe this Obama government.  In point—I just picked three dates at random to see whether I could repost that day's entire postage  today,  without causing undue confusion about what the hell I was talking about.  Wednesday, February 03, 2010   Monday, July 27, 2009  Sunday, March 28, 2010 See? During the Clinton occupation I was certain that not a single day passed without some lie being uttered by them.  In Obama's case, it's pretty much impeachable offenses that bombard us daily.  I pretty much said it all on Wednesday, November 05, 2008.  Every single thing that's followed was predictable. So I get bored.  What if my entire universe is in my head?  All of it, and obeying cosmic  rules that demand a certain continuity?  But I can invent things that allow change— like if I press this dot  (.)  right now, all of Washington will disappear and I'll be here all lovely.  Let's try it. Oh well, not blogging like a fool has had benefits.  I do stuff.  Right now it's baking and cooking, but I see a return to inventing coming on.  I have the urges.  Now.I'm going to look at my mail for the first time in two days, find something smiley, and post it right here “ from The Examiner What do more people have access to: toilets or cell phones? If you guessed the latter, you'd be correct. A new United Nations study found that more people around the world have access to a cell phone than to a working toilet. Of the world's 7 billion people, 6 billion have access to phones. Only about 4.5 billion have access to toilets. India alone is responsible for 60 percent of the world's population that don't have working toilets -- about 626 million people. Compare that to the 1 billion cell phones in India. In response, the United Nations is launching an effort to halve the number of those without access to toilets by the end of 2015. Thom the manly Mann ”

Lucy's last name is Pelosi

Catharsis             LOL R. Metzeroni

Pre Nup

PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT SENIOR STYLE An elderly couple in their 70's were about to get married. She said: I want to keep my house. He said: That's fine with me. She said: I want to keep my Cadillac. He said: That's fine with me. She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week. He said: Put me down for Fridays.

BONUS LAUGH  Georgetown being ousted in the first round by FGCU?!  LOL . FGCU looks like something we'd  say to the Hoyas in these parts.

Francois

man cave

The 24/7 News Cycle                                                                                       Trying to fill it is a bitch when you're not allowed to report any democrat negative.

People Who Forget Stuff

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As seen

Goat Screamer

Great Commentary

From Sondo

MD-Alabama

A Fine Proposition If you're watching Jodi-Lou, I have a proposition.  If youse guys are able to beat Stanford tomorrow, I will buy you court side tickets to the the Maryland game— for you and Mr. Jodi—if you'll wear a Maryland shirt and send me pictures of you in the crowd, with tears in your eyes, after the game!  Are you in?

Wedgie Boys

The 24/7 News Cycle                                                                                       Trying to fill it is a bitch when you're not allowed to report any democrat negative.

Key Stroke

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