Today's Memo

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Today's Word - Make that a double

skank (skngk)
n.

1.  One who is disgustingly foul or filthy and often
considered sexually promiscuous. Used especially
of a woman or girl.
2.  Disgusting or vulgar matter; filth.
3.  A rhythmic dance performed to reggae or ska music,
characterized by bending forward, raising the knees, and
 extending the hands.

intr.v. skanked, skank·ing, skanks Hillary, Chelsea Clinton
To dance the skank.

[Of Jamaican origin.]
skanky adj.

Put Down the lot

Today's Best Put Down “ Connecticut's "Mad Dogs" 1st district While my memory is fallible,  I do seem to remember watching an episode of The Dog Whisperer when Cesar "there are no bad dogs" Millan: admitted that, sometimes, you do run across one that cannot be helped, and must be put down.  I was reminded of that by cuzzin ricky this morning -- "Another asshole that needs to be NOT re-elected."  The asshole is Rep. John Larson (D., Conn.), He complains that “this is simply not fair!" What's not fair Rep. Larson? It's not fair that members of congress are saddled with the  inferior and expensive Obamacare.  "More to the point, why did Rep. Larson vote to impose on the country a health coverage system that is simply not fair?" asks Robert Book. Our brave new government dynamic suggests that any constituency who elected any democrat to office in the past five years are themselves mad dogs, and cannot be taught to reason.  They have to be put down. for the greater good, else this insanity will prevail. .  Sorry; I don't make the rules. ”

Our duty seems pretty clear, wot

Nanny State: One regulation away from total bliss          Obama's Police State                Between 2009 and 2011, IRS audits against small businesses increased 32%. Federal warrants against businesses have also increased substantially with many of the raids conducted by SWAT teams. “I think people have gotten the idea that there’s an Orwellian state out there that somehow we’re operating in. That’s far from the case” Janet Napolitano - Homeland Czar It didn't help that I'd just finished watching National Geographic: Inside North Korea (→) when C/R alerted me to The IRS And DOJ Raid Small Businesses With Paramilitary, Gestapo Style Tactics .   “At 8:00 a.m. on January 18, 2012, 40 -50 heavily armed, hostile government agents raided Mountain Pure water, scaring the dickens out of everyone in the building. John Stacks (a Republican) and his  son Ryan, an attorney, were not allowed to enter the building. Why? According to Miller, one of the agents told him, "we're the federal government and we can do anything we want to." Stacks' "crime" stems from financial records being sought regarding a FEMA loan he got after a tornado destroyed one of his properties in May of 2008. The harassment started about a year and a half later, he said, on a loan he's never been late in  paying. [full story and blow me Janet] Is there anything that needs saying?  Probably not , but I'll say it anyway.  The people running our government today, and the people vying to run it tomorrow—and I include the preposterous candidacies of not just Hillary Clinton,  but Jeb Bush (and any other GOP mfcs) who share  her ideology which do not include  values like  national sovereignty,  or freedom from a totalitarian government in their worldviews.  No more Clintons.  No more Democrats of any stripe.  Nobody endorsed by the GOP.   whole last paragraph deleted

Good Starts

Catharsis As seen

Shrinkage is inevitable

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed

Age of Innocence

\LOLLIPOPS Before Liberals assigned their guilt to everything innocent

pot and kettle

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Downton Abbey

Should Be To the Manor Born “ I feel so ashamed.  I've gone and got myself hooked on Downton Abbey, an early twentieth century Brit (Masterpiece Theater) soap opera.  Never did  bother with that "Upstairs-Downstairs" thing that was all the rage in the 1970's; something I dismissed as only fitting for women, pussies and shut-ins.  I think it was much like Downton; focused on  the relationship between the landed gentry and their servants.  I adore Downton Abbey (so far; the smart money says I won't finish it).  It has everything; women to lust after, villains to hate; and nice furniture. I was—am— someone who always felt more comfortable with the past.  My (and cuzzin ricky's) Granny was from a lower echelon of the English  landed class.  Family owned orchards, and had a nice stone manse.  Against her family's wishes, she fell in love with a  divinity student graduate, not of her class, and ran off to America with him.  When he was dragged to his death (after siring four daughters likety-split),  by horses spooked by a passing automobile's back-fire, she became a house servant in the South Dakota governor's mansion.  Scrubbed floors.  Later, when my own father was crowned by a Nazi mortar shell, she moved in to care for us while mom worked. I respect a culture that hangs horse thieves straight away, and where a gentleman would never utter the word "fuck"  in front of a proper lady.  The Great War saw the end of that storybook era in England, but I would have been comfortable in it, as Lord or footman, although I am better suited to Droit du seigneur  than to polishing the silver. PS   After watching the first season on NetFlix,  I was flummoxed to discover that was all they had.  So, for the first time, I found something useful in Amazon's Prime instant watch video service; they have the full set.   ”

Obamashit

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Remember when Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue?  Then Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic? And when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large thighs? Now KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket."  It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken shit. Just keeping you up to date..... cuzzin ricky

Stacy, Tracy .. what's the diff?

You know that fantasy? This would be it

The Head Pimp

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As seen

Come Onnnnnnnnnnnn BIG!

THE BIG! Maryland's inaugural  Big Ten football schedule.  Wow . Not this year.  2015 “ One more year of playing in the minor leagues before we move up to the  Big.  Fk the ACC. I can't wait.  Wait a minute!  WTF is going on?  What about 2014?  That's supposed to be our move to the BIG TEN.  WTFF? ”

IRS buying "surveillance equipment"

Nanny State: One regulation away from total bliss          The Police State                IRS Buying Spying Equipment: Covert Cameras in Coffee Trays, Plants ...               “ The IRS wants to secure the surveillance equipment quickly – it posted a solicitation on June 6 and is looking to close the deal by Monday, June 10.  The agency already has a company lined up for the order but is not commenting on the details. “The Internal Revenue Service intends to award a Purchase Order to an undisclosed Corporation,” reads the solicitation. “The following descriptions are vague due to the use and nature of the items,” it says. [Full] My editorial response to this sinister news is to post  Della Gestapo Ultima Orgia / ultima orgia del Terzo Reich (via YouTube) in its entirety.  The work of famed European film makers  Cesare Canevari and Antonio Lucarella, it was deemed so important that foreign subtitles were commissioned.   ALERT! As is the case with candid totalitarian brutality film, there are some graphic nudity scenes to contend with, so be prepared.  The acting in this docudrama is just stellar.  I feel it's incumbent upon us, the part-time smartest generation, to educate younger generations about what they can expect from the  IRS/Obamastapo, unless he is stopped.   Yes.  The same government they are largely responsible for empowering, especially the women. You're Welcome ”

Peope we have contempt for

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Give 'em the boot right in the fruit

When Democrats are in charge                                                Why we can't have nice things anymore II “ 'If I wanted to see your emails or your wife’s phone, all I have to do is use intercepts. I can get your emails, passwords, phone records, credit cards,' said Snowden. 'I do not want to live in a world where everything I do and say is recorded.' The NSA makes no distinction between friendly and hostile countries, according to Snowden, and its reach is essentially unlimited." - - Edward Snowden ”  Pic via Metzger

Tom Ammiano, another SanFran pervert

When Democrats are in charge                                                Why we can't have nice things anymore “ San Francisco Assemblyman Tom Ammiano has been pushing a bill through the Legislature which has the potential of turning all schools into beta test sites for social experiments. AB 1266 would require a student to be permitted to use the male or female bathrooms and locker rooms in public schools, based on the student’s gender self-identification. Lawmakers who support this bill claim they are protecting civil rights by creating laws for transgender persons. [I am not making this up] You know what I thought of while reading this?  A movie I recently started to watch, Shooter, about a sniper.  That's right.  I quit watching the movie because I  cannot watch Danny Glover anymore than I can stomach the legion of  Tom Ammianos in this country.  Click-click.  Someone, please, make the case that people like this ought not be dropped into a volcano.  Marc Miller ”

A Life of Hard Labor

The Road To Perdition Began on 3rd and C Streets, N.W. No.  Not the aptly named War Dept.

Retro Loo Loos