A Harsh Critic

Al Gore's microphone fails while quoting Jesus Say Amen

Shit Sandwich, Personified

You've heard the term"Shit Sandwich?" Timmy the Walker

Will Nothing SHUT HER UP?!?

STFU!

Today's Spotlite on the UN's Utter Worthlessness

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Mmmmmmm, Bubble and Squeek

I'll see your Haggis, and raise you one grilled bone marrow

Share? I don't think so.

Comeuppances, too

Liberal Incuntations

Liberal Culture

“ Even hidebound Euros realize ... MULTICULTURALISM IS A FAILURE But American Liberals, not so much ... roots of violent Islamism are not “superficial but deep” and can be found “in the extremist minority that now, in every European city, preach hatred of the West and our way of life.” German Chancellor Angela Merkel declared that in Germany, multiculturalism has “utterly failed.” Both Australia’s ex-prime minister John Howard and Spain’s ex-prime minister Jose Maria Aznar reached the same conclusion about multiculturalism in their countries. British Prime Minister David Cameron has warned that multiculturalism is fostering extremist ideology and directly contributing to homegrown Islamic terrorism. UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage said the United Kingdom’s push for multiculturalism has not united Britons but pushed them apart. It has allowed for Islam to emerge despite Britain’s Judeo-Christian culture. Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair said the roots of violent Islamism are not “superficial but deep” and can be found “in the extremist minority that now, in every European city, preach hatred of the West and our way of life.” The bottom line is that much of the Muslim world is at war with Western civilization. There’s no question that the West has the military might to thwart radical Islam’s agenda. The question up for grabs is whether we have the intelligence to recognize the attack and the will to defend ourselves from annihilation. [Human Events] ”

Clean that pot, Cheap!

STUFF I INVENTED                  so you don't have to

At the risk of outraging the baristas out there; I do not clean my coffee pot after every use.  In fact, since Feb 9, 2013; never.  The opening is so small that I can't get my hand in there, so, alas; my Walmart coffee quality suffers more with each pot brewed.  I looked on-line for pot cleaners, and what the hell; $36?? Last night it came to me.  Efferdent denture cleaner.  What you see here is the result after three applications and believe me, that sumbitch was BLACK!.  You're welcome. Mr. Coffee Coffeemaker Cleaner for All Automatic Drip Coffeemakers, 2-Ounce Box (Pack of 9) by Mr. Coffee $39.49 $35.91 ($1.99/packet)  Only 9 left in stock - order soon. $34.11 ($1.90/packet) Subscribe & Save Save more with monthly Subscribe & Save deliveries. More Buying Choices

Taste of Asia Deivered

Sweet deal You know how you can pass someone and her (or his if you're ...) pheromones are so powerfully attractive that you are drawn like a magnet?  It's natures way of helping people mate.  Anyway, a few weeks ago I saw this "Taste of Asia" sweet chili sauce while shopping.  To my knowledge I have never had sweet chili sauce before, but there was such a powerful, what?  "flavomone?" transmitted that—I am not making this up—that I wanted to uncap a bottle and drink it on the spot.  Bad form, especially when other shoppers are around, so I bought it.  As soon as I got home I did just that; uncapped and swigged. I have never done anything like that before, and guess what?  It is freaking wonderful.  I started putting it on everything, so in quick order was running out.  Anyway, this is what I wanted to tell you.  I buy a lot of stuff, especially bulky, heavy stuff like 50 pound bags of flour, and paper towels, etc., from Walmart.  I mean, the prices range from great to competitive—and there is no tax, and no shipping charge on orders on $50.  I ordered a six pack of this stuff last Friday, along with a crap load of other stuff.  Yesterday Fed Ex pulled up at 9AM and left a box on my doorstep.  It was a partial delivery of the Sweet Chili Sauce. That's all.  Now, this stuff cost me maybe $2.59/bottle, so this was about a $15.50 order.  Delivered by Fed-X. Today Fed-X came again and dropped another partial delivery; one can Gold Bond powder spray, and two Almay hypo-allergenic deodorants.  More to come. Amazing.

Scotland, FWIW

—  You Berks

“ The Scotish Secession Movement in 50 Word$ The stakes are enormous for both the unionists, who want to keep the kingdom together, and the nationalists, who dream of inheriting the oil wealth of the North Sea without sharing any of it with haughty Old Blighty. No one knows, or can even imagine accurately, what would follow secession. [More Words] My sense is that if Scotland leaves G.B.,  it would have some effect on American attitudes about secession.  Can't say to what degree, but the very act would plant a winds of change sort of inevitability regarding the preferred (by many) secession of traditional American states from what is now a cesspool of lawlessness ruled by Liberal plantation owners; their crapload of illegals; and renegade judges.  However, since I value tradition, where it doesn't impact me,  I do hope that Scotland votes to  stay home on Thursday.  ”

Accoutrements

What is black and tan and would look great on BHO ? Answer : A Doberman Pinscher

cussin' cuzzin ricky

Lady of Spain I adore you ...

What I See Big Jay McNeely, "King of the Honking Saxophone," was no match for Les Paul's guitar stylings in the 1950s.   Enough already with that crap!  Play “Lady of Spain” or get off the fricken stage!

The Jummy Carter PLO Brigade

For all who believe the stories and propaganda about Israel's attacks on civilian targets*

“ This is a captured Palestinian garbage truck from Gaza .. The truck is set up to fire 9 Kasem rockets and then drive off innocently. The note pasted on the drivers door says “In case of traffic violations, please contact the Palestinian Authority”. The Israelis have evidence of ambulances and emergency vehicles set up the same way. Doesn’t it make you “warm and fuzzy” all over knowing that Obama just gave the Palestinians 400 million dollars of your tax dollars? Eddie Lowenstein *Which generally include just about everyone who will again vote for a Democrat Congress this November, and that will include a good many well heeled American Jews of the Hollywood ad Media  variety. ”

NEW BARN ARMY MOTTO

TODAY'S BARN ARMY Thanks To Staff Major Admiral Metzger; Chief B.A. Education Services

Why we can'r have nice things

Well, they've taken to manufacturing the accidental posing and ruined my whole Rorschach meme. Bastids  Tommy Lee Smith

Take Our Muslims, Please

U.N. to dump flood of Muslim refugees on U.S.

“ Displaced Syrians will likely make up the next big wave of Muslim refugees coming to America. In February, the State Department moved to ease the rules that protect the U.S. from accepting refugees with potential ties to terrorist organizations. The rules were seen as “too strict” Since the early 1990s, the United Nations high commissioner for refugees has selected more than 200,000 refugees from Islamic countries to be resettled in the United States. Most of them have come from Somalia and Iraq. Syria could soon be added to the mix in the midst of that country’s brutal civil war. The Obama administration has been greasing the skids for the Syrian refugees for months, WND has learned, and the refugees will soon be dumped on American cities throughout the U.S. In February, the State Department moved to ease the rules that protect the U.S. from accepting refugees with potential ties to terrorist organizations. The rules were seen as “too strict” by the refugee-resettlement groups that lobby Congress and the administration to continuously let in more Muslims from the war-torn Middle East. Then on Sept. 4, a U.S. State Department spokeswoman hinted at her daily press briefing that a new wave of refugees will soon be coming from another predominantly Muslim nation – Syria.   [FULL] Now more than ever we can appreciate the prescience displayed in the 1997 HBO  film, "The Second Civil War."  The film's premise is that the Administration's forced relocation of hundreds of thousands Pakistani refugees (India nuked them) to the United States leads to rebellion; first by Montana, and then spreading like wildfire, with state National Guard taking on American military. The film is a brilliant, often hilarious, satire of the media (CNN), the (Clinton) White House, and our open border policy.   If you've seen this film, you can see what's coming as these same situations take life.  I'm agog over how many of the "fantasy" scenarios are now become fact. ”

Plumbers

“ *Hillary's "Plumbers" Career State Department staffer accuses Hillary Clinton’s staff of sanitizing Benghazi records. *Wasn’t that what Richard Nixon called them? This comes perilously close to being ‘too bad to be true’ territory. Meet Ray Maxwell, former Deputy Assistant Secretary at the State Department – and one of the people fingered, then cleared, of wrongdoing in the Benghazi ambassador disaster.  (He since has retired, having served for over two decades. And also, yeah, the entire ‘pariah’ thing.) Mr. Maxwell is now testifying that Hillary Clinton loyalists organized a band of plumbers* to sanitize the relevant files between said disaster, and the inevitable investigation: When he arrived, Maxwell says he observed boxes and stacks of documents. He says a State Department office director, whom Maxwell described as close to Clinton’s top advisers, was there. Though the office director technically worked for him, Maxwell says he wasn’t consulted about her weekend assignment. “She told me, ‘Ray, we are to go through these stacks and pull out anything that might put anybody in the [Near Eastern Affairs] front office or the seventh floor in a bad light,’” says Maxwell. He says “seventh floor” was State Department shorthand for then-Secretary of State Clinton and her principal advisors. “I asked her, ‘But isn’t that unethical?’ She responded, ‘Ray, those are our orders.’ ” Full Monstrosity Here's the thing about all this.  There's been voluminous proof already presented—that's been made public!— of this Obama-Clinton Benghazi cover-up.  Same with the investigation into the Obama-Holder Operation Fast and Furious; yet  nothing gets done.  We all know why. e.g. Judge splits difference in Holder contempt suit Obama appointed Judge Amy Berman Jackson's ruling has the practical effect of putting Rep. Darrel Issa's investigation into Holder on ice (again).  Majority of Federal Appeals Court Judges Appointed by Democratic Presidents for First Time in more than 10 Years Iowa CBS Affiliate Runs Free Ad for Bruce Braley You sort of expect liberal media bias at the national level but this astounding segment from a local CBS affiliate out of Cedar Rapids, Iowa ought to count as a donation in kind to Democrat Bruce Braley. Under the guise of “reporting news,” watch as this segment gives the uninterrupted stage to Braley and his surrogates ... That last is symbolic of how the media have openly supported Democrats since Saturday Night Live's Chevy Chase made President Gerald Ford a bumbling laughing stock, in 1976;  and continuing into  the butchering of Sarah Palin in 2008.  My accountant has guesstimated that Brock received 54.6 trillion dollars of in-kind political donations from the media in 2008, and again in 2012.  ”

SIX_PACK HUMOR

Patriot Post Humor

Our Party, Our ... Fantasy

Our Party, Our History “ For more than 200 years, our party has led the fight for civil rights, health care, Social Security, workers’ rights, and women’s rights. We are the party of Barack Obama, John F. Kennedy, FDR, and the countless everyday Americans who work each day to build a more perfect union. Take a look at some of our accomplishments, and you’ll see why we’re proud to be Democrats. [Full] That's what I'm saying.  It is impossible to deal with people whose self righteous zealotry allow them to make shite up (see the bizarre Pelosi below), and then believe it's truth.  Communists do that too. ”

A professional virgin??

“ Human Barbie Sarah Burge: 'I had vaginal surgery to stop ... The Playboy bunny turned plastic surgeon first made headlines in 2012 after admitting to injecting daughter Hannah- then 15- with Botox, as well as giving youngest daughter Poppy boob job and liposuction vouchers worth £15,000 when she was just 7 years old. 'For my 53rd birthday recently I had virginal rejuvenation to keep me not only young on the outside but inside also- back to being a virgin all over again,’ she says. Revealing that she was unable to have sex for three weeks after surgery- ‘the longest I have ever gone without surgery’, Sarah believes the sex is now better than ever, though she admits much of it is ‘in the mind’. I am not making this up. Yes, Douchebag. ”