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Project Cat-Com
(catalog commies ... a.k.a. Obama voters)
 That cuts it!
First
thought: "Hey assholes, you're the enablers; you voted for
these people."
But hell, I live in Maryland. Prolly half the people in the state
hate
our government, but we're at the mercy of a few counties, and Baltimore
City, that have the machine, and the concentrated numbers to stay in
power. New Jerseyiers have the same problem. So what are you
going to do? Kill them all? Of course not.
What's left then? Vote with your feet by moving to another
state? The
problem there is this. States who have conservative governments
have the lowest crime rates, best economies
and lowest taxes.
They are, in fact, manifestations of the American Dream. We
know what
happens next then, don't we? New Hampshire, as a fer-instance,
found
out when Massachusetts Liberals fled to avoid the mess they
created.
In just a few years they managed to turn New Hampshire into
a Minnie-Masshole. Fortunately, I think there may be a solution. Project Cat-Com.
We have the technology to identify people with face scans. You're
way
ahead of me aren't you? That's right. We begin to catalog
every
Liberal, Obama voter, and straight Dem ticket voter we know.
They're
so easy to find. The samples above are from the Sorry
Everybody (that we elected Bush) web site. Google Obama
Rally, or SEIU,
or ACORN
Activist for more; it's so easy, and you get them all. Google have
done much of the spade work for us. Your phone cam will get the
rest.
Next, I'll use money I got from selling my Pisssatorium
to Sargento
(they culture cheese in the vats) for
seed money to begin a national registry. (My Pay Pal will be sort of a "Save
the Whales
Americans Fund, " so use it generously.) Then, when you
move from New Mexico to Texas, your face scan
will be run through Cat-Com.
If you're in there, you'll be turned away
as a known freedom predator
(after some state legislation). Go back where you came
from, or try California!
Still not convinced? Why?
Worried that the big
bad DOJ and Eric Holder will threaten you? Then you go on the
list;
we don't wancher kind. Just make it work.
I'm the idea man, and can't be bothered with nit-picky crap.
Hoo-Rah! And, you're welcome! Gobble gobble.
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