Showing posts with label Tort Law Ass Hats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tort Law Ass Hats. Show all posts

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Corporate Ambulance Chasers Bitch Slapped



 







For the Supreme Court to issue a unanimous opinion, legal minds as vastly different as Antonin Scalia and Ruth Bader Ginsburg, must find agreement, as well as everyone in between.

That rarely happens on contentious or unclear issues. Unanimity on the court usually signals that the resulting opinion is a simple application of common sense with which no reasonable person could disagree. This has occurred many times at the Obama administration's expense, but this week the court issued a unanimous opinion that instead puts a key White House ally — the trial lawyer lobby — on the spot.

“But this ruling leaves one less justification for lawsuits by people upset they lost money on a stock.”
In Omnicare v. Laborers District Council, all nine justices agreed that when shareholders sue a corporation for making false statements of opinion in their filings, they must establish that the statements were knowingly false. This may seem like a minor or obscure matter, but the decision nibbles around the edges of an increasingly lucrative (for trial lawyers) field of lawsuits — those brought by aggrieved shareholders, often as class-action cases, when their stock loses value.

In financial markets whose existence depends on everyone's ability to win or to lose money, it isn't hard to understand how enough frivolous lawsuits of this kind could result in disaster. If they become too common, companies will hesitate to go public at all.

More to the point, such suits are frequently filed as a nuisance — a form of legal extortion — in the knowledge that most companies would rather settle than fight. In many cases, they are filed by investors as leverage. A shareholder lawsuit can delay large merger and acquisition deals. The companies being sued can be forced to pay out settlements as ransom so that they can move forward with multibillion-dollar deals. [continue]

Remember the days when the biggest problem our nation faced were the ATLA ( Association of Trial Lawyers of America,  now called *snort* "American Association for Justice")? 

Clap Clap Clap

By the by,  we miss Chuck Martel (Chief Barn Army® JAG Corps
)

Friday, November 08, 2013

Obama era lawlessness

Police State Culture







AHEM
Heart-clogging trans fats were once a staple of the American diet, plentiful in baked goods, microwave popcorn and fried foods. Now, mindful of the health risks, the Food and Drug Administration is getting rid of what's left of them for good.- Feds come after Trans-fats
AMENDMENT XVIII
Passed by Congress December 18, 1917. Ratified January 16, 1919. Repealed by amendment 21.
Section 1.
After one year from the ratification of this article the manufacture, sale, or transportation of intoxicating liquors within, the importation thereof into, or the exportation thereof from the United States and all territory subject to the jurisdiction thereof for beverage purposes is hereby prohibited.
AMENDMENT XXI
Passed by Congress February 20, 1933. Ratified December 5, 1933.
Section 1.
The eighteenth article of amendment to the Constitution of the United States is hereby repealed.

Them's the hoops would-be nannies had to jump through in the days when we still paid attention to the constitution.  The first attempt, that I remember, to circumvent the law, was by FDA Commissioner David Kessler.  Appointed by Bush, he literally begged President-elect Clinton to keep him on, and,  appreciative as he was of a good lick-spittle, Willy obliged.  Kessler deemed that he had the authority to issue a ban on cigarettes by fiat.  He was widely taken to task by constitutional scholars, but what probably stopped him was the Billion dollar vein of gold the Administration, and Democrat ally ATLA were mining.  You remember; The suit against Big Tobacco,  for a  charade called second hand smoke, which was that era's global warming.  By the by, I checked to see what Kessler was up to today, or whether he was even alive.  Guess what?

Former FDA Commissioner David Kessler: "The End of Overeating: Taking Control of the Insatiable American Appetite"

Do these people ever go away?



Thursday, June 20, 2013

Dear Cleveland Browns

COMEUPPANCES

A fine bitch-slapping


As seen

The Isle of Mann

Saturday, February 18, 2012

The Big Crack

Culture

Today's Matched Pair


 

(ROLL-OVER FUN)

I was intrigued enough to look this one up.  It was a Judge Judy case.




Sunday, January 08, 2012

Flying Body Part Insurance?

Bad Judges and Tort Law Asshats

Boy Hits Woman With His Leg;
Woman Outrageously Sues
But, WAIT!

 


18-year-old 18-year-old Hiroyuki Joho was running across the Amtrak tracks to catch another train but didn't make it -- he was hit by an oncoming train going 70 mph and his body was torn apart by the force and flung onto a nearby passengers' waiting platform.

Gayane Zokhrabov
, 58, was struck by a sizable chunk of the boy's body and was knocked to the ground, breaking her leg and wrist. The court ruled that the boy's death was "reasonably foreseeable" and that his estate can be held responsible for his negligence. [Full]

Tort Law Asshat Leslie Rosen

Tort law asshat  
Leslie Rosen
The judge in this case ought be kicked off the bench, disbarred, fined, and ridden out of town on a rail.   Along with lawyer Rosen. I mean that in the good way. 

Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Scumbag Throttled


REMEMBER HIM?
                                      
Steve Gibson

What's lower than an ambulance chaser?
Answer.  This guy has to look up at them

Gibson [
Righthaven LLC], in case you don't know, is the lawyer who's been buying up copyrights; searching the web for bloggers who've used any of the material, and suing them for big bucks.  As an aside, Michele Obama's first post law school job was as an associate at the Chicago office of the law firm Sidley Austin.  Gibson was an associate at Sidley Austin.  Guess what they did at Sidley Ausin?  INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LAW [source]  Ahem.
[Curmudgeonly & Skeptical Presents Boned Jello Sept 6, 2010]

Today:
Marshals ordered to seize Righthaven assets
Las Vegas copyright infringement lawsuit filer Righthaven LLC’s financial problems grew Tuesday when the federal court in Las Vegas commanded the U.S. Marshals Service to seize more than $63,000 in Righthaven assets to satisfy a creditor [Wayne Hoehn's] judgment and costs. [...]

Hoehn, a Kentucky message board poster, had posted a Review-Journal column on a sports betting website.
[...]

Righthaven has refused to pay and has said it faces bankruptcy if a creditor like Hoehn tries to seize its assets. The company has said it’s low on cash because the problems with its litigation campaign have reduced lawsuit settlement revenue. But even as the company has refused to pay Hoehn, it has continued paying attorneys to litigate other cases in Nevada, Colorado and South Carolina .

[Gibson's]  appealing to the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals both the dismissal of its suit against Hoehn as well as the award for his attorney’s fees — one of several attorney’s fee awards Righthaven has been hit with or is likely to be hit with. [Full]

Of course nobody knows what that band of clowns from the 9th U.S.  Circus will do, but as it stands this a just great— on several levels.
  1. Blogger Clayton Cramer independently developed  an ap to auto-blacklist  Gibson's clients
  2. Victims like  Wayne Hoehn fought back and took the attack to him
  3. Nary a politician got involved legislatively
  4. The little creep is getting pounded in state courts.
  5. It's Why We Win!            


Friday, August 19, 2011

Setback For Ambulance Chasers!

I know what you're saying:
"But Rodge, there must be some good news out there ...?"
And you'd be right


Medical insurers win big in
California Supreme Court decision

– and personal injury lawyers an equally big setback –


John Edwards takes the Bar Exam
And can you believe it?  California's Supreme Court?


Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Contingency Fees: Another Name for Champerty

Torts Contingency Fees: Another Name for Champerty
The Wall Street Journal Monday, November 10, 1997
I have a rather extensive file of articles I posted on Free Republic during the Clinton Terror, and from time to time find one that still has legs. This is one. 

Note: Barn Army JAG Officer Chuck Martel is of course excepted, absolved, and applauded in all his endeavors.


[www.FreeRepublic.com]

How did a crime under common law become a common practice of modern American law? It began in 1848 with the repeal of New York state's statutes regulating lawyer's fees. Known as the Field Code, this allowed victims of then-common industrial accidents to retain a lawyer. It was, as we still hear the contingency fee described today, "the poor man's key to the courthouse door."

Champerty
A century and a half later, on almost any given day in America, the newspapers bear witness to the evils that jurists have been warning about for centuries and are still fighting off in the courtrooms of Europe. In Florida, a settlement was just struck in the second-hand-smoke suit against the tobacco industry. This $5 billion class-action case was begun on a contingency-fee basis in 1991 by lawyers Stanley and Susan Rosenblatt, who will get $49 million. Their 60,000 clients, so far as one can tell, will get little or no money.

"Fee litigation," in which lawyers specialize in defending the fees of other lawyers, is now a thriving field. There is even a publication called Mealey's Attorneys Fees to keep tort lawyers up to speed on what other lawyers are getting, lest anyone settle beneath the going rate. At the American Bar Association meeting in August, a packed seminar called "Proving and Defending Attorney Fee Petitions in Employment Litigation" was devoted entirely to instruction in the latest techniques in bill padding for employment lawyers. [Full Article]




Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The Greatest Speech Ever Given

The Greatest Speech Ever Given in the World

More sense about health insurance in 15 minutes than you've heard from politicians of all parties in the last 15 years.” - Vanderleun

Barnhardt from the prologue: "I would like to restate for the record how disgusting it is that I am the person apparently who has to be the voice of logic and reason and obvious common sense for a nation of 310 million people....

"Who the hell am I? I am not well educated. I have an undergraduate degree in Animal Husbandry which I consider to be nothing more than a formality. My real education consists first and foremost of real life experience and the responsibilities and performance demanded therein, which is nothing rare, along with an Amazon.com Prime account.

-

What's mystifying if not downright terrifying, is after two days I am only the 1656th viewer.   Oh.  Right. ..  You Tube never keeps accurate  counts on content that might be antithetical to Liberal dogma; or when they have a pay-per-play contract with the video's author.  Ahem.  Rumor.

Okay, I only watched 5 minutes (so far) of this video before my head was exploding and there was a tingling up my leg.  I  had to post this.  Make your kids watch.  I don't care, use duct tape.  Go Here. Gerard has transcripts and everything.


Monday, May 30, 2011

TORT REFORM!

Greatest Gov Who Ever Lived?
Rick Perry signs tort reform bill into law


Be Still My Hard (CLICK)

Friday, May 06, 2011

Charlie Crist is still a pile of crap

Transition:
Charlie Crist, who returned to his birth colon after the 2010 election, has plopped out,  wearing a spiffy new corn encrusted leisure suit, and selling a new line of crap.

"I'm back on top of the pile"

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

First Amendment, First Ashedmint

The traveling  "O.J. jury" lands in Minneapolis

  1. A blogger named John Hoff, a.k.a. "Johnny Northside," wrote a scathing blog post about Jerry Moore
  2. He correctly cited Moore's involvement in a high-profile mortgage fraud
  3. The University of Minnesota, who had recently hired Moore, fired him the next day.
  4. Moore sues Hoff.
  5. His lawyer shyster claims "emotional distress"  due to "tortious interference" with employment.
  6. Did I say Moore was involved in mortgage fraud?
  7. The 7 member jury awarded the "community leader" $60,000.
  8. Did I say Moore actually, really was involved in mortgage fraud?
Community activist Jerry Moore

Jane Hartley's, a U of M professor of media law and ethics, called the lawsuit an example of "trash torts," in which someone unable to sue for libel, which by definition involves falsity, reaches for another legal claim. She predicted the verdict will be overturned.

The verdict also surprised U of M law professor William McGeveran, but he wasn't so certain that it will be easily overturned. Appeals courts tend to give a lot of credence to jury verdicts, he said.

Blogger Has To Pay In Libel Case... Despite Telling The Truth
Jury: Blogger Johnny Northside must pay $60,000 to fired community leader

I think it fair to say that the judge was a total asshat too.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

New Jersey Snow Lottery Canceled

 Fear of lawsuits closing
 New Jersey sledding hills


YOU NEED A LAWYER, YOU GOT A LAWYER

'Nuff Said.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Tortsters

 More gifts from a liberal culture
10 ridiculous lawsuits

7. Surfer Sues Over Stolen Wave

800px-Surfing_in_Hawaii

One thing all surfers hate is when someone “snakes” a wave that they were in a better position to ride. A California man once took this anger to the courts when he supposedly sued another surfer for “stealing a wave” that he believed was meant for him. The man alleged that he had endured “pain and suffering” as a result of not being able to carve up the surf, and attempted to take the wave thief to court. The case was eventually dismissed when the court stated that there was no way to put a price on the pain and suffering of being denied a chance to ride a monster wave.

Marco Polo O' Miller

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

John Edward's been busy?

So, what's John Edwards been up to?
John Edwards takes his bar exam
9 Most Laughable Lawsuits

Friday, September 10, 2010

People to euthanize

"Copyright Troll" Righthaven
Passes Early Federal Court Test

"Copycat Trolls" by the hundreds coming soon
Boned Jello

Monday, September 06, 2010

Scumbag, Inc.

What's lower than an ambulance chaser?
Answer.  This guy has to look up at them
Boned Jello
Gibson, in case you don't know, is the lawyer who's been buying up copyrights; searching the web for bloggers who've used any of the material, and suing them for big bucks.  As an aside, Michele Obama's first post lawschool job was as an associate at the Chicago office of the law firm Sidley Austin.  Gibson was an associate at Sidley Austin.  Guess what they did at Sidley Ausin?  INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LAW [source]  Ahem.

Sweetness & Light, often used as a source by Rush Limbaugh  is being sued by Gibson.  So is Rantburg (home of the O Club).  Anyway, that's not what this is about. 

Thanks to babanov  I discovered Clayton Cramer's Blog
Conservative. Idaho. Software engineer. Historian. Increasingly, frustrated with how the greed of a small number of lawyers is making life unreasonable for ordinary people.

He's posted a list of  RightHaven's (Gibson's)  "clients," and easy instructions on how to auto-blacklist them - if you use Firefox.    People doing business with Gibson should be boycotted; and,  if you don't go to the sites, you won't accidentally use any of their material and get sued.  I'm posting the list here only to shine a light on these cockroaches. Go here for the instructions.

http://www.stephensmedia.com/
http://www.stephensmedia.com/gamingwire/
http://www.examiner-enterprise.com/
http://www.boonevilledemocrat.com/
http://www.charlestonexpress.com/
http://www.courier-tribune.com/
http://www.columbiadailyherald.com/
http://www.thedailyworld.com/
http://www.eltiempolibre.com/
http://www.elynews.com/
http://www.greenwooddemocrat.com/
http://www.hilohawaiitribune.com
http://www.hilohawaiitribune.com
http://www.herald-democrat.com/
http://www.herald-democrat.com/
http://www.lasvegascitylife.com
http://www.lasvegascitylife.com/
http://www.reviewjournal.com/
http://www.reviewjournal.com/
http://www.arkansasnews.com/
http://www.arkansasnews.com/
http://www.thevidette.com/
http://www.nwaonline.net/
http://www.paris-express.com/
http://www.pbcommercial.com/
http://www.pressargus.com/
http://www.southernnevadahomeandgarden.com/
http://www.snhomes.com/
http://www.swtimes.com/
http://www.vanburencountydem.com/
http://www.viewnews.com/
http://www.stephensdc.com/
http://www.westhawaiitoday.com/
http://www.1st100.com/
http://www.FOIArkansas.com/
http://www.LasVegasNewsPapers.com/
http://www.NWAOnline.net/
http://www.FortSmith.com/
http://www.PineBluff.com/
http://www.Van-Buren.com/
http://www.CasinoGaming.com/
http://www.LasVegas.com/
http://www.LA.com/
http://www.Hawaii.com/
http://www.lvrj.com/
http://donrey.koz.com/
http://www.texomalink.com/

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Tortl Law Asses

Stella Liebeck Has Company on the
 
FEWCHGAST
Code Red Watchlist:

Boned Jello
One day I was using my cell phone's GPS service to find the nearest Target. I was driving down the road when suddenly my cell phone piped up, "Turn right here." I looked to the right. There was no road, just a tree and some grass. I chalked it up to a GPS glitch and turned right at the next corner.

If I had been Lauren Rosenberg, however, I would have turned right at that very moment, hit the tree, suffered some cuts and minor brain damage, and then turned around and sued Verizon for the glitch in its GPS service.

Seriously.
[I am not making this up]

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Illegals sue insrwad of being shot

16 illegals sue Arizona rancher
Claim violation of rights as they crossed his land


Boned Jello

78 of these invaders were apprehended by the U.S. Border Patrol and got a free trip back to Mexico... it was a good night.

 
    Marajuana stash found and confiscated in Cochise County. Each package is typically brought into the U.S. in a backpack by a drug runner "mule". Photo by unidentified photographer.
An Arizona man who has waged a 10-year campaign to stop a flood of illegal immigrants from crossing his property is being sued by 16 Mexican nationals who accuse him of conspiring to violate their civil rights when he stopped them at gunpoint on his ranch on the U.S.-Mexico border.
If anyone can find out who the plaintiff's lawyers are,  please let us know.  They deserve widespread recognition for their efforts.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Chinesinha siliconada

Oh, Jeez
The trial lawyers are in a frenzy over this Chinesinha siliconada deal.
Tim W