Turn & Churn, et al

Earwax Candle Kit & More These are great.  $5 a shot, but look at it this way. Put any crap gift you want into this empty box and your,   say turd in-law, will be talking about it for a month.  However, if you're looking to really make a statement— probably anonymously — try these guys. I posted on them a dozen years ago, and by gar they're still going strong.  You're Welcome. I know

C&S RETRO

art is everywhere

Wow, this flashback from Feb 12, 2003.  It seems even the links (if still live) are available.

Sacrament of FB?

tom mann

Before It Was Mainstream

Was Into Brexit Before It Was Mainstream

Covering your zits

Just because stuff

It's sheer serendipity that determines what catches my fancy.  In this instance, instead of hanging up when YouTube rotated this video onto the screen, I became captivated by the girl's delivery.  And then stupefied as to how this would all end.  And then amazed that she, maybe 15-16 years? had mastered a skill set about something as arcane as blushes and brushes and could command my attention and draw 891,245 views. Oh, also, it has nothing to do with politics. Or, nudity.

Oh Deer, Nip Sips, Deer Nurse ...

Catharsis

The Milk OF Human Kindness And this This Dog (http://www.sliptalk.com/half-dead-dog/) Was On The Brink Of Death For 2 Whole Weeks. On The Third Week Though, A Miracle Happened. Oh Deer

Seal Team Joke

Eat Me IRS!

REPENT One of the things I've been focusing on are earth's tectonic plates. My study is conclusive.  Sometime in the next 12 months our planet's tectonic plate fundament will shift (not for the first time), likety-split.  Most everyone will have necks broken by the sheer torque of it all. We in the USA, who survive, will find ourselves  wearing smart summer linen —in Antarctica—and freeze to death. So who gives a rat's ass about Hillary and ISIS?  So, there's that to consider.  Sorry.

Katie's Crush

Globalist Islamic Law

The kind of Globalist Thinking that caused Brexit,  and will elect Trump ...   A prominent German architect has said to better integrate migrants, demolish churches and build very “visible” mosques in their place. Interviewed in Die Tageszeitung, Joaquim Reinig said he believes Hamburg needs to build more mosques. He said mosques “actively integrate” migrants who the authorities can’t reach. The newspaper asked the architect if he really thought mosques would help migrants integrate rather than just “perpetuate their ancestral way of life”. He replied that in order to properly integrate people in a foreign country, migrants must “have no fear”. This should be done, Mr. Reinig thinks, by building very “visible” mosques. This comes after a report this month revealed that half of Turks in Germany regard Islamic law supreme over German laws and that young people are the most devout. “The visible minaret in modern architecture is a message to the migrants: Do not fear having to lose your identity in this society,” he said. [...] “The desire to become a German citizen and the activation of their faith ran parallel,” he told the co-operative owned, left-wing newspaper.  This comes after a report this month revealed that half of Turks in Germany regard Islamic law supreme over German laws and that young people are the most devout. [...] “There are 42 Muslim communities in Hamburg,” Mr. Reinig told the paper, “and they lead a normal life  — they are far from terrorists.” Earlier this month, four Syrians were arrested for plotting France-style suicide bomb attacks and mass shootings in Germany. The country’s justice ministry revealed they are currently investigating more than 180 terror suspects in Germany with links to Islamic State.  [The Full Sharia] And this ... World’s Largest Islamic Mega-Mosque Complex to be Unveiled in Lanham, Maryland U.S. by Obama and Erdoğan. I think a congressional resolution to impeach any federal judge who even brings Islamic (Sharia) law into consideration is over-due.  Would make a nice campaign issue, and I'd love to hear Democrats trying to spin it.

The Arab and the Jew

The Arab immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see a thing.” The Jew says to the Arab,

“That’s typical of you Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”

He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.”

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, “So what did you do with the pastries?”

The Jew replies, “Look in the Arab’s back pocket…..”

Tommy "the Baker" Smith

"Someone left this on the 3-D copier"

CBS 1966-1967 Fall Preview

CBS 1966-1967 Fall Preview The only thing I remember watching with any regularity in 1966 was  the  kitschy (KaPOW!) Batman and Robin parody, and  anything with Joey a-go-go Heatherton. Other than that, I was a man of action, and driving a Volkswagen camper.

Media: Show us your tax returns!

Full Frontal Ann With the media frantically hiding the content of Donald Trump's terrorism speech from last week, he should respond to every question with the central point of that speech: How does this kind of immigration make our country better? How does it make the country safer? Media: Show us your tax returns! Trump: Show me how our immigration policies are good for the people who already live here. Media: Tell us why you fired Corey Lewandowski! Trump: Tell me how our immigration policies are making the country safer for the people who already live here. Media: How are you going to match Hillary's corporate fundraising? Trump: How are our immigration policies helping the people who already live here? Sooner or later people will say, "That's a good question -- why is this necessary?" When the Third World immigrants admitted under Sen. Teddy Kennedy's 1965 Immigration Act -- as well as their children -- commit mass murder, the government and media tell us it's a gun problem. Or it's "our" culture. Or it's "homophobia." Or we have to keep admitting millions of Muslims because otherwise the ones already here will REALLY hate us. Isn't that extortion? We've already admitted millions of Muslim immigrants, but if we don't take in millions more, the ones we've admitted will go on killing sprees? How did we get in the position where we're screwed if we're not in the good graces of the Muslim community? Maybe we should stop doing that. As any competent health professional will tell you, prevention is always better than a cure. No one says, Go ahead and have sex with that syphilitic whore -- we've got a cure! You don't need to worry about a leaky roof -- we've got mops! They know that's not a good argument, which is why the media refuse to tell you what Trump actually said in his terrorism speech. [Full Frontal Ann] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Fundamentals of Caring

cinema à la carte

The Fundamentals of Caring TRAILER This week I received two Netflix e-mails.  One announced that the monthly (streaming) fee will increase to $9.95/mo.  The second was a promo for their newest in-house film, The Fundamentals of Caring. Which I immediately judged  a soppy relationship flick.  However, last night we were having trouble finding anything that kept our interest (or did not assault MoSup's Victorian sensibilities with non-stop "Fkus"), we opted to give this a try since it was billboarded, and voila. If we only watched one Netflix offering a month, we'd feel ahead of the game in June.  This is just a wonderful road trip film about a "caregiver" and his ward, a lad with raging hormones and muscular dystrophy.  Try it.

Raqqa ‘Right?’

Obama Official: ‘Citizens’ in ISIS Capital of Raqqa Have ‘Right’ to Use the Internet

Obama Bummer

George Will Jumps the Shark

'This Is Not My Party': George Will Goes from GOP to Unaffiliated WASHINGTON – Conservative columnist George Will told PJM he has officially left the Republican Party and urged conservatives not to support presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump even if it leads to a Democratic victory in the 2016 presidential election. “Sure, but I’m also concerned with the fact that I do not really believe Republicans think clearly enough about what they really want in judges. Republicans have given us Earl Warren, Brennan, John Paul Stevens, Burger, who was kind of mediocre, Blackmun. Having a Republican president is not an answer in itself,” he said. ** Will, who writes for the Washington Post, acknowledged it is a “little too late” for the Republican Party to find a replacement for Trump but had a message for Republican voters. “Make sure he loses. Grit their teeth for four years and win the White House,” Will said during an interview after his speech at a Federalist Society luncheon. Will said he changed his voter registration this month from Republican to “unaffiliated” in the state of Maryland. “This is not my party,” Will said during his speech at the event. He mentioned House Speaker Paul Ryan’s (R-Wis.) endorsement of Trump as one of the factors that led him to leave the party. Will, a Fox News contributor, said a “President Trump” with “no opposition” from a Republican-led Congress would be worse than a Hillary Clinton presidency with a Republican-led Congress. [Full Tripe] Oh my, just after I congratulated Mr. Will for  A Progressive's Guide to Political Correctness; he changes his underpants again.  Let's start with his "Republicans have given us Earl Warren, Brennan, John Paul Stevens, Burger, who was kind of mediocre, Blackmun .." But, they've also given us Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas.  Name a single instance where a Democrat president has appointed a justice who was not a far-left ideologue.  Here's a good comment I found on Free Republic. Grit your teeth for four years and endure Hillary Clinton instead???? Grit your teeth and endure three or four new liberal young radical Supreme Court justices, who are just itching to impose liberalism on us at every turn?? Grit your teeth and endure dozens of new young radical judges appointed to the lower federal courts by Hillary?? Grit your teeth and endure more global warming hysteria, push for socialized medicine, LGBT wet dream policies??? Grit your teeth for four years?? IT COULD easily become eight years, assuming Hillary gets reelected. And 8 years of Hillary will only compound all that I’ve mentioned, plus others things she will do. But all of that is preferable to voting for the Republican candidate chosen by Republican voters.  Got it George. You make perfect sense. (sarcasm) What is it that Will sees Trump doing that terrifies him more than a President Hillary?  Srsly. Is it Trump's  pledge to  enforce our borders?  His pledge to evict illegals?  His pledge to treat the radical Islamo threat with appropriate action (like deporting threats and limiting immigration?)  WHAT George? That aside, I am mindful of Mr Jefferson's instructions re: future generations: Every constitution, then, and every law, naturally expires at the end of nineteen years. If it be enforced longer, it is an act of force, and not of right. It may be said, that the succeeding generation exercising, in fact, the power of repeal, this leaves them as free as if the constitution or law had been expressly limited to nineteen years only. I have to admit then, that now, in my dotage, I am mostly about schadenfreude. I hate Barack Obamunist's  rule. Hell, I hate Barry's very presence in our country.  I hate what Left Liberals have done  to my country. Since we are all more or less shackled to our own life experiences for understanding, I am thus bound to a continued affirmation of what the "American Dream" means, and what my duties as a citizen are to protect the principles behind it. They do happen to be consistent with what  Americans have felt for a few hundred years.  I'm then also pretty much bound by honor to, at least see merit in William C. Bradford's solution (or at least his reasoning). And screw George Will. (I did say  schadenfreude)

Since Dems Want to Ban Guns ...

Here's an idea; since Democrats ...

A Saturday Night Special

Chuck and Dianne, Shitting You and Me