Fort Knox Memories

Fort Knox Basic ca.1960

“ Ah, sweet memories of life— how they flood back, etc. Basic training at Fort Knox, Kentucky, 1952, 20-mile marches in full pack in the sun: I don’t know but I been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold. Sound off! One, two. Sound off! Three, four. Take it on down! One, two, three, four. Every night before retreat, Sergeant Willie Johnson beats his meat. If Sergeant Willie didn’t beat his meat, Private Harry wouldn’t eat. Sound off! One, two. Sound off! One, two, three, four! ” The Jargon Society (a fun site)

Wetbacker Challenge in AZ

Still on the trail ... Wheeeeeeee!

“ Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio in Arizona has constituted a special law enforcement posse to investigate allegations brought by members of the Surprise, Ariz., Tea Party that the birth certificate Barack Obama released to the public April 27 might be a forgery ... The posse..  will consist of two former law enforcement officers and two retired attorneys, headed by Michael Zullo, a retired police detective originally from Bergen County, N.J. WND confirmed with Zullo and with Arpaio's office that the investigation into the Obama birth certificate has been sanctioned fully by Arpaio's... [FULL] Obama's AttackWatch.com follows 20 people currently — including, oddly, Obama. Sheriff Joe ought make that list PDQ.  What's that?  Was I right about  AGW?  Yes I was, and I'm right about WetBacker too.

Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (FOUR STARS)

Friday Night Movie

“ Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (¡Átame!) 1990 NC-17 101 minutes When a disturbed young man (Antonio Banderas) kidnaps and ties up a porn queen (Victoria Abril), a psychological power play ensues, with both serious sex and offbeat laughs in director Pedro Almodóvar's typically bizarre look at relationships. As the woman is held captive, she becomes torn by her growing bond with her abductor. The film was nominated for 14 Goya Awards -- the Spanish version of the Oscar -- including Best Picture. Here's something of an oddity.  A chick-flick that some women will initially want to turn off, while men, intrigued by the "Nudity" warning, will stick with and like the Banderas character.  In the end both of you will be more than satisfied.  If the female patron is married to a liberal man she will fantasize in bed (for some time to come) about being abducted and ravaged by the (young)  Antonio Banderas character.  She will not admit it.  Men will give this 3.5 stars (I gave it 4) and women will give it 5 stars, but admit to 3.   This is a fun, funny, sweet and happy movie believe it or not.  Or, maybe I'm  just sick.   (English subtitled)               ”

Fudge Packer v Green Bay Job Creation

DC Fudge Packers v. Green Bay Packers

The 1920 Acme (Green Bay)  Packers After the Packers / Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards, forcing the back-up to become the starter and calling in a new back-up from the practice squad. During the Packers / Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb. Philadelphia then had to play backup quarterback Michael Vick, and sign another QB from the Practice squad. After the Packers / Cowboys game, Dallas fired Wade Phillips, forcing the Cowboys to promote their QB coach to head coach and bring in a new QB coach. After the Packers / Vikings game, Minnesota fired Brad Childress, forcing the Vikings to promote from within and then hire from outside for a replacement. Four weeks after losing to the Packers, the 49er's coach Mike Singletary was fired and replaced, again from within and a new coach was brought in to fill the vacancy. During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick, the newly gained back-up was then injured and the secondary backup was needed. A fourth QB was then signed and plans put in place to trade Kolb for a future draft pick. During the Bears Playoff game, the Packers injured Jay Cutler and backup Todd Collins forcing the Bears to go with 3rd string quarterback Caleb Hanie. Question: Is it just me, or did the Packers create more jobs than Obama last year?    Tim

Here's your hard ass

epic ... hard ass mother fu**er

A favorite pole and Hillary eats it ...

THIS JUST IN EATING CORN DOGS ON THE HUSTINGS

This is funny.  The "poll" finds that people who rejected one asshat crook in favor of another asshat crook now have buyer's remorse and the answer is to switch back to asshat crook number one.

Another Nail in Global Warmist Coffin

The Debate Is Over Beware Asshats Who Debate Science

“ Dr. Ivar Giaever, a former professor with Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute and the 1973 winner of the Nobel Prize in physics, abruptly announced his resignation Tuesday, Sept. 13, from the premier physics society in disgust over its officially stated policy that "global warming is occurring." The official position of the American Physical Society (APS) supports the theory that man's actions have inexorably led to the warming of the planet, through increased emissions of carbon dioxide. Giaever does not agree -- and put it bluntly and succinctly in the subject line of his email, reprinted at Climate Depot, a website devoted to debunking the theory of man-made climate change. [Full] ”

Only the names have been changed to attack the ....

PEDO PRESS

In The Rich Journalist Tradition of NANCY REAGAN SCREWS FRANK SINATRA IN GOVERNOR's MANSION WHILE REAGAN IS PRESENT and GEORGE BUSH SNORTS COCAINE COMES .... story Coming Never - GMA interviews physician who treated a  future president's near fatal cocaine overdose  — or talks to another's drug dealer.

The "Mr. Butters" Girl

The answer is ... Audry Moore

“ ” The question of course was "Who is the Mr Butters Girl?" (answered by Anonymous)

In case we haven't intruded on your life enough ... .

First Lady Calls Dibs on all French Fries ... Evidently

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She did it on porpoise

Awwwwww

“ We've all seen this picture, but it turns out she did it on porpoise. ”

Jummy and Friends

Teleported from the Alternative American Universe

“ When Jummy was in the Soviet navy.  Fake but accurate, and explains everything.  ”

Death by Mallard

Top Billing

Government Junkies

Government will track kid's weight While Michigan's BMI tracking system will most likely become only an entry point for further discussion and intervention in cases of obesity, any pediatricians still believe it's worth the effort.

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That looks like my imaginary friend ..

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that she is superior to the other. -  Honore de Balzac

The we need is more gummint campaign

ISAF/insurgent Twitter fight

ISAF/insurgent Twitter fight

“ Ala awkbar (this one's a parody) ”   Merrily

Poseuring

1000 Words

I saw the devil

Snitch on a neighbor II

“   "Forming the first line of defense against a barrage of misinformation won't be easy," Messina wrote in a fundraising email to campaign supporters. "Our success will depend on a team of researchers and writers to stay on the lookout for false claims about the President and his record, bring you the facts, and hold our opposition accountable." The site features ominous red-white-and-black graphics and a form called "Report an attack." There's also a Facebook page, which we're told is a parody, but who can tell? The whole thing is both creepily paranoid and bumblingly buffoonish, as if produced by a chimera of Richard M. Nixon and Wile E. Coyote.  [Full] ” I know what you're thinking.  Hey, that sumbitch did the same thing with his  "Snitch on Mommy and Daddy" Obamacare debacle! JFC!  Doesn't this guy ever learn?  And the answer is, yes he can learn; and already has.   Obama is so arrogantly and  single-mindedly focused on his subjugation of us to his will that failures are simply dismissed, and retried.  These are very evil people. But you know that. UPDATE - See commnent #21. I heard on the radio yesterday that a woman in Virginia has posted a question at this .gov site asking whether the site will be available in the original German unclemike

Colon Blow

When you have the photo, but not the story ... punt.

“  Los Angeles - On a tour of the city Wednesday,  President Obama  touted West Coast Colon Blow as the kind of small business that will benefit from his Jobs Bill.  ”