Thursday, June 10, 2010

survey sez

Boned Jello

Hot tar and a long pole'll work

Ms. Pelosi, I believe we have sufficient
reason to impeach you-know-who.
 
 Experts Say White House 'Misrepresented' Views to Justify Drilling Moratorium

The seven experts who advised President Obama on how to deal with offshore drilling safety after the Deepwater Horizon explosion are accusing his administration of misrepresenting their views to make it appear that they supported a six-month drilling moratorium -- something they actually oppose.

The experts, recommended by the National Academy of Engineering, say Interior Secretary Ken Salazar modified their report last month, after they signed it, to include two paragraphs calling for the moratorium on existing drilling and new permits.
[Jawa continued]
is there anything real about this slug?

Tortl Law Asses

Stella Liebeck Has Company on the
 
FEWCHGAST
Code Red Watchlist:

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One day I was using my cell phone's GPS service to find the nearest Target. I was driving down the road when suddenly my cell phone piped up, "Turn right here." I looked to the right. There was no road, just a tree and some grass. I chalked it up to a GPS glitch and turned right at the next corner.

If I had been Lauren Rosenberg, however, I would have turned right at that very moment, hit the tree, suffered some cuts and minor brain damage, and then turned around and sued Verizon for the glitch in its GPS service.

Seriously.
[I am not making this up]

Liberal Thugs

MORE LIBERALS GONE WILD
Punched During Protest Against Government Bailouts

"As I walked around the corner this gentleman pushed me. And when he pushed me the first time I turned my camera on and brought my camera up. I said please don't push me. And when I said that he slapped my camera." Tabor said. "He pushes me again. In the video you can see my body fall back. And I did not say anything to him, I didn't engage him. I was going to, until he touched me wife."

Tabor says Spencer pushed his wife and he pushed Spencer back. The video shows Spencer then punching Tabor in the face.
Your time is up!

Famous racist, Mark Halperin

Let me reiterate ...
So Matt Drudge takes the Matt Lauer quote, and he casts it as “Obama Goes Street.” And it includes this photo of an angry-looking Barack Obama. I think it’s all pretty clear–it’s pretty clear to all of us what’s going on there. ...  I'm not saying that makes Matt Drudge a racist, but [what] I'm saying is Matt Drudge knows how to tap into the sentiment of a lot of his readers ... . [transcript]


I have no problemo with Mexicans who immigrate to this country legally.  None.  As I've stated before, I would gladly do a one-one swap with any Mexican with citizens of, say, Olympia, WA., and we would be a better nation for it.  Furthermore, I''m more comfortable with most any foreign national than I am with weasels like Mark Halperin.  Why?  It's possible, via a translator, to communicate with them.  Not so   liberal asshats.  They are no longer countrymen, but strangers so vile that I can't abide being in their midst. And, by the way, Halperin is a MFCS racist of the first rank, as are most liberals. They find a race component in  EVERYTHING.

30 years hence

Lunch at the Lake Shore Club

Boned Jello

A woman caller to Hannity's radio show yesterday told this joke (I'm paraphrasing).

A group of women who remained friends since their school days, were all turning the BIG 5-0.  They decided to celebrate by having lunch at the Lake Shore Club, because they heard the waiters were hot.

Ten years later, at 60, the ladies decided to again have lunch at the Lake Shore Club, because the food was good.

At 70, they had lunch at the Lake Shore Club, because it was handicap accessible.

Ten years later, the octogenarians decided to lunch at the Lake Shore Club,  because they'd never been there before.

US CONSTITUTION DISCLAIMER WTF?

This is not a Parody

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You can reach the publisher at:

A & D Publishing
PO Box 3005
Radford,Va 24143-3005

On a related note, I actually think the Constitution should come with this disclaimer:

“This is the US Constitution and it’s not a historical document but rather the supreme law of the land. It says what it says, and if you don’t like it you should advocate for its amendment. If you can’t get it amended you should live with it. Or move to Canada.” [SayAnythingBlog.com]

via The O Club

Messican Standoff

FBI: Messicans chased away
US agents after shooting

Shortly after the boy was shot, Mexican soldiers arrived at the scene and pointed their guns at the Border Patrol agents across the riverbank while bystanders screamed insults and hurled rocks and firecrackers, FBI spokeswoman Andrea Simmons said. She said the agents were forced to withdraw.

"It pretty quickly got very intense over on the Mexican side," she said, adding that FBI agents showed up later and resumed the investigation, even as Mexican authorities pointed guns at them from across the river.


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The Mexican authorities accused the Americans of trying to recover evidence from Mexican soil and threatened to kill them if they crossed the border, prompting both sides to draw their guns, said the 16-year-old boy who asked not to be further identified for fear of reprisal. [Full]

Shitzpah

Item #2: Are You Effing Essing Me?

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Bill Clinton attacks David Vitter for infidelity.

Memo from the IDF

Dear Pally

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Bad Tacos

Su Casa Mi Casa

The Grinning Celtman sent me this video which, it turns out, was originally aired by KRNV-TV 1n 2007.  Nevertheless, the mindset among certain ethnic groups [ahem] that was behind this is still alive.

Carter and Obama- Tough Guys!

Tough Guys
What is old is new again

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