Stuff that works,

Home Brewed The Solvation of Everything

“ Rodger, I solved the European Economic Crisis, and I thought you should know how I did it.  [Snip - Long tangenital dissertation about his girlfriend's cervix blah-blah-blah]   Tomorrow I will solve the American economic crisis.  With a track record in Europe, my solution will be welcomed with open arms...  it’s really that simple.  The problems are caused by socialist government interference in the economy.  Stop the interference, end the crisis. Skoonj Way to go Skoonj. I just ran it through the disgronificator— it WORKS!  USA.  UAS.  USA!

Psycho Santa and Rudolf the Red

Psycho Santa

“ President Obama’s Agriculture Department today announced that it will impose a new 15-cent charge on all fresh Christmas trees—the Christmas Tree Tax —to support a new Federal program to improve the image and marketing of Christmas trees. ” When I snap my finger,  bark like a dog and lick your balls!

WE ARE RICH!!!

GREEN CRAP This will blow your mind...better sit down I found this information beyond interesting - you may know about this already(??)  I try to be very selective about which emails to forward, so I do hope you will find this a worthwhile read.  Officer Sidney Tippett

I've been told it's gauche to link yourself, but I'm making a point here. "Are We Running Out of Oil?"  Thursday, April 27, 2006 For 80 years, oil reserves in the United States have been equal to a 10- to 14-year supply at current rates of development. If they had not been continually replenished, we would have run out of oil by 1930. Massive Oil Deposit Could Increase US reserves by 10x Friday, March 21, 2008 Sierra Club: "Where? We'll put a stop to that talk." They reported this stunning news: We have more oil inside our borders than all the other proven reserves on earth..  Here are the official estimates: 8-times as much oil as Saudi Arabia-  18-times as much oil as Iraq  21-times as much oil as Kuwait 22-times as much oil as Iran 500-times as much oil as Yemen - and it's all right here in the Western United States .  So yeah, I know about it.  And I'm pissed that six years after I knew,  it's news to so many people.  Don't get me wrong. though. I'm  delighted that Sid's link (This will blow your mind...) is making the rounds.  But had this message  gained purchase six years ago, would we be in this fix? No, we would not. We have to, as a nation, learn how to find truth using our own wit.  Who's to blame?  The Democrat Party and their supporting media — who wouldn't tell this story if a gun was put to their heads (oooh - I feel a stirring in my Gentleman's region).  The Big Greens , like the Sierra Club,  use bogus environmental threats to raise money, which in turn is spent to elect Democrats who then do their bidding.  We are the richest country on earth reduced to near third world status by our own ignorance.  That, and a refusal to hang-by-the-neck 12,874 of those ratbastards this very day.  Whoa.  Tea time.

But I did sleep in a ... .

A Fast and Serious Snort

Holder is killing me!

Holder to accuse investigators of playing Fast and Furious politics; calls for gun control

My  brain has been calloused, bombed, pockmarked, disfigured and then debrided so many times — after listening to democrats — that you'd think the scar tissue would keep me safe from feeling future assault.  But you'd be wrong.  When I saw this headline last night, I was gobsmacked into a coma from which I have just now awakened.  WTF is going on?  Did I die in that fender-bender in 1992?  Am I now living in Hell?  How?  I did my 9 First Fridays! I want a recount!

The Stinking Fish ... .

a pox vobiscum A Majority of Democrats Seldom or Never Go to Church Well, if you're going to leave out the Church of Wholly Gummint, yeah.