Tom Mabe

Laff Attack

Cuzzin Ricky sent this "greatest prank call ever."  It prolly is, although technically speaking it's a "prank answer."  It's been several years since I first posted this, but even if you heard it yesterday you'll laugh out loud again.  I give you Tom Mabe. (SFW) (Direct file link here)

Utah Is For Lovers

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If not C&S, Who? “ 57,822  Sign petition to protest civilian trial of KSM 57,822,000 is a reasonable expectation Scott Brown swearing-in would be stalled to pass health-care reform Would be the 41st vote to stop Obamacare In contrast, Rep. Niki Tsongas (D-Lowell) was sworn in at the U.S. House of Representatives on Oct. 18, 2007, just two days after winning a special election to replace Martin Meehan. In that case, Tsongas made it to Capitol Hill in time to override a presidential veto of the expansion of the State Children’s Health Insurance Program. "Healther" Was Under Contract With HHS While Touting Health Reform Bill Economist MIT professor Jonathan Gruber paid $297,600 while/for  touting the Democrats' health proposals in the media. Cook: Dems Could Lose The House ...  retirements are creating a “vicious circle” for Democratic politicians. For the first time, he sees a significant risk that Democrats could lose the House this year if trends continue. (Somebody alert RNC Chairman Michael Steele). Hope: The Obama Musical Story GAK! badanov -  Chuckles Johnson (nee Little Green Footballs) gets his first MSM blow job Left’s Blueprint for Destroying America Posted Online A document titled “National Progressive and Party Infrastructure” offers a few clues. Two Against Two: Bloomberg And Lautenberg Pair Up To Violate The Second And Fourteenth Amendments Putting people  "on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!" Kentucky's Answer to Unconstitutional Federal Actions The answer to the federal government's current expansion far beyond the limits set by the Constitution lies in Thomas Jefferson's response to the Alien and Sedition Acts in 1798. Walmart Greeter Punched By Customer Gets Fired See? This is what I'm talking about. ”

Our Court System

Fasten your seatbelts ... Judge tosses out most evidence on Gitmo detainee  ..... on grounds his confessions were coerced, allegedly by U.S. forces, before he became a prisoner at Guantanamo Bay. ”

Since Obama chose to, in Sarah Palin's words, treat 9/11 as a crime spree, instead of a war, I don't fault the judge.  I fault our own Liberal terrorists.   Besides,  Judge Hogan is no wine-sipping, Brie-eating, ACLU-loving Liberal in a black sack.  He was appointed by Ronald Reagan in 1983, and his most recent notable court action was rule that the FBI raid, on now imprisoned Rep. William Jefferson's (D LA) Capitol Hill office, was legal.  Hogan himself had signed the warrant.  Your serve.

Chicago Guns

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re Todd

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My crack team cleans things up

Mmmmm- Gravy “ Poor Sen. Butters.  A gag reflex causes him to lose his chairmanship of the Utah State Senate Judicial Standing Committee (video right) Conservatives Finish 2009 as No. 1 Ideological Group This is Great News! For Sarah Palin! (Really) I find this truly remarkable: in a National Journal survey of 109 Republican "party leaders, political professionals and pundits", not a single one deemed Sarah Palin to be the most likely Republican nominee. ‘60 Minutes’: McCain staffer feared Sarah Palin’s debate could be historic ‘debacle’  She tended to call Joe Biden “O’Biden.” Several people suggested that she say, “Can I call you Joe?” And she did, but one “O’Biden” did slip out. Now Schmidt says she “more than held her own” against Biden and that she prevented the Barack Obama-Biden victory from being lopsided. Direct Link "Turn on the air conditioning, my ass is freezing here" After a report on cold weather, ABC's Sawyer considered it evidence of global warming Why is the State Department getting an UndyBomber pass? When abysmally lax visa issuance policies at Hillary Clinton’s State Department — a problem that festered before 9/11 under GOP and Democrat administrations alike, continues now (hello, James Riady). Who is this Maddow person?  "I used to be an activist, too, so I understand the strategy of using the name of a well-known person to try to get publicity," Maddow told TPMDC in an email. Tough Times for Sheriff Joe? Holder's NKVD have him in their cross-hairs. John Kerry is outraged:! "George Bush-Karl Rove shadowy attack politics have no place in the race for Ted Kennedy's seat or in Massachusetts politics," Kerry said in a statement. A t issue - this video produced by America Future Fund, a group who helped make Kerry the unpresident.   TERRORIST, WHERE?! (Featuring Racist Willy) (video) ”

Meat

Hang 'Em Low

You've seen the news - BIG SIS WANTS TO SEE UNDER YOUR CLOTHES And you've heard the whining - Women Fear Being Ogled!  Ogle what!?!  This? Okay, the scan evidently shows nipples.  Big whoop.  They look like this  . . Scanner violates Child Porn Laws! Give me a freaking break. The REAL VICTIMS No, the real victims here are men.  You know what I mean.  How the hell are you going to flirt with the airport security babe if ... you know?  Your INTERNET knob means nothing here.   I foresee real tragedy.  Anxiety.  Fear of Flying.  Suicide! Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'... As soon as I recognized the problem, however, I recognized the opportunity.  I contacted RAK at Simply Rugged Leather, and we solutioned it.  The HANG 'EM LOW Dignity Belt System®. The picture explains everything.  What could be easier? The belt is handcrafted by Rob, and is suitable for the well dressed gentleman.  The elastic "muscle" will hold up to 10 pounds, keeping your meat at just the right level.  And when you get home, you can eat it! You're welcome.  Order now.

Indoor RC

RC Showtime

This comment speaks for me ... “ That's phenomenal, but reversing and going up tail first, how can that be possible? Are we being treated to an Photo Shopped video? Still the control is amazing too. Loved it! ” I bought one of those RC helicopters, and smashed it up on the first takeoff.

Three from Merrily

McCafferty Sams Democrats

If a Democrat loses CNN, there's nothing left

'cause i felt like it

Three laughs and a funeral

Unplugged “ Cardiologist Funeral A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers loomed behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside; the heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.  At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.........I'm a gynecologist." The proctologist fainted. ”

Foreskins and other hidden stuff

Arrest that man!

Please don't throw us in that briar patch

Laugh of the Day Departures called 'profound loss' for Senate 'expertise'

Bemoaned by sinecurists who think their own footprints will remain in the pail of water.

The Evil Empire

"Slow? Turn that mofo to boil!" - Obama

First, every year somebody writes the story about calling the IRS five times for clarification on something in the tax code, and receiving five disparate answers. Second, I have a friend who, every year for the past fifteen,  used a computer tax program like Tax Cut (H&R Block).  In what seemed like a never ending assault, beginning in 2004, his returns were "audited" by the IRS, and he was socked in the neighborhood of $60,000 for unreported income, penalties and interest.  If you know his situation, you'd know how ridiculous that is.  He went to a professional tax payer after his wife heard about one at work.   Larry (the CPA's name) told him that the IRS loves the computer program  returns, because like a captured MiG  they've flown it, and know how to outmaneuver and kill it.  He paid him $550 for each disputed year's return.  In return, everything was dismissed.  Plus!  He received about $2500 in  overpayment!  Here's why I'm telling you this. “ The IRS wants to save you from your rogue tax accountant. The nation's green eyeshades are now destined to come under the regulatory rule of the Internal Revenue Service as part of the Obama Administration's latest revenue grab. Under the plan, which would begin with the 2011 tax season, anyone who takes money to help people with their taxes will have to register with the IRS, and eventually pass competency tests and sign up for continuing education. So having made tax filing so complicated that most Americans need help with their forms, Washington now wants to raise the price of such counsel by regulating advisers in a way that may reduce their supply. Defending the decision, IRS Commissioner Douglas Shulman declared that regulating tax preparers was reasonable because "In most states you need a license to cut someone's hair." Yes, the cosmetology guild does like to raise the barriers to entry for competitors. Cheering the new regulations are big tax preparers like H&R Block, who are only too happy to see the feds swoop in to put their mom-and-pop seasonal competitors out of business.  [H&R Blockheads cont] ”

The Lying Thing

HOWLER

OBAMA APPROVES TAX ON HEALTH PLANS Ain't that a pussy.

Green House Gas

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Your morning Castor oil

How I spend your Pay Pal money - Barn Arms! “ Palin will headline first-ever Tea Party Convention But with an NBC/Wall Street Journal poll ranking a generic "Tea Party" as more popular than either Democrats or Republicans, and Palin herself rivaling the charming Mr. Obama in poll popularity, many experts see the Tea Party event as a potential milestone for a mounting, even transformational, force in US politics. Civil Rights Division Lawyers Slapped With Sanctions   This week, a federal district court in Kansas imposed sanctions on the same Civil Rights Division (CRD) officials who spiked the Panthers case ... . Cavuto sounds off on the senators who are voting with nothing to lose in re-election.  The forgotten virtue of firearms TV cameras miss how guns save lives 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves Bus they rigged with explosives blew up prematurely Andrew Sullivan is "Sick" Of The Israelis and them other guys "And if Rahm Emanuel is sick of them all, one can imagine how the average American feels." Actually, if Rahm is sick of something, it's gotta be pretty good, Andy. New York seeks $200 million yearly for September 11 trial Say, I have an idea -  how does 25¢ sound? Pentagon Reportedly Finds Large Increase in Number of Gitmo Recidivists More than 100 former detainees may be back on the battlefield. White House says any Gitmo recidivists were released by Bush “We have been presented with no information that suggests that any of the detainees transferred by this administration have returned to the fight,” the official said. He added that the President — unlike his predecessor — had created the Guantanamo Review Task Force to evaluate precisely whether detainees would pose a threat if released. Pssst ...someone's lying Pam Anderson Shocks Crowd at New Year's Party With Strange Behavior  Nipple Slip  -  (yes, a nsfw nipple) Oh my.  Something heretofore seen only by Tommy Lee! ”

Tiger Scam

SCAM ALERT

Just got scammed outta $25!   Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My favorite 18 holes".   Turns out it's about golf.   Pass this on so others don't get scammed too. Cuzzin Ricky

Keepeez

Keepeez Vrai roi de joint de la France de l'approbation.

That day (Dec 23rd) I went to BJ's to do my Christmas shopping?  I bought MoSup this set of KeepEez , except it was 9 pieces, and was $24.95.  They were being demonstrated, and the lady promised I couldn't get a better deal.  I'm a sucker for in-store demos.  Guess what?  Turns out they are one of the best  things ever.  Just so you know, Keepeez wins the coveted Vrai roi de joint de la France de l'approbation.

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USSA TODAY

Pelosi Says: 'Never been more open process'... Yellow ribbons for soldiers banned in Connecticut town... Chicago police may ditch entrance exam to boost minority hiring...

Pearl Bamar

What if ...

“ DOROTHY RABINOWITZ Consider the justly famed speech an enraged American president delivered the day after Pearl Harbor. Then try imagining that address by Franklin Roosevelt—a leader to whom Mr. Obama has been compared—as it would sound in Obama language. "Yesterday, December 7, 1941, a date that will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces allegedly from the Empire of Japan . . . Yesterday the Japanese government allegedly launched an attack on Malaya. Last night Japanese forces allegedly attacked Hong Kong. Last night Japanese forces allegedly attacked Guam . . ." Still it wasn't the president's comments but those of Janet Napolitano that reverberated. ...  Asked in an interview with the German magazine "Der Spiegel" last March why she had avoided using the word "terrorism" in her testimony to Congress, she explained that she had instead preferred to use another term: "man-caused disasters." That choice of words demonstrated, she said, that "we want to move away from the politics of fear." ”

Bringing total to 87,644

obama eight times a liar

Drudge raise your hand if you're the least bit shocked.  thought so.

Decade'nce

Picto-Decade

Altered from The New York Times What they labeled "Maverick," I Labeled "Asshole"

Jilly Biden

Don't worry sweety, that's why we have tax collectors.

I received a WNO SOUNDBITE ADVISORY re Jill Biden waxing eloquently about FAFSA.  I have no idea what the acronym stands for, but while finding out I ran into this site, and the above shown, crudely executed bit of  Big Education agitprop.   Yesterday I noted this lame attempt by Media Matters. It says a lot about who they see as their base audience, and what it takes to influence them. Anyway, back to Jill Biden (I still don't know what FAFSA accomplishes, aside from spending OPM).  This is precious. “ Soundbite 3: Jill Biden Discusses Her Daughter And FAFSA.   "Our daughter is in grad school at Penn and she just got, Monday morning, we were on the phone to see if she had been accepted to get her FAFSA money otherwise it was like mom, you know, you've got to help me out with college."   Click here for link to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U3xv99wMJs ”

Sugar Ass

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Not since the Gulf War have so many Democrats offered surrender at one time!

HAW! “ Sen. Dodd says buh-bye One tiny enema for the Senate; one huge enema for mankind ... staves off being 'Torched;' or even Dodd-ed? Sen. Dorgan surrenders; North Dakota Democrat says buh-bye John Hoeven would be a shoo-in Republican pick-up Colorado's Democratic Governor says buh-bye DNC left without a candidate for 2010 election Recruits for 2010 put glee in GOP 'Obama-Pelosi agenda' cited "We've got people calling from all over the country, saying, 'I want to run.' So, you think our national debt is too high? On the one hand, the United States will still have a lower national debt than Japan, as a percentage of GDP, for many years in to the future. On the other hand ... CNN kicks Kathy Griffin to curb for NYE So what? CNN still  calls itself The Most Trusted Name in News?' Damn.  Did I sell my Air Trax stock? The Tea Party Teens David Brooks manages to write this article without using the word "Palin." LOL  What a tool. The New Republic: Can Mitt Romney Come Back? Come back?  I thought he was the favorite? Note the NPR "Partner content from: THE NEW REPUBLIC" blurb S.C. Sen. Graham dismisses county GOP group's censure Of course he does. ”

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