Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Yeah, Obama did it.

Dating Sestak
a pattern of behavior
“ In The Promise, a sympathetic account of the Obama administration’s first year, Jonathan Alter reports that the president attempted to entice troubled White House Counsel Greg Craig to gracefully exit the White House by offering him an appointment to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit.  According to Alter, “the White House was anxious that the offer not leak, for fear it would look as if Obama were offering judgeships as consolation prizes.”  Deservedly so. [Adam J. White]
”

Boned Jello
Contestant number one; what would you do for me if I offered to make you Secretary of State?  I'm sorry.  I meant, "What wouldn't you do for me?," el-o-el.
Reagan was a delegator, so it would be plausible for the Joe Sestak bribe to go down in his White House without his knowledge.  Not so in Obama's; he's more hands-on than Jimmy Carter was.  The deal offered to Joe Sestak is consistent with how Obama does things - do whatever it takes. Smash things if necessary, laws included.    Is there a way out of this for him and the Administration?  I don't think Sestak survives, but Obama will.  The blueprint is found in Clinton's impeachment  The media will scoff at the partisan Republican caterwauling over this purely political "blowjob."  Certainly nothing impeachable, for goodness sake.  The public will be assuaged.  It's so simple when you're a Democrat.

Ben Nelson - MFCS

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Ben Nelson, Again!
First Health Care, Now DADT

Barry's DNA

Today's Hobby
Proving Barry's Filiation


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The science has come a long way since Maury Povich.  So, I'm thinking, why don't we give President Obama the nicest Father's Day gift of all; the identity of his father?  It's so simple.
  1. Secure just one of  many cups, glasses, bottles, or straws from which Barry has publicly sipped ...
  2. Get a similar sample from a known Obama Sr. relative, like step-brother George in Kenya ...
  3. Send the samples to the DNA lab of your choice.
That's it.  When the test reveals that Barack Obama Sr. is innocent, hone in on likely subjects like Malcom X, Frank Davis, or even O.J.. Simpson.   It's not that much work, and think of the thrill our President will experience upon receiving the good news. Your name will be a White Household word!

You're welcome.

Spring Showers

No Latinos - in Miami?

BETTER THAN EVEN-MONEY ...
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That this was a Democrat hack

The Final Solution?

Goose-stepping their way
into heart, mind, and being

“
And the answer is ...
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The bill "would create the Bureau of Consumer Financial Protection and empower it to “gather information and activities of persons operating in consumer financial markets,” including the names and addresses of account holders, ATM and other transaction records, and the amount of money kept in each customer’s account. The new bureaucracy is then allowed to “use the data on branches and [individual and personal] deposit accounts … for any purpose” and may keep all records on file for at least three years and these can be made publicly available upon request." Goodbye privacy, hello 1984. ”
The question: Is anyone curious why the Fed, banks and politicians have all been pushing for the "consumer protection" portion of the Financial Regulation bill?

They just keep coming and coming and .....
Boned Jello

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Chicago Schools celebrate Che?

Fasten Your Seatbelt
Social Justice Student Expo - only missing "People's"


“

So, we spend millions upon millions in tax money on state funded schools, students and their families sacrifice tens of thousands of dollars in tuition as they set themselves on a road to loan payments for decades into the future.... and for what? To be taught that the murderous scumbag Che Guevara was some sort of hero, that's what.

That's right, our tax-funded schools are happily indoctrinating our students in the wonderful ways of Che.

Tom Mannis of Chicago News Bench has a great post full of all the particulars, but suffice to say it is a red day at Chicago City Colleges and its so-called "Social Justice Student Expo." - Warner Todd Huston

”
 Obama is skipping Memorial Day observance in the nation's capitol  to be with these people?

Alear

O Club Talk

O-Club Chatter

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“ mrp Drudge has links to articles reporting increased Chinese aggression, Israel battening down the hatches, and NK ending all relations with SK.

Thank goodness the Dems closed down the F-22 production lines! /s

Anonymoose Drudge: Obama skipping Memorial Day ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery. 'He'll be on vacation in Chicago' (wif his homies).

GloriaPresident cannot be serious, skipping Memorial Day ceremony???

lotpI suspect he is indeed serious Gloria - and what he's serious about alarms and angers me greatly.

Deacon BluesMost of what he's done regarding the Military hasn't surprised me. This both surprises and greatly angers me.

PappyOnly one tonight, from Joshua Stanton (continued):

If Kim Jong Il believed he had more than a few years to live, it’s hard to believe that he’d already be deifying his 27 year-old son, Kim Jong Eun, to succeed him. It is questionable that the Kim Dynasty will accomplish this in the time Kim Jong Il appears to have left on this earth, or that Jong Eun will be able to command the unquestioning loyalty of septuagenarian generals who have survived decades of purges. Once Kim Jong Il becomes incapacitated, North Korea is going to confront a severe — and probably terminal — crisis of confidence. Sooner or later, a state of severe economic or political distress will cause factions within the regime to compete for limited resources, and the North Korean state will begin to fail. Our decisions now will influence whether North Korea will be a nuked-up Somalia or a state that can be reintegrated into South Korea without a major conflict.


”
Somebody yelled "Whiskey on me!" and then hid in the bathroom when the checks came.  I think it was badanov.  Or Casca.

Enjoying

Today's Flaunt



USA USA USA


Tim W

Yes, that Joe McGinniss


Stalking Sarah Palin
(Bumped)
 

NEW: ASIDE STORY

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Side Story also: SondraK

No Owwy Saw

I Saw, I Came


Jodi's dad is a tool nut (ain't we all), and sent her this very amazing saw video.  A few years ago I lost part of a finger to a chop saw (sewn back on), so this deal resonates.  You'd think I'd be all for it, right?  You'd be wrong, for these reasons.
  1. The saw is destroyed.  I know, only $60 to fix, but my finger is covered by health insurance.
  2. I use my table saw to chop lettuce and stuff, so right there it's a no-go.
  3. If this doesn't lend itself to the further pussification of America, what does?
Still, the sheer techno thrill of it all went right up my leg.

Today's WOOF-OFF

Clark Griswold waiting to happen
RUF-ROH

Boned Jello


Ick

The pre-handshake handshake device
Given Obama & gang's penchant for making ill-considered, and oafish remarks [that catch the media eye], there's a decent chance that you,  like Sgt. James Crowley,  will one day be asked to accept a public "mediation" (Obamists only apologize for the United States).   That's where this comes in.  

Whom?

Hold the Cheese

Is that a burrito stuffed down your pants ...
or are you just happy to see me, Captain America?


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Gateway Pundit via Marc Miller

Rossi v. Murray

“Gorgeous hair is the best revenge” -Ivana Trump
Huh?
Republican Dino Rossi was elected Governor of Washington in 2004.  Until.  Now Rossi will reportedly announce tomorrow that he'll contest Patty Murray's senate reelection bid.   John McCormick's numbers say he has a great shot, and " Rossi's entry makes Washington, the 10th potential pickup opportunity for the GOP according to Nate Silver's chart, much more competitive."
Boned Jello
That's would be pretty good revenge, hair aside.

DeValued Crap

Patrick says Obama critics are
'almost at the level of sedition'


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“ Governor Deval Patrick, even as he decried partisanship in Washington, said today that Republican opposition to President Obama’s agenda has become so obstinate that it “is almost at the level of sedition.”

The Democratic governor, who is close to the president, made the comments at a forum at Suffolk Law School's Rappaport Center, where he was asked by an audience member about partisan battling in Congress.

Patrick said that even "on my worst day, when I’m most frustrated about folks who seem to rooting for failure," he doesn't face anything like the opposition faced by the president.

"It seems like child’s play compared to what is going on in Washington, where it is almost at the level of sedition, it feels to like me,” Patrick said.

Merriam-Webster.com, the dictionary site, defines sedition as "incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority.'' [Boston.com]
”
Sedition being, in the eyes of Liberals, wanting to throw them the hell out of power.  Yup.  Guilty as charged.

Log Size?

Every day for a year I see
this and wonder,
"Are they selling Metamucil ,
or Viagra? " I'm
not kidding.







Boned Jello

Barn Army Thank You

We're flying high here boss

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High over Olympia, WA.

The response to the Barn Army fund drive has already ahead of our goal to buy a 32 inch Plasma for MoSup  M134 for the Seattle Express with 72 hours to go!   If you haven't by now had you contribution acknowledged, please let me know  BTW, there is a WOOT-OFF in progress.  If you're looking for a computer for your kid, how about a HP Business Desktop – DC7100 Intel P4 3.0GHz w/Hyper-Threading Tech & Win XP Pro REFURBISHED for $98.88?  

Obama Message


Jefe

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NSFW

Monday, May 24, 2010

Obamacare Hatred

63% Want Obama's Scalpel

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Licensed Obamacarists

Today's Rasmussen poll showing  that 63% Favor Repeal of National Health Care Plan is bad news for congressional Obamunists. I think they hoped that once passed, the sheep would go back to grazing and forget about the heavy handed way it was hammered through.  "Prior to today, weekly polling had shown support for repeal ranging from 54% to 58%,just 32% oppose repeal."  Clap-Calp-Clap

WOOT-OFF

The Complete Guide to
Capturing 'Woot! Off' Loot

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KINDLE PC

Techno Thrills

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I tried every-which way to avoid buying a Kindle book, because of its lack of portability.  But for $9.95 I figgered, what can I lose?  Amazon offers a free download of their PC Kindle player, and that's what you're looking at here.  Is it heavier than a book?  Yes, unless it's War and Peace, but that's what laps are for.  Also, it turns out that the ACER has a convenient screen rotate, so the EeeRotate utility I spoke of here is unnecessary.  The way I look at it, I spent $239 on a notebook computer, and got a Kindle reader free. 

By the way, I think one of the reasons I like a PC over a MAC is the opportunity to screw things up, and then fix them.  I'm getting the same sense of adventure here; I beat the man. And look here.  Amazon is selling ACER with "KINDLE INSTALLED."

Verizon Scam

Phishing Scam Targets
Verizon Online Customers

I just now rceived this

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Let My People GO MOFOS

Boned Jello DITTOS

“ Government uses a sledge hammer to kill flies, and nowhere is this more evident than civil rights.  I disagree with Michael Steele that Rand Paul's "philosophy is misplaced."  The 1964 Civil Rights Act did overstep,  and that statement of fact no way implies support for unequal rights. *

I remember a 60 Minutes episode, from the 1990's, that focused on a small manufacturer in the northeast.  Reflecting the neighborhood, ninety-eight percent of the plant's employees were Black, or Hispanic. When a Black woman (claimed ) she applied for a job, and not hired because of race,  the EEOC took action.  That resulted in a financial judgment that led to the company's bankruptcy, and closure.  More EEOC, off the top of my head.
  •  Employers can't ask applicants whether they've been in prison, use drugs, been dishonorably discharged, or have sex with animals.
  • In 1997 the EEOC ruled that  disseminating derogatory electronic messages  regarding `ebonics' " to your co-workers is against the law.
  •  Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton have used the Civil Rights Act to shake-down corporations to the tune of millions.
  •  Under the umbrella of the Civil Rights Act, democrats have created masterworks of ridiculous  racial gerrymandering
    LA-04
  • Here is a brief catalogue of some of what's been described by various agencies  and courts as "harassment" under the CRA:
             Co-workers' use of "draftsman" and "foreman" (instead of "draftsperson" and
             "foreperson"). "Men Working" signs. Sexually suggestive jokes, even ones that
             aren't misogynistic. Derogatory pictures of the Ayatollah Khomeini and American
             flags burning in Iran. In the words of one court's injunction: remarks "contrary to
             your fellow employees' religious beliefs." "Offensive speech implicating
             considerations of race." (Eugene Volokh, 1997)

Dittos, Mr. Steele

* I think Americans are all for equal rights under the law.  That includes [ahem] allowing police to ask  traffic violators with Mexican features to show identification - like the rest of us. 
”

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Stop it, right now.

Canker Blossoms

Boned Jello

Nobody who wears a suit can be vacuous enough to waste time and space on a gesture this no-count, can they?  I think he works for Adidas.

Fake Science

I'm so freaking browned-off!

Boned Jello

I am so bored today.  Is bored the word I'm looking for?  No, too ...  meh..  How about "ennuied?" Wait, " browned-off!"  What's the derivation of that?  Maybe from "brown-out?"  A real stretch, but I'm going with it.  Anyway, I did learn things from this site that I never knew.  A good science blog for today's kids. Whoa ... I thought Pluto wasn't a planet?   PS- WOOT has a Asus 12" Netbook for $239.99.  That's what I paid for the 10" (but with a cd burner and laser mouse).   I really love mine.  

Democrats are da bomb ...

What's more destructive ...?


Frank & Evvy from Arizona sent me this in E-mail form, and I just had to produce it.  A little more than 2 minutes, but has a punch (I hope).

Just because

The Guy From Brooklyn Begat
The Guy From Boston, and
There Was Rant


Frank & Evvy

Gummint- Friend or Foe?

JFC!-WTF?
Biometrics Exemption Bill



How intrusive has gummint become?  Here's information on a bill that will/can exempt you from stuff you didn't know you should be exempt from.  We need that D.C. bound asteroid, PDQ!

Nerd Wins

Nancy's Surprise Djou

Nancy's Surprise Djou

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“ Replacing former U.S. Rep. Neil Abercrombie (D HI) with a  coconut shell would have been a plus for the nation; replacing him with a Republican  is glorious.  As you can see by the numbers, Djou benefited from a toxic intra-party battle between the two Democrats, who garnered 59% of the vote betwixt them.  Let's hope Rep. Djou's term lasts longer than six-months.  Maybe Djou can get hold of Obama's birth certificate in that time.  [Story]
Party Candidate Votes Percent
R Charles Djou 67,610 39.7%
D Colleen Hanabusa 52,802 31.0%
D Ed Case 47,391 27.8
”

Three Branches

Comment of the Day
“ It's time we oust our two party government and go back to a  three branch government.  The Republicans and Democrats are content to  take turns messing up our country every four to eight years.  A  president not only controls his party's congressional delegates but [can] also stack the courts with like minded puppets willing to ignore the  constitution for the good of the party.  Remove party affiliation from  every ballot and let them run on the own merits. - Comment by USMC8541 ”
Boned Jello
 I added the "can" qualifier to USMC8541's court stacking element.  There exists no greater difference between Republicans and Democrats then the latter's use of the courts as a legislative vehicle, and the former's strict constructionist view.  Other than that, it roused me. Scottiebill's response is worth while too.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

USMA * Teh ONE

At West Point, Obama
Embraces Carter Doctrine



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(AFP OUT) U.S. President Barack Obama shakes hands with Col. Jacqueline D. Van Ovost, commander, 89th Airlift Wing, Andrews Air Force Base after arriving at Andrews Air Force Base May 22, 2010 in Camp Springs, Maryland. Obama traveled to West Point, NY to deliver the commencement to address to the graduates of the U.S. Military Academy. (May 21, 2010 -

“ The poseur-in-chief:
  • offered a glimpse of a new national security doctrine that distances his administration from George W. Bush's policy of preemptive war, emphasizing global institutions and America's role in promoting democratic values. (the two being mutually exclusive in his world).
  • The international order we seek is one that can resolve the challenges of our times ... (take the UN for example)
  • (sotto voice) "are these guys armed? "
  • "Countering violent extremism and insurgency; stopping the spread of nuclear weapons and securing nuclear materials; combating a changing climate and sustaining global growth; helping countries feed themselves and care for their sick; preventing conflict and healing its wounds."(reading from the Welcome Wagon Hostess Guide)
  • He also took note of the fact that the class's top two graduates are women, (which goes to things I won't get into)
”
When my kid graduated law school, the address was delivered by Jesse Jackson.  Sitting that close, and enduring his prattle for an hour - without drawing attention to myself - was pretty hard.   The only way I could have gotten through this deal,  is pretend it was a NASCAR event - hoping there would be no horrible crash into that grandstand.

The CSA wins the War of Rebellion, and ...

People are always asking:
“ Hi Rodge:

You said that had the CSA prevailed, the South, having learned from its mistake of having a one crop economy, would have industrialized.  With slavery proscribed by the Southern aristocracy, who saw the  deleterious effect it was having on its sons, this freed work force was quickly absorbed into an industrial economy, by necessity.  What would the long term effect have been on the United Socialized States?  You know, what with them going the way they've gone, and the CSA having a free economy, no income tax, and no living convicted serial killers?
And would you have granted the Obama's political sanctuary?

Tom Jones
Toronto

”
Thanks Tom.  You did a fair job of capturing the essence of my 1260 page book.  To answer your first question, this satellite image. To the second, no.
Boned Jello
Satellite image, December 12, 2009

Democrats Can't Read

Sing Along With Jan




O Club Sherry

I think I love me

Ruh-Roo




ThoR

shitbegone





Merrily

We follow all the law we agree with ...

“You have to throw people like him
down a crapper, head first.
”
 Thomas Jefferson, during a  May 22, 2010 seance.
“ A top Department of Homeland Security official reportedly said his agency will not necessarily process illegal immigrants referred to them by Arizona authorities.

That would be John Morton, assistant secretary of homeland security for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. As he sees it:

The law, which criminalizes being in the state illegally and requires authorities to check suspects for immigration status, is not “good government,” Morton said.
[Mark Steyn]
”

When you get right down to it, these Obamunists are anarchists.

The Only Choice




Check this out too


Ka-Ching!

Blondes

Saturday Blonde Joke

I need a nail
“ A couple of blondes in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

One of the girls, Jamie, walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

 

”





Obama resigns!!!

Obama To Create 17 New Jobs
By Resigning And Finally Opening That Restaurant


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I am not making this up .... Onion is.
“ WASHINGTON—In an effort to counter the highest unemployment rate the nation has faced in a quarter century, Barack Obama announced Monday that he will create 17 new jobs by resigning from the presidency to pursue his lifelong dream of opening a cozy little down-home restaurant just off the Galesburg, IL exit on Interstate 74. "Now is the time for drastic measures, and the several line-cook and serving positions that will be generated by Barry's Place are imperative to getting the economy back on track," said Obama, donning a white apron over rolled-up shirtsleeves ...
”

Aliens among us

Rand Paul

GOP officials try to help, and tame, Rand Paul

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“ WASHINGTON (AP) -- Even as national Republican officials seek ways to limit damage from Rand Paul's unorthodox remarks, the Kentucky Senate nominee raised more eyebrows Friday by defending the oil company blamed for the Gulf oil spill.

Those comments, on top of Paul's earlier suggestion that businesses should have the right to turn away racial minorities, sent gleeful Democrats into full attack mode while top Republicans pondered how to calm things down. [and he is exactly right ... ]
”
Do I have to say it?  These are the same people who tried to tame Sarah Palin; freaking out when the lib media reported non-existent interview faux pas and manufactured gaffes.  So, how did that work out?  Any candidate who takes direction from  the Republican Party is too stupid to make a difference, even if they do manage to get elected.  

Click-Click

"The gold package certainly has
a little bit of the bling quality.."

“

D.C. to begin using more-expensive Trojan condoms in HIV prevention program


D.C. officials are buying Trojan condoms to give away to high
school students and college-age adults.
D.C. officials are buying Trojan condoms to give away to high school students and college-age adults.

High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small and that getting them from school nurses is "just like asking grandma or auntie."

So D.C. officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms, including the company's super-size Magnum variety, and they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male, to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms.

”
What?  Is today some Commie plot to send me over the edge?  Well, it's too late MoFos.  Free condoms are the same as free hypodermic needles; an institutional surrender flag.  Magnum, indeed. Who's gonna ask for the dinky size?  Nobody, that's who.  And the damn things will fall of quicker than Obama's popularity. Let the little pricks buy their own  and reuse them, like in the old days.

Teahers and Judges in NYC

Eek! No boners here boss
Federal judge sides with city teacher Faith Kramer,
who used vulgar terms during lesson on AIDs



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“ "The words are entirely inappropriate," senior counsel Blanche Greenfield said.

"Their use in a classroom reflects unacceptable and extremely poor judgment by the teacher and is plainly not consistent with community values."

In the 2007 lesson, Kramer asked students at Intermediate School 72 on Staten Island to write down words they used when speaking about sex.

The results was a long list of slang terms, like banana and taco, jugs and family jewels. Some were obscure; a few were in Yiddish.

Parents complained and Kramer was booted from the classroom for eight months and denied a satisfactory rating while educrats investigated.
”

JFC!  The classroom isn't your dinner table, you stupid twat. Oh well, just makes it easier when I decide to press the blow-every-goddamn-thing-up button. 

via Chairman Ann

Osplatt

Fling a-bama!

Boned Jello

“ Watch as Obama falls on the bubbles or grab him and fling him about as you watch the physics. after  flinging that little jerk around, I now feel so much better! LOL
 
http://www.y8.com/games/Falling_Obama
 
Chrissie
Theodore's World blog
”
I remember posting this maybe 6-7 years ago, with different graphics.  If I was going to reconstitute it, there would be a hidden brick wall. Still fun; thanks Chrissie.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Come again?





Merrily

Union Scum

Unions to spend $100M+ in 2010
campaign to save Dem majorities


Wow, Barry's gonna be very pissed about that.  You know how he feels about special interest money skewing our election process.