Gleaners

A Gleaner's Smoke Break

(By anonymous, but I cleaned it up)

Guns 'n pubes

Today's Workplace

(click for slideshow) SondraK generously gave me this Onion link.  Truth be known, I think she wants me to promote her auction. stuff.(http://tinyurl.com/2c39y6p )  Okay, but $10,000?

One of millions

Whence and Hence Obama

Michael Savage and Cuzzin Ricky

Marching along here boss

Articles of Impeachment

There are several Obama Articles of Impeachment sites out there, as I expected there would be when I Goggled.   I chose this list, from Liars, Damned Liars, and democrats  because of its attention to detail.  The language may need lawyering up, but it's a fine, if incomplete list to use as a template.  In theory, just one of these charges, having passed muster in the House of Representative, would Impeach the bastid.  ADDITIONAL RELATED READING Articles of Impeachment  presented against President Andrew Johnson (Impeached) Articles of Impeachment  presented against President Richard M Nixon Articles of Impeachment  presented against President William Jefferson Clinton (Impeached) Additional fodder for thought- YOUR $$$ --> This Guy

“ Articles of Impeachment Resolution Impeaching Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors. Article 1:   Corruption Count 1, IG Gate : Barack Hussein Obama interfered with Gerald Walpin, who was inspector general of the government volunteer organization AmeriCorps as payment for assistance and support provided to his presidential campaign by Kevin Johnson. Count 2, Union PayOff:   Barack Hussein Obama directed that union supporters receive 53 percent ownership of the General Motors Corporation in payback for Millions of Dollars in Donations and support provided to his Presidential Election Campaign. This act violated 200 years of American bankruptcy law by placing unsecured interests before the secured interests of bond holders. Count 3, Union PayOff: Barack Hussein Obama repaid Unions for cash and support provided to his presidential campaign in the form of exemption from taxation on “Cadillac Health Insurance Plans”. Count 4, Acorn PayOff: Barack Hussein Obama repaid ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) for supporting his presidential campaign with voter registration drives (frequently fraudulent), “get out the vote drives” (including fraudulent votes), and cash donations (through fraudulent internet donations) with targeted payment via his Stimulus Bill (2009) making ACORN eligible for up to 4 Billion Dollars in Taxpayer monies. Count 5, Bribe in Colorado Senate Seat Election: Barack Hussein Obama did offer a bribe to Colorado Senate Candidate Andrew Romanoff in the form of a paid federal job with his administration in exchange for dropping his primary bid against Senator Bennett. Count 6, Bribe in Pennsylvania Senate Election: Barack Hussein Obama did offer a bribe to Pennsylvania Senate Candidate Joe Sestak in the form of a paid federal job (Appointment to Secretary of the Navy) with his administration in exchange for dropping his primary bid against U.S. Sen. Arlen Specter. Count 7,  Bribe in Mollohan Obamacare Vote: Barack Hussein Obama bribed Congressman Alan Mollohan, D-WV by canceling a corruption inquiry into the congressman in exchange for his vote for Obamacare. Count 8,  Bribe of Rep. Jim Matheson: Barack Hussein Obama bribed Congressman Jim Matheson in the form of a federal judgeship in exchange for changing his prior NO vote on obamacare to yes. Count 9, Bribe of Congressman Bart Stupack:  Barak Hussein Obama bribed congressman Bart Stupak with appropriations benefiting his district two days before Stupak changed his vote in favor of Obamacare. Count 10, Union Payoff: Barack Hussein Obama did pay back union organizers for their their support and monies during his election and during the Obamacare debate with an executive order directing that billions of dollars in government contracts only be issued to companies using union labor. Count 11,  ACORN Corruption: In March of 2009 Barack Hussein Obama in payback to his campaign supporters and former employers the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) did order the department of Justice to halt its investigation into the voter fraud activities being conducted by ACORN in Massachusetts. Article 2: Obstruction of Justice Count 1, Panthergate: Barack Hussein Obama, Through his appointed agent, Attorney General Eric Holder, dropped charges against three agents of the New Black Panther Party, convicted of voter intimidation in payment for support for his presidential campaign. Count 2, Richardson Corruption Investigation: Barack Hussein Obama obstructed justice by cutting funding into the corrupt conduct of his supporter and nominee as Secretary of Commerce, New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson. Count 3, Mollohan Investigation: Barack Hussein Obama Obstructed Justice by canceling a corruption inquiry into the conduct of Congressman Alan Mollohan, D-WV in exchange for his vote for Obamacare. Count 4, Witness Tampering in Sestak Bribery: Barack Hussein Obama Obstructed of Justice into the investigation of his attempted bribery of congressman Joe Sestak by contacting Sestak’s brother and campaign manager. Count 5, Obstruction of Criminal Investigation into ACORN: In March of 2009 Barack Hussein Obama in payback to his campaign supporters and former employers the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) did order the department of Justice to halt its investigation into the voter fraud activities being conducted by ACORN in Massachusetts. Article 3, Count 1: Perpetrating a Public Fraud Barack Hussein Obama knowingly lied to the American people and to the Congress of the United States about the cost of his “health care reform” legislation and suppressed reports produced by his administration detailing the true costs of his program. Article 3, Count 2:  Perpetrating a Public Fraud Barack Hussein Obama knowingly lied to the American people and to the Congress of the United States about the unemployment figures facing Americans in an attempt to influence public opinion about his failing administration. (source) ”

Reality bites

End of the road?

Prince of Darkness

Someone may be able to help me out here,  for curiosity's sake. .  I  spent the better part of this evening surfing through Machiavelli's "The Prince."   Okay, through *sparksnotes.   It was my best guess on where to find the precept which states, in summation:  People forced to spend waking hours scratching out that day's sustenance, will have no time to foment rebellion. It was something I read years ago; maybe Eric Hoffer?  In any event, that eventuality is on my mind again.  This house of cards Obama  built  is but a gust of ill-wind away from collapse.  Another jolt like DEFICIT ADDS $165,040,000,000.00 -- IN ONE MONTH! could do it. Total financial collapse would put an end to any  citizen's revolt.  It would also be the exit point on that road to serfdom.  How galling.

The second jet

I hadn't seen this video before Muslim  ground breaking for the Ground Zero Mosque

Keith Halloran

“Just wish Sarah and Levy [sic] were on board [with Ted Stevens]."  David Keith Halloran, Democrat running for the N.H. House.

But wait, Keith David Halloran is compassionate.  Democrat NH House candidate Keith Halloran’s profile “ It is time to reclaim and recommit to America's special calling: to promote and inspire compassion, healing, care and justice, to champion humanitarian intervention and animal rescue ... . ” Way to go Keith ... ya stupid dumb Mick. While I'm on the subject, let's pile on. Democrat Caught Disguising Himself As Racist Rand Paul Fan

Democrats implode, Drag us with them

Democrats Cut Food Stamps to Fund Unions

Normally when your opponent begins killing their young, and eating their dead, you've won.  Except, with the death of federalism,  we're on the same team.

No negative images, please

America Is 'Bankrupt Mickey Mouse Economy': CIO

That's the kind of downer I'm getting in my e-mail.  This is the kind of uplifting stuff you should be working on.  And, no,  not you cuzzin ricky.

Obama Akbar

Choice

I forced myself to watch all of The Stoning of Soriah M by Iranian director Cyrus Nowrasteh. Based on a true story, it’s final scene – depicting an innocent woman buried up to her neck and having her skull slowly crushed by average men including her own father, husband and son throwing stones large enough to injure but not to immediately kill – is easily one of the most brutal events ever depicted on film. If only it were an exaggeration. [Iran’s descent into barbarism] ” For what it's worth, I dislike Israeli interference in our elections, and always have.  Still, like it or not, Islamo lunatics are people Obama, and the Democrat Party, have allied us with in a quest to crush Israel.  One of the two is our mortal enemy. So too, their respective leaders.

Hoof 5

Advance to the rear men

It's a war out there

For every adrenaline filled minute on the battle field,  there are days, sometimes weeks, of sheer tedium.  Exercises like  "dig a hole, fill it, dig it again" abound. I'm of course here speaking about dealing with the media, and their Democrat lapdogs; specifically, Obama's lack of standing to be president.  I'll wait the two minutes it takes to watch Odd Ball Chris Matthews attack birthers, using the classic "Advance to the rear" maneuver. I dug another hole while you watched.  Yes, another one.  Now I'll fill it. The green Hawaiian Certification of Live Birth document could be had by any person for the asking  Even Hawaii will not recognize it for applications to Hawaiian citizen only programs. It contains no birth certificate information, such as hospital, attending physician, or hour of birth. The  filing process of said COLB would likely include proforma notifications to newspapers of  birth announcements.  Sheesh. ODD BALL

For just a moment .. Ahhhh!

'IDOL' BACK TO SPEND MORE! My inner dyslexic gave me a momentary flutter

GAHHHHHH!

Eric Holder's Outrage du jour: Will Sue Sheriff Joe Arpaio Next Week

Michelle's Spanish Vacation

Taiwanese Animation  Michelle's Spanish Vacation

You won't need a translator via Weekly Standard Wait -  they did Jet Blue Flight Attendant too.

Eraser Board Fun

A nice HOPA calls it quits

Jodi Lou

Seperate but Equal

Mulsim Gays and Liars

A bar that caters to Muslim gays

I haven't watched Gutfeld for some time, for no particular reason.  His idea here, to open a gay bar next to the Ground Zero mosque, in order to bridge the gulf between Muslims and gays, is priceless.  He prefaced his remarks by saying, "if they own the land, and are not breaking any laws, then who can stop them?" Well, that's a problem. The developer lied when he said he owned the land.

Playing Grown-ups

Obama’s Birthday Fun Lasts Five Days - Maybe He’s Really 13?

“WITH Michelle and the girls out of town, Obama’s never-ending fantasy week reminded me of the 1988 movie Big with Tom Hanks. In the film, 13-year old Josh visits a fortune teller machine at an amusement park and makes a wish. He wants to  be grown up. The next morning he wakes up in the body of a 30-year old man. Unfortunately, he still feels and acts like a teen. He somehow falls into a job at a toy company, makes a very good salary and rents a fancy, Manhattan apartment. He and his best friend, Billy, furnish the place with bunk beds, basketball hoops, video games and generally  have a blast. It’s a lot like that at Barack’s place -the White House. The kid woke up and found out that he’s the leader of the best little capitalist country in the whole world. There’s nothing he can’t buy, there’s nowhere he can’t go and nothing he can’t do. There’s no adults in the House telling him ‘No.’  And a couple miles away his Democrat buddies and a few RINO’S keep giving in to his every demand. ‘Here’s a few trillion, little Barry, now go have some fun.’ [More] ”

Beards

Bathroom Cowboy

Barhroom cowboy I don't, for some reason, grow a beard quickly.  This one's 2 weeks old.  In that length of time my three boys would have beards you could grab hold of. Hell, maybe even my daughter could too. Nah.   This is the longest I've ever gone without shaving at all.  MoSup does not like the look, but since every other body part has quit on me, I'm going to reward the lone hard worker by giving it free reign.  There's another incentive too.  I'm waiting for one of the western states most likely to assert state's rights; Texas, Arizona or Oklahoma, to do it.  When I show up to help out, I want to blend in;  not look like some effete city slicker. I think the cowboy hat (rollover) adds dignity and fearsomeness to an otherwise scroungy look, wot?  Being a bathroom cowboy is better than being a bathroom athlete, what with the shame, and all.

Exit Chutes

Give me a Ma Deuce and an exit-chute.

I'm appreciating how Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater felt when he went ballistic; cursed  passengers over the plane's intercom, then grabbed a six-pack before leaving via the emergency exit chute.  Three years ago we had retirement funds; The USA was strangling al-Qaeda and the Taliban in Iraq and Afghanistan; there was a sense of order.  I'm looking at this picture of a young,  pregnant Afghan woman.  She was publicly flogged, then beheaded by the Taliban for conceiving out of wedlock.  I want to use an exit chute.  Obamunists have irrevocably changed for the worse, not just our nation,  but the world.  Well into my dotage is no time, as MoSup reminds me,  to be consumed with thoughts of revenge,  lynching, and machine gunning.  Most frustrating, though, is where would I begin? I am not alone.  Sigh

The Bilbo Dildo

Meet Republican Brian Bilbo

Had the late Fred Allen gotten a load of him, his blowhard Sen. Beauregard Claghorn  may have had an empty headed side-kick named Rep. Brian Bilbo.  California amazes.  Watch here  as Bilbray sidles up with MSNBC's Ed Schultz, and confuses being born in the United States with the natural born citizen requirement to become president.  He later states in the original, "George Bush became president, didn't he?"

Chapter 11

Why we need to let states go broke

“H ere's the key: The reforms must require that states abrogate their public-employee union agreements in the bankruptcy process, just as private corporations like Delta and Chrysler have done. The wage hikes, the work rules, the pension plans all go out the window. ”

But, that was then

'the battle ... was won on the playing fields of Eton'

Why clowns should be neutered

It's genetic

Vladimir Ilyich Obama

"...  and punished Republican dominated Virginia? "   Virginia stands to feel the most pain from defense cuts

“ It's likely to dwarf the effect of jobs lost at International Paper, Verizon Wireless, Cooper Vision, Smithfield Foods and USAA, said James Koch, economics professor at Old Dominion University and co-author of the annual State of the Region report. If those previous closings were storms, Koch said, "this is going to be a hurricane." Dangerous winds in JFCOM closure ”

Obama stirs the party faithful Revenge. That's my read on yet another Obama initiative (see Utah land grab) that hurts a state that's entirely at odds with his style of government.  Virginia has been in the forefront of resistance to his health and immigration stands, and I see this as no coincidence.   But, that's just me.

Democrat Nation

Senate Democrats OK Amendment to Allow Abortions at US Military Hospitals

“ When ex-President Clinton allowed abortions in military facilities from 1993 to 1996, all military physicians (as well as many nurses and supporting personnel) refused to perform or assist in elective abortions. In response, the Clinton administration attempted to hire civilians to do abortions. ”

Krauthammer Spamformation Material

Charles Krauthammer Sounds Alarm    Obama hell bent on revolution

“ 3. Obama has a ruthless quest for power. He did not come to Washington to make something out of himself, but rather to change everything, including dismantling capitalism. He can't be straightforward on his ambitions, as the public would not go along. He has a heavy hand, and wants to level the playing field with income redistribution and punishment to the achievers of society. He would like to model the USA to Great Britain or Canada .  (Charles Krauthammer  - see links below) ” Tom Mann sent me this Krauthammer article, which immediately struck me as a good candidate for "spamformation." That is,  sending to family and friends who need reminding about how they ruined the country when the voted for this wet-back poseur.  I prepared two formats;  Krauthammer-Prime.html,  for your perusal, and Krauthammer-E-mail.html,   for spamforming.  Both have the same content, but,  having received hundreds, if not thousands of these things myself, it's obvious that there is a certain formatting discipline for them.  I did my best to comply.  You're welcome.

Axillism? Sounds like a commie movement

TEN  13 Things You Didn't Know about sex

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Filibuster

A Short History of the Filibuster

“After talking non-stop for 10 hours and 35 minutes, Huey Long informed his fellow senators that he wasn't a bit tired. "I would just as soon stay here and go ten more hours," he said. "I am in hog heaven here discussing this thing." It was 10:30 on the night of June 12, 1935, and Sen. Long had been yakking since noon, trying to prevent a vote that he knew he would lose. The Senate was prepared to pass an extension of President Franklin Roosevelt's National Recovery Act, which Long opposed, and he was trying to talk the bill to death. Huey was a very entertaining talker, so spectators packed the gallery, many of them Shriners in town for a convention. "I seem to have new inspiration," Long announced. "I seem to hear a voice that says, 'Speak ten hours more.'" ”

High Seat

Pleasure Cycling

Thr

John Dickerson: Ignorant asshat

The Answer is - no conspiracy just staggering shallowness

“D uring a discussion of California's Proposition 8 being overturned on CBS's Face the Nation on Sunday, fill-in host John Dickerson questioned Family Research Council President Tony Perkins's assertion that the federal judge who made the ruling was openly gay:  'You mention this claim that he's openly homosexual. I'm not sure if that's, in fact, the case.' (Newsbusters) ”

Liberal media.  Unchallenged+Uncriticized = Incompetent. It's that simple.  Anybody in this room has broader knowledge,  about almost anything, than any Lib talking head/reporter. No exceptions.  It's that simple.

The Melting Mountain

Okay, God is pissed Obama is the last straw

Tom Mann

And here I've been saying 'Soetoro'

The Good News Government Motors will spend $500 Million on a new plant to build engines and a new vehicle. Teh Bad News The plant is in Mexico

It's crunchy out there

Camden Closing Library System

The story book president

No birth certificate among passport documents Conspicuously missing documentation from file stating Obama born in Hawaii

“P assport documents for Stanley Ann Dunham Soetoro recently released by the State Department did not include any birth-certificate documentation for Barack Obama, despite a memorandum in the file claiming he was born in Honolulu. ”

Documents released under the FOIA include an attempt by Lolo Soetoro (Barry's step-father) to document Barry's US Citizenship.  The apparent approval document "  signed by "Mr Mix," accepts Lolo's assertion, but without reference to supporting documents. “ In contrast, various forms in the Freedom of Information Act release clearly indicate when corroborating documents have been presented. For instance, an examining Immigration and Naturalization Service and State Department official filing a particular report had examined the divorce decree between Barack Obama's mother and his father, Barack Obama Sr., to establish that the parents were legally divorced. ” Reporter Jerome Corsi reported last week that "what should have been a clear opportunity to see a birth certificate for Barack Obama Jr. was lost when the State Department destroyed any and all passport documents that may have existed for Dunham prior to 1968. "  They saved all this minutiae, but destroyed the birth certificate. Of course they did. Aside:  Don't forget the under-reported story of Tim Adams, the former senior elections clerk for the city and county of Honolulu, saying "There was, and is no Obama birth certificate."

Santa Anna?

Texas GOP set to defy RNC on early primary

“  The chairman of the Texas Republican Party will try to jump his state ahead of other less-conservative states in the 2012 presidential-nomination contest, The Washington Times has learned. "We are more likely to get a Ronald Reagan than a John McCain to head our national ticket if we have a February primary," Texas Republican Party Chairman Steve Munisteri told The Times, thumbing his nose at a just-concluded vote by the 168-member RNC to penalize any state that schedules its presidential nominating contest before April 2012. The four exceptions are Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Nevada. [Full] ”

If we want states to thumb noses at over-reaching federal law, this is a good baby step.  And a good one.  Here's a sign of GOP squalor,  however.  “ Meanwhile, Republicans desperate to head off a second term for RNC Chairman Michael S. Steele  ...  a highlight of the (recent RNC) meeting was his smothering opponents' hopes of embarrassing him with a no-confidence vote. ” Desperate?  Yes. But what's the problem?  I would think Steele's ouster a foregone conclusion.   His allies in the GOP are the braniacs who allowed the New York Times, and democrat cross-voters in the primaries to shackle us with John McCain.  Any resurgence of GOP prospects this fall are entirely due to Tea Partiers, not, no, despite Michael Steele's GOP.

Extreme Forensics

I know him

The news report is in Spanish; no problemo.  A cab driver named Raphael Vargas was killed.  A witness described the murderer so well that a police sketch artist drew this photo-realistic depiction of the most wanted man in whatever country they were in. [More Epic Police FAILS]

An observation, not an endorsement

Lesson: When the rule of law breaks, peeps ad-lib.

“D   espite a rap sheet that includes 22 arrests, as well as pending felony charges from May, Vincent Carmona, 24, was set free just five days after he shot 2 year-old  Jayleen Jones in front of her Coney Island home. Yesterday, Carmona was found shot three times [Full] ”

Michelle & Oprah - Pistols at dawn

Wookie's War

“A   distraught Oprah Winfrey is telling pals her "thank you" for helping Barack Obama win the presidency has been a knife in the back. A jealous first lady has frozen the talk queen out of the White House inner circle, say insiders. "Oprah is devastated," revealed a friend. "She had no idea that Michelle was so jealous about the influence she had on Barack. She hated the way her husband would huddle with Oprah over strategy and jump when she called. "The jealousy and anger was eating up Michelle. During the campaign, she vowed Oprah would not be a part of the new administration.   "Oprah had visions of being a close adviser to the president and a regular visitor to the White House. She was actually planning to redecorate the famous Lincoln bedroom, which is reserved for special guests of the first family. "But in the first 10 months of the Obama administration, Oprah has visited the White House only twice, and one visit was for a business meeting to do an interview with Michelle for O magazine. "And that was a disaster. Oprah arrived with her friend Gayle King, but was shocked to find Michelle cold and distant. Worse, she all but ignored Oprah and directed her attention to Gayle. It was as though Oprah wasn't even there." (continued)  ” Oprah lost her hold on American women when she carried water for an illegal alien early on.  Her show, her reputation, - kaput!  But, the Wookie?  There is a script for elitist, self entitled First Ladies from Chicago, who are hated by the public (wait).  They run for a US Senate seat from New York, and are warmly embraced.  The media swoon and flutter.

Reeking of Mousepad

Obamanagment

Alleviating Stress at 1600

Stress Related

Clipped and saved for over a decade, this reads like it was written yesterday.

“ GEORGE: All right. So, what theatre you wanna go to tonight? We got 61st and 3rd or 84th and Broadway. JERRY: Which one you wanna go to shmoopy? SHEILA: You called me shmoppy. You're a shmoopy. JERRY: You're a shmoopy! SHEILA: You're a shmoopy! JERRY: You're a shmoopy! GEORGE: All right, shmoopies...what's it gonna be? Pick a theater. JERRY: Uh,..we'll go to 3rd Avenue. So, can you come with us for lunch to the soup place? SHEILA: No. You have a good lunch. Bu - STOP! This clipping ” Now you're being silly Oh yeah!  Well - the ocean called, and it's out of shrimp!

Tea Baggers Fight Back!

BUMPED

Fight Back a great video

TRPOF (The real prince of France)

Maryland Monsters

Get Me The Flock Outta Here! Maryland governor uses tax dollars to track your every move

“Like speed cameras and red-light cameras, Mr. O'Malley's license-plate recognition cameras photograph the plates of passing motorists. Within a matter of seconds, a computer system looks up the vehicle owner's identity and cross-references it against a 'wanted' list after recording the time, date and GPS coordinates of the vehicle. ... it allows tracking of persons of interest using cameras located in dozens of local jurisdictions.  'We believe it's the first,' ... . ” Common sense, and a lifetime of instruction about freedom, and maintaining it, screams out -"Remove this government by force if necessary, and hang its leaders by their necks."  Or, did I go to a different school? I mean this in the good way, of course.

Sidney Lives?

Obama's weekend with the boys; belated birthday BBQ Sunday

Anchors Ole!

Across Texas, 60,000 born to noncitizen  mothers - 11,000 at Parkland

Obama's not even an anchor baby

reTodd