Tuesday, January 25, 2011

What's worse than Democrat scum?



The Olbermann Script

Liberals trying to draft Keith Olbermann
for Joe Lieberman's Senate seat


Olbermann's Script

Lieberman Leads Olbermann 72%-27% With 92% Counted

Lieberman Wins With 74% of Vote

Olbermann  Won't Concede
Cites Voting Irregularities

Moveon.org To Pay For CT. Senate Recount!

1,807,276 Uncounted Ballots Discovered in New Haven Warehouse

New Haven Votes Put Olbermann Over The Top

Connecticut Supreme Court Validates Olbermann' Election



Pootie and Islamo MFCS

To Russia With ... Hate
“   On that very day [9/11/2001], President George W. Bush began his address to the nation with the assertion that "our way of life — our very freedom — came under attack." He said, "America was targeted for attack because we're the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world."

Certainly no one can say that about the Russia of Vladimir Putin, the former KGB operative who has done everything in his power to maintain an undemocratic grasp on power and darken his countrymen's opportunities for freedom — including his likely being behind the murder in London four years ago of dissident Russian journalist Alexander Litvinenko, courtesy of a radioactive isotope slipped into his tea.
”

Help me out here.  Was it Tom Clancy's Red Storm Rising that had as it's plot a supposedly economically crippled CCCP getting aid from the U.S., while  preparing to send tanks into Germany?  Due diligence kept that scenario in my brain after the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991. But with the siege on old-liners holed up in Moscow's White House, I became a believer. [Tangential Obama discourse]  George Bush's Pootie-Poo show, very similar in retrospect to FDR's Uncle Joe attempt to humanize Stalin, was also somewhat disarming.  Today, I think Tom Clancy is back in business, doing what he does best; writing extremely accurate novels about the Evil Empire Rising. Oh. I love that Iran's sponsored Islamo terrorists are biting the hand that feeds them nuclear capability. Do it again.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Obama, a poseur's Poseur

Obama: Reagan saw that 'we are all patriots'
Nancy Reagan thinks she's lwavinh her car for service
Nancy Reagan thinks she's dropping the station wagon off for service as  Obama instead signs papers that commit her to the Jack Kevorkian Center for geriatric disposal.

I can't think of anything as cynical as Obama's sudden in-your-face personality change.  If this was a POW camp, he would be the guy who accepts the cigarette and extra dessert from the interrogator, and screams bloody murder while drawing maps for his captors.   I knew Reagan, and Reagan would not for an instant think of Obama & Co. as anything less than evil incarnate.  That's all I have to say about that. Others are obviously differently focused. Someone, then, am the problem, and I vote it amn't me.

NOW!


NOW!

Time Lapse

TIME LAPSE


Time-Lapse

I condemn this cartoon

Bobby's Files

A dark corner of Camelot
50 years after President Kennedy asked his brother Robert  to oust Castro,
RFK’s files at the JFK Library remain in family control, largely out of view


“   Stacked in a vault at the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum in Dorchester, individually sealed and labeled, are 54 crates of records so closely guarded that even the library director is prohibited from taking a peek. ”
Let's guess what's in there: *
  1. Film of Bobby and JFK having a Marilyn Monroe "sexwich."
  2. JFK's missing brain, and autopsy records
  3. Evidence of his father's dealings with the underworld.
  4. Tape of Bobby's strange phone call only hours after Jack's assassination to a Cuban safe house in Washington. "One of your guys did it," he said, apparently referring to the anti-Castro Cubans living there.
  5. Evidence that his father had actually wanted to have son Edward (Ted) 'Lobotomized', but in a drunken stupor took Rosemary instead.
  6. Taped phone conversations of him setting up a contract killing of Castro with the Mafia.
  7. Keepsake photo of MM corpse just after he killed her.
  8.  ...

* I made just one of the possibilities up. None of these.

Nullification Now

“John Marshall has made his decision;
let him enforce it now if he can.
”
“ What if Washington made a law and nobody paid attention? Or even more significantly, what if states specifically repudiated it and threatened to prosecute those enforcing it?

The question's no longer are rhetorical.
”

Scene from 'The Second Civil War'
Scene from 'The Second Civil War'

The WND article posits,"The questions no longer are rhetorical but a real option as eight states consider a blanket nullification of the Obamacare nationalization of health-care decision-making advances in their legislatures."

“ "Thomas Jefferson advised, 'Whensoever the general government assumes undelegated powers ... a nullification of the act is the rightful remedy,'" states the Tenth Amendment Center, which advocates a return to the constitutionally delegated powers for the federal government.

"When states pass laws to reject and nullify unconstitutional federal 'laws,' regulations and mandates – it's not rebellion ... it's duty," the organization states.
”

Let's suppose that we're lucky, and the states are plucky enough to move on this.  The next step would most likely be a decision by the Supreme Court on the legality of nullification.  I'm not at all sure how this court would rule, but what if it sided with Obamunists?  That's where Andrew Jackson's supposed response to John Marshall comes in.

“John Marshall has made his decision; let him enforce it now if he can.”

There is some question over whether President Andrew Jackson uttered that threat, but an awful lot of time has been spent by lawyers and constitutionalists arguing its merits.  We know that Marshall did nothing in response.  We shan't know here unless this argument is invoked re: Obamacare.  And then it hinges on whether the states hold their ground; no certain thing.  But if they do, I can't see them losing.  I can't see the Federals sending in troops.  It would be good for the nation to find out whether the concept of federalism is dead, or not. It would be good if a whole mess of constitutionally questionable laws were nullified.  Then we could vote with our feet again.


Olbermann Twitters

Is There Anything Funnier Than
Olbermann Tweets by Olbermann Twits?
Olbermann fans share their personal tales of heartbreak and loss

Olbermann Twits

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Sunday, January 23, 2011

Spaghetti on Italian

Three Carbs Vroom-Vroom
Three4 Carbs

Red Knobs

Red Knobs
Look! Red Knobs!

Not Black&White

Obama; McCain Jr.

aka - flights of fancy
“   On the left the straw being grasped and held as if it was a baseball bat about to knock something somewhere out of the park is, "His numbers are UP!"  ... the meaning ... is evidently that with one successful "Together we mourn" speech tucked under his belt, and the bowl of warm "Jobs" drool about to be served to the nation and congress this week, there is nothing, but nothing, in the next two years that will deny him The Resurrection.

By Qiu-Yang

But not all straws are in the desperate grasp of the left. On the right we hear -- when it comes to the magic Mitt man -- the same refrain, "His numbers are UP!" The breathlessly repeated news kibble that Romney Wins New Hampshire Republican Straw Poll is supposed to be an indicator that... well.... "His numbers are UP!" [Vanderleun- Two Straws in Desperate Grasps]
”

Barbie Outsourced

A Fun Cruise

Today's Boner
To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia!

We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa, Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later.

Boned Jello
Also included:  Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am.
Normally I wouldn't  have even opened the  e-mail advertisement for THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE; but I did.  WHOA!  I really didn't have a bucket list before, which is sad, but now I do!  My first thought was to raise the $28,000 (Veranda , double occupancy; complete with bench rest).and treat Kim & Connie du Toit.  I have a book idea I want to run by Kim, (called "My Autobiography").   But Hell's Bells; they've already been!
Kim&Connie"
Six attacks in 4 days were more than we expected.
"

"I bagged three pirates, My wife nailed two, and our 12-year old niece sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Kim and Connie du Toit - Texas

Somalia Cruise Route

You'll

Relax like never before !

  • That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.
  • If you don't have your own weapons, you an rent them from our onboard  Master Gunsmith.
  • Enjoy reloading parties Every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night !
Thor

Touche' Douche'


How to please your husband
and ask the boss for a raise.
(After 60 years+, we discover it's a two-fer)
You know, sometimes things are good for dual purposes.   Like using baking soda to make a nice biscuit,  and deodorize the refrigerator; or using Coke to remove rust.  

caleeb-weintraub
click


Thanks Madison Avenue!

Teachers With Guns

Giving guns to teachers:
“ It was inevitable that someone would push a plan to allow teachers to pack concealed guns, and now, someone has, that someone being Nebraska state Sen. Mark Christensen, who has even submitted legislation to that end. WaPost:A Nebraska legislator submits bill ”

caleeb-weintraub
Caleb Weintraub

Valerie Strauss says this is "inevitable," but doesn't say why.  It's worth pondering what social conditions made it thus?  How far into the discussion can you get before using "Liberal," Hollywood," or "MFCS" as an adjective?


FWIW:
caleeb-weintraub   The only school district in the country believed to allow guns to be carried into public K-12 schools is the Harrold Independent School District in Texas, where the policy went into effect in 2007 and requires that those carrying the guns get training and use bullets that shatter when they hit a hard surface. [backdoor]
”
Begging the question:   "How many kiddies have been massacred in the Harrold Independent School District since? "  Or teachers assaulted? 

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Escalator Art

Best Downer Ever




Jimmy Connors extraordinarily return

Jimmy Connors extraordinarily return
Celebrating Genius



“ Former American No.1 tennis ace Jimmy Connors on a senior tour in 1991, produces the winning shot out of thin air. Today this is not a legal shot as rules state the racquet must be in the player's hand at moment of contact. But at the time it was legal, as long as the player caught the racquet before it hit the ground, as Connors did.
”

Try this in bed first

Try this.  Tell me if it works.
If it doesn't, send pics.


Bottoms-up



Viacom is becoming a real social nuisance

Oh. Well, in that case.
I mean, that never was the case in the past.
True Love
He's happy to see me.

MTV PORN: Parents Television Council Calls for Fed Investigation Into 'SKINS'...

VIACOM PRESENTS: SEX AT 15!

Young Star Defends: 'It's What Teens Are Doing'...

First lady, Wal-Mart reach pact on nutrition

'spchly estrogen

Wal-Mart's been trying to build 4-5 stores in D.C.  Watch. Now they will.  They win.

Rush Joins The Birthers

A 1000 Pound Gorilla Joins the ‘Birthers ’
Governor of Hawaii Can't Find Barack Obama's Birth Certificate?


Here's about 8 minutes of audio  from Rush's first hour on Friday.  Here's the Full.Transcript. 

Must be New York

Girls in Black Dresses




Friday, January 21, 2011

MSNBS Wipes Itself

Olbermann S__T Canned!

“   MSNBC issued a statement that it had ended its contract with the controversial host, with no further explanation. Olbermann hosted the network's most popular show, but his combative liberal opinions often made him a target of critics.

Olbermann did not explain why he was leaving.
Olbermann Begging
Next stop?  Past Olbermann types kicked off  network jobs - for being too over-the-top  left-tard,  in a medium noted for left-tardery (Bryant Gumbel; Bill Maher) - were given a home on HBO by Time Warner.  Wait, he's a natural to replace Robert Gibbs, wot? 

Irský tanec dívky, aby mi radost

České uzeniny nás tančit s
radostí a nás taky nadržený.


České uzeniny nás tančit s radostí a nás taky nadržený.

Jezte sračky a zemřít!

Screw This

Boned Jello
“ Co neočekávaný luxus mít dva indické restaurace na stejném bloku v Praze.

It may not, of course, be so wonderful to be the lesser of these two, but as a resident, it's an excess I never dreamed of. Nemusí to ovšem být tak krásné, že je menší z těchto dvou, ale jako rezident, je to více než jsem nikdy nesnilo. The Pind is only one block up from Dilli Delhi, both facing a playground in Vinohrady. Pind je pouze jeden blok až z Dilli Dillí, jak čelí hřiště na Vinohradech. While Dilli Delhi is below ground, The Pind, which has recently opened in the building that formerly housed the restaurant Vermeer, is spread over two floors. Zatímco Dilli Dillí je pod zemí, je Pind, který nedávno otevřel v budově, která dříve sídlila restaurace Vermeer, rozdělena do dvou pater. The upstairs smoking section has several expansive benches, while the downstairs dining room is much more formal, but still warm, and is nonsmoking. Nahoře kuřácká část má několik expanzivní lavičky, zatímco v přízemí jídelna je mnohem více formální, ale stále teplo, a je nekuřácká.
  [Padající pro Pind]
”
From now on I'm only going to blog Czech restautrant reviews because I don't understand a word of it, and therefore will not get pissed off to the point of using my Death Ray 2000.  I'm not kidding. Seru na vás Američtí demokraté. Jezte sračky a zemřít!

I am not your friend son

Who's the Nazi?

We Report; You Decide
Not Like Brand X

Rep. Adolf Cohen
Rep. Steve Alois Cohen

When Democratic Rep. Steve Cohen said that Republicans were like Nazis - for continuing to call the health care law passed in 2010 as a “government takeover of health care,”  I didn't get upset.  I have myself, since 2008, often drawn parallels between Obamunism and National Socialism (Nazis). Yes, I've made mistakes.  When Obama seized General Motors, and gave a big chunk of it to the his union allies, and then installed an Obamunist management team; well that was a seizure of production, very much a Soviet Socialism (commie) tactic.   But, on other counts I believe I prevail in this argument.  But you decide whether it's the Democrats, the Republicans - or both parties that deserve comparison to Hitler and the Nazis. The nation will abide by your finding.  Just answer these questions:

Schutzstaffe  Would Hitler and Nazis  ...

Or, Would Would Hitler and his Nazis -
X
Use the legislative process to reverse his seizure of health care?




  • Use organized union cadre to knock dissenter's heads at public meetings






  • Seize super majority control of the legislative process via fraudulent vote count


  • Seize control of the nation's healthcare, banking, and energy system against the people's will?


  • Create alliances with the most fascist regimes in the world.


  • Adopt a code written by one of the foremost radicals of the 20th Century.




Thank You For Participating.  If Obama's Nazis rush in while you're taking this test,  use this.

Chris IN, Landon OUT

gym locker archeology

Gym Locker Memo

found in a gym locker room in California