Virginia Beats the Crap out of Maryland ...

Tale of Two States One run by Democrats

“ Maryland Recommendations Pass a constitutional amendment to prevent raiding of Transportation Trust Fund. Implement 15 cents per gallon tax, phased in over three years. Increase vehicle registration fees by 50 percent. Increase title taxes from 6 percent to 6.5 percent. Increase mass transit fares. Double vehicle emissions fees, to $28 every two years. Increase miscellaneous MVA fees. [Evening Capital] Marylanders woke to that news.   Just a few months ago Governor Martin O'Malley raised the state's sales tax, promising it would take care of all those new increases.  He is of course a democrat, so I knew he was lying.  Not so most of my fellow Marylanders. Maryland and Virginia are separated by the Potomac River, but it may as well be the Gulf of Mexico.   The only state newspaper, The Baltimore Sun, once— (proudly) proclaimed "Maryland Overtaking Massachusetts as Most Liberal State!"  Since there is virtually no manufacturing left, and way more than 50%  are employed by misgovernment at some level, there is little hope things will change.  At the ballot box, anyway.   Virginia has what I consider to be the best government in the United States.  And it shows.  Republicans.  Conservative Republicans. That's the difference. This Just In Maryland Mulls Fee Hike -- For Flushing Toilet... ”

Jerry Springer uses his adultery ....

ASSHATS in History "Shoulda paid the bitch in cash"

“ In 1980 Jerry Springer used the Jimmy Carter "Lust in my heart" template in his Ohio Gubernatorial (why isn't it "Governatorial?" - except goober sort of fits here). race.  Unfortunately he lost, and went on to annoy the crap out of an entire nation for the next 30+ years. ”

Netfinger

George Soros, Netfinger UN Internet agenda tied to George Soros

“ "Frank La Rue, the U.N. Special Rapporteur on freedom of expression who made summer headlines when he proclaimed Internet access as a basic human right[...] Advocates of net neutrality, a position championed by the billionaire Soros and by the U.N., argue governments must regulate private censorship and bandwidth online to ensure it remains open and free. Soros, a philanthropist known for supporting [very] liberal causes, has articulated his belief in the need for greater U.S. government regulation of the Internet." The Internet is good, therefore it's a "basic human right." Therefore, all the people around the world who work every second of every day to keep the Internet running must continue to do so, or else they're violating our human rights. That doesn't really sound enforcable. [In America, no; in AmeriKa, "enforcement" is a piece of cake] Hey, maybe Soros is just meddling in the Internet to shut up people who criticize him and the ideas he's promoting? [UN Internet agenda tied to George Soros] * " NETFINGER" coined by Jim Treacher I snipped this comment at the time La Rue released his "report," wherein he claimed the internet was a human right. “ David Collier-Brown says: June 15, 2011 at 8:32 am I wonder if this is something of a “category error”? As a matter of policy, both the Canadian and U.S. governments contributed money and effort to rural electrification, to near-universal availability of telephones, and now to rural high-speed internet. At the same time, none of the existing human rights legislation that I know of considers access to any of these a right. Methinks we need a phrase, like the U.S. “pursuit of happiness”, which sums up things which one may or may not chose to have, but which cannot be frivolously denied to us… ” Of course in its simplest form, we know net neutrality is evil because George Soros is funding the effort to make it happen.  ”

Framing Obama ... .

Lessons in Photography Framing your subject

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Cose Pink Celebrates .....

Res ipsa loquitur

“ October 23, 2011 Dear Friend, Our movement for change is growing roots. Last week, LA became the first city in the world to pass a resolution in solidarity with the Occupy Together movement and we celebrated the one-month anniversary of Occupy Wall St. And CODEPINKers have lent their bodies and their voices to this grassroots movement for change. We’ve been wary of the “occupy” frame since it was first suggested. We take words seriously and since our primary focus is ending occupations and reinvesting in life-affirming activities, we will continue critiquing the movement as we help build it. We know that rape is an occupation of our bodies. We know that rape is used as a weapon of war. And we know that women's participation in decision-making is as imperative in resolving economic injustice as it is in resolving armed conflict. Together, we can ensure that ½ of the 99% are equal participants in the creation of a better world. Onwards towards gender inclusivity, Alli, C.J., Farida, Gayle, Janet, Jodie, Juliana, Kristen, Lisa, Nancy, Medea, Melanie, Rae, Rosie, Sanaa, Sharon, and Tighe P.S. Read Medea’s piece The Only 'Success' in Iraq is that U.S. Troops Are Leaving Join Women Occupy, a new network for women in the Occupy Together movement! Let us know your stories from local occupations Women Occupy tools Let's Occupy Together Follow @WomenOWS Like Women Occupy on Facebook Where's the unabomber when we really need him? Click-Click

Mash Note from Asia ...

Where I get a mash note from a beautiful young girl named Michelle I think.

“ I don't know who "kbriggs" is, but possession is 9/10  of the law. wot. ” ----- Original Message ----- Subject: Why am I writing you? #5127669 Date: Wed, 26 Oct 2011 18:05:08 -0400 (EDT) From: Michelle Hi michelle My name is Hektor Jones.not  kbriggs.  Is that ok?  I use the cputer at the Alafaya r ranch lieberry in orland0,  thsi is the  onliest time i ever got mail.  The l;iberry lady just took my picture in a computer camra.  do you like me.  Are you related to the president haha.  Seriusly, will you send me some naked pictures of you anf yor suster.   also Could you lone me $50 so I an get my tuckseedo out of the cleaners?  I have a bixness meeting soon and will pay you back dubble. . Witing for your letter back.  I relly love you. Hektor Jones                   Of course I am quite happily married for 62 years now, but you know.  This will just be one of those internet romances where I get money and pictures.  Wish us luck.

Opportunities in the used panty bidness. Wire TRKOF, San Francisco

Consumer Focus

“ Origins:   Used underwear that has supposedly been previously worn by schoolgirls is being offered for sale in vending machines in Japan. Though we don't know the current price for such items, in 1993 they sold for the equivalent of US $50 apiece. ” US $50 apiece! Ladies.  Are you thinking what I'm thinking?  E-mail me at King of France & Sweden Exports.  I know the Japanese.  Each pair will have a curly blond hair.  They'll be the mescal  of used panties, and the Japanese will go crazy for them at $200 apiece.

Felonius Munk Speaks to O

Stop It B! OBAMA PAY YOUR &*%$#% BILLS

"WARNING: carpet f-bombing, can't blame him though. Can you say you don't feel the same way?" Celt “ ”

Fairy Soap

I don't think this is properly "nostalgia"

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When is the IDES of MARCH?

JAY LENO: Well, you are by passing congress now and giving these executive orders. THE PRESIDENT: Yeah. JAY LENO: Explain that. Explain that.

“ THE PRESIDENT: Well, look, if Congress is gridlocked, if the Republicans in Congress refuse to act, then there is going to be a limit to some of the things we’d like to do, but there’s still some actions that we can take without waiting for Congress. So yesterday, for example, we announced working with some of the federal housing agencies. Let’s make it easier for people to refinance. A lot of these folks, because their homes are underwater now, their mortgages are higher than what their homes are worth, a lot of them are having trouble getting refinanced by their banks. And so they are locked in at high rates when rates should be a lot lower for them. We’ve said, “Let’s figure out a way to waive some of the fees, waive some of the provisions that are preventing them from being able to refinance.” And that could mean an extra couple thousand bucks in people’s pockets right now. They then have that money to buy a computer for their kid for school or what have you, and that will get the economy going again. So we are going to look for opportunities to do things without Congress. We can’t afford to keep waiting for them if they are not going to do anything. On the other hand, my hope is that, at some point, they start listening to the American people, and we can work with Congress as well. (Applause.) Segue: Obama's Imperial Presidency ”   Marc Miller

They grow so quickly - its nature

They grow so quickly

Caution - penis rollover alert - follow dotted line to safety That cost 50 Hail Mary's and Ten Rosaries Influenced by this exchange.  "Do you fancy Emily Watson in real life"

California Invasion Map! ....

WASTE NOT, WANT NOT

“ Anonymoose Map of the invasion that wasn't. Operation Downfall, the US invasion of Japan. (est. US casualties = 1,000000). Waste not, Want not Times are tough, even for an organization as well run as your Barn Army.  Just recently reader Greg alerted me to a real opportunity, but oh,no.  The Obama administration would rather go through the considerable expense of destroying the world's most powerful bomb than sell it to me for $122.94 (our balance).   Now Anonymoose (O Club) brings to our attention the War Department's 1945 invasion map of Japan.  Made unnecessary by .. that's right.  Nukes.  Aside from its historical interest, I figure that some of the greatest military minds in American history devised that plan, and why should it go to waste?  The Barn Army shall recycle it (roll over map) .  USA! UAS! USA! Smoke 'em if you gottem.  Dismissed. ”

Failed Democrat Pol Sues Over Election Loss

Failed Democrat Pol Sues Critics Over Election Loss

“ When voters in Ohio's 1st Congressional District threw Democrat Steve Driehaus out of office ... ” Is there anything to add?  Really.

e-Harmony Retro

e-Harmony Retro

“ ” Okay gents— you're on a desert isle.  Pick one.

Biden and Thug Nation

"This is a thug administration in action.

“ "Vice President Joe Biden's office has asked the U.S. Senate Press Gallery to investigate conservative journalist Jason Mattera's tactics during a recent interview, a process that could result in his press credentials being revoked, Mattera, the editor of Human Events and a widely known video ambush interviewer, caught Biden by surprise after asking if he would pose together for a joint picture. While embracing the vice president for the photo, Mattera asked Biden if he 'regret[s] using a rape reference to describe Republican opposition to the president's bill... ' 'I didn't use ” no, no, no,' Biden told Mattera amid a crowd of onlookers on Capitol Hill. 'What I said — let's get it straight, guy, don't screw around with me... I said rape was up three times in Flint. There are the numbers. Go look at the numbers. Murder's up, rape is up and burglary's up. That's exactly what I said.'" And he's exactly wrong, which is why he's now lashing out at the guy who publicly embarrassed him about his fact-free demagoguery. Mattera is defiant in the face of Biden's attempt at intimidation: "This is a thug administration in action.  [Reporter who bugged Biden: ‘They’re suggesting that my credentials get yanked’ for ‘rape’ question] ” Ahem.

End the federal marriage law? .......

Getting their priorities straight ...

“ Senate Democrats know what's important to the nation.  The failing economy!  No.  The Muslum problem?   NO.  Jobs being killed off by over-regulation!!  NO.   Fuel prices?  Nope, not that either ... Senate Dems begin push to repeal federal marriage law ”

John Murtha was a crook? Who Knew? ....

Once a Marine, Always a Marine Not you, Murtha

FBI long suspected dark side of powerful chairman... “ Wow, who knew?   ” In fairness to the FBI, in response to their 1980 ABSCAM sting that nailed a passel of crooked congress critters, the ruling Democrats  cut the FBI's budget.  The agency got the message, which is why I reckon  when we saw the Drudge "FBI long suspected ..." we wondered who?  Ted?  Pelosi? Reid? Sanford Bishop? Jesse Jackson Jr?  Jesse Jackson Sr?  Allan Mollohan?  Charlie Range? Linda Sanchez? , Loretta Sanchez?  Pete Visclosky? ....... long list of democrats..

Follow the trail ...

bits & pieces      Michelle Obama in Chicago for fund-raiser and healthy eating push

California doing it's own thing ...

CALIFORNIA THERE YOU GO Mexican ID Becomes Valid ID in Sonoma County

Enjoy, Señor Sample Map courtesy of Edgar Cayce

Get your freakon wtf?

What Gummint Does "Get your freakon girl"

“ Agent Thomas complained, 'can't tell which ones is pink panties!' TSA Sex Advice? Woman Finds 'Freaky' Note (rollover) In Luggage Frequent travelers may be used to finding an official note from the Transportation Security Administration alerting them that their checked bags have been searched, but rarely does the TSA take the opportunity to get a little more -- or a lot more -- personal with travelers. But that's what one blogger said a TSA officer did based on an unusual note she found in her luggage today. Jill Filipovic, a blogger at Feministe.us, tweeted a picture of the TSA notification on which, alongside the official form, someone had scrawled "GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL" in big capital letters. [Full CBS] ” Ruh-Roh! Now I'll be targeted by these guys.

Whinety Whine Poorcent ....

The Whinety Whine Poorcent

“ We’ve heard from the self-styled 99 Percent — self-pitying moonbats who blame freedom for the fact they are losers. Now a few words from the closely related Whinety Whine Poorcent: ”

Cain Advert ....

What a drag!

“ Some on Twitter speculated that the video, available on Cain’s official YouTube channel only through an unlisted URL, was a hoax. The two most popular commenters on the video said it was one of the worst political ads they had seen. [DC] This doesn't come close to being "one of the worst political ads;" nor the "best."   However, when Mark Block took that drag off a cigarette,  the subliminal message I received was "f_ck gummint telling you how to live."  So on the whole I was receptive to the message. ”

Geezers and Gummint Health Care

Coping With Obamacare

“ Merrily chips in with a plan to help us geezers  cope with Obamacare.  While I think her's is a good idea, this may be a tad more practical.  But thanks Merrily.  When you reach 40, you may understand why. So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now. And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore. Is this a great country or what? Merrily ”

Law by Babboon Thugs ....

Running Amok

“ ... on May 27, 2009, Obama released a memo about how great the FOIA is, and how he was going to make it even better by the power of his awesomeness:... and now— A proposed revision to Freedom of Information Act rules would allow federal agencies to lie to citizens and reporters seeking certain records, telling them the records don't exist. The Justice Department has proposed the change as part of a large revision of FOIA rules for federal agencies. Specifically, the rule would direct government agencies who are denying a request under an established FOIA exemption to 'respond to the request as if the excluded records did not exist,' rather than citing the relevant exemption. [STORY] ” Okay Boner, is it time yet?

Obama Doubles Down

Doubles-Down

“ Today, Obama will travel to Las Vegas where he will outline new steps to help borrowers refinance. The White House leaked the story to the Post’s chief competitors on the national newspaper scene, the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal, as well as Reuters. Quoting administration officials, here’s a portion of the Journal’s description of Obama’s proposal, which it says Obama is expected to talk about Monday:    The overhaul will, among other things, let borrowers refinance regardless of how far their homes have fallen in value, eliminating previous limits. The plan will streamline the refinance process by eliminating appraisals and extensive underwriting requirements for most borrowers. Fannie and Freddie have also agreed to waive some fees that made refinancing less attractive for some. Via Larwyn's Linx, Petty Punishment for the Washington Post exposes another Obama pettiness. The real story though is that, not for the first time, this nincompoop is giving us more of what poisoned us.

You are getting very sleepy ... .

Larwyn's Linx

10 Signs

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