CHICOMS joing with Obama and Dems

Tails of the Gun                          1000 Wolds I'm Barack Obama & I approve this request

An Obama approval poll you can trust ...

Tails of the Gun                           Made a quick stop at my favorite firearms shop today ... “ A priest and a rabbi came in to the shop to look at CCL Firearms. The owner of the store waited on them personally, determined exactly what their needs and comfort levels were and made a couple of great recommendations. Both made purchases. If this didn’t come from long-time correspondent, photographer, reporter, bumper sticker aficionado, and music impresario Danelle, I wouldn’t believe it. The owner comped both men free memberships to the local range as well as lessons. Before I left, I gave my salesman a list of pistols and rifles that I would be interested in acquiring in the near future – He added it to their very long list of orders. [Legal Insurrection- Full] An Obama approval poll you can trust ... ”

Ho Ho Ho

One Week To Go

Don't Shoot Your Eye Out!

Christmas Shoot-em-out

Rat-a-tat-tat

Police State Culture                    Yeah, scratch a ProgState, find a police state. Connecticut warns Facebook about user content “ However … (and this is a biiig “however”)  when that censorship is done at the behest of a government or under threat by a government, well, now we have a problem. [More:Doug M] Ding Dang skip to ma lou ”

Garmin

Barmin! Gramin! Garmin! It's been nearly three years since  I  you bought that Garmin sat-nav.  The battery is totally dead, so the only way to use it is with the cigar lighter electricity hose, and even then the destination has to be plugged in each time.  No memory storage at all.   Normally with these things I'd junk it and buy her a new one, but times are hard so I looked into battery replacement.  I mean, when the Apple i-pod crapped out, Apple said tough, buy a new i-pod. (do they still do that?)  Anyway, this made my day. The new battery was $19.95.  Free shipping, no tax, and they threw in the installation tool kit. By the by, there has not been a single time I've used this thing that I haven't said "This is the greatest gadget of all time."  This model has blue-tooth, traffic update (free) and loads of other features. My advice, buy Garmin, or go without. The others are rubbish.

All crime pales against Obama's presidency

What I See            Tell me Obama's been arrested, or leave me alone. “ So, she likes a nice boning.  Who doesn't? Note: This neighborhood bar is focusing on sports, sex, religion, and fun stories about misfortune that befall people we hate and despise.  Other than that, who cares?  Like this - UPDATE: Woman Convicted for Sex With Human Skeleton... ^ Theoretically this is sex, but what an insignificant story to make Drudge's front page.  In fact, there are no news stories on his front page, as we speak, that cause my blood to rise or fall.  The crime of the century is the Obama presidency.  By comparison,  nothing moves or shocks anymore.  Nothing. Certainly not that bit of silliness.  Take this current headline Union threatens Maine-to-Texas dock strike... I haven't followed up on it.  Just part of  the wall-to-wall Obama crime spree. Don't need to read it because here's what I know. The west coast dock workers union have been controlled or strongly influenced by the Communist party since the Harry Bridges days in the 1930s. Still are. They are not going to do anything to hurt a fellow traveler like Obama. Someone tell me if I've guessed wrongly.  ”

You do not want to be the one missing at the coffee-klatch

Sh%t Southern Women Say PART 1 PART 2 Seems right to me

Don't let mom throw your stuff out

Today's Tip

Mann

Ear Mites and Wesson oil

I had to put my beloved German Shepherd Boomer down because of ear mites that vets just could not get rid of.  It drove her so crazy.  And sumbitch, we had Wesson oil in the pantry. BUT WAIT! There's More

London Blitz

Interactive London Blitz “ One of those dots is where James May lives now, Cuzzin Ricky ”

Mike Bloomberg's Childhood Interests

Heh

Guns, Mental Illness and Newtown

Tails of the Gun   Guns, Mental Illness and Newtown “ Has the rate of random mass shootings in the United States increased? Over the past 30 years, the answer is definitely yes. It is also true that the total U.S. homicide rate has fallen by over half since 1980, and the gun homicide rate has fallen along with it. Today, Americans are safer from violent crime, including gun homicide, than they have been at any time since the mid-1960s. [Full] As the population rises ... ”

SAFE SEX

Hotel Safe Sex? Tommy Lee Smith

Guns Kill People crap again

Police State                               BOGIE at NINE-O'CLOCK “ MSNBC’s Ed Schultz Talks Gun ‘Confiscation’ But Wait— The U.S. also has a far higher rate of murders committed with knives, but I doubt that cutlery ownership is any higher in the U.S. than in Japan, Germany, and the U.K.  America is more violent than other nations in ways unrelated to guns and for reasons having nothing to do with the rate of gun ownership.-, Florida State Universit criminologist. We know what's going on here, but it may become a moot cause for Progressives.  Organized resistance is impossible in a police state, guns or no guns.   We play by the rules; they do not (obviously). Does your state have organized militia?  Mine does not. Tom Smith ”

Yo, bitch

Kids will be kids like what they see on TV “ Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Billy: "I wanna be a billionaire, have a beautiful bitch on my arm, give her a Ferrari worth a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel the world, a 200-foot yacht, an Infinite Visa Card, and I want to make love to her three times a day." The teacher, shocked with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and continues the lesson . . . " And you, Nancy?" "I wanna be Little Billy's bitch!" I know, but it made me laugh again; like this didn't. Merrily ”

I made a meme

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Cool Wall

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Doug M

... eternal vigilence, else....

Police State Culture                    If we're honest— American women especially seem to prefer government 'protection'— it must be said.

How's Your Torn Muscle?

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Ron Metzger

The face of Totalitarianism

Wounded Warriors in Bad Hands?

—   you cowardly berk.    “ Wounded Warrior Project rejects Gun Talk radio appearance because of show’s gun content. Tom Gresham, the host of the Gun Talk radio program, said on his show that the Wounded Warrior Project declined to be on his Veterans Day program because they “will not be associated with anything related to firearms.” Update- Wounded Warrior backpedals, to appear on Gun Talk Radio Sunday Evidently Leslie A. Coleman thought she was the public affairs director for Project Runway. A trip to the woodshed straightened  things out. Marc Miller feels better now.  ”

Crossing the Yalu

Police State Culture                    Holder Grants Gov. Ability to Develop and Store Dossiers on Innocent Americans “ As seen on TV In a secret government agreement granted without approval or debate from lawmakers, the U.S. attorney general recently gave the National Counterterrorism Center sweeping new powers to store dossiers on U.S. citizens, even if they are not suspected of a crime, according to a news report. The changes granted by Holder would also allow databases containing information about U.S. citizens to be shared with foreign governments for their own analysis. A former senior White House official told the Journal that the new changes were “breathtaking in scope.” But counterterrorism officials tried to downplay the move by telling the Journal that the changes come with strict guidelines about how the data can be used.[Full] "Innocent Americans" to Holder and his ilk are everyone not voting (at least once per cycle)  for Obama. That is neither an attempt at humor, nor an overstatement. When the President of the United States uses the Executive Order to impose gun controls, you know government have crossed the Yalu River.  It's "anything goes" with this lot. Tommy "Don't call me Leroy" Smith ”

Droning Away Here Boss

TECHNO THRILLS                                Wiiiiiiiiiiiii   Wheee!  What a boon to people living under the thumb of cruel dictatorship, wot.  Imagine these in the hands of say North Korean freedom fighters, whose dear leader loves to watch them publicly cow-tow for his pleasure?  Splatt-Paintballed!  Or almost any African continent peoples.  Of course you can be assured that dictatorships are rapidly putting into place the means to more tightly monitor all purchases by the proles.  People not constitutionally protected from their governments with, not only a right to bear arms, but the urging of their Founders to use them against any inevitable government gone-wild.  Thank God that here in the USA we only need use them for recreational purposes, like overflying  nude beaches, or watching Carol Solley get  dressed for cheerleader practice.  No need to worry about Hitlarian tactics here in the. USA!  Someone cue the Beach Boys! Paint Ball Use Only Tommy Lee Smith

A Princely Stittter. er Statter (CAPTION THIS)

"Tat .. I mean Tit .. Bloody hell, Thank you."

The Coleman Claque

Hitler's Mustache     For the Chirren   In 1981 Roger Coleman raped and stabbed to death his sister-in-law.  There was no DNA testing, and a previous conviction for attempted rape was not admissible.  Still, a year later blood and pubic hair evidence convinced a Virgina jury to sentence him to death.  The usual endless round of appeals ate up 10 years before Coleman's time ran out.  DNA testing had emerged, but was still primitive.  The best it could do is say that Coleman's DNA was 50% consistent with the killer's.  As Coleman's appeals ran out everyone from the Pope to Mother Theresa were responding to the media weep-a-thon.  Feeling pressure, Virginia Gov. Douglas Wilder folded.   If  Coleman could pass  a polygraph, he'd be released.  Yawn. Coleman flunked the test and was soon twitching and toasting in Virginia's electric chair. End of story, right?  Wrong.  DNA technology advanced, and the True Believer bleeding heart posse were convinced they now, finally, would have definitive proof of our barbarism.  They demanded another DNA test. In 2006, with the Washington Post leading the media charge, Gov.  Mark Warner ordered new DNA testing of Roger Coleman's spunk.  Alas, he was proved guilty; this time incontrovertibly.  His unctuous claque were left flabbergasted, fit to be tied and demoralized (temporarily anyway).  The nice young man had lied to them! Americans are so enamored of equality that they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom. - Alexis de Tocqueville - "Democracy in America" (1835 I think this parable contains an important truth about the Progressive psyche.  It's illustrative of their hauteur; they believe and expect that one example is enough to win any argument.  Enough to contravene existing law, practice, or tradition.  They believed with all their hearts that had Coleman been innocent, capital punishment would be banned.  And why not? Someone throws a Lawn Jart into another's head; congress bans Lawn Jarts.  Ditto peanuts and only God can count all the examples.  Guns, Healthcare; the list is endless. All enacted using a few (usually faked) sob stories. Freedom arrested by the tyranny of a minority. *Sound of boot steps* Now we have a president and government ruthless enough to walk into any room blindfolded and start swinging a mace.  Useful idiot progressives are the hook they hang their public hat on. We are being bludgeoned as I speak. Aside:  I wrote that last Sunday but lost track of it.  This just reminded me.

Today's Power Twattage

Thug Culture                                                  Michelle Suggests Republicans are Liars Plus- Union Twattage “ Just know one thing, Rick Snyder: You sign that bill, you won't get no rest," Williams said. "We'll meet you on Geddes Road. We'll be at your daughter's soccer game. We'll visit you at your church. We'll be at your office. Geddes Road is where the Snyder residence is located. [Full Story] At best Michelle believes her own shit; at worst she's the insufferable liar and rabble rousing  twat I've always thought she is. The monstrous reaction by Michigan's unions—to CHOICE—is a RICO case if ever I saw one, but Holder would quash any such attempt.  Gov. Snyder ought, and I'm not kidding here, arrest those involved including all union officials; put  Michigan's Guard on full alert, and by God use them locked and loaded at the first sign of trouble. Also, Detroit is a combination malignant tumor and brain dead person on life support. End it with bulldozers operated by non union crew. Aside- Ten reasons why Michigan’s right-to-work law matters. Amazing read from WaPost's token American Jennifer Rubin.  The comments are, well, what you'd expect. ”

OMG! Michelle Jenneke Interview

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Mental Midgets

Rep Hank Johnson; Mental Midget       “ "If you put a midget against a giant, he won't win. They are in entirely different weight classes [in cage-match fighting]. But if you put 30 midgets in with that giant, they just might win [collectively]." -Hank Johnson 12/12/12, House of Representatives General Speeches) Did you listen to this crap!~ We already know that Rep. Hank Johnson is about as stupid as you can be and still eat with a fork (during a 2010 House Armed Services Committee hearing Johnson said he feared that Guam would tip over because of population growth).  But let's put the blame where it belongs. The DeKalb County voters who keep this guy in office are criminally negligent, and deserve confinement in one of Harry Belafonte's internment camps.  That's what providing for the our general welfare demands. ”

Michelle Jenneke Wins

art is everywhere I don't need no stinking art gallery I didn't think it was possible to do a Michelle Jenneke mashup without ruining the fantasy.  I was wrong.  This is the new BEST EVER. (Thanks to L/Cpl First Class Slack who wins a weekend pass) .

Spam Control

Why We Can't Have Nice Things “ I take it that I was the last blog on earth that didn't require a CAPTCHA drill to comment.  Starting last week the number of daily spam messages went from 2-3 a day to 2-3 dozen.  That tells me that I have "SUCKER" written on my forehead, so for the next month we're back to that hurdle.  Sorry.  The misspellings in these spam indicate Oriental origin, so the odds are that it's more mischief by the Red Commie Yellow Horde. Why we can't have nice things anymore. ”

Obama Olio

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Belafonte- Black Asshole

Provoking Racial Unrest HELTER SKELTER “ Every day since Obama's re-election coup (in my opinion), stories like Belafonte's seem to have ramped up.  Is there anything to say to this militant lot?  Who beat their chests like primeval animals after slaying  a mastodon?  Blood lust.  Remind me of a teenage boy's boner; knows what it wants,  but doesn't know how even if it falls on it.   I am 100% convinced blacks are being punked  into this by the Bill Ayers wing of this administration.  The reasons seem  obvious. RGIII is a class act, something that Belafonte has NEVER been.  But then actor Morgan Freeman had class too; until evidently the pressures to go racist-asshole overwhelmed him. ”

20 Hottest ...

The 20 Hottest ahem Daughters From The Sports World “ I followed the link to  The 20 Hottest Daughters From The Sports World from the WaPost's digital sports page.  Let's  hope Bernie isn't reading up on the Redskins today.  Yikes. ”

Islamo Clusterfuck

Rethinking "Hijab" a good thing?

French Balloons (Not French Letters)

A View of Paris in 1878… From the Air “ CLICK It’s hard to believe that humans have been flying for well over 100 years. Even when we take into account that the Wright brothers took to the air in 1903, that isn’t even old when compared to the first flights. Before the Wrights there was Octave Chanute and Otto Lilienthal, pioneering glider inventors; and before them there was Henri Giffard, creator of the first powered flying machine – a steam powered airship. No, not hard at all ya whippersnapper.  The Federals were using balloons during the war of Northern Aggression in 1862.  Still, it is fascinating to look back in time—if it was someplace I was familiar with.   Perhaps, if you're a Francophile, you'll notice what's wrong with this picture. It's pretty obvious.  Barn Army bombardiers will have no problem.  Give up?   Here. ”

Santa's Bird in Hand

CHRISTMAS Why You Won't Be Getting What You Asked From Santa  Tim W

Barbaric Islamos

World Enemy #1                                   These are the filthy people the Obama administration have us supporting. I had to stop watching  Cuzzin Ricky

Your Responsibility, Your Call

Police State -The Last Enemy Government officials installing audio surveillance systems on public buses “ Government officials are quietly installing sophisticated audio surveillance systems on public buses across the country to eavesdrop on passengers, according to documents obtained by The Daily. Plans to implement the technology are under way in cities from San Francisco to Hartford, Conn., and Eugene, Ore., to Columbus, Ohio. Linked to video cameras already in wide use, the microphones will offer a formidable new tool for security and law enforcement. With the new systems, experts say, transit officials can effectively send an invisible police officer to transcribe the individual conversations of every passenger riding on a public bus. [full] To answer your question:  Supose you were living in 1917 Russia, or 1932 Germany—but with a clairvoyant knowledge of everything that would happen over the next dozen years?  What would you have done?  Do that now. ”

Dear Santa

CHRISTMAS From: Timmy Jones Merrily sent this updated version of an old stand-by.  There seems to be a new poignancy now. “ Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy Jones  Dear Timmy, Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus Mr. Claus, Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite? Respectfully, Tim Jones Mr. Jones, While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days. Very Truly Yours, S Claus Now look here Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN! T-Bone Listen Pizza Face, Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you're ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia. S Clizzy Dear Santa, Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything. Timmy Timmy, That's what I thought you little bastard. Santa ”

Michelle Jenneke Quiz

Catharsis Today's Catharsis One of the most cathartic things we do here is watch Michele Jenneke's hurdles.  But, do we really pay attention to the details?  Test yourself here.  Answer all questions before touching the Quiz with your cursor, or you will be disqualified.  I mean it. No second chances; no excuses. I scored 100%