Weekend at HUGO'S

OBAMUNISM, The Party, Chavez in a coma 'only kept alive by life support' after cancer surgery “ Previously “I got sick in a good place" Praising Cuba’s health care system (a model for Obamacare) , he said that biopsies had not detected any signs of a “malignant” illness. Obama loses his BFF ”

Republicrats Cave

Can you find the 85 Waldos Who Became Instant Democrats Yesterday?

Hefner Marries

Hefner Finds True Love at 86 “ Hefner was previously engaged to Crystal Harris, 26, but she bailed days before their scheduled 2011 nuptials. Harris couldn’t turn down all that fame and fortune despite the thought of marrying her grandfather, so the two were re-engaged this year. “Today is the day I become Mrs. Hugh Hefner. Feeling very happy, lucky, and blessed and super rich,” Harris tweeted the day of the wedding. Durung the reception Hefner went up to Crystal, intoduced himself, and asked if she  would  consider posing nude for $25,000?  He gave her the business card of Playboy's art director and then ate a handful of cocktail sauce.  {more} ”

Moshe Kasher on Hippies

MosheKasher on Hippies
One utterance of the "F" word

Gun Girl

Best Picture From 2012 Candidate #2 “ Gun Girl I'll be posting these this month and then we'll have a vote. ”

Nationalsozialistische amerikanischen Arbeiterpartei

Hitler's Mustache                2013: Welcome to Very, Very Scary Times “ On the One Hand… These should not be foreboding years. The U.S. is in the midst of a veritable energy revolution. There is a godsend of new gas and oil discoveries that will help to curtail our fiscal and foreign policy vulnerabilities — an energy bonanza despite, not because of, the present administration. Demographically, our rivals — the EU, China, Russia, and Japan — are both shrinking and aging at rates far in excess of our own. But .... These are the most foreboding times in my 59 years. The reelection of Barack Obama has released a surge of rare honesty among the Left about its intentions, coupled with a sense of triumphalism that the country is now on board for still greater redistributionist change. Victor David Hansen In terms of farming, the United States is exporting more produce than ever before at record prices. Americans eat the safest and cheapest food on the planet. As far as high-tech gadgetry, the global companies that have most changed the world in recent years — Amazon’s online buying, Google search engines, Apple iPhones, iPads, and Mac laptops — are mostly American. There is a reason why Mexican nationals are not crossing their border into Guatemala — and it is not because they prefer English speakers to Spanish speakers. Militarily, the United States is light years ahead of its rivals. And so on… "surge of rare honesty among the Left about its intentions ... greater distributionist change ...."  Say it man!   Adherence to Constitutional law is trumped by a rogue president who assumes the right to rule by executive order, and damned the torpedoes.  Nationalsozialistische amerikanischen Arbeiterpartei !! ”

BingOOOOOOO

Up Yours Tax Bastards! CAUTION- Obscene Rollover Hang Two! Tim W

Too bad for the SEAL if this is true.

Clinton Injured, US Navy Seal Killed In Secret US Mission To Iran?

Mark M

Bang Bang-Boner

—   you berk Boner Falls On The Sword- All TAX; No Cuts Got so I can't even watch a few football games on New Years Day without these turds ruining things. But, am  I surprised?  Are You surprised?  That's right.  Man's a douch.

38D Forearms

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed

Tom Smith

A comely lass

Best Picture From 2012 Candidate #1 “ I'll be posting these this month and then we'll have a vote. ”

Tyler Seguin's High School Achievements

Clinton Culture                    Tyler Seguin (#19) Went to High School in Brampton, Ontario “ This picture was not taken in 1960.  In fact, no girls before Clinton's presidency would have considered this (bragging about it in public).   ”

Happy New _ear

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Why Obama is President

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Best 2012 News Bloopers

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Pepperidge Farm Turnovers

ROMO INKS ENDORSEMENT DEAL

Hucker

Division Champs!

Catharsis LOL I found myself feeling sorry for Tony Romo here (2:30 mark).  But just for a minute.  Next week's featured loser - Russell Wilson. Tom Mann Photos

Oh. Well in that case ...

Appearing on NBCs “Meet the Press” on Sunday, President Barack Obama said that he cut spending by more than $1 trillion in 2011

Illinois Gun Victory

Tails of the Gun   Huge victory for gun owners  Illinois-ban-on-concealed-weapons-overturned “ “We are disinclined to engage in another round of historical analysis to determine whether eighteenth-century America understood the Second Amendment to include a right to bear guns outside the home,” Judge Richard Posner wrote in the court’s majority opinion. “The Supreme Court has decided that the amendment confers a right to bear arms for self-defense, which is as important outside the home as inside. The theoretical and empirical evidence (which overall is inconclusive) is consistent with concluding that a right to carry firearms in public may promote self-defense,” he continued. “Illinois had to provide us with more than merely a rational basis for believing that its uniquely sweeping ban is justified by an increase in public safety. It has failed to meet this burden,” Posner wrote. Enter Lib-Think: The Illinois legislature reasonably concluded that if people are allowed to carry guns in public, the number of guns carried in public will increase, and the risk of firearms-related injury or death in public will increase as well   Gun homicides in Chicago(2001-2111) totaled 5588, or an average 508 per year. Recent Drudge headlines scream "Chicago 2012 Homicide Total Reaches 500." I'm just saying.  Using common sense and leisurely collected anecdotal evidence, one might conclude that the overwhelming majority of these killings were perped by the city's lawless street thugs.  So then, it is true that—in the short term— "the number of guns carried in public will increase, and the risk of firearms-related injury or death (by a public defending themselves and shooting MFCS) will increase as well."   Boo-Hoo, and Pass the Ammunition. And, as an aside—stop me if I've said this before—our prisons are choked with gang members sporting tattood gang membership badges.  A condition of membership. in many of these gangs is killing somebody.  So, my first act as Dear Leaser will be to cull through our prison population and dispatch them all, willy nilly..  In California alone the roll of illegals would be sliced in half.   I'm just saying.  ”

Whadda ya think ma? Don't know Pa.

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Homeopathic Medicine

A Homeopathic Message “ I don't usually get an erection lasting more than four hours but when I do, I go to this Web Site Be safe, my friends! ” Cuzzin Ricky

What the hell, we already knew that.

Hawaii State Registrar Alvin Onaka Certified Obamas Birth Certificate Is A Forgery  “ I told MoSup about this and she sad "If DNA proof surfaced that Obama was Adolf Hitler the result would be the same.  Nothing" She's right.  Tim Adams's affidavit, aside from the interwebs, didn't even make the news.  Still, a   Lee Harvey Oswald type (God forbid) could probably run a pretty solid "home invasion. defense. Merrily ”

Keryy, Howard and Barry

Douchbag Memories “ Tailgunner Dick left a comment the other day about John Kerry that, while possibly apocryphal,  still has me laughing. About 9 years ago, Querrie & Tuhrayza cut in front of a line of diners waiting for a table, and when some guy objected Querrie said "Do you know who I am?" The guy looked for a moment, then said "Aren't you that gigolo from Massachusetts?" Still my all-time favorite squelch though is this about Howard Cosell. Howard was taking the Amtrak back to New York after doing Monday Night Football in Philadelphia.  As he entered the very crowded bar car he was coat grabbed by a man; "Howard?  Howard Cohen? (Cosell's original surname) The guy looked vaguely familiar, but Cosell couldn't place him. Tom Smith, offered the man.  Remember?  From NYU? Howard remembered and shook the man;s hand. "My god Howard, you look good.  So, what the hell have you been doing since school?" And there's this, possibly apocryphal anecdote from when Barack Obama was running for the Senate in 1992.  He was approached by a man on Chicago's Halsted Street who seemed to know him?  The man sidled up to him and whispered "I need two dime bags." ”

Due Diligence

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Get me outta here!

Regulars of this version of the C&S Blog know that I fell through a portal into another parallel universe (this one) that is so opposite from my home universe that I can't stand it.  But I can't find the return portal.  I hate this place where assholes win and all  good people have to apologize.  Where some alien  mother-fucker is president; claims he is one of the four best in history;  but  the only people who vote for him are Looters, Illegals, and smug pasty-face slugs so stupid that Jay Leno regularly features them failing to add 1+1.     This is upside down cake.  Example. In my home world it's a matter of record that the Ninth U.S. Court of Appeals is reviled; famously known to have 99% of thier decisions overturned by the Supreme Court.  Really.  So look at this.  Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals Rules in Favor of Boy Scouts over Lesbian and Agnostic Couples Versus Supreme Court Upholds Obamacare! JFC!  Have I had a frontal lobotomy?  Is that it?  I wan't to watch Father Knows Best.

Sauce for the Goose

Well, they started it. Newspaper publishes names, addresses of gun owners. Gun owner publishes names/ addresses of newapaper employees. “ The map published by the Journal News on Saturday allows readers to zoom in on red dots that indicate which residents in the two New York counties are licensed to own pistols or revolvers. It had prompted more than 2,300 comments as of Thursday. Janet Hasson, president of the Journal News Media Group, defended the decision in a statement on Wednesday. [Full] SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE Aside from tossing rules of good journalism in favor of pushing the agenda of America's left-wing, I can't think of a more irresponsible action than what the Journal News did here.  Here's the NRA's reasoned response.  Here's CNN grilling Christopher Fountain.  Still, the left are famous for mounting personal attacks against people they don't agree with, and are seldom if ever challenged.  This time they paid for it. ”

Beatle Stories

At The Cinema                            Beatles Stories This documentary film is surprisingly entertaining, and well done.  The most surprising?   A revelation told  by Frederic Seaman, John Lennon's assistant the last year of his life. During a political discussion Lennon opined that Jimmy Carter was a phony, and expressed enthusiasm for Ronald Reagan, whom he had met in California.  Seaman, a hard core lib activist was shocked.  Furthermore, it seems that Lennon would send Fred's father, a lifelong Communist (Fred's words), into apoplectic fits by dissing his Lib prattle. And he looked at his earlier "Imagine" days with embarrassment over his naivety.  Damn.

Patent Pending

Today's Gift Idea

Even Worse than Stalin - Where We're Concerned

Bad Judges                         Another Award for U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. “ He single-handedly delivered the swing vote to approve Obamacare and perhaps even crushed the American health system that has been the envy of the world.* WND has selected U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. for its first-ever Benedict Arnold Award. *And in the process gave Obama the "legal" tools to impose totalitarian rule (no, I am not overstating) over the nation.  For starters, language in Obamacare gives the IRS unfettered powers of access to what were once private matters.  There will not be a single thought, word, deed, nor savings account that can escape their grasp. Our right to disappear (think about it) has vanished, and will soon be criminal. I made him Time's "Man of the Year" ( in this spirit ) WND decided to award him their first ever Benedict Arnold Award.  Arnold of course was found-out before he was able to deliver West Point to the Brits; not so Roberts.  In his infamy, with a stroke of the pen the Chief Justice  accomplished what Hitler, Stalin, Mao, the Islamo Brotherhood and Democrat Party couldn't.  Deliver us unto subjugation.  No,Obama is not a Benedict Arnold.  He has never been an American, and has been quite up front about what he's about, to  anyone that  listens.  Still, he was held at bay until Roberts stabbed us in the back.  I guess Roberts can rightly be called the worst American in history. ”

Guns, Democrats, and other threats

Tails of the Gun   Lessons “ I knew it was them the second they walked through the door. You can't miss a giant. I stepped up, and noticing me, the big guy went for his gun, which was tucked into the waistband of his pants. I was already drawing mine. I grabbed the smaller man by the collar and put my Beretta to his head as the big man ran down the aisle, his gun drawn. I yelled for the customer who stood frozen at the counter to leave, and I told my two workers to get down. Using the one robber -- remarkably docile with a gun to his head -- as a shield, I tried to see where the big guy went. He was at the end of the aisle, hiding behind the rack. I was terrified. I knew I needed to be aggressive or this would end badly -- it was already going badly. "If you come out with anything but you d$@k in your hands and your buddy is the first to get it." The man I held started to sob. I shook him so he would stand still. "Then I'm going to kill you and send what's left of you to your mother in a paper bag." "I carried a gun in New York City for more than a decade -- back when there were thousands of murders a year and the Bronx led the nation in killings. On at least four occasions, that gun saved my life, and in a couple of instances, the lives of people who were with me at the time. The sobbing grew louder as I pressed the muzzle of the gun harder into the back of the man's head. "And then, I promise you, I will find everything you love and I will kill it. I will hunt them down and I will kill them. Do you hear me?" I could hear the big guy in the back starting to cry. I don't remember what he said, but the next few minutes were taken up by him begging. I told him to put his gun down and come up front, which he did. I tried to hold the two of them while waiting for the police, while the big guy begged to be let go. [Three in the Head cont] Related - Feinstein Goes For Broke With New Gun-Ban Bill Lessons & Laws From Idiots ”

John Kerry, Coward. Liar. Unfit.

RE: Sec State John Kerry “ ca. 2004 This article (John Kerry’s Quest to Communize Central America) triggered my pent-up rage. I've been silent about John Kerry being named Sec/State. This coward who awarded himself the necessary three Purple Hearts that allowed him to exit Vietnam early, unscathed.  This man whose comrades later called him a fraud, unfit for the presidency. This man who lied (perjured himself) before Congress about atrocities committed by American troops in Vietnam.  This man whose organization voted on whether to assassinate Republican hawks in the Senate!!  This man who in violation of the law conducted his own "peace talks: with the North Vietnamese, and later with Nicaragua's Sandinista government; both acts that should have landed him in prison.  This man who threw his (unearned) medals away in a public display, and later admitted they were someone else's medals.  This man who promised a hundred times to release full public access to his military records (which many believe would have revealed his Dishonorable discharge and revocation of all awards),  and to this day has not. For starters. You have to admit however, he is a perfect fit for the Obama Administration.  ”

RIP General Norman Schwarzkopf

La la la la la ..... RIP General Norman Schwarzkopf The Best of the Rest “ I guess I'm the only one who saw the General as someone who would join in a military coup.  Or maybe the Obamunists did too, after a tip from Colon Luther Powell?   I mean that in the good way of course.  ”

Slap Harry Reid

Smarmy condescending pricks you just want to slap “ Previously It is beyond comprehension that the imperious Nancy Pelosi  --  during her short-lived 4-year dictatorial rule of the House  --  would have allowed an open amendment process, especially one which would have hurt her San Francisco congressional district.  However, even some Democrats, whose leaders treated their opposition with absolute disrespect during the 111th Congress, gave credit to the Republicans for conducting an open-amendment process. "Anybody who's ever dealt with me knows not to mess with me."- Nancy Pelosi Thursday, on National Public Radio's website, Frank James reported that "Rep. George Miller (D-CA), a long-time ally of fellow Californian, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, likes the way the House is operating under Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), at least when it comes to how the debate over another stop-gap spending bill is being considered. Boehner has let the debate over the continuing resolution to fund government spending past March 4 occur under a so-called open rule that gives House members the chance to offer amendments. [Dictatorial Speaker Pelosi vs. Freedom-loving Speaker Boehner - Feb., 2011] Republicans Revolt, Reject Boehner’s ‘Plan B’ - Dec 21, 2012 Ahem ”

Sweet Mama Dog

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Sarah

Jackson 5 and Hallelujah

Two Funs

As seen

Gun Manuals

Tails of the Gun   Mail Call “ I get two or three letters a week along this line: Rodge: When I was in boot camp at Parris Island in 1961, I remember the gunny saying "there's this guy what knows everything there is to know about damned near every rifle, hand or BB gun ever made.  Taught me and every other Gunny in the Corpse (Obama sp LOL) everything we know. Sumbitch is the Real King of France, but he ain't no pussy. Is that you? Damned if I didn't lose the operating manual for my Thompson Tommy Gun Full Auto (1926), and thought of you.  Can you help me?  Lee Ermey Damned straight Lee; my pleasure.  Look here. Forwarded by Mailman Mauck ”

A Prodigious Prodigy

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Celt

cwanza

"Let there be bullshit" “ Is it just me, or does Kwanzaa seem to come earlier and earlier each year? And let's face it, Kwanzaa's gotten way too commercialized. A few years ago, I suspended my annual Kwanzaa column because my triumph over this fake holiday seemed complete. The only people still celebrating Kwanzaa were presidential-statement writers and white female public school teachers. But it seems to be creeping back. A few weeks ago, House Minority Leader Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., complained about having to stick around Washington for fiscal cliff negotiations by accusing Republicans of not caring about "families" coming together to bond during Kwanzaa. [Ann Coulter] ”

Nick DiPaolo; Comedy Laureate of the Tea Party

Nick DiPaolo: RAW NERVE (NSFW) “ Click to play (about 3 Mb WMV download) Nick DiPaolo is the Comedy Laureate of the Tea Party.  I snagged 10 minutes from his "Raw Nerve" video because I wanted you to know  .... The whole video is on NetFlix and Amazon ....  ”

You're in the Army Now ...or Should Be

You're in the Army Now ...or Should Be “ Picture-Alaska Dispatch Thanks to the Clintonite media after the Oklahoma City slaughter, just the mention of it conjures up images of rednecks dressed in camouflage, running around the woods with plans to kill everyone isight. But what really is the militia? According to United States Code, Title 10 USC § 311 -- Militia: composition and classes: (a)The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard. (b)The classes of the militia are- (1)the organized militia, which consists of the National Guard and the Naval Militia; and (2)the unorganized militia, which consists of the members of the militia who are not members of the National Guard or the Naval Militia. [...] The reason the Second Amendment was included in the founding documents was to ensure that the people could meet the threat of a standing army. Its writers knew from history that a standing army serves only the government, not the people. Since the form of government they provided rested the ultimate authority with the people, it was only fitting and proper that the people had a means to ensure their power was not usurped. [Full Article] Obama, a man recognized as, and invested with the full powers of the President is manifestly a clear and present danger to the United States of America.   Academically speaking. ”

Charles Burning RIP

Charles Durning, US Army Ranger – D-day and WWII veteran a true  BAMF and ‘king of character actors,’ dies at 89 “ Your actions have earned you an impressive number of decorations: the World War Two Victory Medal, three Purple Hearts, the Bronze Star, and the very prestigious Silver Star for the brave act of destroying a battery of enemy machine guns. Speech by Consul General of France Philippe Larrieu, honoring actor Charles Durning,  Beverly Hills, April 22, 2008 [Full Story]   Loved him in "Evening Shade."  Your next mission soldier, is to make sure Ted Kennedy has not been secreted into heaven by some renegade Irish Cardinal. Find and destroy. Amen. ”