Thursday, February 14, 2013

The Resurrection

             
                                                                     Catharsis
The Resurrection

Having a children's Q&A session during Sunday services is a useful teaching tool, but one must be ready for the unexpected.  So when the Baptist minister asked the peanut gallery during Sunday services, "Who can tell me the Res Ipsa Loquitormeaning of "Resurrection?"—just one lad raised his hand, so the clergyman called on him.

"Yes Tommy.  Can you tell us what the Resurrection means?"

Tommy replied, "All I know is that if your resurrection lasts longer than four-hours, you'd better call your doctor."

It was a full 10 minutes before the congregation stopped laughing and services could continue.



Note: Sorry Merrily; I've been telling that all day, but then inadvertently erased your original.  I think I captured the spirit of the thing.

Missouri Demorats- Turn in your guns!






Missouri Democrats Introduce Legislation to Confiscate Firearms – Gives Gun Owners 90 Days to Turn in Weapons
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                    Selected Reading
Res Ipsa Loquitor
Missouri Democrats introduced an anti-gun bill which would turn law-abiding firearm owners into criminals. They will have 90 days to turn in their guns if the legislation is passed.

Dana Loesch Radio reported on the new legislation being pushed by Missouri Democrats:

Any person who, prior to the effective date of this law, was legally in possession of an assault weapon or large capacity magazine shall have ninety days from such effective date to do any of the following without being subject to prosecution.

Here’s part of the Democratic proposal in Missouri:

By their definition an assault rifle includes your .22 semi-automatic varmint gun.  Hmmm.  This then begs for an expanded definition of varmint.  If this law should pass, and before it can be overturned, the compliance will be close to a statistical zero.  Democrats then will have cause to monitor your purchases, all of them, looking for ammo buys, etc. By the way, the frog has long since died. Yes, we are at war.

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Elton - Eton ... pukeeee

Oh My



Oh God! It's in my brain

Rollover Ghastliness


Blame Tim W

Panicked Biden!

Oh My




Tommy Lee Smith


Herro

thoR~

Lightning only strikes twice

The Humanity                        

Mind Lightning

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Res Ipsa Loquitor


We were watching a recorded Inside Edition last night (hey, at least we don't get our news from Comedy Central) about the lightning strikes on the Vatican after Pope Benedict's "abdication" announcement.  What I found interesting is that the first strike occurred earlier, and was not recorded.  An industrious chap then set up his tripod and waited patiently in case there was another—despite the "lightning doesn't strike twice" rule of physics.  It did, and he captured it.  But that's not what I wanted to tell you, and what MoSup wanted me to see. 

As they are wont to do, Inside Edition likes to titillate viewers with similar phenomena, and thus included the iconic "Satan in the smoke" picture from 9-11.

MoSup: "  I just noticed who the looks like."
Me: Who?
She:  Look.
Me:  Clinton
She: YES!

Case closed.


As an aside, and thanks to this  comment

Makes sense… The next Pope will be Peter of Rome and will also be the last according to Malachy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

My memory is validated.  We may indeed be about to experience yet another of planet Earth's starts from scratch.  In 600 million years, or so, some explorer will find the complete set of my blog posts and exclaim, "Awk, I've got a spec of dust in my eye!"


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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Orly Orly Orly

Res Ipsa Loquitur
National Exorcism Attempt This Friday

It looks as though Dr. Orly Taitz, ESQ has finally made it to the top of the process and will be addressing the Justices of the Supreme Court on February 15, 2013. She has compiled so much evidence, so many witnesses and documentation that she has finally pushed through all the red tape. This should be very good news to the "Birthers" and "Truthers" in regards to Obamas alleged illegal position in the White House.

Res Ipsa LoquitorHere are some quotes from her supplemental brief.

315 MILLION U.S. CITIZENS DEMAND TO KNOW, WHO IS COMMITTING TREASON AND AIDING AND ABETTING THE USURPATION OF THE U.S. PRESIDENCY: IS IT DONE BY 9 JUSTICES OF THE SUPREME COURT OR BY THE STAFF ATTORNEYS AND CLERKS OF THE COURT WHO HAVE HIDDEN THE PLEADINGS AND EVIDENCE IN THIS CASE FROM THE JUSTICES
ACTIONS OF THE U.S. ATTORNEYS, AGS AND JUDGES DURING OBAMA REGIME ARE AKIN TO ACTIONS OF THE LAW ENFORCEMENT AND JUDICIARY IN NAZI GERMANY FROM 1932 TILL 1932, AND IF NOT CHANGED WILL LEAD TO THE PATTERN OF NAZI GERMANY FROM 1942-1945.

I don't expect much to come of it.  Not because the evidence Tait will present isn't overwhelming proof of Obama's fraud, but because if the Justices did their job it would begin immediately a crisis in government so uncontrollable as to include shots-fired civil war.  Much easier to let it slide; maybe call it a tax. That's what we do now.

Still, getting it aired by the Supremes is in itself a victory, and can only add to the counter weight building against this— dare I say MFPOS— poseur president. 

thoR~

Ribbons

April 15, 1993




mark miller

Michelle Jenneke - Sports Illustrated


Today's Catharsis

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Still, I fear she's on the road to perdition.  Pray for her.

Darrell - in comments
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Stopping Pope Pelosi




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Res Ipsa Loquitor


Even if I wasn't Roman Catholic, I think I shall still have noticed that it (almost?) alone, among Christian sects, have refused to yield to demands from non-Catholic popinjays, and the Kennedy-Pelosi wing of self indulgent "worshipers." They who like to make and live by their own rules.  Hence, we have no female priests; we have not sanctified and celebrated same sex marriage (while accepting that lifestyle sub rosa).  The Church have not backed off an inch in it's stance that abortion is infanticide. 

Cardinal Peter Turkson, a 64-year-old Ghanaian prelate, is the bookmaker's early favourite to succeed Pope Benedict XVI.

He told The Daily Telegraph Tuesday that his biggest challenge, should he be elected, would be to maintain an orthodox Catholic doctrine while "at the same time knowing how to apply it so that you do not become irrelevant in a world that has continuous changes".
Not that it's been easy.  Like any organization the church have it's liberal twats who work the back chanels, and would feel a great deal more comfortable if they could go belly-up and "modernize."  So far, that's been impossible,  because the College of Cardinals, who select the Pope, have  themselves been chosen by Popes who took into account the dogmatic backbone of new princes of the church. 

Still, I find it maddeningly humorous that when first alerted (by Drudge)  to Pope Benedict's retirement, the first line under it  was 'First Black Pope?" While I didn't click that link, I have no doubt that it came from the New York Times ilk. 

There would be not a thing wrong with it of course, as long as it wasn't accomplished the same way Obama was elevated to the presidency - with a phony baptismal certificate; by illegal votes cast by dead Cardinals; or with illegal voters bussed  in by the Unions. 

Still, I cannot forget some prophecy I picked up, somewhere—years ago—that this pope (Benedict) would be the last.


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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

13 yr-old Katelyn Francis

Like a Boss




Mr. T Smith

Low Info Voter Thoughts

Oh My




California - again.

When Democrats are in charge                                               

California facing doctor shortage
amid Obamacare implementation


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Who Knew?
Res Ipsa Loquitor

California, the state that first attempted to implement President Barack Obama’s health care overhaul, has realized there aren’t enough doctors to care for the large influx of newly insured patients.

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Detroit Mama

When Democrats are in charge                                               


People who made Detroit what it is today.

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The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way...Who's your baby's Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

Res Ipsa Loquitor


1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks...

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well, I don't have clue..

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. (This made number #1).

merrily
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Creating Helter Skelter

   HELTER SKELTER  Provoking Racial Unrest                                    

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Res Ipsa Loquitor

Prior to his arrest, Llaneza met with a man he thought was connected with the Taliban and the mujahidin in Afghanistan — though he was actually an undercover FBI agent. The terrorist suspect suggested carrying out an attack against a bank in the San Francisco Bay

“I think he wants people to snap. I think Obama is challenging everybody’s sanity,” Limbaugh said on his show Wednesday afternoon. “Obama [is] literally pushing people to snap, attacking the very sanity of the country.” 


Area using a car bomb. He planned to carry out the false flag attack and make it appear as if “the responsible party was an umbrella organization for a loose collection of anti-government militias and their sympathizers.”

“Llaneza’s stated goal was to trigger a governmental crackdown, which he expected would trigger a right-wing counter-response against the government followed by, he hoped, civil war,” the FBI release states.
[Full]

Here's something else to worry about, in case you're not already Otraumatized.  In fact, it may already have happened.  Obama's declared war on the Second Amendment (as one example)  creates the danger of "True Believer" activity.  An already off-balance kid,  influenced by liberal activist teachers, sees an opportunity to be a martyr for the cause.  How?  Bring dad's gun to school and kill as many people as he can during school lunch hour.  He will believe that his action will provide the tipping point in the war against the radical Americans fighting der fuhrer's—erm—the president's initiatives.  And you KNOW that this president and his captive media would silently love it. 

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Monday, February 11, 2013

Pope Resigns!

SHOCK
Pope Benedict Resigning!
Obama Sends Sec/State Kerry to Rome
Pushes for Muslum Pope
Diversity, Penance for Holy Wars against Islam

Res Ipsa Loquitor
OBAMA: GiveUs Pope Lucifer I

A Left Wing Grammy



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Grammy
Grammy,
The sun shines east, the sun shines west,
But left is where the sun shines best
Grammy

Res Ipsa Loquitor

"If you’re a conservative, you are more likely to be appointed to President Obama’s cabinet than be nominated for a Grammy in the 'Spoken Word' category. ...More or less, the Spoken Word Grammy goes to the best audiobook of the year. A Daily Caller analysis of past winners and nominees for the Spoken Word Grammy dating back to 1997 reveals that precisely zero nominations have gone to a prominent conservative, while liberal comedians and politicians have had numerous nominations and wins. While conservatives are apparently incapable of putting out a stellar audiobook, Jimmy Carter appears to be a Spoken Word wizard. Since 1997, Carter has been nominated six times in the Spoken Word category, winning once."

Jamie Weinstein

No surprise, but then I have never in my life paid a second on this swill.  Hey!  The Nobel committe must use this list to confirm Peace Prize worthiness.  Here's a complete list.

Year Album Performer Author
2013
(55th)
American Grown Scott Creswell and Dan Zitt* Michelle Obama
Back to Work Bill Clinton Bill Clinton
Drift Rachel Maddow Rachel Maddow
Seriously…I'm Kidding Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeGeneres
Society's Child Janis Ian Janis Ian


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Moose Turd Pie (not Michelle's vajayjay) -




Utah Phillips - Moose Turd Pie


Thanks to the celt.  More Utah Phillips stories here.

PULL OUT OF CHICAGO?


Should the U.S. pull out of Chicago?


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Res Ipsa Loquitor

The political leadership in Illinois - all Democrats.

Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago. Of course, they’re all blaming each other.

Can’t blame Republicans; there aren’t any!

Chicago school system rated one of the worst in the country.

Can’t blame Republicans; there aren’t any!

State pension fund $78 Billion in debt, worst in country.

Can’t blame Republicans; there aren’t any!

Cook County (Chicago) sales tax 10.25% highest in country.

Can’t blame Republicans; there aren’t any!

This is the political culture that Obama comes from in Illinois.

(continued)

cuzzin ricky sent me a later version of this (of which there are dozens, if not millions), but I wanted to find out who first developed this fine oughta-be  meme.  As near as I can tell it was Black Quill & Ink blog, operated by Milton Reid, retired  corporate executive, attorney and business owner. Might warrant a bookmark. 

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Waiter-there's a cowboy on my back

Rorschach Tests I Have Failed




thoR~

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Obama's triple-dog-dare. Ahem.

At Home With ISLAMOS 

“Mr. Brennan did convert to Islam when he served in an official capacity on the behalf of the United States in Saudi Arabia,” Guandolo told interviewer and radio host Tom Trento.

“That fact alone is not what is most disturbing,” Guandolo continued. “His conversion to Islam was the culmination of a counterintelligence operation against him to recruit him. The fact that foreign intelligence service operatives recruited Mr. Brennan when he was in a very sensitive and senior U.S. government position in a foreign country means that he either a traitor … [or] he has the inability to discern and understand how to walk in those kinds of environments, which makes him completely unfit to the be the director of Central Intelligence.”
 

What?  Oh, right. - Obama picks Muslim for CIA chief

How children perceive their Grandparents

             
                                                                     Catharsis
"Grandma, I think you should try to figure
out some of these colors yourself!"

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How children perceive their Grandparents......
Res Ipsa Loquitor


1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye....

2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 80. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"

"Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?'' "You're both old," he replied.
3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice,
"Who was THAT?"

4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like. "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"

5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?'' "You're both old," he replied.

6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked.
"I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."

7. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!"

8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."

9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised "Mine says I'm 4 to 6."

Res Ipsa Loquitor10.. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting." she said... "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

11. Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."

12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No," said another. "He's just for good luck.." A third child brought the argument to a close."They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."

13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."

14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him!

15. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame their dog.

smibsid
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What's The Big Deal

What's The Big Deal




Tombo Mann

Who do we admire more than CT school teachers?


                      you berk —                  




‘‘ The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.’’ H. L. Mencken

Res Ipsa Loquitor

‘‘  Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice… admiration of sociopathic liars is no virtue.’’ Gorlop the Elder

How Now Fordow




  


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Res Ipsa Loquitor


Raja,
This is a second article in WMD on an explosive incident at Fordow, the nuclear processing facility near the holy city of Qom (I live in the holy city of Las Vegas).  Fordow sits under a mountain, and beneath hundreds of feet of very difficult ground for even bunker busters to penetrate. 

Reza Kahlili has doubled down on his first report on the explosion at the Fordow nuclear enrichment plant.  He has produced more detail on the explosion, including casualties among North Koreans.  Actually, I wonder if any Russians were there.  Did you hear that Iranians want Russian women in their nuclear facilities to wear more modest clothing.  Rotsa Ruck with that!

So, what do I believe?  I continue to hope it happened.  I still, however, maintain my skepticism.  I still think it could be an Iranian counterintelligence operation aimed at locating and eliminating Iranian opponents.  The appearance of more detail does tend to strengthen the case for it having happened.  But I also feel there would be an observable result which satellites can catch.  If that were the case, the Israelis, at least, would make sure the pictures were made public.

Anyhow, we will eventually know.  By the way, I was on the Barry Farber radio program last week, discussing this event.


Damian Housman (SKOONJ)

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Saturday, February 09, 2013

Coffee Patrol


La la la la la .....
Coffee patrol


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Res Ipsa Loquitor
with delicious hazelnut cream substitute,  Mmmmmmmmmmm,

If you're a coffee brewing method-ist, move along, nothing to see here.  And I don't want to hear the ridicule.

Yesterday I happened upon an old leather valise, abandoned no doubt because the strap broke.  The contents were a clue to when I'd last used it.  1998.  I know that because inside were a Continental Airline boarding pass to Phoenix, and a Sedona hotel receipt.  Also, along with the usual  hotel shampoos, soaps, and remote control booty, were two packs of coffee.  Each packet (made by Mr. Coffee)  made "4 cups," which happens to be exactly what my cup holds.

I brewed one.

Holy crap!  It was  excellent. So good in fact that I went ahead and  did the second one. Yep.  Definitely better than today's coffee.  Especially since 100% Aribaca Bean. coffee have disappeared from planet grocery store. 

However, before making that second cup I weighed the contents—exactly ½ ounce. This morning I  weighed out exactly ½ ounce.of the Wal-Mart coffee we use, and brewed it up.  Guess what?  It was maybe even better! 

From this I will surmise that the key is in the measurement.  That sounds elementary, but I scoop by eye,  willy-nilly.  Normally I would have used half again that amount (my daughter-in-law Jen would use 6 times!). So there you have it.  You cannot go by the length of a man's thumb, you have to measure.

You're welcome


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Hates saying the POA

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Meet Mark Friedman
Today's California Asshat


Mark Friedman Look-alike

"I've always had problems with the Pledge of Allegiance," said Friedman, whose politics were shaped in the fiery days of the 1968 Democratic National Convention in his hometown, Chicago.

In his argument to end the custom, Friedman said that in a world without "liberty and justice for all," the pledge has lost its meaning. And in an interconnected global society, relationships between people have become more important than diplomatic ties between nation-states.

"We are one planet," Friedman said. [Allegiance to more than the flag]



His proposal failed, but ... .


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Ben Carson to Obama





Doctor lectures Obama on America's crippling debt

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Several years ago Dr, Ben Carson, already a world renowned surgeon at Johns Hopkins, saved the life of a friend's newborn daughter.  Here he is with Sean Hannity to explain why he felt compelled to speak out against the big government policies endorsed by Obama— in front of Obama! [The Blaze]

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STOP THAT IMPOSTER!

The Humanity                        



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Res Ipsa Loquitor

Dartmouth campus police are, in the words of the College’s Media Relations department, “on the hunt for a student who allegedly verbally harassed two students.” The object of this manhunt stands accused of speaking faux-Chinese to two Chinese students.

Res Ipsa LoquitorIf captured, what will happen to the lout? According to the Media Relations Department, he could face expulsion. Other penalties could “include a mandatory sensitivity course or a paying a fine.” Such is life at a modern liberal arts college.

Meanwhile, Asch notes that members of an African-American fraternity who physically beat pledges are serving three terms (one-year) of social probation. Why wouldn’t social probation be sufficient punishment for the gibberish speaker? [Powerline]


Res Ipsa Loquitor This is something up with which we will not put!
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Amazing Cure For AIDS!

                                                                                                                                                                                             Gizmos   
Amazing Cure for SexuallyTransmittedDisease


Tommy Gun Smith

Election fraud numbers are in ....

ThugBama                      


The Voting Fraud Numbers Are In—


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Res Ipsa Loquitor
(Philadelphia)
As each state reported their final election details, the evidence of voter fraud is astounding. Massive voter fraud has been reported in areas of OH and FL, with PA, WI and VA, all are deploying personnel to investigate election results.
Here are just a few examples of what has surfaced with much more to come.
* In 59 voting districts in the Philadelphia region, Obama
received 100% of the votes with not even a single vote recorded for
Romney. (A mathematical and statistical impossibility).
* In 21 districts in Wood County Ohio, Obama received 100% of
the votes where GOP inspectors were illegally removed from their
polling locations – and not one single vote was recorded for Romney.
(Another statistical impossibility).

* In Wood County Ohio, 106,258 voted in a county with only
98,213 eligible voters.
* In St. Lucie County, FL, there were 175,574 registered
eligible voters but 247,713 votes were cast.
* The National SEAL Museum, a polling location in St. Lucie
County, FL had a 158% voter turnout.
* Palm Beach County, FL had a 141% voter turnout.
* In Ohio County, Obama won by 108% of the total number of
eligible voters.
NOTE: Obama won in every state that did not require a Photo ID and lost in every state that did require a Photo ID in order to vote. [The Voting Fraud Numbers Are In—and They’re Shocking!]


thoR! comments:
Makes me wonder how much longer the rest of us will continue to participate in playing this ridiculous game. It’s no longer about liberty and justice; it’s now about coercion.


Are you shocked?  I'm not shocked.  Election day 2012 was wall-to-wall filled with stories about ongoing election fraud in these very states.  I think it took, in total, less than two million strategically miscast votes to give Obama a victory. Many of   those battleground states were reported leaning Romney, not to mention polls that showed him winning handily. . 

 I recognize that the current administration has the power to crush me, but I do not recognize it as a legitimate government.  Obama is no more a legitimate president than he is native born.

UPDATE:  thooR writes "Thanks for posting this, while all of it seems to be true, the website that I gave you, that came from another chain email appears to come from a quack" .

My response,   If it's true it's true.
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Some Dog and Pony Show

Best In Class




Trash Stuff

                                                                                                                                                                                             Gizmos   
Talking Trash Here Boss
Res Ipsa Loquitor

So, here I am, early (very early) Saturday morning, doing a little cleaning (rearranging trash) in anticipation of MoSup's return later today.  Of course you know what happened. That's right, the friggen trash compactor crapped out.  I'm hoping someone has an idea, because I Googled till the cows came home and  nobody, evidently, has had this happen before. 
  1.  Started to compact
  2. Stopped making normal compact noise, but went into sounding like the gear is  just spinning but nothing is moving.
  3. I turn it off, but can't open it to see what's going on.
  4. Normally I would just pull it out and have access, but we had the kitchen remodeled and it appears the sumbitches built it IN  as if to stop al-Qaeda from breaching it's walls!

I think this is going to take a professional TC guy, but I thought I'd ask.

all creatures great and small

Oh My- Caused a Fart Bubble (ahem)