Sunday, August 30, 2015

‘Hillary for Prison’ signs

‘Hillary for Prison’ signs keep getting stolen in the Hamptons


The Skyliners




 
Today's Musical Treat

CROOKS acting like Crooks



                   THIS IS A STICK-UP!




MINNEAPOLIS – Martin O’Malley had one clear chance to make waves within the Democratic National Committee, and he seized it, delivering a fiery speech Friday that condemned his party’s leadership for what he called a process “rigged” to help Hillary Rodham Clinton — namely, curtailing the number of presidential primary debates.

Accusing party leaders of trying to keep Democratic ideas hidden as the Republican presidential candidates spew “racist hate” from their debate lecterns, Mr. O’Malley, the former Maryland governor and mayor of Baltimore, questioned the decision to hold “four debates and four debates only” before the first four states finish voting.

This is totally unprecedented in our party’s history,” Mr. O’Malley said. “This sort of rigged process has never been attempted before. Whose decree is it exactly? Where did it come from? To what end? For what purpose? What national or party interest does this decree serve? How does this help us tell the story of the last eight years of Democratic progress?” [Blah Blah Blah]


In Woody Allen's "Take the Money and Run," Woody robs a bank only to have another gang hold up the same bank and take his loot.  It was hilarious then, and it's hilarious now.

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Arnold Anderson's Breakfasts




a major award                                                 

The inalienable right to a leisurely breakfast, and other nonsense.


TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — An elementary school teacher who was allowed to keep his job despite being late for work 111 times in two years said Friday that breakfast is to blame for his tardiness. "I have a bad habit of eating breakfast in the morning, and I lost track of time," 15-year veteran teacher Arnold Anderson told The Associated Press. In a decision filed Aug. 19, an arbitrator in New Jersey rejected an attempt by the Roosevelt Elementary School in New Brunswick to fire Anderson from his $90,000-a-year job, saying he was entitled to progressive discipline.

I will not say a word.  None suffice.

            Global Warming Fade-Out


 

YOU BASTID!



               
 
The proper way to call someone a bastard . . .



A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes. The second chap said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five quid a hole?"

The first chap said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.

The second chap won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.

As they were walking off number eighteen, the second chap was busy counting his £80.00.  He confessed that he was the pro at a neighbouring course and liked to pick on suckers.

The first fellow revealed that he was the local vicar.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.

The vicar said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The vicar said, "Well, you could come to Church on Sunday and make a donation.  And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll happy to marry them."

 (Tommy Lee Mann)

RUSH: Hillary is a lock.


 
"Folks, we’re talking about a crime family here ..."
Talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh on Friday said be believes Hillary Clinton will, indeed, be the Democrat nominee for president, despite her email scandal and other setbacks that have bolstered the campaign of socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders and pressed nervous Democrats to consider alternatives such as Vice President Joe Biden.

“Folks, we’re talking about a crime family here. We’re talking about people who’ve accepted donations from thugs and nations all over the world and expect her to be president,”  Limbaugh told his listeners.

Limbaugh noted that at the Democratic National Committee meeting in Minneapolis Clinton is “telling everybody – Biden and whoever else – to shut up.”

“She’s already got the votes; she’s got more than she needs,” he said.


That would be my guess too.  In an honest election, of which there have been no more than three since 1960IMHOHillary gets blasted.  As it is, it's a push. There are upwards of 28 million illegals in the system, and the Obama DOJ's praetorian guard to contend with.

The GOP are no different when it comes to engineering primary votes. For that reason I believe that Donald Trump is the only outsider (since Reagan pulled it off) with any real chance of denying Bush the nomination (beware the VP slot however, speaking of Reagan).

In the Still of the Night




 


Today's Musical Treat



Where the 5th Satin?

Racist Racialists

Holder's Mustache                           



Black Activists Call for Lynching and Hanging of White People and Cops


Black Activists Call for Lynching and Hanging of White People and Cops
Aug 28, 2015 | Lana Shadwick

Lana Shadwick 28 Aug 2015 Members of the #FYF911 or #FukYoFlag and #BlackLivesMatter movements called for the lynching and hanging of white people and cops. They encouraged others on a radio show Tuesday night to “turn the tide” and kill white people and cops to send a message about the killing of black people in America.

One of the F***YoFlag organizers is called “Sunshine.” She has a radio blog show hosted from Texas called, “Sunshine’s F***ing Opinion Radio Show.”

A snapshot of her #FYF911 @LOLatWhiteFear Twitter page at 9:53 p.m. shows that she was urging supporters to “Call now!! #fyf911 tonight we continue to dismantle the illustion of white…”

(Interesting FR comments)

Meanwhile:

Check your Milk Carton

Life on Longboat
(Has anyone seen Helly?)


Jeb Cantor = Eric Bush


                                     
Something WTF
                                


Jeb Bush hires noted GOP base favorite Eric Cantor .  Huh?
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/04/22/Eric-Cantor-Shadow-Job-Interview-For-Speaker

Jeb Bush to hire noted GOP base favorite Eric Cantor

This makes a ton of sense in Bizarro!America, where Eric Cantor is a champion of conservative values and lost his Congressional seat to a man funded by the Establishment to get rid of his brand of conservatism. [RED STATE]
Eric Cantor. Champion of conservative values

Bizarro!America indeed.  I thought this lede by Joe Cunningham on Red State was the start of some scathing satire.  But I was very wrong.  Joe Cunningham on Red State was serious.  Gee, I think I'm somewhat conservative, and I celebrated  Cantor's loss in the 2014 election primary ("Never before has a House majority leader (Eric Cantor) been defeated in a primary."
In the past I have written about him ..

Brietbart hates him.  Coulter hates him.  Like I said, Bizarro.  Now, it's true that Red State honcho Erick Erickson, whom I find 97.2% copacetic, wasn't the author; but puh-leeze.  Like mom said, you are who you hang with.

PS.  Bush and Cantor do belong together however.


Friday, August 28, 2015

Laugh? Cry? Puke?



a major award                                                 


Extrapolate that!

Batteries Not Included?






?

Batteries Not Included
Asking her to take the plunge?

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

When Hillary was fired for unethical conduct ...






 
"She was is a dishonest, unethical lawyer ..."

Lots of folks have forgotten about this, not to mention all those who never knew about it in the first place.

Should you pass this on? My recommendation is that you do it now.  Or, you can wait until she is the President.

Cheers,  Stu T & Eddie Marcano 

I don't think anybody who knew about Hillary Clinton's discraceful performance during the Dem's attempt to impeach  President Nixon can possibly forget.  However, the greater truth is (I'll guess) that 99% of living Americans don't have a clue.  By the by, here's the Fact Check.

Aside:

 Washington Post legend Bob Woodward, one-half of the reporting team that uncovered the Watergate scandal, said Monday that the tens of thousands of emails Hillary Clinton erased have a familiar ring to them. 

'It, in a way, reminds me of the Nixon tapes',' Woodward said on MSNBC's 'Morning Joe' program, referring to 'thousands of hours of secretly recorded conversations that Nixon thought were exclusively his.'

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Out to Luntz

AHEM

Do you have a seester?

                                          





 
Onion

Goodnight Chet ...







                                                                                       


Washington, D.C. — Today, the Energy & Environment Legal Institute (E&E Legal), a 501 (c) (3) watchdog group, released an investigative report, Private Interests & Public Office: Coordination Between Governors, the Obama White House and the Tom Steyer-“Founded and Funded” Network of Advocacy Groups to Advance the “Climate” Agenda (and anappendix of source documents), revealing a vast, coordinated, three-track effort by public officials and private interests to promote EPA’s expansive, overreaching and economically devastating greenhouse gas rules, specifically the section 111(d) regulation to shut the nation’s fleet of existing coal-fired power plants, as well as the December Paris climate treaty President Obama is expected to sign to replace the Kyoto Protocol.

“Our report pulls the curtain back on a carefully planned and heavily funded ‘orchestration’ by individuals who have placed their personal interests ahead of the public interest,” said Chris Horner, E&E Legal’s Senior Legal Fellow and the report’s author.

The scheme took shape at a meeting in the White House in December 2013, after which the Obama administration launched coordinated with the “core group” of activist Democrat governors to design one of what we see are three tracks to promote the climate agenda
The report is the product of open records requests over the course of a year at the federal level and nearly 30 offices in over a dozen states. The exposé contains appendices with over a hundred pages of source emails and attachments. It details a campaign to use public offices, in very close collaboration with wealthy benefactors, to advance and defend President Obama’s climate change regulatory and treaty agenda. This quasi-governmental campaign involves more than a dozen governors’ offices, with a parallel advocacy network and political operation funded and staffed by activists paid through ideologically , economically and politically motivated donors.

The report released today points to emails obtained by E&E Legal’s campaign without litigation, but also in federal district court; others are the subject of oral arguments made last week in court in Richmond, Virginia, and a new suit just filed against the Governor of Kentucky. The latter complaint objects to a false “no records” claim — about records that this report proves do in fact exist, and even quotes from, but which are being kept from the public by a governor who claims to be appalled by EPA rules his office was quietly a “core group” promoter of for the past two years.

This report is timely given President Obama’s ongoing tour to promote the same EPA rules that these governors and “major environmental donors” scheme to promote in the correspondence released today. This includes a stop today at Harry Reid’s “clean energy economy” conference, curiously also sponsored by the same donors as those playing a leading role in today’s report.

Indeed these emails E&E Legal uncovered also show this campaign was developed with the early, active support and participation of the White House, which went beyond enthusiastically embracing the plan and follow up meetings and calls, to even directing the governors to what one green trade-press outlet calls a “shadowy group” affiliated with then-Chief of Staff John Podesta. The White House’s followup actions , as one governor’s aide praised them, were “moving dials”. Podesta also convinced the governors’ offices that their plan should be broken into separate, complementary pillars. The latest email obtained, from May of this year, shows the governors’ campaign arranging to coordinate with the State Department.

The scheme took shape at a meeting in the White House in December 2013, after which the Obama administration launched coordinated with the “core group” of activist Democrat governors to design one of what we see are three tracks to promote the climate agenda. One was run by the Steyer network and left-wing foundations. Another is run by governors with green groups, which are “useful” but whose “standard NGO shaming strategy might not deliver”. A third, run by the White House includes, in the words of a senior aide, “a few other tracks with private sector and unusual allies”.

Nearly every aspect of this effort, from the key early players to the funders and even the director the governors’ campaign hired — housed by some state’s taxpayers in the Hall of States in Washington, DC, overhead paid for by as-yet unknown means — has direct ties to a scandal involving “clean energy” donors and conflicts of interest, one which felled Oregon’s sitting governor earlier this year.

In what is possibly the most intriguing element, seemingly out of an episode of “House of Cards”, Democratic governors’ aides repeatedly reference a plan of “creative engagement” to “compel” certain electric utilities — those subject to their jurisdiction whose businesses cross lines into states led by Republicans — to bring “red state” governors around to support the EPA rules: “[B]ecause there are key utilities whose service territories cross red and blue states Governors in these states could quietly engineer a breakthrough strategy that compels utilities in key red states to lead the charge to win over a key Governor, rather than rely on a standard NGO-shaming strategy that might not deliver.”

The “core group” of governors also coordinated with Democratic mega-donor Tom Steyer and his managing partner, Ted White, who directed them to “affiliated groups that we founded and fund (such as NextGen Climate Action, or Next Generation, or AEE [Advanced Energy Economy]” . Those groups in turn underwrote consultants and activists to hand-hold governors through implementing the Obama EPA’s rules, keeping them from the clutches of the “just say no” states.

This core group soon expanded to more than a dozen states, coast-to- coast, embracing a four-point plan which they soon called the Governor’s Climate Compact or GCC, which was ultimately rebranded as the Governors’ Climate Accord or GCA and now goes by the name of the Governors Clean Energy Initiative (none of which have any internet footprint whatsoever, and begging the question who is indeed paying for its director and other overhead). The emails do reflect an awareness that the agenda’s lack of popularity in the “flyover states” necessitated a flexible timeline and keeping some offices’ involvement quiet, specifically citing elections as a concern.

“This is the 5th transparency report in a series that E&E Legal has published on the ‘green movement’ and its network of public, private, and business interests, and what is clear is that 1%-ers are using ‘climate’ policies to destroy politically disfavored industries in order to transfer wealth to the politically preferred,” said Craig Richardson, E&E Legal Executive Director. “The campaign by self-serving individuals must be made known to the public as policymakers consider this plan that will destroy parts of our economy and ruin the most efficient, affordable, and clean energy system ever created.” [WATTS Full  Megillah]

Bear with me here.  That story documenting more Climate Change fraud is almost hum-drum for us who monitor the green turds climate activists litter the landscape with.  For some mysterious reason, the first parallel that came to mind this morning was Bobby Baker, because this is symptomatic of real cancer.

In August 1963 when Bobby Baker, the Secretary to the Majority Leader of the Senate and a protégé of Johnson's, came under investigation by the Senate Rules Committee for allegations of bribery and financial malfeasance. One witness alleged that Baker had arranged for the witness to give kickbacks for the [then] Vice President. Baker resigned in October, and the investigation did not expand to Johnson. (Compare to Spiro Agnew's experience)

If you lived through the LBJ era, and especially if you've read Robert Caro's magnificent four volume LBJ biography, you know that he's the third most corrupt president in our history (or thereabouts).  The Bobby Baker scandal was nightly news fodder for what seemed like forever back then.  It bored me silly, and I didn't look into the particulars.  All I knew was that, like IKE's Chief of Staff's Vicuna Coat, that cost him his job, the smallest impropriety could topple the powerful (I had yet to read Caro).  It's what we all expected.

So today we have
what?  The, 4th? or 10th? revelation of major fraud by radicals intent on foisting new taxes and controls on energy, and in the process gain control over our every movement?   We have a government, this government, that even by LBJ standards is so over the top corrupt that we, who once watched black and white televised, 15 minute long  nightly news, are in shock.  It's useless to compare how Huntley-Brinkley might have reported on things Obama back then, because Obama could neverever have been nominated with his nebulous backgroundeven of he was Irish Catholic!  So, that's the journey I've taken.  Hell, it's the journey taken by every American since 1776, up until 1992ish. You are what you eat.

As for me, I will find some comfort in these words from Thomas Jefferson, as I interpret them, and realize how fortunate a life I've had.


"Every constitution, then, and every law, naturally expires at the end of nineteen years. If it be enforced longer, it is an act of force, and not of right."  If this means that the populace are reduced to being hedonistic twats, so be it.  They have the right to go fuck themselves.

Goodnight America.  Unless ... .

Monday, August 24, 2015

All Natural Sex

Morning Wood


TRUMPET

BLAST FROM THE PAST
12/14/2010

TRUMP: I would tax Chinese products
and I tax them very high ...
'Obama totally over his head'




More feathers in Trump's cap from Demonratsinthesewer.Com:

Trump praised Palin and her husband. Said she was prepared to handle the economy.

I hope his stock is worth pennies.

and he's right irregardless (English teacher)

Fuck Trump  (Philosophy Professor)

And he says Palin would do great running the economy (the first guy already said that noob)


DEMS WANT MORE CANCER







                                                                                       







Esquire Magazine's list of the 10 dumbest vice-presidents ever includes these  post 19th- century VPs:


#9
#7

#4

Dan Quayle (...because he had a habit of saying really dumb things.. )
Spiro Agnew (... the public was largely willing to overlook his habit of using terms like "fat Jap" — but we do like them to turn down bribes ...)
Dick Cheney (He voted against the Head-Start program!)
What?  No Al Gore?  No Joe Biden, fer chrissake?  I mean, is it possible that anyone, ever, compiled a list of more outrageously stupid quotes than has Joe Biden?  Did I say ever?

GOOGLE search for STUPID QUOTES
Al Gore - About 401,000 (0.45 seconds)
Jo Biden- About 412,000 (0.44 seconds)
Dick Cheney-About 343,000 (0.46 seconds)
Dan Quayle (198,000 (1.01 seconds)

Hell, I double dog-dare you to produce more insanely stupid quotes by an Executive team, than have Obama/Biden so far racked up! 

Biden's sudden recovery, of course, is due to Hillary Clinton's woes (can you believe that she supposedly still beats the GOP front runner Donald Trump, despite being 2 inches away from a prison cell - for the 32nd time in her career?).  Stalwart Dem voters are left with Bernie Sanders or Martin O'Malley.  O'Malley is still my guess to get the nomination. Both are losers. But so is Biden-in spades!

Tangentially, in trying to reconcile how so many Dem voters can be so gullible, and/or flat stupid, I'm struck by this personal observation. 

Nobody I know, who has a life, spends much time (if any) on the social networks like Facebook, Twitter, etc.  They are,  all of them, politically  conservative.  Of those I know who are immersed in social networking, almost all have a pronounced liberal bent.  I dawdled myself with a Face Book (family) account for a few months, and straightaway I was blasted (and banned) by a family member for disagreeing with a leftist article
on his Timelinewhich caused considerable embarrassment. That cloistered mindset, where viewpoints that challenge  group doctrine are blocked,  is responsible for the sorry state we find ourselves in.

Liberals are often driven by a single self  serving  issue that trumps any E Pluribus Unumcy they may have once possessed.  Call  it a compound fracture of the body politic.


Sunday, August 23, 2015

I, Goremet



—  You Berk                                     
    





Where I cut the cheese




I watched two episodes
of Netflix's original 6 part series Chef's Table yesterday (Helly, this has your name on it).  The first episode is about
Modena Italy restaurateur Massimo Bottura.  Modena for me means Balsamic Vinegar. 
Some years ago—at least ten—I somehow became an aficionado of the stuff, even though I never used it.  After watching a documentary on Balsamic Vinegar Di Modena I purchased a bottle.  It cost a lot of money, so I bought some cheaper brands at the same time which is what I use when a recipe calls for the stuff.  It happens that Moderna also makes Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese, which I am never without, and always use. Ten minutes into this show I yearned for
Balsamic Vinegar and Cheese.  Yearned! 
I paused the show; retrieved, then opened my bottle (luckily the cork was still moist).  I poured some into a shot glass and sipped some along with the cheese. 
The first sip knocked my socks off! Really.  Now I wanted to test it against the cheap stuff I had been using.
Horry clap!  The Monari Federzoin (serial number A422169)  was definitly sweeter, but not bad.  The Don Marcello 4 Star was even sweeter, but passable.
But, Wait! I am stunned to discover both are made in Modena!
What does all this mean?  For one thing, it means people who smoked up to 4 packs of cigarettes a day for 40 years should not pay premium prices for any food.  I am just a Progresso Balsamic guy with pretensions. A berk.
 

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Trumping Boner


                                     




                              





So far I've pretty much ignored the 2015 Whack-a-Mole campaign season.  Try as I might, I just cannot concoct a believable scenario where Jimmy Stewart is elected president after Air Force General James Mattoon Scott ousts the Manchurian candiate president, and throws the lot down a volcano.  Only Donald Trump makes noise that interests me, and because he's thus scared the crap out of entrenched Republicans there seems to be a chance of removing some of the party's colon cancer (Boehner Blastoma). To wit:

Nonetheless, the members I have spoken with suddenly see Trump as useful. Much of Trump’s support comes from voter anger at repeated Republican betrayals in Washington. The grievances of Trump voters participating in the Republican primary process echo the grievances of most conservatives, but are louder.

As Jeb Bush falters in the polling, ousting Boehner is another way to help mitigate the rise of Trump’s campaign. While McConnell cannot be touched because of a lack of “motion to vacate the chair” in the Senate, tossing Boehner, some speculate, would be a strong signal that Republicans are getting their act together to fight as conservatives.

Said one mid-western Congressman to me, “Donald Trump is giving us another avenue to sell members on tossing Boehner. Suddenly, knowing what might come otherwise, the Speaker is expendable.”  [Full]

True, Sarcoma McConnell cells will survive (a trip to Lourds may be necessary), but it's a start.