4 simple sentences

Here are the 10,535 pages of Obama Care condensed to 4 simple sentences.. 1. In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to un-insure the insured. 2. Next, we require the newly un-insured to be re-insured. 3. To  re-insure the newly un-insured, they are required to pay extra charges to be re-insured. 4. The extra charges are required so that the original insured, who became un-insured, and then became re-insured, can pay enough extra so that the original un-insured can be insured, so it will be 'free-of-charge' to them. This, ladies and gentlemen, is called "redistribution of wealth" or, by its more common name, SOCIALISM, or "PROGRESSIVE", the politically correct names for COMMUNISM. Wow! What a brilliant way to raise money to fund a free service. Aren't we lucky to have such a brilliant man leading us. A Guy named Ellis

PeTA Tweak

Diamonds are forever

Say Rodge; Did the Terps beat Penn State Last Night?

So I met this woman ...

Epiphany

We had a power outage at our house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, ROKU, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my Phone battery was flat, and to top it off, it was raining outside, so I could not play golf. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours. She seems like a pretty nice person

Poo-Pourri Magic

STUFF THAT WORKS I bought Poo-Poo Pourri as soon as I heard about it several years ago.  We have a powder room off the den, and I noticed guests were loathe to use it because, I guess, they feared leaving with a noxious odor wafting about their persons.  And, over the years it's seems to have worked.  But there's another use for it.  I'm always finding leftovers, especially meats in the fridge, that have maybe a tiny odor.  You know.  I had to throw them away.  But wait.  I've found that a mist of Poo-Poo Pourri left  them smelling like just off-the-cow/pig.   Saves a lot of entertainment $$. You're welcome PS: Men—spray your underpants too!

Nuts

Of Course! But, Maybe

Erick Erickson Buh-Bye

So Long, Erick. Thanks for All the Fish. I guess as the new guy in charge, the unenviable task of bidding goodbye to the man who made this site what it is falls to me. In that respect, I feel probably much as John Adams must have felt when he heard George Washington was going to call it quits, or maybe how Aaron Rodgers must have felt when he heard that Brett Favre was actually leaving the Green Bay Packers – full of excitement, if an excitement tinged with fear about screwing a great thing that a good friend has built. Erick has always been careful to note the work of Josh Trevino, Ben Domenech, and Mike Krempasky in founding RedState, and we all owe a debt of gratitude to our founders. But no one who’s been involved with the site over the years would deny that it’s been Erick’s tireless work that has grown the site to something much more than what it was when it started. [Full] In 2009  Erick Erickson called retiring U.S. Supreme Court Associate Justice David Souter a "goat fucking child molester."  He now admits it wasn't his finest moment, but it put him on my "brilliant mind" radar screen.  His RED STATE blog was one of my favorites; he spoke for me 99% of the time.  Didn't agree with his excluding Trump from his Atlanta event, and I hated his guts for the way he treated Sarah Palin, but them's a few fish in a big ocean.  Eric sold RED STATE supposedly to devote more time to his radio show.  I didn't know he had one. So there's that. Life goes on.

The Shroud and a Jew

stuff I think about                                                           JMJ

FAB 50

a major award

I'd like to thank the Academy

The Big SUCK!

Global Warming Fade-Out

The Terriific Storm That Will Unfreeze the North Pole! WILL SUCK AIR OUT OF MIAMI TODAY!!! OMFG!!!! Women and Children Suffer Most "But later this week (today) , something extraordinary will happen: Air temperatures at the Earth’s most northernly region, in the middle of winter, will rise above freezing for only the second time on record.  It will bring strong winds and pressure as low as is typically seen during hurricanes. That low pressure will suck air out of the planet’s middle latitudes and send it rushing to the Arctic. " [...] " .... 2015 is the warmest year ever recorded. !" [The ATLANIC] Claim: "will rise above freezing for only the second time on record." You'd think the author would tell us what the first was, but no. Jumping to comments, this beauty " lost in the stars • 18 hours ago Somebody should warn Congress that this is happening, so it can do something to fix it. Here's an  antidote By the by, I will speculate that 90% of people who believe any of this also want Bernie Sanders for president.

Adolph Obama

The Obamissariat

Obama’s Planned Gun Control Regulations to be Incrementally Imposed After the Holidays  (?) According to my sources, Obama will ultimately implement the following gun control regulations, mostly through a series of Executive Orders.    1.  Tax ammunition into oblivion and encourage the prosecution of gun manufacturers and bullet producers for shootings using their products. This is a given and will be rolled out very early in the form of an Executive Order.    2. The Federal government will purchase as much ammunition as possible in order to create shortages, thus, driving up the price of ammunition.    3. The prohibition of purchasing a gun in one state and transporting that same gun across state lines.    4.  New Federal regulations which will permit, without a warrant, any civil authority to enter a home of a registered gun owner to check for gun safety when it comes to the “proper” storage of guns. Said gun can be confiscated and the owner will be subject to arrest and fines if a gun does not meet governmental storage regulations. The new regulations will be devised to prevent one from using the gun in a moment’s notice.    5. There is discussion among DoJ officials about limiting how guns, in the aggregate, that can be stored in one geographic area. This will amount to gun rationing.    6.  Gun owners will eventually be required to attend and pass gun safety courses in the same manner as one renews their drivers license. This will, again, drive up the cost of owning a gun.    7.  At some point, no doubt following a false flag event, an Executive Order will be issued to overturn all conceal and carry laws currently in place in several states.    8.  With regard to Child Protective Services investigations, any gun-owning parent will receive an negative score when it comes to investigation of child abuse and welfare cases.    9.   No veteran will be allowed to own a gun for an unspecified period of time following their discharge from the service. As part of the VA reform there is serious discussion about mandating outplacement counseling for all veterans and gun prohibitions will be a part of this. I was told that this is, in part, why all the Federal attention is being placed on streamlining the VA process for veteran access.   10.  The scope of gun free zones will be expanded. The IRS will be given policing powers on new gun control regulations. Bank accounts and homes can be seized for failure to comply. Further, RICO statutes can be utilized among the non-compliant. It was stressed to me that examples will be made of protesters and non-compliant people.   11.  Obama will wait for the next false flag, but will announce a ban on all assault rifles. (Freedom Outpost) via Ron Metzger  MORE SUMMARY: PRESIDENT OBAMA'S GUN-CONTROL PROPOSALS Obama Finalizing Plan to Pass New Gun Control Laws By Executive Action So there's a knock on your door.  It's 2 A.M. Two policemen say thay have a warrant to search your home for unregistered firearms.  This is very scary because it tests my (and your) resolve to treat any government attempt to neuter the Second Amendment, and seize guns, as an outrage too far. That means going to the mattresses and actively resisting any government that tries it.  That, friends, is rebellion and with it comes an excuse by a rogue government to use full force to crush it.  Start thinking about that and prepare accordingly; this is not a game.  The truth is that not many are willing to answer a midnight knock on the door with gun in hand.  It is then necessary that people form local alliances of like minded and form a plan to signal alarm so can immediately rush to the aid —with weapon in hand. Are you ready?  Decide now, because these people are desperate to do this while they can.

So three guys ...

Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed have a management meeting in heaven to discuss how to control world population. Jesus says, "Another big earthquake then, Gents?" Mohammed says, "Nah, just kill all the infidels." Buddha says, "Don't kill anyone; we must love all living beings, except pedophiles!" Jesus says, "OK, let's just kill all the pedophiles!" Mohammed says, "There you go again Jesus, wanting to wipe out all the Muslims!"     [Wait a minute! Mohammed is in heaven?? Oh, I forgot that a joke usually depends on a suspension of disbelief.]

A lazy gun

Tails of the Gun Attention you-know-who

My mom                                              Ill-informed screeching bitch I THINK I HAVE A LAZY GUN   Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 on the deck rail.   I left six cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.   While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, my neighbor across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.   After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself off the deck rail. It hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so.   In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.   You can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.   Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.   The United States is third in murders throughout the world.   But if you take out just four cities (Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, and New Orleans), the United States is fourth from the bottom, in the entire world, for murders   These four Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S. All four of these cities are CONTROLLED BY DEMOCRATS.   It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - correct?   Well, I'm off to check on my spoons.   I hear they're making people fat. cuzzin ricky

Dolphin Ptooey

Something Wonderful ca.1942 but not now

Full Circles

Merry Christmas

Town Of Bethlehem Bans ‘Merry Christmas’ Signs A plethora of stories like that have percussion-capped me into feeling like we're reliving ground zero AD when observant Jews had to put up with not only vicious rule by a foreign Obama occupation but its Hollywood Sanhedrin lackey client.  Next, the slaughter of innocents and then, once again, Bing Crosby.

AN OLD ODE

Hillary wants Alzheimer's cured?

I don't think Hillary has thought this thru --

I can see your underpants

Techno Thrills

Gird yur loins Too late; there's already a phone app that does the same thing. Yikes

Rosalind Brewer; Raciaist Bitch

HELTER SKELTER                           Provoking Racial Unrest

Rosalind Brewer FULL FULL This isn't quite a perfect fit for Helter-Skelter, my  file for Obama  actions, from day one, that foster a Charles Manson type racial tension to incite civil strife.  Divide and conquer.  Rosalind Brewer is, however, a by-product of that scheme. A private sector Loretta Lynch-Erick Holder racialist.

More from out lower intestine

Obama Tells Egyptian Minister That He Is A Muslim

DUH-DOH-DAH

a DUH!; a DOh!; and a DA!

Lindsey Lohan Graham; Like WGAF?

WASTED SPACE OF THE DAY Lindsey Graham Exiting Presidential Race

Transgender This

a major award

MORE CRAP Speaking out, they knew, could make them the public face of a very private issue. It could lead their classmates to call them “bigots,” “insensitive,” and “homophobes.” But after seeing their high school back down to threats that the U.S. Department of Education would strip away federal funding, and watching school officials overrule their parents, a group of six high school girls in Cook County, Ill., decided to speak out. Skoonj triggered "Why  These High School Girls Don’t Want a Transgender Freaks in Their Locker Room?" Are you shitting me?  How is this even a conversation?  How did we get here?  Who is responsible?  Why weren't they removed from any position of responsibility at the first sign of cockamamieness?  You can profoundicate until the cows come home, but will eventually hit hard rock when you come to Liberal news media, and that certainly includes Hollywood.  With that sorted, ponder the question, "How Do We Stop Them?" The answer is simple; what ever just popped into your head—do it now.  No holds barred. That's the answer.

SEENAGERS

You Look Mahvelous

Seenagers I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 54 years later. I do not have to go to school or work. I get an allowance (pensions). I have my own pad. I do not have a curfew. I have a drivers license (so far) and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the Liquor Stores. The ladies I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don’t have acne. Life is great. MORE

mxmas

erry-may istmascray works too you're welcome

Did I say "Massively?"

The best of witch is Barak obama ...

KIRK C

Thank You MSU for Kirk Cousins Of course the Terps did give the Detroit Lions Shaun Hill, and Frank Reich, so there's that.

KARMA JUSTICE

KARMA Yes, it's true. Here's more karma justice

Snif-Snuf

Catharsis

German Shepard Talks About It's Last Few Days Of Life On Planet Earth grab yur tissues RIP BOOMER