Beautiful Things

Gun Pr0n

There are things that are so esthetically pleasing to me, that I must have one.  Without fail, however, the cost is always prohibitive, either monetarily, or socially.  Like this Cylinder & Slide M2008 Historical Pocket Model 45 ACP, at $2,995. In fact I prefer it over the C&S $8000 custom build that's featured here.  If I did get my hands on one though, it would create a problem for me.  I would never use it defensively for fear the cops would confiscate it as evidence in my justifiable homicide trial.  Even found innocent, I'd never get it back. It would go missing from the evidence room.  Pricks.

Only in Detroit

Judge Gives 7-Year-Old Right To Decide

Only in Detroit “ Detroit MI (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Wayne County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.   The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.  When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the  boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. ” Grinning Celt

MOCKBA COPS

The Week's Best Two Crack Москва Cop Pics

Blouses Up & Primed for Action

Pedo the Bear

The Week's Best Two Education Pics

Pedo the Bear and  Science Fair

Ice Rink and Ice Slip

The Week's Best Two Winter Sports Pics

Ice Clean and Ice Slip

Bear-Wolf and Brown Sugar

The Week's Best Two Animal Cathartics

Bear/Wolf and Brown Sugar

What men do at church

Mass, he stares at ya

Miss Poopy Pants

Keepin' the flies off the watermelon

Tim W

Brits realize they F***'d up

The British called - They want their guns back!

Need I say more?

Merrily

What Fart?

One More Example of American Ingenuity

When Democrats don't interfere

CR

Meet the Stupids

US Dearth Warrant

“ Government spending, deficits, and debt creation of this magnitude is simply unheard of. So the added TARP money will surely imperil the entire stimulus package as taxpayers around the country begin to digest the enormity of these proposed government actions. Financing of this type would not only destroy the U.S. fiscal position for years to come, it could destroy the dollar in the process. What's more, the likelihood of massive tax increases -- which at some point will become front and center in this gargantuan funding operation -- would doom the economy for decades. - Larry Kudlow ” Thank the 177 Republicans (100%),  and 11 democrats who voted against this monstrosity.  Whether you believe this entire affair was orchestrated by the likes of Soros and friends (I do), or that democrats are just piss poor money managers (I do), this has to be stopped.  But Rodge, what should we do?  I'll tell you what to do.  Go back to what made us a great nation.  Encourage the creation of new manufacturing and business ventures. Eliminate all Cap Gains taxes now. Eliminate all environmental business mandates. Drill for oil like a madman. Eliminate all possible restrictions aimed at capital creation (new businesses). Curtail tort lawyers stranglehold on business. Cut government services to the bone. Eliminate the IRS in favor of the 17% flat tax. In less than two years we'll be the only nation in the world growing like gangbusters. Because this is who we are, when gummint doesn't get in the way.

Fault Jumping

I think this'll work

Fault Jumping

Pelosi's breeding ground

The California problem run amok

San Francisco Bay Area.  Breeding grounds of Democrats who currently have the United States in a death grip.   Pelosi, Waxman, Boxer, et al, *Sputtering too much.*  Here. “  (01-26) 20:04 PST  -- Berkeley's public library will face a showdown with the city's Peace and Justice Commission tonight over whether a service contract for the book check-out system violates the city's nuclear-free ordinance. The dispute centers on a five-year, $63,000 contract the library wants to sign with 3M, an international technology company based in Minnesota, to service five scanner machines library patrons use to check out books. But 3M, a company with operations in 60 countries, refused to sign Berkeley's nuclear-free disclosure form as required by the Nuclear Free Berkeley Act passed by voters in 1986. As a result, the library's self-checkout machines have not been serviced in about six months. Library officials say 3M is the only company authorized by the manufacturer to fix the machines, which were purchased in 2004. The library asked the Peace and Justice Commission for a waiver, but at its Jan. 5 meeting the commission voted 7-1, with two abstentions, to reject the request. The library is now appealing the decision to the City Council. ” This all too absurd, but lest you feel sorry for the poor liberry managers, they are, don't forget, cut from the same herd. “ "We would not ever have selected 3M on our own, but we were thrust into this," said Donna Corbeil, director of library services. "We're not happy about it, but right now there's no alternative." ” "We were thrust into this ...?" Thrust into what, and by whom?  But wait.  A happy ending?

Somalia

Here's an idea

Somilian Pirate I can't remember the name of this movie, I want to say it was a Michael Crichton book.  It opens in some African village, with  missionaries tending the sick.  A startling discovery is made.  It seems something like West Nile Viris, or Black Plague is  killing the people like flies. There's a monkey involved .  Next scene.  CDC helicopters, maybe WHO too, descend on the village to take care of the afflicted.  Not  They seal the village off, after rounding up any who've wandered away, and napalm the village and its inhabitants to hell.  The ultimate quarantine. We learn that this desperate act was necessary, in order to save the millions, if not billions, who would die had this virus  spread.  That got me to thinking.  How come nobody has done this to Somalia.  A worthless, disease ridden, al-Qaedan infested den of criminals and pirates  that has no purpose remotely worthy. A threat to the world, on a level with Seattle. I mean, WTF? Am I wrong?

Street Justice

To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown

A message from Alex

Posted to Craig's List Personals:  Merrily checked Snopes, so this may be for real. Let's hope. “        To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah)         2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST         I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.         I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol af ter you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?         I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.        I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.         So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!         - Alex ”

Terps about to be devoured

Ruh Roh

Violations

Damn you Pop Culture ... for making me see smut here.

Obama Immunity

Obama, you sneaky bastard!

cmblake6  made a good observation below.  Obama may never be charged with treason, because he isn't a United States citizen.  WASS!

American Republic II

A Gummint We Can Trust RIGHT

These Drudge Headlines Speak Volumes

AHMADINEJAD SAYS USA MUST APOLOGIZE TO IRAN OVER PAST ACTIONS... * DEAR AHMADINEJAD: OBAMA DRAFTS LETTER TO IRAN Wen and Putin Slam U.S. System... SOROS GLOBAL RESCUE PLAN'... 'American consumer can no longer act as motor of global economy'... 'Obama must implement radical and comprehensive set of policies'... A Muslim megalomaniac demands an apology from the United States, and the new American president responds.  Oh, Shores of Tripoli.   Two of the world's most prominent communists slam the United States,  and another, George Soros,  says yes, but I have a plan to bring them to heel.  Nobody knows where Soros is hiding.  I'd say we're about 9 months away from a national understanding of what was done to us.  Unfortunately, by then there will be a new paradigm holding sway.  A population struggling to find its next meal is no real threat to attack the king.  My problem is that I only have two nukes and a rusty B-52 without a CD player.  I'm thinking San Francisco and  DC.   Oye.  Sometimes I wish I wasn't the King of France and Barn Army commander. So many choices.