What's that about a baloney pony?

1969 Canada Dry - I'm embarrased

Who's not panicked over Obama 2?

No panic yet, but real fear Wes Pruden refers to the Democrats; The electorate is all panic and scared to death.

“   Mr. Obama has dropped his trademark professorial approach to the bully pulpit, his long and convoluted sentences that loop, twist and turn in search of something to say. He’s serving up plainer speech. His aides explain that he has been studying Ronald Reagan for tips on how to better communicate, forgetting that the good-natured Great Communicator actually had something cheerful to communicate. This week ... he sounded less like the Gipper and more like Jimmy Carter turning to little Amy for advice on how to deal with the threat of “nukular” war. Bill Clinton, who is no longer president except in his own mind, suggests that the solution to the budget dilemma is to agree to both cut spending and raise taxes, but not actually do either one. “What I’d like to see them do is agree on the outlines of a 10-year plan and agree not to start either [raising taxes] or the spending cuts until we’ve go this recovery underway,” Bubba told ABC News in Chicago, where he is holding forth at something called the “Clinton Global Initiative.” Finally, a plan—promising something and then not delivering—any politician could master. WesPruden ”

Ersatz Jefferson

Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.  Thomas Jefferson

Next to Benjamin Franklin TJ is prolly the most quoted founding father; especially today when we're all looking for encouragement to throw this government away and feed the  tree of liberty with its red juices.  Except —  Thomas Jefferson never said that "...Government big enough ..." .  The  quotation is actually from an address by President Gerald Ford to the US Congress (12 August 1974). Atheist activists quite often use spurious Jefferson quotes to advance their agenda.  The most notable being  the snippet " building a wall of separation between church and State." to justify attacks on religion.  The full quote comes from a letter he wrote to a Baptist group in Danbury, CT. Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between man and his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legislative powers of government reach actions only, and not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should "make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof," thus building a wall of separation between church and State.¹ Just the opposite of what the religious left portends.  Another quote they like is this:  The Christian god is a three headed monster; cruel, vengeful and capricious. If one wishes to know more of this raging, three headed beast-like god, one only needs to look at the caliber of people who say they serve him. They are always of two classes: fools and hypocrites. Ahem. -- Quotation 'Not Found,' popularly alleged to have been in a letter to his nephew, Peter Carr. Our editor, Cliff Walker, checked "by hand" every letter to Peter Carr included in the Multomah County Library's reader copy of Jefferson's Works and found nothing along these lines in any such letter. I don't expect everyone to have a PhD in Quotery like me, so let me recommend Monticello.org's Spurious Quotations, and extended references from Tom Jefferson Wiki Quote.  With Obama around, this is also a good reference. ¹ Wiki Quote

PeTA Blood Lust Surfaces

Eight Dirty Words

“California makes 8.” 

California tells online retailers to start collecting sales taxes from customers The U.S. Supreme Court in 1992 ruled that states cannot tax businesses that aren't physically within their boundaries. Such taxes would regulate interstate commerce, which is a federal government prerogative. Democrats: “We don't recognize laws passed by Republican judges” Amazon and Overstock.com fire all California affiliates. Eric Holder:  “I am bound by law and my oath of office to sue to stop this illegal decision by California!” Host “That last one was just a LOL Eric Holder is an Obamunist dick..”

CA TAXES THE INTERNET... AMAZON bails...

We need mo Mo, Mo. Not Less

What he should have said: “Be warned.  People who break into my house will be shot! Comprendo? ” No excuses necessary.

Birthers Rule

Later, in an interview with The Daily Caller, Warren called Corsi an “execrable piece of shit.”

“   They double down, and accuse the President of the United States of perpetrating a fraud on the world by having released a forged birth certificate. Not because this claim is in any way based on reality, but to hold their terribly gullible audience captive to their lies. This is despicable, and deserves only ridicule. That’s why we committed satire in the matter of the Corsi book.” Put up or shut up Read more: ”

Bad Request Error 400 Using Firefox WTF?

Bad Request Error 400

This is what I get if I try to access Blogger using Firefox.  I can load my page, but can't comment, or even access Blogger.com without Error 400.  When I noticed a new comment on the chewing tobacco commercial I tried using IE and it worked.  WTF?  Can anyone else using Firefox comment to this post?    UPDATE Right.  If you're blind and can read this.  BTW, now I'm unable to comment using IE. I reported the prollem to Firefox and it's back working. Thanks, it must have been your prayers.

22%-? 47%-? Who are these people?

Who Are These People??? Rasmussen: 22% of the nation's voters Strongly & 47% Somewhat Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as president.

“   Missile Defense Malpractice National Security: As Iran tests its latest long-range missiles, a senator says a Pentagon study shows the White House's decision to let Moscow have a veto on missile defense has left us with systems that are "simply not credible." When President Obama scrapped, at Russian insistence, President George W. Bush's plans for a European-based missile defense to protect America and Europe against the Iranian nuclear missile threat, he said it was because he had a better idea with better systems. But portions of a forthcoming study by the Pentagon's Defense Science Board, disclosed during a hearing of the Senate Appropriations defense subcommittee by Sen. Richard Shelby, R-Ala., says the Obama plan, employing what's called a phased-adaptive approach, won't work. "Phased-adaptive approach," government speak for "making it up as we go along while we kick the can down the road ... ." [Full IBD] ” Twenty-two percent, okay.  I don't care what group you're talking about; there'll always be 20% who neede culling.  But forty-seven?  Who are these people,  and what can they possibly be seeing different from me?  Forty-seven % Somewhat Approve of what?   This is terrible.  It'll take us years to hunt them all down.

Paper Guns

Paper Covers Rock If ur John Dillinger, off the rock

Beechnut Chaw

Thanks; already have one

This ain't news; it's regifting.

POLL: Obama 42%, any Republican 46%... Campaign signals fundraising fail... Jewish Dems Losing Faith... OBAMA LAUNCHES CLASS WARFARE... Obama rips Congress for taking vacations during crisis... Makes plans for Martha's Vineyard vacation...

UN's New Head of Disarmament - NorK!

The UN Conference on Disarmament held a plenary meeting this morning in which the Democratic People's Republic of Korea assumed the presidency of the Conference and members bid farewell to the departing ambassadors from Canada and the United Kingdom. I am not making this up. Stoo Pid

The Quotable Rogue:

10 questions with ‘The Quotable Rogue’ editor Matt Lewis

“” TheDC's Matt Lewis is the editor of the new book, The Quotable Rogue: The Ideals of Sarah Palin in Her Own Words, and our own Jamie Weinstein interviewed him about it. Here's Lewis on his reasons for publishing the book: "I was attracted to this project for two reasons: 1) Sarah Palin is arguably the most significant woman of the first decade of the 21st century, and 2) As some of her supporters have pointed out to me, she is the most 'known, unknown' figure in American politics. A lot of people, for example, still believe that she said, 'I can see Russia from my house.' She never said that. That was actually comedian Tina Fey. But people still think Palin said that. When you actually read Palin's real quotes in context, they are quite compelling." Maybe WaPo and the NYT can crowdsource her quotes for any evidence of scandal. That trick always works.  [Full interview]

Click This is pretty cool.  Click the rollover and read part of every chapter.  You can buy it for a song  too. .The Quotable Rogue: The Ideals of Sarah Palin in Her Own Words

Cat Schizophrenia?

Did You Know ... that schizophrenics are likely to be cat owners?    Or is it cat owners are likely to be schizophrenic?

Herpes too?

Al Gore off the Cliff

Part Two of The best article ever writ about the pied piper of the truly stupid.

“   It is a measure of how far Gore has fallen that almost all the scanty attention the piece received focused on Gore’s criticism of what he sees as President Obama’s failure to lead on climate change.  Gore, like the global green movement he champions, has fallen by the wayside.  Despite terrible weather, despite tornadoes, droughts, food crises and high oil prices, the world conversation has moved on.  The question is why. Once the political power of the climate movement, aided by an indulgent and largely unquestioning press, had pushed the climate agenda into the realm of serious politics, failure was inevitable.  The only question was whether the comprehensive green meltdown would occur before or after the movement achieved its core political goal of a comprehensive and binding global agreement on greenhouse gasses. [The Failure of Al Gore: Part Deux] ” Vanderleun

Undefeated - USA(RAH)-USA(RAH)-USA(RAH)

and finally - the undefeated ” the audience broke into whoops and cheers…

Stoned Dog Hoax

Dog Stoning Hoax Update

I'm sure it will be no surprise to most people to learn that the Jewish Court Sentences Dog To Death story was hoaxed.  Common sense dictates that only Muslims and San Francisco hippies would get dogs stoned.  Nevertheless reader Shayne sent this story.

YMPA

Self Captioning YMPA (Young Muslim Pirate Association)

“ Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, what do you want to be? I said, young man, you can make real your dreams. But you've got to know this one thing! No man does it all by himself. I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf, And just go there and pirate a ship And do Som-al-i-an shit ! It's fun to be in the Y-M-P-A. It's fun to be in the Y-M-P-A. They have everything that you need to enjoy, You can hang all the infidels you want ...  ”

EF Hutton