Sunday, March 15, 2009

Muslim Toys

HOOP DREAMS

Terps Draw Cal Berkeley in NCAA s


Wow, the Commie machine is coming after me, eh wot?  Last September a ranked CAL team came strutting into Maryland, and it took one of my patented pep talks to wake the Terps up enough to crush'em.  Now the NCAA basketball selection committee has matched 7th seed Cal against 10 seed MD. Coincidence?  I think not.  The commies hate my guts.  Cal may be a great 3 point shooting team, but who would know?  They play in some west coast conference that nobody watches.  The prollem is of course, they're commies, and commies cheat like hell. We'll do a novena.

ALSO:
Women's Basketball - Team RPIs (2008-2009)

      View Power Ratings       View Real Time RPIsvip
Rank School W-L RPI SOS
Rank
SOS Conf. Conf.
W-L
Up 1 From Last Week 1   Maryland  28-4  0.7067 3  0.6367   Acc 15-2 
Up 1 From Last Week 2   Connecticut  33-0  0.7065 7  0.6086   Bige 19-0 
Down 2 From Last Week 3   Oklahoma  28-4  0.6999 1  0.6415   Big12 16-2 
Up 1 From Last Week 4   Louisville  29-4  0.6765 11  0.6036   Bige 16-3 
Down 1 From Last Week 5   Duke  26-5  0.6741 6  0.6124   Acc 13-4 

6   Texas A&M  25-6  0.6724 5  0.6167   Big12 13-5 

7   Auburn  29-3  0.6622 35  0.5728   Sec 14-3 

8   Stanford  28-4  0.6609 30  0.5756   Pac10 19-1 

9   Tennessee  22-10  0.6584 2  0.6398   Sec 11-6 
Up 1 From Last Week 10   Baylor  26-5  0.6527 15  0.5952   Big12 14-4 

And sometimes the bear gets you.

St. Patty's Day

Today's Plan Ahead

Dept. of Agriculture's Mission?

We Surrender, Por Favor
USDA
I've seen these pictures, sans text, all over the place, and always assumed they were for use in some emerging third world country, like Obama's home town in Kenya.  Nuh-uh.  These posters were sent to me from Keith Olbermann's alma mater, Cornell University College of Agriculture and Life Sciences, not to be confused with the other one.*  They were printed, and provided by The United States Department of Agriculture. I am not making any of this up.  What does that say to you?
  1. Keith Olbermann was probably not introduced to indoor plumbing and TP until matriculation.
  2. Upstate New York is overrun with illegal aliens?
  3. All of the above,  and the USDA (i.e. Federal Gummnint)  has surrendered to them.


*  After Coulter outed Olbermann, he went predictably nuts, and countered by saying he'd "paid much less for the same education as Coulter by attending the Ag School." Well Hell Keith, you coulda spent even less by attending Jasper Community College. But remember, this is about the poop posters.

Everyone Out Of The Pool!

Today's WTF?

Taking Chance

Take a Chance on This
You won't regret it


I have to tell you about this.  A few days ago when I turned on the telly it opened on some HBO channel from the night before.  Even though  it was 30 minutes  into "Taking Chance," starring Kevin Bacon, I was hooked.  Five minutes later I looked up the next full airing, and scheduled it to record.  Still,  I continued to watch. 

MoSup was out doing something, and came home around noon.  Now understand this about MoSup.  She doesn't believe in frittering away prime daylight hours drinking whiskey or watching movies.  Nevertheless, I insisted she sit down and watch the now recorded repeat.  I promised her that she'd have her heart in her throat the entire time, as had I.  Neither of us spoke a word for 90 minutes.  I can make the same promise to you about this true story. I know many of you've seen this, and I'm confident you'll concur.

My best friend has a son serving with the Marines in Iraq, and I wonder whether this is something I should recommend to him.  I don't know, although maybe I just did. I see it as a portrait of the best of America. One final thing.  I've always liked Kevin Bacon, but the role I've always identified  him with was Chip Diller
Kevin Bacon
, in Animal House. No more.  From now on it's Lt. Col. Michael Strobl. He's that good in this film. ;

Apple Cored

Apple Safari is 'easy pickings'


Oh My ...
This year’s contest will pit hackers against browsers and smart phones with Internet Explorer, Firefox, Safari, Opera and Chrome among the high-profile targets.  It will also include attacks against fully patched BlackBerry, Android, iPhone, Symbian and Windows Mobile phones in their default configurations.

Here are Miller’s predictions:

    * Safari: hacked by 4 different people.  Easy pickin’s as usual.
    * Android: hacked by 1 person.  Not too tough but no one owns one.
    * IE8, Firefox: Survive unscathed.  The bugs to exploit equation is too hard for $5k.
    * iPhone, Symbian: Survive due to non-executable heap.
    * Blackberry, Windows Mobile, Chrome: I don’t know enough to say anything intelligent.  That said, they’re probably hard/obscure and so survive.

Last year, Miller exploited a Safari flaw to hijack a fully patched MacBook Pro machine.  He is also known for launching successful attacks against Apple’s iPhone and Google’s Android platform.

ALSO SEE: 10 questions for MacBook hacker Dino Dai Zovi

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Algore goes too far

Our official commie prick

How Bad Is He?
Obama- The Turd From Shit Cteek

How goofy would an Obama proposal have to be that Sen. Patty Murray, D-Washington, would slap him down in a heartbeat?  How about making veterans pay for VA facility treatment - of service-related injuries - with private insurance? Maybe that? 
Chrissie

Snapper

Crocodile Undies
Mike

A pleasant scene

Framed

End of the Gyro

The rest of the story ...
Part one here


Here's Alton Brown's recipe - I used Greek yogurt so the draining step wasn't necessary.  How did it taste?  A+.  Don't mess with the rotisserie; use a bread pan.  Don't drop it taking it out of the oven like I did though.  Grease all over the place. 

(This was before I was attacked by Begala.   What a day.).


What is truth?

Media Matters Sun Block Lotion Spf100


 How the Liberal Media Smear Machine Slimes Conservatives instructively demonstrates how "George Soros (and others) fund one of the left’s most prominent noise machines, Media Matters for America, which distorts statements made by conservatives and then urges reporters to provide saturation coverage of such statements as proof conservatives are hypocritical and sinister."  

Rarely mentioned is that Hillary Clinton was responsible for it's organization, and how David Brock became its barker.  All this  can be found in Discover The Networks  report, Hillary's Lap Dogs. It also sheds light on Brock's "epiphany," that led him to denounce his conservative ties and move to the dark side.  It's basically a Hollywood story, that.  He got a role in a movie and fell in love with  the producer, who was looking for a  pegboy.
  In 1996 (eight years before Media Matters’ creation), the then-conservative David Brock was commissioned (with a $1 million advance) by the Simon & Schuster subsidiary Free Press to write a hard-hitting expose of Hillary. But the book, completed in 1997, turned out to be nothing more than a tepid, distinctly sympathetic account of the former First Lady’s life. That same year (1997), Brock publicly announced his political epiphany, unequivocally recanting his previous negative writings about the Clintons and embracing the liberal/Left cause. During this period, Brock developed a close relationship with Neel Lattimore, Senator Clinton’s openly gay press secretary and close confidante. Brock would eventually hire Lattimore as a director of “special projects” for Media Matters.

Brock’s affinity for Mrs. Clinton grew over time, and vice versa. According to Glenn Thrush of Newsday, Hillary “advised Brock on creating” Media Matters in 2004, “encouraging the creation of a liberal equivalent of the Media Research Center, a conservative group that has aggravated Democrats for decades.” Thrush reports that Hillary still “chats with [Brock] occasionally and thinks he provides a valuable service . . .” “For her part,” Thrush adds, “Clinton’s extended family of contributors, consultants and friends has played a pivotal role in helping Media Matters grow from a $3.5 million start-up in 2004 to its current $8.5 million budget.”

Hillary Clinton is chiefly responsible for creating the perception of truth as an accepted alternative to truth.  The consequences for us are enormous.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Self indulgent cheaters

Re: the Obama Yoot Brigades ... .

Loose Meat

Gyrocating
Oye
I saved an Alton Brown Good Eats show on Gyros (pronounced "Yiro"), and decided yesterday to make it .  You can see the show in segments on You Tube.  After letting my meat loaf overnight in the ice box, I was ready for the spit.  Putting loose meat on a rotisserie  skewer is counter-intuitive, but since I have the same grill, and the same skewer (TFV does too) as Alton, and since I followed his directions to a tee, I expected that the roll-over wouldn't happen.  I went to plan II, but since today is a meatless Lenten Friday, I can't consummate until tomorrow.  More then.

PART II HERE

Coldcuts

What a Friday the 13TH!
Assassins


Just after the last post, I went into the kitchen to investigate a noise.  Wham!   I was cold-cocked from behind, and went sprawling to the floor.  My attacker was, and you are not going to believe this, my attacker was freaking Paul Begala!  The sumbitch swung at me with a Mau-Mau machete of Kenyan manufacture while screaming "die Obama denier!"  I deflected the blade with a karate kick, from the prone position,   the blade nearly decapitating.-- I mean, defooticating it.  This is an actual pictrure which I renedered in black and white lest you faint. Continuing with the leg action, I caught Begala in the chest and flung him over my head.  He jumped up and bolted to the exit, but before he cleared the door I had unholstered my .45 and pumped three slugs into his back.  He stumbled out the door where somebody, another assassin, caught him and dragged him to a waiting van.  I'm pretty sure it was Howard Dean 

I am not making this up, although I may have actually dropped a very sharp knife while slicing a sub roll, and punctured a blood vessel in my foot.  I'm weak from blood loss, and can't remember. Bastards.

Cell phone popcorn

RE: Cell Phones Frying Your Brain ..
BUSTED FRAUD


Ratbastard Commies Messing With Me

I hate  when they do that
Disappearing stuff


I woke this morning to find that my SeaMonkey mail program, the one I use for personal use (pecksnif), including most of you, had disappeared.  Gone.  Vanished.  Including any mention in Documents and Settings.  WTF?  I restored D&S from my backup ( 3 hours), but still nada.  This has happened to you, so you know how it will ruin your day.  Excuse me, this has happened to you, unless you use a MAC which not only never hiccups, but massages your balls in the morning. 

Reinstalled, but any messages sent to me before midnight last are gone.  Including a new Barn Army pic someone sent, that I hadn't processed yet (resend please). 


Thursday, March 12, 2009

Obama Performance Poll

Portrait of a Dysfunctional Nation
"He gets an A?"