U.K.!-U.!K.-U.K.!  Pulls Plug on United Nations Spending, in Move That is Bound to Hearten U.S. Critics

Picture Apropos of Nothing

D-52s

The 52 Best

Vanderleun has the scholarship and gravitas that allows him to post bare breasts willy-nilly without fear of losing his reputation for  scholarship and his  gravitas.   Of course, as the erstwhile editor of Penthouse magazine, well, you know, Gerard prolly sees them as today's -yawn- assignment. Today he links to, using the rubric "If it exists there's an internet poll to decide the best,"   The 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time.  Of course, they must  by necessity be restricted to best breasts the wearer exposed in public,  (ahem). I'm really not very good at these kind of things.  I only made it to  the third candidate before declaring a winner.  Emmanuelle Chriqui. Because she's a dead ringer for MoSup (in that picture).  Oh, all right. These are the best living breasts in the world today.

Bethenny WTF?

Some really weird stuff

Last week I surfed into a cable show on Bravo that grabbed my attention.  I have no reason why. Maybe because the woman (Bethenny Getting Married)) reminded me very much of a friend in New York who's in the artificial flower business. I quickly surmised that Bethenny is a chef, of some note I take it, and well into her thirties.  She got herself knocked up, and is now marrying the father  He's out of town, leaving her to deal with family and friends on their way for a bridal shower and dinner.  The wedding, just 30 days out, does not yet have a venue.  So, here she is, with a pregnant belly, heaving bosoms, wearing black leotards and a tutu, and I loved her.  Put it on my TIVO. This pregnant photoshoot came as a total surprise just now when I looked her up for this post.  Okay, she's all New Yawk, which means her politics will soon drive me away.  But for now I'm infatuated with the whole frenetic deal.  PS - Last night I watched two Son's of Gun's, and WWII in Color, so don't go thinking anything.  Crap, I'm sorry I told you about Bethenny.  Forget I mentioned it. Sheesh.

Mr. Boner

Can we talk?

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." - Democrats referring to me, the Real King of France, in November, 1992.

My shrink and curling partner put it another way.  "You have a classic all-or-nothing personality."   Barry Goldwater, another old friend, until he became mealy-mouthed in his dotage, defended me once to a critic, "I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice."     I'm only telling you this because my grandson called last night and asked, "Grampy, why do you hate John Boner and want him thrown into a volcano?"  Sigh. Telling him that it's "because Speaker Boner is just another status-quo bullshit artist Republican candyass who needs throwing headfirst down an abandoned outhouse hole (not a volcano)" wouldn't make sense to him, so I lied. "It's because he want s to kill your mommy."  Same thing, so not really a lie.

WMAL- Terrorist

WMAL Yielding to Terrorists

General Manager WMAL Re: Fred Grandy The SCOTUS affirms the First Amendment rights of the odious Westboro Baptist Church, while in the same instant WMAL yields to CAIR, affirmed by the FBI as being partner to Islamic terrorists, and fires Fred Grandy because he speaks negatively about the goals of Islam?  And bans his wife from future broadcasts?  I really cannot adequately express my contempt for you and WMAL. There can really be only two reasons for theses actions.  I'll be kind and assume it's because you are a coward.  A coward afraid of what Islamists will do to you and WMAL if you don't accede to their threat.  Ironic.   In the  alternative, you are one of them. Former daily listener. I'm trying to figure out why WMAL has ignored Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh, or Seam Hannity?  All three have hammered radical Islam.  When Comedy Central blocked South Park's (cartoon) depiction of Mohammed, co-creator Matt Stone confronted them -“You’re afraid of getting blown up. That’s what you’re afraid of."  They conceded that, yes, they were afraid. The only thing I've watched on Comedy Central since that date has been South Park, and even there I watch it via South Park Studios independent web site.

Westboro Baptist

Chia Head HS

Mascots

Joe Biden has been trying to have a school  named after him, without success. “ But, as ABC News' Karen Travers reports, residents in Delaware's Brandywine School District on Tuesday voted against a bid to name a newly-build elementary school after the Veep, who represented the state for 36 years in the Senate. ”  Obama already has six schools named for him.  I'm trying to think how I'd react if my High School was renamed for him?  And what would be an appropriate mascot name? Wetbacks Prompters Mau-Maus (gramps was a mau-mau) Red Menace Men of Steel (think!) Biden is harder. Plagiarists Chia Heads Nimrods (AWK) Assholes (now I'm being silly, but not this silly) Obama HS Polo Team Field

Today's Mull Is Obama a horrible president because he's black, or is he black because he's a horrible president?

Who knows, some of you may be racist.  Obama is certifiably racist. and I'm sick of it.

“ According to a new book by Kenneth T. Walsh, Obama expressed to guests at a private White House dinner party his belief that "many middle-class and working-class whites felt aggrieved and resentful that the federal government was helping other groups, including bankers, automakers, irresponsible people who had defaulted on their mortgages, and the poor, but wasn't helping them nearly enough." When one of his dinner guests said that Tea Partiers were attempting to "stir up anger and anxiety at having a black president," Obama responded that the Tea Party did indeed have a racist "subterranean agenda." [DC]

Akakakaka buh-bah

Goodbye to a ca-ca

“   He is the fourth Democrat to announce plans to step down at the end of 2012, joining a list that includes Jeff Bingaman of New Mexico, Kent Conrad of North Dakota and Jim Webb of Virginia. The Democrats are also losing Joseph Lieberman, a Connecticut independent who caucuses with the Democrats.

Todays Semen From the Mount

PSA Be an informed consumer

Oddly, men may be better served by these facts than women. I mean, I've ever been drinking with the guys when someone inquired about how to make his semen sweeter. Srsly. And, 18 feet? We don't need more measurement stuff. Anyway, I have to post this.  All blogs do, in compliance with FDA reg18638. Report any who don't.

Notice

Billions for Moslem asskissng, zero for tax deduction

Hi everybody!

Goodbye how are you everybody!  Dr. Jihad Nick here to be waking you with much news happiness.  While Congress is to be wanting end of mortgage deduction on April 15th stick-up day; Hillary Clinton is refurbishing mosques so to making happy with Moslems.  Be gagging below.

thor

The unfortunate pick

WHO KNEW?

During the winter of 2009, Jennifer Lopez accidentally ate the Earth's only Higgs boson particle.

Body Guard Auditions for Michael Moore

cuzzin ricky

Blinking Pelosi

tonight’s from the wayback machine

Charlie Sheen

Junior Sheen

“    You've been doing an admirable job of not getting caught up in the Charlie Sheen stupidity, demonstrating by example that there are other things happening in the world that actually matter.  Having said that, I thought you might appreciate this: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/charlie-sheen-quotes-as-new-yorker-cartoons   I would have thouht it would take a ton of research to find and match an image to a sound bite, but the guy did a very good job of it. Justin Credible ”

Thanks Justin, but it takes no effort on my part to ignore what anyone named Sheen, who's not a Bishop, has to say about anything. Truthfully, I did wonder whether I'd ever seen a single thing he's ever appeared in, and all I could come up with was Hotshots (which amused me, but not necessarily because of him).

Valley Twits

Unplugged

Flush Four Turds

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee

Why we're hanging her today

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Houston, Texas, regularly refers to the people who work for her as "stupid motherf*ckers," according to an expose by The Daily Caller's Jonathan Strong. Believe it or not, Lee's staffers wish that were the worst of the congresswoman's abuses. Lee caused one of her drivers to wreck her car by screaming into her ear, and threatened to call the police and report a kidnapping when a different driver told the congresswoman to either stop yelling, or walk. Another staffer had a phone thrown at him. Yet another was insulted by Lee in front of the staffer's parents. A third was forced to write a memo in full view of her colleagues explaining why she was, in Lee's view, incompetent. Another time, she threatened a secret service agent, but only after she instructed her driver to ignore the secret service vehicle that was attempting to pull them over. While she may be an apparent insomniac who sucks the life out of her staff, it's not likely that she's a vampire, as Lee often asks staffers to bring her garlic supplements as late as 2 a.m. While I'm hanging Sheila Jackson Lee, I think I'll go ahead and hang these three guys too, for being a major annoyances in my life. Thunka-Thunka-Thunka-Thunka- Aggggggh!

Car Bingo

Left Brain- Right Brain

All Right!

“   You are more right-brained than left-brained. The right side of your brain controls the left side of your body. In addition to being known as right-brained, you are also known as a creative thinker who uses feeling and intuition to gather information. You retain this information through the use of images and patterns. You are able to visualize the "whole" picture first, and then work backwards to put the pieces together to create the "whole" picture. Your thought process can appear quite illogical and meandering. The problem-solving techniques that you use involve free association, which is often very innovative and creative. The routes taken to arrive at your conclusions are completely opposite to what a left-brained person would be accustomed. You probably find it easy to express yourself using art, dance, or music. Some occupations usually held by a right-brained person are forest ranger, athlete, beautician, actor/actress, craftsman, and artist. Women universally find you desirable; men look to you for leadership and approval.  You are a god. ” I may have projected some portion of the analysis, based on the results. .  Take Test