Certaines filles ...

The Arts     The Royal Gallery Bonzo Livermore, Artiste Portrait royal

“ Beautiful Strokes Study in Black and  84432 Colors ”

Scumbag Throttled

REMEMBER HIM?

What's lower than an ambulance chaser? Answer.  This guy has to look up at them Gibson [Righthaven LLC], in case you don't know, is the lawyer who's been buying up copyrights; searching the web for bloggers who've used any of the material, and suing them for big bucks.  As an aside, Michele Obama's first post law school job was as an associate at the Chicago office of the law firm Sidley Austin.  Gibson was an associate at Sidley Austin.  Guess what they did at Sidley Ausin?  INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LAW [source]  Ahem. [Curmudgeonly & Skeptical Presents Boned Jello Sept 6, 2010] ” Today: Marshals ordered to seize Righthaven assets “ Las Vegas copyright infringement lawsuit filer Righthaven LLC’s financial problems grew Tuesday when the federal court in Las Vegas commanded the U.S. Marshals Service to seize more than $63,000 in Righthaven assets to satisfy a creditor [Wayne Hoehn's] judgment and costs. [...] Hoehn, a Kentucky message board poster, had posted a Review-Journal column on a sports betting website.[...] Righthaven has refused to pay and has said it faces bankruptcy if a creditor like Hoehn tries to seize its assets. The company has said it’s low on cash because the problems with its litigation campaign have reduced lawsuit settlement revenue. But even as the company has refused to pay Hoehn, it has continued paying attorneys to litigate other cases in Nevada, Colorado and South Carolina . [Gibson's]  appealing to the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals both the dismissal of its suit against Hoehn as well as the award for his attorney’s fees — one of several attorney’s fee awards Righthaven has been hit with or is likely to be hit with. [Full] ” Of course nobody knows what that band of clowns from the 9th U.S.  Circus will do, but as it stands this a just great— on several levels. Blogger Clayton Cramer independently developed  an ap to auto-blacklist  Gibson's clients Victims like  Wayne Hoehn fought back and took the attack to him Nary a politician got involved legislatively The little creep is getting pounded in state courts. It's Why We Win!

Panty Secret Revealed

Mystery Theater

“ I've seen pictures like this before, but it's only now I'm understanding what's going on.  This is why girls can fart and never leave tracks on their underwear! .  *slaps head* ”

Test Your Skill

How Good Are You At Reading Body Language?

“    A 2+2= B The JOY OF SEX C Constipated

Profiling Fleas ...

Profiling the Fleas

“ For each of the 984 Occupy Wall Street protesters arrested in New York City between September 18 and October 15, police collected and filed an information sheet recording the arrestee’s name, age, sex, criminal charge, home address and — in most cases — race. The Daily Caller has obtained all of this information from a source in the New York City government. Homes listed on those police intake forms have a median value of $305,000 — a far higher number than the $185,400 median value of owner-occupied housing units in the United States .At least 95 of the protesters’ residences are worth approximately $500,000 or more The median monthly rent for those living in apartments whose information is readily available is $1,850 .Of the 984 protesters arrested, at least 797 are white. The median age of “Occupy” protesters taken into custody is 27 years. London’s Daily Mail newspaper, for example, recently highlighted signs of wealth among the throngs in Zuccotti Park. “Sleeping beside the hardcore activists are increasing numbers of wealthy students turning up to make the most of the party atmosphere, drugs and free food,” reporters Paul Bentley and Micela McLucas wrote in October. “While they dress down to blend in ... [Cont] Tell me you're surprised.

Visiting Hours

Visiting Hours

“ I've got good news Leon.‎ I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO! ”

ZOMBAMA ...

More Theater of the Absurd     the Zombie meme

“ This is the dramatic moment when President George Bush is gunned down by a sniper after a public address at a hotel, in a gripping new docudrama soon to be aired on TV. Set around October 2007, President Bush is assassinated as he leaves the Sheraton Hotel in Chicago. Death of a President, shot in the style of a retrospective documentary, looks at the effect the assassination of Bush has on America in light of its ‘War on Terror’. The 90 minutes feature explores who could have planned the murder, with a Syrian-born man wrongly put in the frame. The ACLU ruled the film was protected by Free Speech.  [Stop the ACLU - 1996] A Halloween-themed graphic featuring a zombie President Barack Obama with a bullet hole in his forehead provoked widespread outrage and the attention of the Secret Service Monday after a local Republican committee in Virginia used it to scare up interest in Halloween parade political activities. [NBC News Yesterday] “This is a disgusting and violent portrayal of the president of the United States,” said Democratic Party of Virginia spokesman Brian Coy. My biggest disappointment came when — ” “ Gov. Bob McDonnell, through spokesman J. Tucker Martin, called on the Loudoun GOP to “apologize for their actions, and to immediately ensure that such imagery is never used again.” and — Virginia GOP Chairman Pat Mullins said such an image “has no place in our politics. Ever.” ” Oh stop it.  Both McDonnell, whom I deeply admire, and Mullins are playing to the media here.  What both should have said was nothing. Or, at most,  "Oh stop this nonsense.  It was a pop culture reference and nothing more.  Sheesh. Lets talk about Gun running."

The UN- A Way Out!

NUKE THE UN      A light in the tunnel

“ Because of laws passed in the early 1990s that bar American funding for any U.N. agency that grants membership to Palestinians, Washington must now withhold $80 million from UNESCO, about 22% of its budget. ” That excerpt from today's LA Times editorial Using the United Nations "The lopsided vote for Palestine's entry into UNESCO shows how isolated the U.S. and Israel are." “ The U.S. was on the losing side of a 107-14 vote in favor of membership, with 52 countries abstaining, including staunch U.S. ally Britain; another close European ally, France, voted in favor of the Palestinians. That result came in spite of a fevered campaign by Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton to shore up support in foreign capitals for the U.S. position (rather absurd theater given the Obamunist record).. ” I'm always annoyed by our membership in the UN, and lately (since 9-11-2001) even more. Here are the actual voting records of various Arabic/Islamic States which are recorded in both the US State Department and United Nations records: Kuwait votes against the United States 67% of the time Qatar votes against the United States 67% of the time→ Morocco votes against the United States 70% of the time→  United Arab Emirates votes against the United States 70% of the time→ . Jordan votes against the United States 71% of the time→ . Tunisia votes against the United States 71% of the time→ . Saudi Arabia votes against the United States 73% of the time→ . Yemen votes against the United States 74% of the time→ . Algeria votes against the United States 74% of the time→ . Oman votes against the United States 74% of the time→ . Sudan votes against the United States 75% of the time→ . Pakistan votes against the United States 75% of the time→ . Libya votes against the United States 76% of the time→ . Egypt votes against the United States 79% of the time→ . Lebanon votes against the United States 80% of the time→ . India votes against the United States 81% of the time→ . Syria votes against the United States 84% of the time→ . Mauritania votes against the United States 87% of the time . [Full]  BUT WAIT!  Did you catch that opening excerpt?  The one about "... laws passed in the early 1990s that bar American funding for any U.N. agency that grants membership to Palestinians ...?"  That means if the UN grant Palestine full UN membership, which appears more and more likely, it will be illegal for us to give them so much as a farthing!  I think the LA Times caught the significance of the law, because in true Liberal "blame the US" fashion, the editorial ends— “ The anti-Palestine laws should be repealed. Triggered by cuzzin ricky

Grand Design ...

Live Pool ....

LIBERAL CULTURE    NYC museum limits visitors in bathtub-like artwork

“ NEW YORK (AP) — Naked museum visitors are no longer able to take dips together in a bathtub-like installation at a New York City museum after warnings from health officials. ” $20 says— within 10 years— some elementary school in this country will have live sex demonstrations . Prolly New York or San Francisco (gay sex if the latter).

Let's Offend Everybody! ....

Let's Offend Everybody!

“ Q . What's the Cuban National  Anthem? A.. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q . Where does an Irish  family go on vacation? A.. A different bar. I heard it's crappy tea Q . What did the Chinese  couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A.. Sum Ting Wong . Q . What do you call it  when an Italian has one arm shorter than the  other? A.. A speech impediment. Q . Why aren't there any  Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A.. Because they're not going to work in the future either. Q . Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car  only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? A.. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q . What's the difference  between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A.. The southern zoo has a description of the animal .  along with a recipe. Q . How do you get a sweet  little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word? A.. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell,  'BINGO!' Q . What's the difference  between a northern fairytale and a southern  fairytale??? A.. A northern  fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale  begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.' Q . Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic  team? A.. Because all the  Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United  States ”    Frank 'n Evvy

MIB II - A Poll

idyll  MIB II

Comments generated by yesterday's Men In Black post raised within me some vexatious  curiosities.  Fortunately I can create a poll that will shed light on your thoughts about extra terrestrial life, and possible ET influence in who and what we are today.  This poll is funded by  the Chubb Group and your tax dollars.  Thank you. PS- You may leave a comment on the Poll Result page. Is There Alien Life (cosmic, not Messican) There is no alien life, Sheesh! There prolly is NO alien life There prolly IS alien life Yes. It's a mathematical certainty.    pollcode.com free polls  Have aliens visited Earth (cosmic, not San Franciscans)? YES Very Likely Hardly Likely No, Get a life and quit watching the Hitler Channels    pollcode.com free polls  If it's proved that ET actually "modeled" Earth, I would .. Lose my religious beliefs See no conflict with my religious beliefs As an atheist, it would change nothing As an atheist,it would cause me to reconsider the existence of a supreme being. Collect a $50 bar bet    pollcode.com free polls         Disclosure: Okay, I'm looking for Luddites.

Holder Flees Boulder

Over the Holder Shoulder Boulder Holder dumps new Fast and Furious docs as 11 more congressmen call for his resignation

“ The Fast and Furious scandal is starting to resemble that scene at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark, except the boulder is made up of calls for Eric Holder's resignation and the idol he's clutching is his job. [FULL] So let's finish this thing.  The House can start the boulder rolling by impeaching him, and dare Senate Democrats to vote against conviction.  Sheesh. ” Jim Treacher

Hiney Bubbles .... .

Hiney Bubbles

“ Hiney bubbles (hiney bubbles) In a line (in a line) Make her happy (make her happy) The fish, not so fine (the fish, not so fine) ”

Limbo- Filthy F'n Democrats

Limbaugh: Politico Story An "Unconscionable Racially Charged Attack"

“ Limbaugh compared the rapidly expanding Cain saga to the way media outlets covered the alleged indiscretions of former President Bill Clinton, concluding that the Politico story is a part of a calculated left-wing strategy to marginalize minority conservatives — including Cain and Florida GOP Sen. Marco Rubio, who was subject of a Washington Post story last week about claims that his parents were Cuban exiles. Read more: ” But, Rodge—  I'm turned off when you call them "filthy democrats." - Larry Louno The preferred usage is "filthy f'n democrats" Larry Attack Monkey Media

The Queen Reviews Her Savage Minions..

The Motherland

“ After this ceremony the chief gifted the Queen his iPod.  It contained tapes of all his tribal chants and recipes of food made with green flies. ” Soon as I saw this  original,  I had a vision.

Coon Fight- Coon Fight!

Who's Winning?

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Oh yeah, step over this line! ....

Where some guy paints a target on his face, so to speak ...

Every cop, anywhere, who sees this will feel the urge to plant his baton two inches deep into his skull. That was my first reaction. But, I'll say this about these people;  they have passion.   The kind us teapartiers don't show.  Yet.  I can't speak to the incident he's referring to, but yeah, maybe he's right.  If so,  good on him. Still, he's pretty stupid, unless he sees a future in martyrdom. I will love seeing him put his words into action.   If he  does, my guess is—   "speed and vodka."  Let's  hope a lot of  these fleas smarten up and take their energy and join us.  marc miller

MIB Idyll

IDYLL        MIB?

“ I'm in a ponderment over the meaning of this current spate of ancient alien and UFO stories that populate the various Hitler channels' programming.  Popularized in the late 1960's by Erich von Däniken, I've always found merit in  the theory that aliens involved themselves in this most recent chapter of  Epoch Earth.   Is this current fascination, then,  due to the insatiable demand for 24/7 entertainment?  Or is it Men in Black preparing us for some imminent revelation?   ”

The Creeps ...

Salami Mission, The