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Michelle's Record!

Obama Drones Away ....

Claim: Obama Gave US Drone to Iranians

“ Despite repeated warnings from the Pentagon, Barack Obama rejected three plans to recover or destroy the US drone that was intercepted over Iranian territory. [Gateway Pundit +Video] Do I believe Obama would do such a thing?  Yes. .

SchoolsToy Gun Ban Leads To Mayhem!

Gun Butts & Pieces 2 US kids use toy gun in sticky-ups Police in the US say two children used a toy gun to rob their classmates of candy and chips.

“ Police on Friday were seeking the suspects, ages 10 and 8. The five victims were walking home earlier this week when one of  the boys pulled the plastic gun, The Macomb Daily newspaper in Michigan reported. “I can honestly say I cannot ever remember anything like this happening with such young suspects,” Warren Detective Lt. Dan Beck said. “At least one of the victims told our officers he believed the gun was real.”    Beck said the two young suspects could be charged with armed robbery because one of the children thought the gun was real [Full] One more example of misguided liberel policies leading to heartbreak and property loss.  I am not exaggerating - and you will back me up if you're older than 80 - if some school yard billie stuck a toy gun in my face, I would have— Recognized it as a toy gun Pulled my Fanner 50 and capped his ass! What a fricken travesty! ”

Inspector Detector Beatles

Inspector Detector  The Beatles

The WaPost used to, and maybe still does, have a picture quiz in its Sunday magazine section.  I've had in mind for some years to rip it off on the blog, and now I have.  The top picture is an original photograph of the Beatles (very early on from the look of it).  In the roll-over I've made 11 alterations.  Can yo find them? Unlike the WaPost, I won't make you wait a week for the answers.  Did anyone find all eleven? Find 11 Alterations

In-your-face Islamos

ISLAMO FASCISTS  Backlash for Lowe's as ads pulled from Muslim show Dem Senator considers legislative action

“ Lowe's Home Improvement has found itself facing a backlash after the retail giant pulled ads from a reality show about American Muslims. The retail giant stopped advertising on TLC's "All-American Muslim" after a conservative group known as the Florida Family Association complained, saying the program was "propaganda that riskily hides the Islamic agenda's clear and present danger to American liberties and traditional values." Calling the Lowe's decision "un-American" and "naked religious bigotry," Sen. Ted Lieu, D-Torrance, told The Associated Press he would also consider legislative action if Lowe's doesn't apologize to Muslims and reinstate its ads [Full] ” I haven't watched the show for various reasons, chief among which  is this trailer that was aired blah-blah-blah before the premier. → [waiting]  How's that for retro NOW style, in-your-faceness? There's also these Three Things About Islam.

WTF? WTF? WTF?

Three Things I Cannot For The Life Of Me Understand

“ This, This, and This ”

tebow

tebow

I can't explain why, but after watching the Tim Tebow led Bronco's win the game against the Bears yesterday, a game they trailed 10-0  with 2:08 left, and with no time-outs left, something he has done what?  the last four weeks in a row?—  I feel optimistic.  About what?  I don't know.  Just optimistic.  Tebow does that.

Christmas Spiriting ...

CHRISTMAS Catch the Spirit

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Su Peso Mi Peso

Su Peso Mi Peso

“ Coming up next hour on tonight's 60 Minutes, another  interview with the Poseur.   Steve Kroft points out that in his speech in Kansas, he mentioned "income inequality," a phrase that suggests a need to redistribute wealth. The president quickly responded that "he's just attempting to deliver the 'American Deal' of a strong middle class "where everybody is able to do their part and everybody's able to succeed." Of course had this been Bush or Palin,  Kroft might not have danced so gingerly about, and chosen from a plethora of clips to bury the sumbitch. ”

Cincy-Zavier Brawl

Depends on your definition of "is", I mean"lie,"  "thug" Is

"We're grown men over here,'' Holloway explained. "We got a whole bunch of gangsters in the locker room. Not thugs, but tough guys on the court.''

Beat My Caption!

BEAT MY CAPTION! Jerry! You left your plane ticket! Honey, bring up my inhaler  will you?          i-right-i Win fame

"BLAH BLAH BAH" - Obama

Blah-blah-bah

“ Obama rejected Friday the latest proposal from Republicans in Congress on a payroll tax cut, saying its costs needed to be offset in a balanced away and not with budget cuts exempting the rich.[AHEM] We are open to looking at other ways to pay for this, but they have to be economically responsible and fair. [News Max] "President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation. "  —Jay Leno The Republican plan paid for it with an extension of a pay freeze for federal workers, changes to civilian federal retiree benefits and other reforms, including gradual increases in Medicare health premiums for the elderly and a clampdown on assistance to illegal immigrants.  ”

Jigglr Bells .. Ho Ho Ho

CHRISTMAS Jiggle Bells putting you in the Christmas spirit

“ I've been humming that all morning and MoSup is tired of hearing it. To say the least. ”

MOM! Coach said I have a nice cavity! ...

Look, Mom — I'm invited to Penn State's youth football camp!

Best Fart Ever! ...

Multicultural LOL

Bada Bing ...

“ As it's no longer politically correct, to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentine, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club. The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai. ”    Frank 'n Evvy

Hillary knews her rigged elections

Putin Blames Hillary "rigged election"

“ Sec. State Hillary Clinton wearing her biker-chic ensemble Putin blames Hillary Clinton for post-election street demonstrations in Moscow.  He claims she “gave a signal” to his opponents by "deriding the elections as rigged. "  Hillary has a reputation for being expert in fixing elections, so it's one, maybe the only, area where the Sec/State's word carries weight. Especially with fraud savvy Muscovites. . [Story] ”

All Terrain Walker

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets All Terrain Walker

“ “With the All Terrain Walker I can make it to the earth-closet even when the corn's up, or over snow-covered ground*”  Dennis le Boiteux * May require optional tire chain kit.  ”

Beware Islamo Converts ....

ISLAMO FASCISTS  Irish immigrant pleads guilty in Seattle terror plot

“ Who Knew? Mujahidh, 32, and Abu Khalid Abdul-Latif were charged with plotting to use assault rifles to attack the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS) on Seattle's East Marginal Way. Abdul-Latif, also known as Joseph Anthony Davis and Mujahidh, also known as Frederick Domingue are obviously not Irish;  not even from the middle-east.  They are converts to Islam however.  As a rule of thumb, Islamo converts, especially male converts, and most especially Black male converts, ought be auto-profiled as dangerous and presumed anti-American.  Which may be why (hopefully) these two thugs drew the law's attention in the first place. ”

Islamo Acid Etching ...

ISLAMO FASCISTS  Afghan gunmen burst into a family home – pour acid over the father, his wife and their three daughters

“ Officials said the oldest daughter Mumtaz, 18, had been pursued by a local gunman who the family considered a ‘troublemaker’ and a ‘bully’. With her parents support, she turned him down and instead got engaged to a relative. But, a few weeks later, six or seven armed men burst into their home in the Bulk Awal area of the northern Kunduz city – the largest in the region – in the middle of the night. One man beat up the girl’s parents with a club. Mumtaz and her two sisters, aged 14 and 13, were guarded by two other men and told not to make a sound while their parents were beaten. [Full story-Naked Islam] I'm sure this is an isolated case; not general practice  by  the religion of peace and love.  What?  Oh. pakistan-acid-attack-on-nine-year-old-child-bride-by-her-husband pakistan-where-acid-attacks-on-women-by-muslim-men-show-no-sign-of-going-down muslim-throws-acid-in-his-own-daughters-face-then-strangles-her-for-marrying-a-non-muslim-man acid-attacks-on-women-and-girls-are-increasingly-common-in-the-muslim-world what-is-it-about-muslim-men-and-throwing-acid-in-womens-faces muslim-fathers-vicious-acid-attack-on-his-own-daughter muslim-on-muslim-terrorism-growing-threat-of-acid-attacks-on-women afghanistan-acid-attack-victims-demand-justice ”