Sunday, February 05, 2012

Go veg, or red meat?

                                                                                              COMEUPPANCE
What you see; What I see
Go VEG?

 


Mmmmm Tacos





Apple's iNET

The Humanity                        

Plobbin soved

 




    cuzzin ricky

Miss Fapping?

bits & pieces                

 

Ellen Fapper




JFK's Teeny-bopper mistress

                                                                            Democrat Presidents

JFK's Teeny-Bop Mistress
Asks her to "do" Ted

 

JFK Teenybopper Mistress, Mimi Alford

One of their last times together was at a Boston Democratic fund-raiser. Ted Kennedy, the president’s baby brother, was in the room with them.

“I could see that mischievous look come into his eye. ‘Mimi, why don’t you take care of my baby brother? He could stand a little relaxation.’

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” she replied firmly. “Absolutely not, Mr. President.”


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What a family.  What a filthy bunch of drunks and perverts,




Whence Obama


Whence the Obamissariat

  via George W
Interesting.  The attempts are well documented; the reasons given are of course conjecture.  Conjecture however that fits the leftist template that I'll call "For the chillens."  You'll recall a persistent squeak from the media during this period,   about how the "Natural Born" provision should be changed—   so Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger could run for president..  Remember?  That was while the Austrian actor and body builder was still viewed as a conservative.   "Do it for the chillens"   For those of you who balk at thinking Barry Obama Soetoro was to be the recipient of this move by democrats, way back in 2000, consider.

When George Bush saved the nation from John Kerry in 2004, an inordinate amount of ink was used covering the election to the U.S. Senate of a little known black guy from Illinois.  It was so much, for something of  so little significance at that moment,  that Jonah Goldberg noted it in his NRO column: CAPTURING THE MEDIA MOMENT

If I were a political cartoonist, I would draw Dan Rather or Katie Couric with a thought-bubble over his/her head. Inside would be the front page of the New York Times.

Banner Headline:

OBAMA WINS SENATE

Only Black Senator

Tiny headline below the fold:

Bush wins presidency, Fails to reach out to Blacks, Gays.

GOP picks up Senate, House Seats

Sidebar:

Hillary Clinton Congratulates Obama

"We can do great things together," NY Sen Declares.

WYSIWYG
November 03, 2004

Consider that in 2008 congressional democrats held hearings to consider the eligibility of John McCain?  Because he was born while his naval officer dad was stationed in Panama?  Were there hearings about Obama's eligibility?  No. I believe the McCain hearings were a democrat hedge against someone noticing the peculiarities of Obama's existence.  Something that didn't happen until the campaign was well under way, and then dismissed as the ravings of lunatics. 

Remember how Obama denied any relationship with Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers ("he's just a guy in the neighborhood")?  Despite all of this?  Hell, Ayers himself finally admitted last year that he had in fact hosted that fundraiser in 1995!   for Barry (something denied by Obama).  It was the opinion of every expert who  looked at it, that Ayers penned Obama's :autobiography Dreams From My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance.”   An autobiography of someone nobody had heard of  when it was commissioned in 1990!  And which, as it turns out, is made up out of whole cloth. Why? 

I'm convinced that Obama was "installed" as president to fulfill the goals, aspirations, and plans of a cabal that included Ayers.  And  a lot of elected Democrats.  A puppet president, working (not all that hard)  from a script.



Saturday, February 04, 2012

A racket, or a mirrot?

WTF?



The mirror, right?


Pretend you're a Chinese immigrant ..



Pretend you're a Chinese immigrant ...
          

 

Pretend you're a Chinese immigrant ...

It begins, "Please stop me if you've heard this story before ...."




TAX CHEAT

JR got his first Geithner dollar today!

"Chicoms" and Bill Maher

  OCCUPY   
Chicoms Cross The Yalu?
WYSIWYG
 

I don't dwell on the doings of  the Occupy Fleas, so this may be commonplace.  I refer to this Nation of Islamo helping a Flea move a stolen sofa into one of the George Soros supplied tents.  I hadn't seen a Farrakhan groupie  involved with the Fleas  before.  Sort of like the Chicoms crossing the Yalu.  Still, if you're a leftist anarchist wingnut soldier, it doesn't auger well when you lose the support of a Senior Wingnut cheerleader.

Maher Turns on Occupiers, Denounces Them as D-bags That Should ‘Get a Job’


The Occupy movement lost one of its most ardent supporters in the media Friday night.

On HBO's Real Time, host Bill Maher surprisingly said of the protesters, "As I watch them on the news now I find myself almost agreeing with Newt Gingrich. Like, you know what - get a job...Now it's just a bunch of [d-bags] who think throwing a chair through the Starbucks window is going to bring on the revolution" (video follows with transcript and commentary, vulgarity warning):





I remember ... Jane Pauley



Which reminded me ....

 

WYSIWYG

One of the most hilarious things I've ever seen was a Today Show that aired, I think, in the late 80s.  The topic was safe sex.  Jane  Pauley (I'm pretty certain)  hosted, while a  reformed prostitute turned  "safe sex" advocate demonstrated (with a cucumber)  how to apply a condom with your mouth.  "He will never know it's on."  She then asked Jane if she'd like to try?  A visibly discomfited Pauley politely demurred and went to commercial.  I know this segment's out there someplace, but I have yet to find it.  



I'd fart

A Free e-Card




Ginsburg shows her ass


            —    you berk.  you filthy f'n berk
   
A filthy f'n berk
 

In a move that should come as a surprise to nobody, a Democrat appointee to the Supreme Court has dissed the United States Constitution,  Overseas  To the Obama installed Muslim Brotherhood government of Egypt. Here, from SLATE

Ruth Bader Ginsburg has disturbed the balance of the universe by giving an interview to Egyptian television in which she does not recommend using the U.S. Constitution as a model for post-Mubarak happiness. The whole video is here, and some transcripts are at the link, but this part is the hackle-raiser.

    Q: Would your honor's advice be to get a part or other countries' constitutions as a model, or should we develop our own draft?

 A: You should certainly be aided by all the constitution-writing that has gone one since the end of World War II. I would not look to the US constitution, if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012. I might look at the constitution of South Africa. That was a deliberate attempt to have a fundamental instrument of government that embraced basic human rights, had an independent judiciary. It really is, I think, a great piece of work that was done. Much more recent than the U.S. Constitution: Canada has a Charter of Rights and Freedoms. It dates from 1982. You would almost certainly look at the European Convention on Human Rights. Yes, why not take advantage of what there is elsewhere in the world? I'm a very strong believer in listening and learning from others.



Cha Cha Gah!

The Humanity                          

cha cha gha!

 


It's bad when nobody even notices

Stop me if you've heard this. I was walking to class one day, when going regimental under one's cut-offs was the fashion,and felt something of a breeze in the nether region.  I looked down and ... !  I think the worst part was that I'd walked across the UM campus without, near as I could tell, drawing the least bit of attention.




thoR

What's controversial?


A tyrant president  ....

 

WYSIWYG
First, whenever the media discussed filthy low-life scum "artists" like Annie Sprinkle, or Andres Serrano (Piss Christ), it was almost always in the context of  artists under attack by the far right, m-kay?   It wasn't controversial to let people look up someone's snatch with a telescope, it was "performance art." So, why is this controversial? Notions that Obama tramples the constitution, and its depiction,  have been  mainstream since  his first days in office.  Sheesh.  It's his very presence in office that's controversial (and that's being kind). 




Holder Gets Snarky


Holder Berates Rep. During Hearing: ‘Maybe This Is the Way You Do Things in Idaho or Wherever You’re From’

 


WYSIWYG

According to National Review Online, Holder was responding to a “grandstanding presentation” by Republican Congressman Raul Labrador that “cobbled together testimony from Holder going back ten years to establish a ‘pattern’ of Holder saying, in effect, ‘I don’t know’ in testimony.”

“There’s a whole bunch of things that I could say about what you just did, maybe this is the way you do things in Idaho or wherever you’re from,” Holder said. “But understand something — I‘m proud of the work that I’ve done as attorney general of the United States, and looked at fairly, I think that I’ve done a pretty good job.” [Story + video]

Add perjury and criminal snark to the list of charges




Friday, February 03, 2012

Pssst. Senorita, Want me to kill your baby?


            —  Of course you do, you berk
   


 


Actually, it's "Planned promotion of abortion for cash money.




A fine metaphor

       WHAT GUMMINT DOES   
   
                   Today's Fine Metaphor WTF Roll-Over For   
                   .... guess

 




Bless me Father ...




BEAT MY CAPTION!
I WIN



Yes dear,
*controlling guffaw*
two inches
is still a sin.

        

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McFakers


Why We Win
Beating "The Man"— With An Indomitable Spirit

 

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Ted's Vat




PRESS RELEASE
National Pissatorium

 

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Shareholders of the National Pissatorium will be pleased to note that we were able to sell— it's original contents having been distributed,  the Ted Kennedy (may the Lord forgive him) vat, to a Berlin hotel.  We turned a nice profit.