In Swahilli

“ One Kenyan mother has taken it upon herself to overcome the partisan divide that split America during the Presidential elections. She’s named her newborn twins Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Overcame the partisan divide? What?  She flushed the Obama k- whoa!  Did I say that out loud? ”

Straight Line Politics

The cancer is very curable “ Chart courtesy of the Reaganite Republican. If Obamunism is a cancer, and it is, it has  metastasized, but is still clumped up.  I calculate that 11big  nukes +3 big hydrogen bombs will clear it up.  I'm not kidding.  And you know what?  There's barely anything that 90% of the country would even know was missing afterwards, if they weren't told.  Wait, I overstated.  Might need 3 underground Hydrogen nuke blasts to drop the California coast into the sea. Then 99% of the country wouldn't miss a thing, and good California would be rewarded with an ocean front.  It's a win-win ”

The Monster Mash

Oh My

UN Gun Control

Tails of the Gun “ Rodger, Just read this and it was salt in an already painful wound. http://patdollard.com/u-s-backs-u-n-gun-control-treaty- Today we go to range with our blue helmet targets from your blog. Thanks so much for that, we had no idea how great the head shots would feel until this morning. Keep hanging in there, Juice Got this a few days ago, but couldn't deal with it along with everything else. ”

Day Care

What I See

Secession, Petition

First there is One

A Man With a Plan

My Dinner with Oliver Cromwell “ I have utterly no idea why Oliver Cromwell has been on my mind since the election.  Or, on my mind at all.  Yet, on November 4th, in contemplation of the coming election, I observed: I think our nation is at a tipping point.  Should Obama emerge as the surprise winner Tuesday, most people will see foul play, and be properly outraged.  And?  And nothing.  There will be nothing anyone can do about it.  There will be no spontaneous march on Washington by pitchfork bearing populace.  The nation's only hope at that point would be a military coup to wrest control of the nation from the Obamunist party rule.  And even then, we shall have lost. Well, maybe not.  Britain survived Cromwell.   I'd take a coup (Jeffersonian activism?) over a killer second Obama term.  The morning after the election, I went to Ollie again, for a text message to the GOP. Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress'd, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go! And here now, he's popped up again!   Maybe because of our dire circumstances, the founders, who were most certainly versed in English history, sent him to me.  Think about it.  Ollie's place in history is— He began a civil war against the monarchy. He defeated in battle, and hanged or and burnt at the stake the monarchists and their armies. He captured the king and cut his head off. He dismissed Parliament,  and cut many of their heads off. He  later came to understand that the people were more comfortable, and better off with the old rule, so  he restored  the monarchy. My God!  What more could we ask for today?  ”

PBS Political Party Trash Quiz

A PBS "POLITICAL PARTY QUIZ" ME “                                                                                 Left Wing Commie                                                        ↓                  ↑            Constitutional American Here's the questions.  Seems to me that each calls for a black-white answer.  There is no in-between answer to "Are you an utter commie prick, or a fan of the United States?"  You'd think.  •There need to be stricter laws and regulations to protect the environment. • The government should help more needy people even if it means going deeper in debt. • The growing number of newcomers from other countries threaten traditional American customs and values. • I never doubt the existence of God (and yes, I have on occasion, until I use my frigging brain) • Business corporations make too much profit. • Gays and lesbians should be allowed to marry legally. • The government needs to do more to make health care affordable and accessible. • One parent can bring up a child as well as two parents together. • Government regulation of business usually does more harm than good. • Abortion should be illegal in all or most cases. • Labor unions are necessary to protect the working person. • Poor people have become too dependent on government assistance programs. I'm not even rated Conservative. NO. They had to create "Very Conservative" for me.  And, what did I do  to earn the harshest rebukes PBS can bestow?  Aside from the Labor Union question, damned near every American taking this poll (in Reader's Digest) 50 years ago would have answered the same as me.  Tom Jefferson and the founders would have been 100% with me. Which shows how successful leftist educators and media have been.  Now, don't you wish you'd listened to me 43 years ago when I urged the nuking of Woodstock?  And using flame throwers on the anti-war left, all of whom became school teachers or newsman?  Hmmmm?  Now we have to fight WW III against our own government (I mean that in the good way, of course).  Pricks. ”

Must Eat Brains                      Can America Survive Obama II?

Best Product Review Ever

\"Best Product Review Ever - All Time" Tom Mann “ After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned . [Full Review] Reminds me of the time when I (age 11-yrs, or so) applied liquid HEET to my gentleman's area to see how it felt.  ”

Swapping Big Derp for Eric the Red? Net Zero.

Today's Editorial

Deep-Six the GOP

Run on Principles, Fire Boehner & everyone else in the GOP “ Richard Viguerie: “What I would like to see from them is that they resign,” he said, noting that in most governments party leaders step down in the wake of massive failures like Obama’s re-election. “This president was just hanging on by his fingernails. Most people expected he would lose his re-election, and he won a strong victory. The leadership of the party, including (Reince) Priebus at the Republican National Committee, Speaker Boehner and Leader Mitch McConnell and all the others, including John Cornyn of the Senate campaign committee, they all need to resign and bring some new leaders in there.” However, Viguerie isn’t holding his breath. “I don’t expect that they will do this,” he said, hoping tea-partiers will challenge the leaders in 2014. “They’ve been complicit in growing government – Boehner, Mitch McConnell and a lot of other Republican leaders. He forgot stupid douch-bags, ”

Chicks on the Right-The Hypocritical Left

Oh My

Merrily

The Taco Vote

Colorado Vote Explained

Beaver Tales

Oh My

UFO sightings in sky over Denver

Obama's Mother Ship?

Spooky Stuff

Provoking Racial Unrest “ Drudge's sense of humor has never been sharper than lately, while toying with the "everyting is racist"  idiot left  The top two comments on the "stop race stories" link: Drudge is one of the few ethical journalists left.  There is a reason he is at the top of the industry. DesertEagle44 and 2817 more liked this Icansee4miles 8 hours ago in reply to JRWISCONSINITE Keep Believing!! And Keep Losing, Teabagger Racist!!  LOL!!  "Icansee4miles" is part of the  "Black Shirt" scourge that are now loosed on society.  Woe are us. ”

DIY 2013, and Government Chicken

YES You Can With Obama's reimposition, hard times are a certainty.  Here, below, I have 6 things you can easily do at home, and save scads of cash to help pay your almost endless list of new taxes.  You're welcome.

Or at least isn't embarrased ..

YES! “ Let's all bow our heads and hope the better team beats Kentucky.  ”

Badass Commie Bartender

Oh My - Now We Have a Bartender Gap

cuzzin ricky