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Friend of mine in Italy

The Crab Dynasty

Forsyte cure for missing Downton

For what it's worth, I told MoSup that I'd watched a few episodes of an old (2002) PBS series called the The Forsyte Saga.  Thought since she liked Downton Abbey so much. this would be a nice bridge until the 2014  season started.  That was Friday night.  She watched the last (10) erpisode Sunday night.

Barry for Sham Health Care

WOW, It's a SHAM! Original Graphic, IOTW via  Tom Mann

Hi it's Barry from Sham-Care, you'll be saying thank you every day Sham-Care costs 10 times what you pay now, but it really works for me Why do you want to work twice as hard?  Because it's the law, and we all want to obey the law, right? Now we're gonna do this in real time, look at this, I enter my name on our webpage, and Sham-Care-Wow! It has my complete identity;  medical history and driving record. Yours too, It's just that easy. I can't live without it, I just love it! You will too. Look, you're gonna spend $958  dollars every month anyway, so why fight it? . Why depend on your employer? This lasts your whole life, I don't know, it sells itself. It's designed in Cuba.  You know how good they do health care! But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, I'll include a frameable picture of me absolutely free Call 1 855 865 4946 Sham-Care is not available in stores.  Call 1 855 865 that's 1 855 865 Call now

RED RYDER- American Icon

(When Democrats were often pro America ) RED RYDER! For Heap Little Wampum Minor additions may have been inserted into 1956 original -Ed. ROLLOVER

Maybe Google can destroy all record of Obama?

Nanny State: One regulation away from total bliss          The Police State                Tools For Evading Government Control    No, not anti-drone lasers. Sigh.        “ With the Internet playing an ever-greater role in disseminating information and connecting political opponents of authoritarian regimes, governments with a taste for deterring the same are stepping up surveillance, efforts to control access to inconvenient facts and opinions, and attacks on the Web presence of the opposition. As we all know, even officials in the land of the free have a taste for online snoopiness. So what an appropriate moment for Internet giant Google to step forward with new tools intended to help online users escape surveillance and control, and to deliver their messages even when under cyberattack by the authorities.  [Full] Thyssen’s legacy remains equivocal. An early supporter of Hitler, the industrialist was also one of the first to break with the party. It would be another four years before other high-ranking Nazis became disillusioned with Hitler’s suicidal military blunders and tried to kill him with a bomb in July 1944. Like many of you, I have fretted over Google's access to too much stuff.  Like every G-mail ever sent; every word ever posted on the Interwebs; every public record and every secret that even governments don't want revealed.  On top of that, Google have noticeably close associations with Liberals and Democrats. Sites like DAILY KOS have been able to game the way Google searches display answers, and only after public furors are things (nominally) changed.  This is a big deal when Joe Sixpack Googled "Sarah Palin" in 2008,  and got a first page of anti-Palin links. Anyway, my first thought on reading Google LaunchesTools For Evading Government Control  was, "Maybe Larry Page and Sergey Brin will play Fritz Thyssen to America's Democrat Party.  ”

A Democrat Halloween

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One Touch Can Opener Crap

Gizmos and Gadgets                      ONE TOUCH CRAP A few months ago I noticed a pain in my right wrist tendons, just below the meaty part of the hand.  Of course I just ignore pain and carried on.  Of a sudden though, it began to affect my ability to do the one-hand iron skillet pancake flip.  I began to pay attention.  Bingo!  While opening a can with my side can opener (pictured), which idea I love because the lid pops right back on for short term storage of unused sauce, the pain was quite exaggerated.  It seems my hand is ill-suited to this design,  causing unusual tendon twisting, or whatever. After much deliberation, and reading numerous Amazon user testimony on various electric openers, I popped for the "One Touch,"  around $30 (two AA batteries not included).  The first time I tried to open a can was a circus. Only way I could get it to work was to hold the can upside down and hand turn the can, which caused all the juices to leak out.  WTF?  The directions are printed on a fold-over 3x3 inch paper that contain instructions in 96 languages.  I couldn't read them, so I went to You Tube, which video I posted above. Small wonder I couldn't figure out how to use it.  It's absolutely counter-intuitive to my can opening experiences.  It's magical.  I called MoSup in and said, watch this.  She watched me open a can of tuna and said "It's slow"  She is unimpressed with gadgetry. I may have put some old batteries in, but,  like who cares?  You're cooking, just start opening your can and do something else for the 30 seconds.  Which is what I did last night with a can of Chinese vegetables.   That's right,  The sumbitch jammed so badly that I - and I'm not kidding - I used the meat cleaver to chop the bastid open enough to get the veggies.  This morning I tried to free it, but even with the use of pliers I'm unable to unjam the thing.  I feel better now.  People will see this story and that Japanese outfit will be bankrupt before year end.  December 7th baby!.

MOVIE43

At The Cinema                            MOVIE43 KentuckyFried Movie lives on-  in MOVIE 43.  Although rottonyomatoes gave KFM 4 stars, and this just one star.  It is the biggest waste of an all-star cast ever, but this Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet Blind Date segment is pretty good.  And I did watch to the very end. And I am telling you about it.  So there's that.

Forced Perspective

These Are Not Real Cars, Just a Mind-Bending Optical Illusion Professional model maker and photographer Michael Paul Smith spent the last 25 years making miniature vehicles and photographing them, set in a fictional 1950s American town called Elgin Park. His models are so detailed that when placed in miniature dioramas and photographed using forced perspective, you'll think that they are real vehicles. Continue But Wait - More examples of forced perspective!

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Liberals discover the real ObamaCare

“  Liberals finally discover the real ObamaCare <Link: http://liberallogic101.com/?p=3033> visit site Marketa Winfield: “I have been a long-time Obama supporter, but it seems that that the only people who will be able to afford this are those who don’t need it. There is something wrong here, folks.” Carole Pratt Ri DeCarlo: “I have had my own private policy that I will not be able to afford to keep once the rates triple per the letter I received from Humana. I’m not eligible for ‘affordable’ coverage on the exchange, don’t qualify for subsidy. I am living, documented proof this is system will not work for me. No propaganda here.” Patti Gray: “So, these ‘free’ mammograms are costing me triple the premium costs, plus a HUGE new deductible and co-pay. Thanks Obamacare!!!” Cheryll Quail Feather Hart: “Where the heck is the AFFORDABLE part of this???? $17, 000.00 per YEAR to insure my family of 4???? And no help from subsidies because my work offers ME and, yes, only ME, coverage????” Jenn Tate: “Payments are more than we can afford. Sorry, my family needs to eat and keep a roof over our heads all year, not just at tax refund time.” Crystal Riggle Deans: “So, I have a family of five and we live 83 percent below the poverty line. We will be charged over $1,000 per month for insurance, and we are looking at $12,700 in out-of-pocket expenses, NOT including premiums. Hahaha, I haven’t even paid my rent this month because we couldn’t afford it. We have no car payments, no cable, no cell phones. We are not on welfare or food stamps.” Irene Waldron: “My daughter must pay $1,272 a year for an Obamcare policy with a $5,000-a-year deductible plan, or be hounded by the IRS to pay the penalty. She does not have an extra $200 a year, let alone $1,272. What an incredible scam. Obama lied. Lynn Watson: “I just got a call from a friend in Texas. She is single and 62 years old. The plan she got information on will cost her $450.00 a month with $6,000.00 deductible. This is the silver plan. You call this the affordable health care bill.” Sha Sha Corbley: “Sticker shock is a huge understatement. We currently pay $1,158 PER MONTH for a personal policy. Closest choice to what we have now but not as good being offered in 2014, will cost us $1,937 PER MONTH, and we don’t qualify for any subsidy.”  <Link: http://liberallogic101.com/?p=3033> Visit website Sent via  <Link: http://bit.ly/SA6Efh> feedly // A news reader for creative minds. Sent from my iPad ... smibsid ”

Yes! We want more Hitler!

Police State Culture     “   Political prankster Mark Dice asks San Diego beach-goers if they'll sign a petition supporting "the Police State" which includes "Orwellian" and "Nazi-Style" tactics to "keep Americans safe" in this "Brave New World." That must have bombed.  I mean, not even Californians are that ignorant.  What?  Oh my. ”

Obama Calls Verizon, Forgets PW

Oh My

Obamacare Segregated

Liberal Racism                           Obamacare seeks to segregate patients, doctors by race “ If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor under Obamacare — if you both belong to the same race. Obamacare’s spectacular flop of a rollout distracts from its crude calculus that encourages the allocation of healthcare resources along racial lines and a doctor-patient system splintered into ethnicities. [Full] ”

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Cavuto response to Obama's attack of FOX NEWS

A Trip to the Pumpkin Farm

Oh My

Banjo Music

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Banjo'd President 41 knew that  senior investigator for the Resolution Trust Corporation, Jean Lewis, had recommended action by the U.S. attorney  against the Clintons in 1991.  Both Paul Tsongas and Jerry Brown confronted Clinton with the issue of his unelectabilty  during Democrat debates due to various  improprieties by him and Hillary. There was then ample reason for President Bush to make Whitewater, and Hillary's "bag lady" activities a campaign issue.  He did not. In 2001 the outgoing Clintons trashed the White House before Bush 43's inauguration,  They also stole furniture and fixtures; they sold pardons.  Dubya was urged to open a criminal investigation, especially against Hillary, whose hands were particularly filthy.  He did not. Had Bush 41 acted we may have been spared the Clinton years, without which corrupt influence on the media and Democrat party,  President Obama could not have been possible. Bush 43 could have spared us Senator Hillary. I wrote these lapses by the Bush presidents off as unfortunate and misguided actions in the name of "a "kinder, gentler"  America.  However, when Bush '42  began doing world tours with Bill Clinton, I had to wonder; was he senile?; or did he view Bill's impeachment and history of criminal activity as simple  vagaries of politics? Today I read, Jeb Bush, Son Divided Over Ted Cruz And Obamacare.  Jeb was the smart one.  Jeb was the real conservative, we are told.  So naturally I figured Jeb''s son was another kid inculcated by a lifetime of Liberal education and media brainwash.  I was wrong as wrong can be. “I agree with this effort to defund it, or keep Texas out of the program unless we can modify it to a Texas-specific solution,” George P. Bush said, according to the Dallas Morning News. On ABC’s This Week Jeb Bush attacked the efforts and tactics by Cruz and Tea Party Republicans to defund the law. I know now what it's like to be played like a banjo.  Don't like it.

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