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“ U.S. Spies Said No Russian Invasion of Ukraine—Putin Disagreed The Daily Beast has an important scoop on the US Intelligence failure on Ukraine, read it all. Here is the key paragraph: Despite Russia placing 150,000 troops near Ukraine, John Kerry’s team didn’t think Putin would invade Ukraine because Putin’s people said they wouldn’t. “There was good reason to think Putin wouldn’t do it. Russia’s Foreign Minister, Sergei Lavrov told Secretary of State John Kerry that Russia respected the territorial integrity of the Ukraine. U.S. intelligence assessments concluded that the 150,000-man Russian military exercises announced by Putin on Wednesday were not preparations for an invasion of Ukraine because no medical units accompanied the troops. And Russian and U.S. diplomats were still working on Iran and Syrian diplomacy. All of this followed a successful Winter Olympic games for Putin’s Russia.” [Full] Mann Act Previously "After the Russian army invaded the nation of Georgia, Senator Obama's reaction was one of indecision and moral equivalence – the kind of response that would only encourage Russia's Putin to invade Ukraine next." Sarah Palin, Reno, Nevada on October 21, 2008. Foreign Policy labeled Palin's prediction as "strange." ”

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The Decorum of a Zulu mating dance, the Decency of Soul Train, the Modesty of Beyonce, and the Gentility of Rap "music."           Metzger

HER HAPPINESS

Little Things in Your Hands Casting Call While we prepare to gird our loins against what may well be extended periods of privation, it is necessary that we don't neglect entertainment.  I realized that even for the purpose of reading it might be advantageous to render the short story subject dramatically, since this method is, after all, one of extreme realism, which should also result in an increase of interest.-Horace Holley. To that end I am proposing that we hearken back to a period when self sufficiency, in all matters, was a way of life.  I've planted below a script from a ca. 1916 play,  "Her Happiness" Do with it what you will, but I will offer some suggestions, just as I once did for a young dramatist named Lee Strasberg; you may have heard of him.  Method acting is dependent on  immersing oneself  in your character;  bathing yourself in a mood.  I suggest listening to  the above posted recording of John & Marsha to that end.  There are many possibilities.  If you and your partner would like to read for us,  simply record it and send it to me for review.  If you wish only to play one role, read those lines in sequence, and I will join yours with a counterpart.  If I receive only one character's lines, I will supply the other, and in that way we can off our own production right here.  In any event, I see interesting possibilities.   HER HAPPINESS Darkness. A door opens swiftly. Light from outside shows a woman entering. She is covered by a large cape, but the gleam of hair and brow indicates beauty. She closes the door behind her. Darkness. The Woman Paul! Paul! Are you here, Paul? A Voice Yes, Elizabeth, I am here. The Woman Oh thank God! You are here! I felt so strange—I thought ... Oh, I cannot tell you what I have been thinking! Turn on the light, Paul. The Voice You are troubled, dear. Let the darkness stay a moment. It will calm you. Sit down, Elizabeth. The Woman Yes.... I am so faint! I had to come, Paul! I had to see you, to know that you were.... I know I promised not to, but I was going mad! Just to touch you, to hold you ... but it's all right now. The Voice It is all right now, Elizabeth. The Woman I thought I could stand it, dear, I thought I could stand it. It wasn't myself—I swear to you it wasn't—nor him. I, I can stand all that, now. It was something else, something that came over me all at once. I saw—Oh Paul! the thing I saw! But it's all right now.... The Voice It is all right, Elizabeth, because ours is love, love that is made of light, and not merely blind desire. The Woman Ours is love. We are love! The Voice So that even if we are separated—even if you cannot come to me yet, we shall not lose conviction nor joy. The Woman Yes, Paul. I will not make it harder for you. I know it is hard, and that it was for my sake you could bring yourself to bind me not to see you again. The Voice Love is, world without end. That is all we need to know. The Woman World without end, amen. The Voice And because I knew the power and truth of love in you I put this separation upon us. The Woman For my sake. I know it now, Paul! And trust me! You can trust me, Paul! Not time, nor distance, nor trouble nor change shall move me from the heights of love where I dwell. The Voice And because I knew the happiness of love could not endure in deceit, nor the wine give life if we drank it in a cup that was stained, I put you from me—in the world's sight we meet no more. The Woman In the world's sight ... and in the sight of God and man shall I be faithful to him from now on, in thought and deed and word, as a heart may be. Yes, Paul ... even that can I endure for your sake. For I know that hereafter— The Voice For love there is neither here nor hereafter, but the realization of love is ever according to his triumph. This has come to me suddenly, a light in the darkness, and I have won the truth by supreme pain. The Woman That, too, Paul. Pain.... I have been weak. I gave way to my nerves, but now in your presence I am strong again, and I shall not fail you. The Voice My presence is where your love is, and as your love so my nearness. Love me as I love you now, and I shall be more real to you than your hands and your eyes. The Woman Bone of one bone, and flesh of one flesh.... The Voice Spirit of one spirit! The flesh we have put away. The Woman That, too, Paul. Oh the glory of it! So be my happiness that I shall not wish it changed, even before the Throne! The Voice I have given you happiness? The Woman Perfect happiness, Paul. I am happy, happier than I ever was before. But before I go home from here for the last time, turn on the light, Paul, that we may be to each other always as the wonder of this moment. For the last time, Paul. Paul?... Paul? Where are you? Why don't you answer?... Paul! (She turns on the light. It is a studio. At the piano, fallen forward upon the keys, sits the body of a man. There is a revolver on the floor beside him.) Paul!... As I saw him! Is this my happiness. Oh God, must I? [Dim Lights] ”

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Letter from Garcia

“ Firearm Confiscation next in Connecticut "Recently some 200+ gun owners who did NOT meet this deadline contacted the state to attempt to late register. They received a letter from the State stating in more detail but using these words the gun owner's options:"  NOT MEANT TO TITILATE Greetings, It is unusual for a PR firm to send out a notice like this but then again we are a strong supporter of the Constitution and Bill of Rights (what's left of them). Connecticut voters have put into state office liberal politicians--they did it to themselves much like other states including like our state of Colorado has. You have heard of Connecticut's new 2013 law stating that "Assault Weapons" (their term) had to be registered along with many different types and calibers of "high capacity magazines" magazines by January 1, 2014 or they would be illegal. Recently some 200+ gun owners who did NOT meet this deadline contacted the state to attempt to late register. They received a letter from the State stating in more detail but using these words the gun owner's options: 1) Render the weapon/magazines inoperable 2) Sell the weapon/magazines to a licensed dealer 3) Remove the assault weapon/magazines from the state 4) Make arrangements to relinquish the weapon/magazines to a police department   There are no other options. The requests are now in police files and not to comply could at an undisclosed time cause a search to be conducted, confiscation and arrests made at the gun owners residence. There is no provision in the letter from the State as to how the AR or magazine(s) owner is to prove to the state should the friendly SWAT team show up at their residence they complied with the letter to prove item (3) for example. These now self-confessed felon gun owners (by their own words thanks to their requests to the State on how to late register their arms and magazines) do not know how much time they have or anything else--but the State police do.  If people continue to think that elections are not that important...  Google up Connecticut firearm letter. We hope you will put out this information as quickly as you verify what we have stated here. Shults Media Relations greatstuff@acsol.net Res Ipso Loquitor Skoonj ”

Jeff Gordon Prank

I CAN DO THAT! I can do that!  I'm going to disguise myself as a limo driver sent to take MoSup to the airport.  Don't have any cop friends, so I'll have to depend on my skills and lose them in the dust.    Full story will be posted here. MWWUUAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! A Mann Act

Ben Shapiro's Balls

“ "My Kingdom For a thousand Ben Shapiros," - Sumguy Graphic has little to do with this, but it amuses me.  I think from Merrily? Tuesday night, the UCLA Undergraduate Students Association Council (USAC, sometimes "Obamunists for World Peace) considered a resolution calling for the university to divest from businesses that supposedly “profit from the Israeli occupation of Gaza and the West Bank.”  BALLS My name is Ben Shapiro. I'm an alumnus of this university I'm also a local talk show host on 870 [AM] in the morning, and I got out of bed and left my one-month-old baby there when I saw what was going on here tonight. I've never been more ashamed to be a Bruin. I've never been more ashamed to be an alumnus of this university than to see this divestment petition being considered at this level. To pretend this is about occupation, to pretend this is about peace, to pretend that this anything other than vile, spiteful Jew hatred is a lie! There is only one reason we are discussing Israel and not discussing Saudi Arabia. There is only one reason we are discussing Israel and not discussing Iran. There is only one reason we are discussing Israel and not discussing Palestine. There is only one reason we are discussing Israel and not discussing the vast bevy of human rights violations that happen every day in the Middle East, exponentially worse that what happens in Israel. Any gay or lesbian that is targeting Israel in this room seems to have forgotten how high they hang gays from cranes in Iran. Every person of liberal bent who suggests that Israel is the problem in the Middle East seems to have forgotten that there is only one country in the Middle East that actually has any sort of religious diversity in it. The countries that are apartheid countries are those that are Judenrein[free of Jews] – like, for example, Palestine. So, for us to sit here and pretend that Israel is somehow on a lower moral plane is a direct manifestation of anti-Semitism. And to hold Jews to a different moral standard than any other country or group on the face of the earth represents nothing but an age-old and historic hatred for the Jewish people. All the folks here who are pretending that the B.D.S is about anything other than that – I would like to see a poll of those folks, and see how many of them actually believe in the existence of a Jewish state, qua-Jewish state, not as a state like any other, but as a Jewish state. They don't. They don't acknowledge that existence. They don't believe in that existence. They don't believe in peace. All this is about, pure and simple, is a desire to target the Jewish people. Shapiro’s remarks earned a standing ovation from pro-Israel students and forced the student council leaders to tell anti-Israel protesters to allow dissenters to speak freely. After hours of debate, the student government finally voted on the resolution at 6:30 a.m. By a vote of 7-5, the resolution was rejected. All student government members voted anonymously and told the UCLADaily Bruin that they did so out of concern for their safety. The BDS movement’s defeat led at least some anti-Israel students to the verge of apoplexy. [FULL] This, friends, is easily THE metaphor for HEROISM.  Help me out here.  I am thinking that Ben Shapiro founded the blog taken over and renamed "Hot Air" by Michelle Malkin.  Maybe this is the wrong Ben, or even the wrong name, but I am sure that he was a very young wunderkind.  Anyone remember this?  Wikipedia makes no mention of Malkin's purchase.  Or, has MoSup dropped me off at the mall again, thinking I won't find my way back? ”

Simulated Gunfire

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White Collar Fun

At The Cinema                            White Collared Special Agent Montgomery Burns oversees Peter Burke and the bureau's White Collar Crime division. ROLLOVER ##### Been having fun with a light confection called White Collar. Middling amusing [as there's nothing on TV these daze] e~C # posted by  Anonymous : 2/22/14, 2:59 PM It's 6 days after that comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys,  and we just finished White Collar, episode 14, season one. Ahem.  Neither of us wanted to get hooked on another series, but ... crap!  Sigh.  It grows on you.     There are three things, however. Midway through the first episode, MoSup observed that Agent Reese Hughes  (James Rebhorn), who plays the FBI station agent in charge, looks just like Montgomery Burns (The Simpsons).  Now, every time he apppears we break out laughing. If you've watched the show you'll understand this.  I noted somewheres around episode 3 that Burke muses, "if this doesn't work out, Caffrey will go back to prison."  Now we wait for it, and more laughter when it invariably happens. Mozz steals the show. We laugh. AWK! To make matters worse, I watched episode one of  "The Borgias" today.  Crap  I'm hooked.

The new leftist patriotism

“ HARVARD WRITER: ABOLISH FREE SPEECH Woman claims First Amendment threatens liberalism A student writer at Harvard University is raising eyebrows after publishing her belief that free speech on campus should be abolished and professors with opposing views be fired. Sandra Corn I’ve often said that the best thing about Hamas is that they say what they think. None of the two-faced English vs. Arabic stuff we get from the ‘moderate’ PLO. They say they want to kill us, because they mean it. So for the same reason, I enjoyed the Harvard Crimson piece by Sandra Y. L. Korn, “The Doctrine of Academic Freedom.” Korn is not ashamed to put forth the idea that academic freedom should be limited when it conflicts with the political prejudices of the “university community”: - Jewish Press , a senior who writes a column for the Harvard Crimson newspaper, thinks radical leftism is the only permissible political philosophy, and the First Amendment only hinders colleges from brainwashing students with her viewpoint. “Let’s give up on academic freedom in favor of justice,” states the subtitle of her Feb. 18 column, in which she insists Harvard stop guaranteeing students and professors the right to hold controversial views and conduct research putting liberalism in a negative light. “If our university community opposes racism, sexism, and heterosexism, why should we put up with research that counters our goals?” Korn asks. [Full Wonderment] If only we had nuked Woodstock like I suggested. Sigh. ”

A Birther, Proudly

By far, my biggest disappointment, maybe quandary is a better word, with this blog is the obvious disconnect I have relative to the question of Obama's birth certificate. Disconnect with regular contributors, with whom  I am otherwise dogmatically copacetic.  This latest birther post is an exemplar of what I'm talking about.  Zero comments.  Zero interest.  And not just this time, but for several years now.   It's a land mine topic. I have even on occasion provocatively done a birther post to test this thesis.   For what remains, in my mind, the single most important question of our time. Who is Barack Obama? Not that I can abjectly say he is not a citizen, although all evidence points to that; but it was—from day one of Obama's 2008 campaign—a declaration by an insurgent government that they were making their move; had control of the courts, the media and were ready to neuter the military. That signal is by now Hitlarian in-your-face action.  The courts dismiss our voices with  curt "no standing"  declarations.  The media, always in the leftist bag, are unapologetically brazen.  Holder's DOJ is unmistakably corrupt, using myriad technology to monitor our every word and movement. We know factually that the the IRS have been given, not just Gestapo powers— they've always had them— but are now unrestrained in their use, and loosed upon the regime's enemies. That would be us. Had we been successful in making Obama explain why he allowed a lefty blog to  release that initial, obviously fraudulent COLB, and ultimately an equally fraudulent birth certificate, he would have been on the ropes.  Even today a full disclosure would, I believe,  cast doubt on the legitimacy of every thing he has signed into law.  Even Lo-Fos would take note, and, I promise, feel betrayed, foolish, and most importantly scared.  The Obama birth certificate is this regime's fountainhead. That they have been able to  cow us into inaction with invective, ridicule, and the connivance of law enforcement,  means we are now probably left with only rebellion if we are to salvage some of our birthright.  What happened?  Frank Capra would never make this movie.  The audience wouldn't stand for it.

Cajun Jerky Plus

FOOD Nom Nom Nom This recipe, so far, has produced the best chicken jerky I've made. But that's not what I want to talk about.  The recipe is as simple as simple gets.  When I sampled it my taste sensors orgasmed.  After I cooked them for 10 minutes, preparatory to dehydrating, I ate one.  Then  another.  Then I put some mayo on a bun and made a sandwich.  'Nuff said. UPDATE -The Full Cajun Jerk Recipe is HERE

Bacon Tips

FOOD                                      The Real King of France Adversus hanc declarationem defensor  bacon  Barn Army Test Kitchen

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