The "CAT COM" Solution

What I See                       “ Project Cat-Com (catalog commies ... a.k.a. Obama voters) NJ Proposal Bans Snacking, Smoking Behind the Wheel That cuts it! First thought: "Hey assholes, you're the enablers; you voted for these people."  But hell, I live in Maryland.  Prolly half the people in the state hate our government, but we're at the mercy of a few counties, and Baltimore City, that have the machine, and the concentrated numbers to stay in power.  New Jerseyiers have the same problem. So what are you going to do?  Kill  them all?  Of course not.  What's left then?  Vote with your feet by moving to another state?  The problem there is this.  States who have conservative governments have the lowest crime rates, best economies and lowest taxes. They are, in fact,  manifestations of the American Dream.  We know what happens next then, don't we?  New Hampshire, as a fer-instance, found out when  Massachusetts Liberals fled to avoid the mess they created.  In just a few years they managed to turn New Hampshire  into a Minnie-Masshole.  Fortunately, I think there may be a solution. Project Cat-Com. We have the technology to identify people with face scans.  You're way ahead of me aren't you?  That's right.  We begin to catalog every Liberal, Obama voter, and straight Dem ticket voter we know.  They're so easy to find.  The samples above are from the  Sorry Everybody (that we elected Bush) web site.  Google Obama Rally, or SEIU,  or ACORN Activist for more; it's so easy, and you get them all. Google have done much of the spade work for us.  Your phone cam will get the rest. Next, I'll use  money I got from selling my Pisssatorium to Sargento (they culture cheese in the vats) for seed money to begin a national registry. (My Pay Pal will be sort of a  "Save the Whales Americans Fund, " so use it generously.) Then, when you move from New Mexico to Texas, your face scan will be run through Cat-Com.  If you're in there, you'll be turned away as a known freedom predator (after some state legislation).  Go back where you came from, or try California! Still not convinced?  Why?  Worried that the big bad DOJ and Eric Holder will threaten you?  Then you go on the list;  we don't wancher kind.  Just make it work.  I'm the idea man, and can't be bothered with nit-picky crap.  Hoo-Rah! And, you're welcome! Gobble gobble. ”