Saturday, January 08, 2011

Those glasses ...

Visions Even I Don't Understand

Ming the Merciless orchestration



Burqa'd MFCS

Muslims - The New Gypsies 

A heated court case has seen a burqa-wearing woman convicted of making a false complaint to police – She claimed a policeman tried to remove her burqa to check her identity, but his official video proved otherwise. So is this ongoing social friction just another argument for banning the burqa? [Burqua Bungle]

I erased all my current e-mails so this may have been from someone ... sorry

The kids pooled their lunch money and ....?

Today's WTFF?

The kids pooled their lunch money and ....

Backyard Pool Rethunk

Backyard Pool Rethunk

Backyard Pool

Barry's Kulaks

2. The General Motors bailout “worked.”

Tell that to GM’s bondholders. CNBC’s Larry Kudlow wrote: “The GM bondholders own $27 billion and they’re getting 10 percent of the common stock in an expected exchange. And the UAW owns $10 billion of the bonds and they’re getting 40 percent of the stock.”

 [Top 10 Political Lies of 2010]
GM-Kulaks

Whack-a-Losi

Boehner Means Business




Friday, January 07, 2011

Climate Asshat Gets Audited

Another reason to admire VA

- http://tinyurl.com/2btq4nx

Go Ken!


Teresa
TFV

Parrots for Pirates

Niche Market Entrepreneurs
Woman dominates
parrots for pirates market

Boned Jello

Last Call Dammit

Category:
Either these people survive, or the nation. 
Not both.  Take your pick.
I'm not making that up.

Williams to Boehner: 'Where Are You Getting
the Notion' Americans Want ObamaCare
Repealed?; Blames Him for Birther Outburst



sorry


WILLIAMS: I'm curious as to how much responsibility you feel -- specifically, because of something that happened this morning. During the reading of the Constitution, Congressman Frank Pallone of New Jersey was reading a portion of the document interrupted by someone who heckled from within the chamber. It was to express doubt over the President's American citizenship.
What?  You need more?

2. On MSNBC, Rolling Stone's Taibbi Accuses Boehner & Tea Party of Racist 'Coded Language'


3. NYT's Carl Hulse, Ignoring History, Assumes ObamaCare Will Save Money

4. Matthews Mocks Bachmann's Appointment to Intelligence Committee and Wonders If She's On a 'Messianic' Crusade

5. George Stephanopoulos Parrots Pelosi, Warns About GOP Taking Away Health Care Benefits

6. Baffled Vieira to Bachmann: Why Vote to Repeal Obamacare If It's Going to Get Vetoed?

7. ABC Skips Controversy with Leftist Roseanne Barr, No Mention of 'Burnt Jew Cookies' Photo Spread

Bonzo Gonzo

Doing an Opus Here Boss
Edited down from 400 pages

As recently as 1960, or even 1964, a coalition of party heavies, state conventions, and big-city bosses had chosen the candidate in relatively unviolated privacy, and then presented him to the press to report on.
Now the press screened the candidates, usurping the party’s old function. By reporting a man’s political strengths, they made him a front runner; by mentioning his weaknesses and liabilities, they cut him down. [...] The press was no longer simply guessing who might run and who might win; the press was in some way determining these things.
[...]
But as I walked away from the press trailer that night, slightly shaken, it occurred to me that the networks regarded themselves as omnipotent and sacred institutions, roughly like the Presidency.

Maybe the correspondents didn’t, but the corporate heavies did. Later in the year, I would come across the same mammoth PR operation, the same desire to classify the most trivial and worthless information, the same arrogance, and the same mindless lickspittle respect for any higher executive—at the White House, of course
. [Boys on the Bus]

It will be interesting (for me) to see how this plays out.  In my head it's about 400 pages of delightful insight, but of course I seldom have the discipline, or even the ability to do anything longer than 300 words before miasma sets it.  Where was I?  Oh, right, Fear and loathing and NPR.  I've spent the last two three hours (so far) using Mark Judge's essay as a springboard into reflections of something  personal.

  Okay, I just got coffee and realized I'm petering out so I have to do this stream of consciousness stopping only for periods and spell checks.

Thompson seemed just the man to establish a truly “adversary” relationship with the Presidential candidates. In December 1971, he was dispatched to Washington to open a Rolling Stone office and to turn his violent, satirical, epithet-studded style on the men in the Democratic primaries. I also worked for Rolling Stone, and they sent me out to write the serious backup pieces, keep Thompson out of trouble, and carry the bail bond money. [...]
    Thompson had loaned his press card to a freak, who had run amuck aboard Muskie’s whistle-stop train, insulting reporters and heckling the candidate when he tried to speak at the final stop in Miami. Many of the reporters, seeing only the badge on the freak’s lapel, had taken him for Hunter S. Thompson of Rolling Stone. In the article, Thompson explained the mistake but revelled in its consequences. The piece was a big hit with the press corps, and they soon began to read him regularly. [Boys on the Bus Notes]

The quotes from Boys on the Bus (1968) have more to do with Hunter S. Thompson than with author Timothy Crouse because I remembered Hunter as being the author when he in fact only wrote the forward..  I realized, perhaps not for the first time,  that this book (Bus) had more influence on me than any book after Theodore White's Making of the President 1960.   The bullet observation being that, after watching White become rich and famous by dissecting the 1960 election, while they stuck with the five W's, these journalists he traveled with  had stopped being journalists and were now explainers.
[Clip]

 Along with Truman Capote's In Cold Blood, Thompson's Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga. are the two best investigative books ever written.  I don't have a copy to quote from, but from memory the essence of liberal America was captured in his account of a  soirée held by Manhattan liberals, with the Angels brought in like some exotic furniture.  Here, an Angel, possibly Sonny Barger, wearing his piss, booze and sweat soaked vest, is drinking beer from a long-neck, conversing with a middle aged woman draped in a silk gown and sipping Chablis.  Barger listens politely while she prattles on about the the cause this shindig is nominally being held to support, before finally interrupting her:

Do you know what you need?
Startled matron: What?
Someone to eat your pussy! [ ...  the woman later contacted him]
 
[397 pages clipped here]

But the real epiphany came from understanding what "Gonzo journalism," means.  I never really knew.

Gonzo journalism tends to favor style over accuracy and often uses personal experiences and emotions to provide context for the topic or event being covered. It disregards the 'polished' edited product favored by newspaper media and strives for a more gritty approach. Use of quotations, sarcasm, humor, exaggeration, and profanity is common.

" style over accuracy"  HFS, I'm a Gonzo Blogger!  I just need to start drinking earlier.


Bwahaaaaaaaaaa!

Guess

Boned Jello

Men in Belted Sweaters

You Know What We Need More Of?
Men in Belted Sweaters!
(or, were they the problem?  I forget)

Buh-Bah Dennis

Kucinich:  says if district is cut
he'll take someone else's seat.

Sean Penn had no comment

Sean Penn's Personal Hero
WHA --?!?

"If my district is eliminated — and it may well be, based on many reports I've heard — then I have to reach out to my supporters and find a way to remain in the Congress," Kucinich said Thursday on Fox News. "I just can't tell you where my district would be in 2012, though, because that's information that I'm not going to be privy to."
Because,  don't you know,  Dennis is one of 535 people who are indispensable to the well being of the country, and legends  in their  own minds. Often called "Nancy Pelosi with a penis (of sorts),"  Dennis is absolutely insane.

Michelle's Angst

You had to look closely Claire

Boned Jello


Thursday, January 06, 2011

FOCUS: UCLA

Our Country is in a Mess and Here is Why!
Well a manifestation of the prollem anyway.

Electric Mud Painless Brazilian "Smoothee"

BEARD IS REMOVED WITH MUD AND USE OF X-RAYS
(Popular Mechanics - Apr, 1924)  

© Investors Welcome

M aryland My Freaking Maryland

Memo to Teresa
I have an alibi

Yawn
http://tinyurl.com/2enhtkm                                                         http://tinyurl.com/2bbfb76

Groundhogs

Groundhog Day 2011

This coming year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address occur on the same day.

It's an ironic juxtaposition of events; one event involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of limited intelligence for prognostication...while the other involves a groundhog.



Thor 

More Stealth

A Stealth Killer Dress

Say Uncle

Degrtee of Difficulty





Nancy Pelosi is a Big Fat Bitch in D Minor

TEXT
Re:SPEAKER HANKEY

In response to yesterday's Ding Dong! The Bitch is dead post, resident funnyman Doug M suggests this South Park clip needs re-making, and titled Nancy Pelosi is a Big Fat Bitch in D Minor.  Bravo!






Unhand that fair maiden!

Today's Schadenfreudal  comments about:
Commentians

Margaret Cho

Margaret Cho
Margaret Cho is the lesbian equivalent of "commentian" Will Durst.  They're not comedians; they're poseurs who get laughs from audiences who appreciate political comments like, "I hate Republicans;" Fuck the Teaparty, etc.  Bill Maher and Al Franken wander into that venue - a  lot -  but they are at least capable of the occasional non-political bon mot.  Not so Cho (or Durst). This then is my ad hominem attack intro into a current Margaret Cho joke, "Sarah Palin is so stupid she can't spell stupid."
Margaret Cho
"Dancing with the Stars" second runner-up Bristol Palin has fired back on her Facebook page, at a crack made by one of her competitors on the show, comic Margaret Cho, as to Bristol's reason for competing in the ABC series.


Web Site Cho claimed Sarah told Bristol she 'owed'' it to her to do 'DWTS' so that "America would fall in love with her again" while would help her mom run in 2012 -- Bristol having been transformed from a liability into an "asset" thanks to her time on "DWTS."
  'DWTS' 2nd runner up Bristol Palin blasts Margaret Cho with both barrels
Margaret Cho


"So that America would fall in love with her again!"  Is that just too precious? How Ms. Cho became privy to this family secret is not revealed by her.  She prolly heard it from Will Durst. Or Katie Couric.  And yes, this is propaganda, because I'm at war with liberals and it's necessary.

Coture WTF?

Mr. Insensitive's Haute Couture

Mr Insenritive's Botoque

US Underestimated ... blah-blah-blah

The aircraft is comparable to the U.S. F-22 and would be China’s first stealth plane.
The F-22 was defunded by Obama
The Pentagon underestimated the speed at which China has developed and fielded a ballistic missile that may be capable of hitting a maneuvering U.S. aircraft carrier, the head of Navy intelligence said today. China's Missile and Stealth Fighter Advances Draw U.S. Attention
Boned Jello
This just makes me sick because from the first day of Clinton, when our most sensitive crypto/technology secrets were inexplicably transferred to Ron Brown's Dept. of Commerce, and Charlie Huang's unlimited access into that agency, we could watch it happening.  The PRC's infiltration of our military defense complex makes Stalin's successes under FDR look piddling. And don't think my ears aren't pricked by the Indonesian Riady's (business partners with the PRC) and Obama's Indonesian ties.

Boned Jello
Then, in walks Huang Huang, who speaks five Chinese dialects, with years of on-the job training in Taiwan and Hong Kong, and with a Rolodex of PRC contacts that extended right into the Communist Party Politburo.  Huang's CIA briefers said that Huang had a "sensitivity about things Chinese that you just didn't get even if you're a Chinese scholar a Yale." 10

During Senator Thompson's hearings, a former Stephens secretary testified to the following:


  • Huang walked across the street to the Stephens office two or three times a week carrying a folder or small briefcase. 7
  • He received overnight packages and faxes at the office.
  • He sent faxes out of the office, used the copier, and made telephone calls from a small office set aside for visitors.38
  • She did not know Huang's correspondents.
 Excerpts from Year of the rat: how Bill Clinton compromised U.S. security for Chinese cash; Chapter 5 "My Man In The American Government"


Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Whack-a-'losi

Ding Dong! The Bitch is dead. Which old Bitch? The Wicked Bitch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Bitch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Bitch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Bitch is dead!


Pelosi insisted that Democrats have been committed to fiscal responsibility long before Republicans caught on.

“Pay as you go has been an initiative that has been with us for 30 years,” she said, adding that the rules that Republicans will approve tomorrow will ignore that provision. “Now we have to fight this fight again.”


Stolen Borrowed From MoFux

Every time an incandescent is lit, Al Gore spends an extra day in Hell;

Let There Be Light!




Images

TOP TEN IMAGES

Baby Loading
This image was not only viewed over half a million times, it spawned an entire printing business! Josh from Stikkitnow.com created this shirt for his girlfriend, Danielle. When he showed it to the folks over at Reddit, they fell in love with it (and her). Since then, Josh has been printing shirts, decals, and everything else as his full time job. A few months later, baby Roslyn was born and is doing great.


These are the web site IMGUR's top ten  pictures that,  according to them,  were viewed "over 20 billion times!"  Of the 10, I only saw one (#6  "If you buy a video ...").  If  I was picking the top picture of 2010, and I guess I am, it would be this one, especially in terms of social impact.

As an aside, apropos of nothing, but prolly significant in ways I don't want to know, last night I watched - and enjoyed - National Lampoon's Van Wilder.  What's odd about that is I have in the past tried to watch it about a dozen times, and thought it was stupid.  Never got further than a few minutes.  Sigh. Don't say it.  La la la la la la la la la ... .


One more thing that has no relevancy to anything else in this post.  When the family was gathered for Christmas, I mentioned that I had been watching a lot of foreign films on NetFlix and suggested a Swedish film everyone would prolly love called The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and the sequel The Girl Who Played with Fire .  Responses follow:
  • Greep: Dad, that was like the best selling book of the last decade.
  • Joe: We were so anxious to read the sequel that I stopped in London and bought the British release a full six months before it was available here.
  • MoSup.  I even read it
  • All: Eyes rolling

Fricking Democrats have ruined my life.


Back Door'd

Looks like breaking and entering boss
click-click

Back Door Regulation Gambit

Pookies Toons

That Old Feeling

  1. Start Song

  1. Read House Republicans suddenly sounding less confident about cutting spending

Digital Nativity

Just For Fun




Don M

COOCH-COOCH-COOCH!

Ken Cuccinelli
.... because the General Assembly has not authorized them to do so.
Everything Ken Cuccinelli needed to learn about confrontation he learned during 14 years of refereeing youth basketball.

"You know every time you blow the whistle, half the people are going to be mad at you," he says.

So it has come as no surprise to Cuccinelli that after an eventful rookie year as Virginia's attorney general, a lot of people are crying foul over some of his calls.
WashingtonJjefferson-Cuccinelli

Ken Cuccinelli is central in my mind to why Virginia is a model for how state government should function.  At the top of the list is protecting prerogatives guaranteed by state and federal constitutions.

In 2010, Cuccinelli battled the Environmental Protection Agency on regulations to limit greenhouse gases. He told the state's colleges and universities they can't prohibit discrimination against gays, because the General Assembly has not authorized them to do so. He subpoenaed the grant records of a former University of Virginia climate-science researcher.

He launched the first state challenge to the national health-care overhaul, and won an important early victory as a federal judge in Richmond struck down the mandate requiring individuals to buy insurance. [story]


.... because the
General Assembly has not authorized them to do so.

Can you imagine if the country operated under that principle?  Or even Maryland?  I have no vote in the matter, but I'd like to see Virginia's Gov. Bob McDonnell take Jim Webb's senate seat, with Cuccinelli to Gov.  Wait.  If Virginia doesn't single term-limit the attorney general, I'd like to see the Cooch spend another decade in the position, unless he's made AG of the US.

Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick


today’s analogy

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Buggy Vultures


The thing is, I wouldn't be surprised to find that it was a surveillance bird.  Except the Mossad would first send two dummy vultures   before commencing the real deal.

Genital San

Too late for stocking stuffers ... sigh.




Unfortunate Ad Placement

How's the Blackened Pancreas?




Coming soon - Who has a yeast infection?

Homeopathy

George Will Is A RINO

Obama against raising the debt ceiling before he was for it

Quote of The Day

The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies. … Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that ‘the buck stops here. Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better. Famous American Statesman
After he was a famous Kenyan-Indonesian statesman.


If that day was in 2006

The ACLU’s ... Stalinist heritage

The ACLU’s untold Stalinist heritage

The documents found their way into the Soviet archives because the Communist Party sent all of its correspondences to the Comintern in Moscow for safekeeping, according to Kengor.

Other documents released in the 1990s by KGB defector Vasili Mitrokhin show the American Communist Party was under the Moscow’s direct control until 1989.

“These guys were advocating a regime that arguably was the biggest mass murderer in all of human history,” Kengor said. “Where is the moral authority in that?”



Untold?  As soon as I saw this Daily Caller article I raced to the attic to find this, from July 24, 2003.  The list was assembled from blogger responses to my  request to name The 20 Worst Figures In American History.  I noted at the time ...

Two of my favorites, ACLU founder Roger Baldwin, and George McGovern failed to make the list.
 
Baldwin was known to me,  and anyone else who cared to know, as a communist.  I dare say that any of you who've been around for awhile also knew he was a ratbastardcommieMFCS, and so too the ACLU's earliest members.  Today, thanks in large part to the ACLU - and  George McGovern, whose radial makeover of  the Democrat Party's internal structure led to the overthrow of our Republic (yes, overthrow), we are in crisis.  A “them or us” crisis. 


DEEP THOUGHTS FROM THE EURO LEFT
Poster found on some Eurotrash site.

If Assange was in China doing the same
thing, the West would have called him a
dissident and given him a Nobel prize.



  1. If Julius and Ethel had given the United States Russia's top secrets, they would have been called patriots and been TIME Magazine's ‘Man of the Year.
  2. The Nobel committee will most likely give him the Nobel Peace Prize (cry in your beer Barney Frank).


Parking Lottery

Gov. Cuomo Jr. Has a Plan