Monday, December 13, 2010

He's Steele Running

Fox reports now that Steele is running.
bugger all

bugger all

Judge Calls Obamacare Unconstitutional


Seaplane Aircraft Carrier

I Have a Dream

Self Diagnosing

Rorschach Test

Did you flunk?

You already know if you flunked and need help.

Nobama diet

Going on the NoBama Diet Here, Boss
I feel better already

Boned Jello

In the comments to They say that if you want a friend in Washington get yourself a dog... @ AMERICAN DIGEST Daphne notes:
I'm tired of seeing the failure in chief constantly splashed across your front page.

Seriously, why so much time spent linking to scatty bullshit on this incompetent, inconsequential asshole?

I'd much rather read your thoughts on almost any other topic than our current presidential travesty. I'm way overbaked on Obama.

Posted by: Daphne at December 12, 2010 3:47 PM

To which I reply to her sage counsel,

You know, Daphne, that was my thought exactly this afternoon. I'm sick of this schmuck too. I think I'll take a turn and turn away from these brimming bowls of steaming pundit kibble.

Posted by: vanderleun at December 12, 2010 4:42 PM

The Check Ride

Prompted I imagine by the Stuff of Legends post, Tim W chipped in with this.

ho ho
Santa Claus, like all pilots, is required to receive an annual checkride from a FAA evaluator.

In preparation, Santa had the maintenance elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his log book out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew the evaluator would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the test.

The evaluator walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the flight portion of the check ride.  Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness, etc and checked the compass.

Then the evaluator hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a rifle.

"What's that for?!?" Asked Santa incredulously.

The evaluator winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."

Old Dogs and New Tricks. Sigh.

If your mother, loving and nurturing in every respect, fed you warm piss as a child, then warm piss is today a comfort food.

Congressional Republicans
Wrongly learning right from wrong
Learning right from wrong all wrong

A Beery Christmas to ALL


RE Missy Kelly


Will no one rid us of this turbulent priest?

Some of you old Freepers will remember Missy Kelly.  While she didn't post personally, a number of her essays made their way into that forum via moi.  Missy was quite a good writer and a behind the scenes player.  She did a lot of work for some well known WSJ Op-Ed peeps, and would sometimes send letters to the editor.  She hired me to do the morning update headlines on NewsMax, so I guess you could say she was my first lady boss I wasn't married to.  Eventually Missy became consumed by NWO and Third Way conspiracy theory.  She adamantly believed that Bill Clinton would not leave the Oval Office in January, 2000.  I lost touch with her soon after that, but now, a full decade later, I'm thinking that Missy was right all along. 

Blowing the Turkey Caller

Going With What You Know


Eye Trickery

Your Lying Eyes

Preventive Maintenance

Stuff of Legend

Stuff of Legends

Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, and registration. The policeman notices a Concealed Carry Permit as the man was fishing out his drivers license.  So the cop asks,  "Are you  carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

The guy says,  "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.

There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box.  And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about  it."

"The cop asks, are you on your way to or from a gun range ?"


"Well then, what are you afraid of ?"

"The guy responds, "Not a damn thing."

Don M

Stupid Lobe


RNC Chairman Steele to Announce
He Won't Run for Second Term

Scanning for moles

We're all thinking the same thing after looking at the replacement names being bandied about.  "Where's my name?  I'm the onliest one I trust anymore."   In fairness to Steele, he was no worse than 90% of the past dozen or so GOP Chairmen.  That's the actual problem. 

Fox reports now that Steele is running.
bugger all

I'll take the lower half please

In Hollywood, the ‘divide by two add
seven’ rule is a time honored tradition.

Srsly.  My first thought was how California counts votes for Republican candidates.

UncleSam in CCU

Uncle Sam in CCU

 Obama rule change aimed at making it easier to
unionize has Delta Airlines squarely in union sights.

The Obama cancer has spread to nooks and crannies.  That's all I'll be saying about that.