Thursday, July 07, 2011

This sucks




Obama, Van Jones, Dohrn, Soros and Jummy Carter in the same breath

Projectile Diarrhea Alert

Obama, Van Jones, Bernardine Dohrn, George Soros and Jummy Carter in the same sentence

Load the shotgun and bar the doors

  Crime reporter and blogger Tina Trent says that President Obama’s intervention on behalf of an illegal alien killer can be traced back to a 2003 conference that featured Bernardine Dohrn, Van Jones, and representatives of the Soros-funded Open Society Institute. “The purpose of the conference was to fin
Obama-Dohrn-Soros-Holder on the dock
d ways to insinuate international (read: United Nations) laws and resolutions in American legal arenas, as Sandra Babcock is attempting to do to free her client, Humberto Leal,” Trent reports on her blog.

If President Obama, his friend Bernardine Dohrn, and Jimmy Carter get their way, the police are going to find their hands tied in ten different ways, and our criminal justice system will soon be utterly subservient to whatever the hell they dream up at the U.N.,” Trent says of the Obama Administration’s intervention in the case. [full vomit bag]

Weasely weasel

When weasels weasel ...

  Obama also made fun of the text formatting error in Boehner's tweet. "First of all, John obviously needs to work on his typing skills," Obama joked.— and then went into weasel overdrive.

"I mean, we lost, as I said, four million jobs before I took office, before I was sworn in. About four million jobs were lost in the few months right after I took office before our economic policies had a chance to take any effect," President Obama said.

"Eventually, I'm sure, the speaker will see the light,"

If his poll numbers go up after this disaster .... I dunno. Something.

Oh Nurse ...

Male Call

Nurse Michael
  After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, I decided to have my next test carried out while visiting in San Francisco where the beautiful nurses are more gentle and accommodating. (this almost writes itself, wot)

As I laid naked on my side on the table, the nurse began the examination.  

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," said the nurse.  

"I haven't got an erection," I said.  

"No, but I have." replied the nurse.

Moral:  Don't have this procedure done in San Francisco !


Keep on Truckin'

Mantener en camiones

Keep on truckin'
Mexico is so in the thrall of  murderous drug cartels that the Mexican policia, those who are not active cartel killers themselves, are afraid to go into Mexico.  So is the army.  Plus, the US is absolutely inundated by Mexican illegals who devastate budgets and make a mockery of US law.  States that attempt to control some of the 9-15 million  illegals, however,  are attacked by the Obama Department of Justice.  So what's the  best thing to do right now?  Why yes.  Resolve a 15-year common-sensical dispute by giving Mexican truckers free reign on American highways.  Why didn't I think of that?

BONUS An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America


David Brooks "No Brain"

Go spank your monkey Brooks

The party is not being asked to raise marginal tax rates in a way that might pervert incentives. On the contrary, Republicans are merely being asked to close loopholes and eliminate tax expenditures that are themselves distortionary.

This, as I say, is the mother of all no-brainers.

But we can have no confidence that the Republicans will seize this opportunity. That’s because the Republican Party may no longer be a normal party. Over the past few years, it has been infected by a faction that is more of a psychological protest than a practical, governing alternative.  [David Brooks, New York Times token "Uncle Barry" 
Republican American]

Gee, I wonder who he's talking about?

The members of this movement do not accept the logic of compromise, no matter how sweet the terms. If you ask them to raise taxes by an inch in order to cut government by a foot, they will say no. If you ask them to raise taxes by an inch to cut government by a yard, they will still say no.

The members of this movement do not accept the legitimacy of scholars and intellectual authorities. A thousand impartial experts may tell them that a default on the debt would have calamitous effects, far worse than raising tax revenues a bit. But the members of this movement refuse to believe it.

The members of this movement have no sense of moral decency. A nation makes a sacred pledge to pay the money back when it borrows money. But the members of this movement talk blandly of default and are willing to stain their nation’s honor.
Pour yourself a cup of tea Brooks, it might cure that incessant diarrhea.

Auto Wedding

Brilliant Idea to Follow

Here's a real opportunity for you entrepreneurs.  Create an Auto Divorce vending machine and place them in  tandem at popular  meeting places for singles.  But then, that might take the fun out of sin.

Offending Muslim Sensibilities - Boo-hoo

Here is a victory I missed when it happened April 1, 2010. It is worthy of your time now.
I'm not so sure this isn't a Pyhrric victory.  I like the decision, but the specter of today's activist judiciary weighing in on military matters is unsettling, to say the least. I don't blame the commander because I sense he was acting under Obamunist dictates.


Nope. We need a meteor.

Make Everything Okay

I say Po-ta-to, you say Nigga


The teacher is absolutely right.  "Nigga" has been introduced into the cultural firmament by blacks themselves, by using it publicly, and often. Questions remain.  How smart is this teacher?   Is he lying by claiming the student  "started it" by calling him nigger?  In the end I find myself not caring one way or another and asking, why am I spending time on this?  Too late niggas.  It's done.
cuzzin ricky