Snopes Snoped

Suspicions Confirmed? Snopes a mom and pop operation by a pair of leftists

“ Then it has been learned the Mikkelson’s are very Democratic (party) and extremely liberal. As we all now know from this presidential election, liberals have a purpose agenda to discredit anything that appears to be conservative. There has been much criticism lately over the Internet with people pointing out the Mikkelson’s liberalism revealing itself in their website findings. ” Oh, right.   Who are these Mikkelsons?  Snopes.

cuzzin ricky

Sarkozy- Obama Insane

French Leader Sarkozy Slams Obama, Warns He Might Be Insane

“ According to this report, Sarkozy was “appalled” at Obama’s “vision”  of what the World should be under his “guidance” and “amazed”  at the American Presidents unwillingness to listen to either “reason”  or “logic”.  Apparently, as this report details, the animosity between Sarkozy and Obama arose out of how best the West can deal with the growing threat posed by rising Islamic fundamentalism. Both Sarkozy and his European neighbors had previously been supported in their efforts by the United States in forming an alliance to strengthen the integration of Muslim peoples into their societies ... ” Related: Is There a Rhyme or Reason to U.S. Foreign Policy?   [Victor Davis Hanson] Aside:  The comments indicate this paper is a  whack-o-roni favorite.

Help, we've been robbed!

Media Mindset Winning a democrat held seat is theft.

The election of Sen. Scott Brown, R-Mass., robbed Democrats of their filibuster-proof  60-vote coalition. -AP You bastids!

Crash the Tea Party

but don't tell anyone - this is a top secret mission

Gummint by STFU

Today's Editorial

Poor sick bastards, we

One sick lady

Imagine the luck.  The patent goes to the Mayo Clinic for a complete physical, and discovers she has brain cancer, syphilis, lung cancer, hemorrhoids, scurvy, clogged arteries, anal warts, auto immune disease, and acid reflux.  The patient in this case is Miss Liberty, and her problems are also known, in Barn Army patois, as  liberal educators, the democrat party, gummint regulatory commissions, local gummint, lawyers, the IRS,  unions, bad judges, Democrat media complex, taxes, taxes, mo  taxes. Where to begin?  Well, auto immune disease (bad judges)  is flaring up - again, so let's look at that malignancy.  “ On Friday, a federal District Court judge tried to indirectly reinstate the D.C. handgun ban.  Judge Ricardo Urbina , a Clinton appointee, wants to make it so difficult for people living in DC to use a handgun defensively that few will get one. Last September, a Washington Post reporter, Christian Davenport, found out just how difficult it still is to get a handgun in D.C. even after the Supreme Court struck down the city's handgun ban. Excluding the price of the gun, the reporter spent $558.69 in various fees to get through the approval process. But that was only part of the cost. It took him "a total of 15 hours 50 minutes, four trips to the Metropolitan Police Department, two background checks, a set of fingerprints, a five-hour class and a 20-question multiple-choice exam." So when do these types of regulations constitute just as much of a ban on handguns as an outright ban? A dollar tax solely on newspapers would clearly be struck down as unconstitutional. The power to regulate can destroy both the First and Second Amendments.[A Gun Ban By Any Other Name...] ” As you can see,  auto immune disease is particularly pernicious, because even after successful treatment (legislation) it will rise to attack the system anew, destroying everything. Unfortunately, the only known cure today is to kill the cloned patient, reproduce from that clone, and destroy deadly microorganisms as they appear. That'll be $50, and I don't accept Obamacare.

What? No flux capacitator?

A marvel of engineering..

“ Several years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty transmission business. We were getting ready to tape our first introduction video, as a warm up, the professional narrator began what has become a legend within the trucking industry. This man should have won an academy for his stellar performance. Now remember this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down, this became the biggest talk in the industry, vs our new product which we were introducing. I think you will enjoy this once in a lifetime performance from this gentleman. ” Tim W

Tom Coburn Jumps the Shark

Coburn WTF

“ He went on to bash Fox, saying, "Don't catch yourself being biased by Fox News that somebody is no good, the people in Washington are good, they just don't know what they don't know." According to the Senator, constituents should balance Fox with CNN, because it's unhealthy to get the news from one source.  He, himself, reads two newspapers, the New York Times and the Washington Post, because listening to both sides puts things in context, and knowing different views "makes you a better person."  A better person?  If the Times improves character, may I suggest porn to enhance Bible study.  Coburn sounds like a camp counselor who's spent too much time at a yoga retreat. To know thy enemy is good, but recognize one thing: they are the enemy.  [Coburn bashes Fox, praises Pelosi]. ”

The last Senator to go from staunchly reliable conservative to numbfuk, in one heartbeat, was Orrin Hatch in 1993. As chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, and to the complete dismay of conservatives, he turned a blind eye to trashy Clinton nominees coming before his committee, and none were trashier than  Janet Reno.  Hatch refused to hear from any witnesses lined up to testify about Reno's misconduct as Miami's state's attorney, and likety-split she was A/G.   A little later, I read a small news item about the justice department dropping its probe of Senator Hatch's involvement in the BCCI scandal.  Huh?  I had no idea he was even being probed.  Prolly nobody did, because it was announced by the Clinton DOJ on the very day of his inauguration, Jan 20, 1993.  (In 2001 Hatch admitted to "shielding Reno from right -wing confirmation critics. )  There were other rumors circulating about, but I've always believed that Hatch made that deal with the devil over BCCI. Now we have Coburn.  Read the whole article [Coburn bashes Fox, praises Pelosi].  I can think of but 5 reasons for his statements.  In the order of their likelihood: He's bored being a Senator  (but likes being a prince). He's having an affair with a sophisticated eastern liberal Had just popped some Ecstasy Has some enmity for fellow Sen. Inhofe, and is lashing out He never read his own book . Whatever the reason, Dr. Coburn has clearly jumped the shark.  Sigh.

Gunpoint Nannyism

GAH! will this liberal wet dream ever end?

Sebelius: FDA Will Require Health Labels on Front of Food Packages Sebelius explained:  "While sitting on the toilet Sunday, I ate a 12 pack of Peeps, and only then turned the package over to discover that,  instead of getting 100 % of my gluten requirements, I had consumed 1680 calories of sugar, corn syrup, gelatin, Yellow#5 (Tartrazine) Potassium Sorbate, Carnauba Wax ... but Peeps are "Gluten Free!"  I crapped (not from the Peeps; just my morning dump)!  Had the ingredients been listed on the front of the package, I doubt I'd have eaten all of them. "

Poor Muzzys

What's Not Happening to American Muslims To hear Hollywood and the media tell it, American Muslims were the ultimate victims of 9/11. What nonsense.

Unplugged “ It can't have come as a surprise that one of the now entrenched myths about America—namely, its ongoing victimization of Muslims—should have been voiced again by a leading citizen of our myth-producing capital, Hollywood. The citizen was Tom Hanks, and the occasion his March interview in Time Magazine in which he declared that our battle with Japan in World War II was one of "racism and terror." And that, he noted, should remind us of our current wars. Since the events of Sept. 11, we've seen the growth of a view that American Muslims became prime victims of those terror attacks—isolated, fearful, targets of hostility. President George W. Bush, who went to Washington D.C's Islamic Center a few days after the terror assaults, told his audience that Islam was about peace and warned that the nation's Muslims must be free to go about without fear or intimidation by other Americans—remarks he doubtless thought were called for under the circumstances.  (continued) ” I do love Dorothy Rabinowitz.

Failed Children's Books

In passing

In Passing

You Get It All! What's Left of it.

and, You'll be tickled pink “ 1) Is Canada’s Only Bullion Bank Gold Vault Nearly Empty? ,... was able to enter the vault of ScotiaMocatta (Canada’s only bullion bank vault) and see that shockingly, it contained roughly 60,000 ounces of silver and gold that he estimated as being worth approximately $100 million. Considering that the Royal Mint of Canada sold over $1 billion worth of gold in 2008 alone ... ( but there was a reported 122 tonnes of back bacon) 2) There Is An Invasion From Mexico Into The United States” Bill O’Reilly has never exactly been the #1 cheerleader of undocumented workers, but tonight, he declared war. Talking to guest Charles Krauthammer about their differing views on using the military to prevent illegal immigration 3) Climate change and “The Birds” From the “you can’t make this stuff up” department. Climate change is now blamed for what is called “Gary Larson events” in homage to the famed creator of the comic strip “The Far Side” 4) To big too fail Harsh, but funny. Unless you are a McCain partisan. And even then. 5) Almost ½ of Americans pay no taxes .. And Nicholas Cage is one of them 6) Woman Told Her $42 Million Win Was Mistake Good Morning Sunshine 7) Waxman Plans Industry Show Trials Democrats understand that passage of Obama’s healthcare “reforms” will probably hurt them in November, so they’re doing everything they can to dampen the anger directed at them and turn it against someone – anyone – else. 8) The OR Rorschach Test, #3 You know, I get a lot of crazy stares as I walk out of the OR holding big, crinkled sheets of paper covered with brown stains. What, exactly, people ask me, is in the OR that will stain something brown......eewwww! Here's your test for today: 9) Today's Toons ”

Hanging Tree

Stuff For The Hanging Tree

Unplugged “ Can Republicans Read the Polls on Obamacare? Rasmussen shows that Americans want ObamaCare to be repealed, and that support for the repeal movement has solidified at its current level (54 to 42 percent), Americans support repeal.  Even more independents (57 percent) support repeal.   ... Seniors hate it.  Since nearly $1 trillion of ObamaCare's roughly $2.5 trillion 10-year tab (from 2014 to 2023) would be paid by siphoning money out of Medicare and spending it on ObamaCare ...  ... notices in the mail soon  of cuts to their Medicare Advantage benefits! GOP Sen. Candidates Up in Pennsylania and Colorado It's On: CBO Fielding VAT Questions From Congress - "Many people in Congress are interested in it," he said of the VAT, a national sales tax that adds between 10 and 20 percent to purchases " ”

Makes me twitch

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Red Herrings

US Refuses Visas to all Israeli Nuclear Scientists

In a new and ridiculous policy, the US is denying Israeli scientists who work at the Dimona  reactor site an opportunity to refresh their knowledge

Another day, another incomprehensible and outrageous action by the White House.  It almost seems like Team Obama has pulled their goalie, a sports tactic used when a team is losing by one with seconds left, and need another attackman to help score a tying goal. Why would that be? He's just 16 months into a four-year term.   I can think of but three reasons. When the order for everyone to register for detention camps is issued, there will be no outrage left in us. Obama knows his congress will be left relatively toothless after the fall elections. He's determined to destroy enemies, and get mechanisms in place to continue his  rule by fiat while he can. Watch out.  He desperately needs to replace one of the five level-headed Supreme Court justices with a lefty, PDQ.   Obama has rabies.

Men Friends

Manly Men

Manly Meals drummerick explains why men have better friends: “ Friendship Among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.                                                                                                                                                      Friendship Among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there. ”

They don't like me cuz I'm Black. Boo-Hoo

RNC Chairman: Obama and I Are in the Same Racial Boat

precisely the problem Mr. Steele; it's incompetence, not race

How about these rules --- Politicians who mention, or allude to race get dropped down a volcano?  News media personalities who mention, or allude to race get dropped down a volcano?  Entertainers who mention, or allude to race get dropped down a volcano?  Liberal bloggers who mention, or allude to race get dropped down a volcano?  Any chairman of the Republican Party who mentions, or alludes to race gets dropped down a volcano?

Obama's COLB

Kerchner v Obama & Congress Appeal - Activity in the Case

First Time

In Passing

In Passing

You Get It All!

“ 1) Voters challenge feds on Voting Rights Act Remember Kinston, N.C?  Where voters decided overwhelmingly in a 2008 referendum to eliminate partisan elections, but Eric Holder  stopped the change because without party identification people might not vote Democrat?  2)  Karzai rhetoric threatens U.S. offensive Remember "He's so stupid he'd f__k-up a wet dream?"  Democrats began in 2001 by warning that Afghanistan would be another Vietnam.  Obama nincompoopery may yet seal that deal.  If Zero continues to read from his JFK playbook, watch for Karzai's Déjà vu assassination, and Joe Biden made commanding general. 3) Poll: Low Favorability Ratings for Sarah Palin OMFG!  CBS News Poll analysis by the CBS News Polling Unit: 4) Mother of man accused of threatening Pelosi blames Fox News OMFG! Media Matters always has the real story.  They'll prolly win the  Pulitzer for in-depth coverage of the plot to kill Rep. Eric Cantor. 5) Democrats fear loss in Hawaii, Cuts false ad claiming Republican Charles Djou favors "tax breaks for big corporations who would export our future." 6) Why people hate lawyers: an overview People hate lawyers? 7) This just in @ 7:20PM:  "Passenger attempts to light explosive on DC-Denver flight" It just doesn't get any better, does it? Oh wait.... it does! 8) GOP congressman fails tea partier’s pop quiz on the Constitution Ruh-Roh - tea party “Contract from America”demands  that each new bill cite the section of the Constitution that empowers Congress to act. 9) How Liberals Do Their Lying ... a snarky little hit piece that spread to all kinds of liberal blogs asserting why it is that left-wingers should maintain their iron-fisted control over how our public school systems educate the next generation about history. 10) Best Looterman Evah! 11) State Department on Hugo Chavez's Arms Build-Up: "We Don't Care" Obama's BFF Hugo Chavez recently completed an arms deal with Russia worth somewhere between $5 Billion and $9 Billion... a lot of money for a place that can't even keep the lights on. 12) Washington Post Assaults Bob McDonnell With Seven Hit Pieces In One Day Fellow travelers skip Obama planning to Cleanse 'Islamic' Terminology ”

Parental Porn Blocker

Pr0n Blocker

Tim W was reminded of this Conan bit by this morning's Saturday Morning Cereal toon. (External Link)

The Pope and some evil mfkrs

Then there's this ...

I've abstained from getting into the current Pope thing, but will now as a secular issue.  Under the organized, and trumped up guise  of Benedict's action in Germany, in regard pedophile priests, he, and with him the church,  are enduring a blistering assault.    Catholic leftists are no different than their Jewish counterparts.  When it comes to imposing a political agenda, it's Party first,  Party second, and Party third. Cardinal Ratzinger's elevation to Pope was viewed the same way, for the same reason, and by the same people,who went nuts when Dubya was elected president.   Ratzinger was not a man to trade principles for kind words from the New York Times, which is what they want in their Pope.   This is about moral authority baby.  A stumbling block for any wishing to implement the statist religion.  If you're interested, read this.  The Pope and the New York Times Cardinal Ratzinger did more than anyone to hold abusers accountable. If being on the New York Times hit list doesn't persuade you that this is political, try this - FWIW, We went to the 7 AM Easter Mass, got there a little early, and were stunned to find the church parking lot nearly filled.  I know, there are a lot of Easter Sunday Catholics, but we've never experienced anything like this.  My guess (or is it hope?) is that everything going on out there is beginning to resonate.

Micky Kaus Runs

Whoa! Kaus Challenges Boxer

Kaus is, in my book, indeed a "common sense" democrat of long standing.  I wish him well.

Cartoon crime

Cartoon Law goes live

“ UK outlaws dirty cartoons depicting cartoons under the age of 18. And cartoons of under 18 years of age cartoons watching other, over the age of 18 cartoons doing dirty things. So, I guess it would be okay, if the first panel of the comic shows all the cartoon characters holding up UK issued ID cards indicating that they were over the age of 18 at the time the comic was drawn. Or, I guess, all cartoons must have large breasts, thick armpit and leg hair, and perhaps mustaches, which would not be typical in under the age of 18 cartoons. Or maybe wear cartoon burkhas and sunglasses, so that juries cannot tell by looking at their eyes that the cartoons are under the age of 18. Perspective must also be well established, to indicate that all cartoons are at least 6' tall, including humanoid, but non-human entities, like fairies, elves, and manga chibi characters. I think that about covers it (Anonymoose @ O-Club) ” I think this is what he's talking about Now it's acceptable Now it's acceptable Now it's acceptable Now it's acceptable

The Great Plantation Escape

ESCAPED!

In Solidarity “ They've been called Oreos, traitors and Uncle Toms, and are used to having to defend their values. Now black conservatives are really taking heat for their involvement in the mostly white tea party movement — and for having the audacity to oppose the policies of the nation's first black president. [Black conservative tea party backers take heat] ”

AWK!

The morning purge

Blowout Specials

MoSup watches the network morning shows so I don't have to, and reports that the big story on every one of them was the"necessity"  for a tax on soda pop.  Extrapolate.   Here's some more stuff  to dissolve that morning boner.  "They're saying, 'Where do we get the free Obama care, and how do I sign up for that?' NASA outsources Space Shuttle to Russkies Volcker: Tax our way out of Depression, value-added tax "not as toxic an idea" as it has been in the past; carbon or other energy-related tax may become necessary. IRS:  tap tax returns for health insurance penalties... "Global war on terror" becomes "countering violent extremism."

UTAH! UATH! UTAH!

Another "How in the Hell did I miss this!?!" In War Between States and Feds, Utah Strikes Latest Blow

“ Yes, LBers, you’ve read that correctly: a state has invoked eminent domain in order to take back land from the feds. - WSJ ” So, when some federal judge says they can't do that, what?

We need another civilian army -- with pitchforks

Barry gets his personal army who inserted this into the Obamacare bill?

“ We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded. -   Barack Obama-July 2 2008, Colorado Springs speech ”

Here's Judge Napolitano on some of the consequences of Barry's sneak establishment of that civilian army.  And more.

Lara's meme

Lara's meme