Asshats Est

Today's Legal Stuff    ipsissima verba demando de lunatico inquiriendo auscultare *

“ The incoming president of The Business Roundtable, which was once President Obama’s strongest ally in the private sector, said Monday that much of the group’s work on health care over the next two years will be looking for how Obama’s health care overhaul might “threaten” the ability of employers to continue providing insurance. -  Business Roundtable to scrutinize Obamacare for problems blah-blah-blah ” * Legalese for "Anyone who listens to these asshats must submit proof of  sanity.  Carries the death penalty.

Don't get me wrong.  I'\m tickled that wanting an appearance of sense and reason is holding sway, but these organizations have forfeited any expectation that people will give a rat's ass about what they say.  That rhymes.

Which will be harder to defeat?

1000 Words

Allen West, et al

A Warrior Goes To Washington

“ There are some candidates who are fairly standard politicians, who adopt the 'tea party' rhetoric ... and then I think there are some politicians who are really fundamentally more tea party-ist than politician, and I think [Republican Rep.-elect Allen] West fits into that category -  Professor Kevin Wagner/WaTimes The GOP benefited, but the November election results that shifted the balance of power was more a case of  "in spite of," than "because of" the old guard.  What I learned from the 1994 earthquake election (that gave Republicans a majority in both houses for the first time in 40 years)  was there was damned little difference going on in its aftermath. My view is that our last best chance to save a great nation depends entirely on the likes of Allen West being successful, and propagating.  It'll be tough, because the old bulls still hold the committe chairs, and nary a one of them has the right stuff.  It's important then that the Allan Wests have our loud voices behind them.  USA UAS USA!

Nation's Pulse

“ President Obama just unveiled a plan to shut down Guantanamo for good, he's going to turn it into a small business and let the economy do the rest. - Angus H Vice president Joe Biden said ... you can't prosecute people for embarrassing the United States. If that were true, Joe Biden would be serving life in prison. - Leno The census shows there are more than 308 million people living in America. The amazing part is: More than half of those people are Americans. - Leno Congress repealed the “don’t ask, don’t tell” law. The Pentagon can now start production on “Iraq: The Musical.”  - Letterman ”

Ahem

10 Most Evil Propaganda Techniques Used by the Nazis

Presented without comment.  Well, maybe one

Democrats Inc

“ Ahern also notes that the top paid stagehand at Carnegie Hall makes $422,599 a year in salary, plus $107,445 in benefits and deferred compensation. So why such exorbitant pay? You probably already guessed that a union is involved

M v. W Science

Science

Mentally IL

“ King Henry: Uneasy ries the head that wells a clown. ”

Doug Doesn't Know Either

The DNA Farm

The DNA Farm

Mommy Ate Me

Love Story

A Modern Love Story

He held me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room. I had never been there but I knew this was his room. I knew what he was going to do to me, and I knew I was going to let him. The door closed quietly and we were alone. He approached silently from behind and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. “Just relax.” Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and caressing upward along my tender calves slowly and steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn’t care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved under my skirt to my thighs I gave a slight shudder and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. His knowing fingers continued upward across my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, his teasing hands quickly moved to my shoulders and slid down my tingling spine. My entire body was throbbing when he discovered my pink, lace thong. Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting [cont]

Sigh!

Christmas Ain't Over 'Til I Say So

Tim W

Orange Candy

Code Orange BY REQUEST

Jon Stewart and other commies

Echoes of Murrow

“ There have been other instances when an advocate on a television show turned around public policy almost immediately by concerted focus on an issue — but not recently, and in much different circumstances. “The two that come instantly to mind are Murrow and Cronkite,” said Robert J. Thompson, a professor of television at Syracuse University. ”

Drudge's link suggests that it's over the top to compare television comedian Jon Stewart with CBS legend Edward R. Murrow.  Not so.  Both are/were leftist ideologues who tailored news to suit their ideologies.  Stewart does it for laughs, Murrow ... ?  Maybe Ed Murrow followed instructions same as Dalton Trumbo and film industry counterparts.  Maybe Larry Duggan threw himself on the grenade meant for Murrow?  If you go the Smithsonian you can watch Murrow on an old television kinescope.  What kinescope?  Why,  the one where he castigates Sen. Joe McCarthy.  That action made him a hero to the left.  What else was there that confers sainthood status on the man?   Interviewing Hollywood celebrities person-to-person in their living rooms?  Going back to my Free Republic days in the mid-nineties, I remember thinking that somewhere in the Venona files, or KGB files unearthed after the fall of the Soviet Union, is a folder on Ed Murrow.  He begat Cronkite, who begat Dan Rather and the supporting casts which made CBS News the leading provider of agitprop in radio/television news for 75 years. As actual journalists, they're all jokes, just like Stewart.

Blowing Up The UN Extravaganza

10 of about 11293

In my second novel, "The Osterized Weekend" (Classic Press, out of print)  the action began with American  commandos blowing up the New York Times building. I'm thinking of updating and republishing it.  If I do, the opening sequence will have our heroes blowing up the UN Building.  While it's in session,  so no innocent cleaning service employess would be harmed.  This thought prompted by The top 10 UN-believable moments of 2010' “ Coming in at No. 10 is the resolution to “combat defamation of religions” At No. 9, we have an anti-Semitic classic — good old-fashioned blood libel in a session of the Human Rights Council At No. 8, we have cheers for Hezbollah when Israel objects to Lebanon referring to it as a “Zionist entity on Palestinian territory.” No. 7: Have you ever wondered what it might look like if the U.S. subjected itself to a peer review of its human rights record by the world’s leading violators of human rights? But Wait ... this is easier: ”

Penance

Crime and Punishment

Near Occasion of Sin. Very Near. I've been thinking about this since second grade First Communion class.  When you go to confession your penalty (penance) is saying  prayers.  This never made sense to me.  It's like - Murder - Electric Chair; Treason - Firing Squad; Bank Robbery - Leavenworth.  Steal Money From Mom's Purse - 3 Hail Marys and 3 Our Fathers It creates an unfortunate association the way I saw it. Who would play with an electric chair for fun? See what I mean? I brought this up in religion class, and the Sister Edna asked what I thought would be more appropriate?  I told her if the priest said, "Say a good Act of Contrition, and for your penance tell Tony Crimaldi he runs like a girl."  Tony Crimaldi later punched me during recess for being philosophical.  Prolly why I can't get through St. Augustine's De civitate dei.  I'm not making that up.

Fab 50

The internet's best Award AWARD DOUG ROSS'S FABULOUS 50

“ America loves to recognize people who excel, but when awards are less about skill and more about toeing a leftist political line (Nobel Peace Prize, Oscars and other entertainment awards) a vacuum is created.  The Doug Ross Fabulous 50 Awards fill it.  - Gen Douglas MacArthur at the MTV Awards ”

WTF? Award Winners

A Mighty Christmas Dump

Why it wasn't really my fault How It Began

I promised not to mention Obamunist Activity until after Christmas, in order  create an atmosphere where good will could be fostered BUT THEN                      BLACK BILE DUMP WOMAN ARRESTED FOR REFUSING ENHANCED PAT DOWN... * TSA issues Thermos alert... * Tax-cut deal includes breaks for buying race horses, windmills... *  U.S. Approved Billions in Business Deals With Iran... * BYPASS CONGRESS: EPA moves unilaterally to limit greenhouse gases... *  DARK SIDE OF SIS: AGENTS RAID HOME OF PILOT CRITICAL OF TSA... * Duma Disses Obama, delays START vote... * COAL IN STOCKING FOR AMANPOUR: ABCNEWS 'THIS WEEK' RATINGS -46%... * Medvedev Hails Obama After Treaty Is Ratified... * ONE YEAR AGO: 'Obama to focus hard on economy'... *  Obama pledges economic focus during next 2 years... * CBS Airs Hoax Cover of Bush Memoir... * Senate ratifies new U.S.-Russia nuclear weapons treaty... * REPORT: Michelle's early departure to Hawaii cost extra $63,000... *  Norwegian newspaper claims to have all 251,287 leaked cables... * REPORT: Michelle's early departure cost extra $63,000... * WH: Clapper not briefed; Brennan vows to keep him 'au courant'... * Obama orders breastfeeding policy for federal workplace... *  CIA creates WIKILEAKS taskforce, dubs it WTF... *  Obama's Top Intelligence Official Unfamiliar with London Terror Arrests... *  Congress Makes Most Laws Since 1960s... * Hospital demands job applicants take nicotine tests... *  Airport shut down by stuffed chicken... *  Students punished for distributing candy canes... * Spielberg advising Pelosi on rebranding Dems... *

A Joe Biden Christmas

Christmas v,10,4

Chris

Pop Xmas Past

A Christmas Toast to Pop

A Christmas Toast

This toast is 4 cuzzin' ricky and wife number 2 (or 3?) Merry Christmas Ricky

Coolest guy I know.   I have 37 cuzzin' ricky stories in the hopper - for after his parole is over.

Vertical Chess

Real Men Do Everything Standing Up

sno D'Oh!

cuzzin ricky

Pretty in Pink

Christmas Scriptyore

And Herod sent his soldiers forth, commanding;  "Kill every believer older than 11 and seize their firesticks.  Girl loads rifle to spook burglars: krqe.com mary

Merry Asshats

Holy Lord-a-Leaping

“ You‘ll often hear Rachel Maddow and I lumped in together with Jon Stewart of ‘The Daily Show’ as the only truth-tellers in mainstream television.  Guess Who My resolution not to mention certain presidents, or his under bosses, until after Christmas does not extend to plain ordinary fuktards.  Keeping with the Christmas spirit however, Keith Olbermann here represents King Herod.

Here's yur ham, boy

Here's Yur Ham!

“ A teacher in Spain is being investigated after he said the word “ham” during a geography lesson and apparently offended a Muslim boy in class. The boy has become so distraught he says he can’t even get out of bed. The teacher says he won let one boy dictate the learning of the other 29 students. [Real News] ”

After the 2004 Madrid train bombings, by an al-Qaeda-inspired terrorist cell, Spain's new government acquiesced and quit its support of the War on Muslim Terrorists in Iraq and Afghanistan..  So there's that.  Still, some things rankle too much.  Like Ham Boy.  Sigh.  Like we have so many times, The Free American Resistance will support a European nation in trouble - because of their own pussiness.  Here's the plan then. (Billions) World Population Muslim Population Non-Muslim Population 7.08 1.65 ____ 5.43 Tomorrow, at precisely 1200 hours ZULU (7 AM Eastern),  5,430,476,873 people will open their windows and scream  EAT THIS HAMBOY!   Be there or be square.

thor

Ultimate Music

Well, she's the girl in the red blue jeans She's the queen of all the teens She's the one that I know She's the one that loves me so (Gene Vincent -"Be-Bop-A-Lula" )

Video Kathy Shinners would have gone out with me if I had had one of these.  Sigh.

Warfighters?

You don't want to know what they call them privately.

“ Deacon BluesHas anyone noticed that the MSM, including PBS, has stopped using the words soldier, sailor, marine or air force and are now just using War Fighter?

Cuckolded

I really feel for her

In Other News

Trash can fire on Main Street; Topless woman masturbating  in van arrested on gun charge; no snow predicted for Christmas.

Likes Guns. Really Likes Them, While Vikki Myers (above) only sought a helping hand, and a moment of respite from her three kids,  DeLynn Woodside traumatized her 13-year-old student by having him attested for carrying a Sharpie marker.  Which one is the pubic threat?  I mean public threat.

My Eyes! My Eyes!

I actually choked on a biscuit here.  I'm genuinley surprised that Zsa Zsa is still alive.  Let me guess.  Her husband is 32; she's 103.  Accident.  Right.

Eat Cake

toilet with perfume, massage and music. Sheesh.

Stop the Madness

In the past 10 days we've had to replace our: refrigerator freezer dishwasher a rotted-out main drain pipe (can you spell plumber) But that's not what I'm wanting to tell you.  Let's focus on what I'm looking for in an appliance, like the dishwasher. Yes, I've been here before, but who remembers.  The only control I want is a "wash" switch. That's all. .  Fill it up, add some dishwasher detergent, flip the "on" switch, read a book.  We've had about six of them during our married life, and never once did we want or ask for a sensor to examine rinse water dirt level.  We never once used "rinse and hold."   I'd be willing to pay the same price to buy a 100% mechanical washer (none exist). Over its considerately extended service life, my repair costs would be approximately zero. And face it, this unnecessary high tech, high maintenance gadgetry being shoved down our throats is why we have the government we have.  Now, our blind acceptance  has led to THIS!

Standing Pat

Seasons Greetings peace on earth; good will towards men

After going to confession Saturday, the priest gave me a 40 rosary penance, and made me promise not to read or watch anything political until after Christmas.  That, so I can celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday in a spirit of fellowship and good will towards men.  I have slipped few times.  Had good intentions, just like I did as a kid with Pat Szatkowski and the  impure thoughts thing.  This time I mean it though.  I will not spend a minute more dwelling on those filthy democrat cocksuckers until after Christmas.  I wonder what Pat Szatkowski looks like today? No, I really don't want to know; the one I have in my head has aged pretty good.

START- jerking off

Democrats-Obama-Kerry-Russia-Treaty.  Run for the freaking hills

“ "Today's bipartisan vote clears a significant hurdle in the Senate," said Sen. John Kerry, Massachusetts Democrat and chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. "We are on the brink of writing the next chapter in the 40-year history of wrestling with the threat of nuclear weapons. We've spent months building toward this moment." ”

Can I say it?  John Kerry is a dipshit on a par with, possibly exceeding,  Al Gore's dipshittiness.  He has been a clear and present danger to the United States from pretty much the day he was born.  Let's review. Every tinhorn dictator in the world has nukes.  Delivery systems are for sale cheap by the Sung Il family, The Soviet Union (Putin and Mededev ) have played Obama for the fool in every dealing he's had with them, just as the Russians have every Democrat president since FDR.  This is different? Did I mention this is John Kerry's initiative? That's it.  All anyone needs to know.  Democrats-Obama-Kerry-Russia.  Run for the freaking hills.  Oh yeah, the list of usual enablers: Over the past three days, more than nine Republican senators announced that they would vote to ratify the treaty. They include both Republican senators from Maine, Sens. Olympia J. Snowe and Susan Collins; both Republican senators from Tennessee, Sens. Bob Corker and Lamar Alexander; and Sen. Scott Brown of Massachusetts.Other Republicans who have said they will vote for the treaty are Sens. George V. Voinovich of Ohio, Johnny Isakson of Georgia, Robert F. Bennett of Utah and Richard G. Lugar of Indiana.

Christie's da man!

Chris Christie commutes man's sentence for being manly

Partial Monty

Parade ... Yoo-Hooo!

This is so apropos.  BTW, I feel obliged here to make the "some of my best friends are colored," speech. Meaning, I have, like many of you, gay friends and family members, and none resemble these mincing Nancys.  For me, gays in the military is a mistake  for reasons that transcend what's erroneously called "homophobia."  Reasons I've stated before.  I find it galling that a political party, that has for 50 years shown the greatest antipathy for our military, would - almost as an act of revenge, drop the don't ask,don't tell accommodation.  That doesn't mean this Monty Python sketch isn't funny though, so have a laugh.   El Jefe

A Neat Watch

Stuff I Thought of that someone else invented

a neat watch

She's hoping for the cover

There's a movie script here

D'Oh!

HOLDER WARNS

“ You didn't worry about this even two years ago -- about individuals, about Americans, to the extent that we now do. And -- that is of -- of great concern. ” Hmmmm.  What happened two years ago?  That changed things?   Hmmmmm.

A Fine Essay

Constitutional Judo

“ Many Americans ... assume that ‘the people’ derive their power from the Constitution, but the reality is actually reverse; the Constitution, in fact, derives its power from the people. Our duty (which some have forgotten) has always been to protect the rights and liberties inscribed on those pages of parchment. Not just to know those rights, or recite them, but to implement and defend them in our day-to-day existence. Without the constant nurturing cultural pulse of sound minds and courageous hearts, the Constitution dies. Death By A Thousand Cuts (Ingredients) Patriot Acts I & II: The Patriot Act is what I call “chameleon legislation”; it’s designed to be “open to interpretation” by officials and to be modified for whatever purpose they happen to deem fit at the moment.  The Enemy Belligerents Act: The Enemy Belligerents Act is a perfect example of how the leadership caste of the Democrats and Republicans (who are neo-cons, not true conservatives) work in tandem to institute globalist policy. … The John Warner Defense Authorization Act: A bill passed by George W. Bush in 2007 with very little initial media coverage. Allows the Federal Government at the direction of the president to subvert Posse Comitatus and use the military within the borders of the U.S. Establishment Of Northcom: Northcom (United States Northern Command) is, at bottom, the teeth behind legislation like the John Warner Defense Act. If martial law is declared in the U.S., it will be Northcom and its assigned military units that will stand at the forefront. Northcom’s stated mission is to “defend the homeland”, supposedly against terrorism, however ...  Presidential Directive 51:  It dissolves all states rights and places the entire country under the purview of Northcom, and Homeland Security. Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA): Supported by both Bush and Obama. The word “foreign” is highly misleading. FISA allows telecom companies to supply the personal data and communications of anyone, including Americans, to the government without threat of civil retribution (lawsuit). Big Brother Technotronic Super Villain-esqe Surveillance Grid: Ever feel like you are being watched? Get used to it. Bailout Bills (All Variations): Everyone is desperate to play cheerleader for their team, not realizing that both teams are fake and almost every president since the creation of the Federal Reserve in 1913 is to blame for selling out the American people to global banks.  FDA Food Safety Modernization Act S. 510: Currently being considered for passage in the House. Yet another bill written in such a way as to make it wide open for interpretation by the authorities. [full]

I'm again struck by how much my views have changed since 9-11 when I generally subscribed to all the new security "safeguards." proposed by Bush.  (I always did however hear the Internationale  playing when the phrase "Homeland Security" was  uttered).  Still, there are many laws & prerogatives (like the Executive Order) that have merit, but  have always carried the warning "dangerous in the hands of evil people" . In my lifetime the evil people have been democrats, like Bill Clinton and Brok. It does appear we're in the process of getting rid of them.  Prolly have to throw of few down the well though.  Tailgunner Dick

Stupid and flabby

Schwarzenegger Wants Obama Cabinet Position "Energy Czar" to fight Global Warming

“ says "with my celebrity power, and also my knowledge and experience," he believes can make an impact. ”

The DNA transformation from self-made master of his own universe to just another Kennedy bitch is complete.  Remember Arnie, Lindsay Lohan has celebrity power too.

JFC!

NPR's Totenberg Expresses Regret for Using Term 'Christmas Party'

= Great Comment “ Needs sumpin…. Oh, wait I see it. There’s not enough droopage. = Great Comment Comment

Don't Ask. Don't Tell