Friday, January 14, 2011

Sock Sorting 101 LOL

... really terrific progressive education reforms.

Sock Sorting 101 lol
Blue State Educators

Guns-Pencils

Hey kid ...

Manson targets Palin

Verging Here Boss
Enrage them with fear until they
feel justified in their violence.
” - Neo-Mansons
On his Monday radio broadcast, media personality Glenn Beck read from an e-mail he wrote to Palin in which he urged the former Republican presidential candidate to protect herself and invest in more security. “An attempt on you could bring the Republic down.”

San Francisco hate Palin posters
Despite President Obama's speech about healing, shared responsibility and shared pain, conservative pundit Sarah Palin is plastered, unflatteringly, along one San Francisco street (so far).

The posters -- found and published by SFist.com -- espouse "Enrage them with fear until they feel justified in their violence." [different story]


In the past Ive reflected on what the flash-point will be that sends us into full scale civil mayhem.  One event I suggested was  an *ahem* "attack" on Rush Limbaugh, although it will likely be something much more mudane. A straw will do it.  And now,  there's this:


Things are suck as it is.  New Jersey democrats want to tax bicycles. A million homes were foreclosed on by banks last year.  Inflation is rising; pensions are disappearing.  State and federal tax collectors are in full predator mode.  I look at the response democrats have to all this and wonder if I'm still sane.  It's as if Charles Manson has sent his minions forth to create Helter-Skelter.  An attack on Sarah Palin could likely break the nation in two (which we are already, but there's been no blood sport so far). Please. Let's get the divorce proceedings begun so we can get on with our lives in one piece. And -  be able to wear uniforms so we know which side we're killing.

Face Post

Res ipsa loquitur

The lamestream print media are now officially playing on our field.

Horses and Dogs

Two Nice Pictures

Beacuse that is just so much better for your mental health than stuff like this
I did this PS in 2003 to everyone's horror. It says Pelosi, but I think it was Boxer.


JC PENNY 1977

The JC PENNY CHRONICLES
Last weekend I put an exhaust fan in the ceiling for my wife's grandfather. After a bunch of hours spent in The Hottest Attic In The Universe, he had a ceiling fan that ducted to the side of his house.

While my brother-in-law and I were fitting the fan in between the joists, we found something under the insulation. What we found was this:

via several people at once which means you prolly saw it too.

Wellstone II

Props to Boehner

Funeral For Wellstone II

Speaker Boehner is being criticized by the twig eatin', tofu fartin', lily livered, Prius driving, America-hating, bleeding heart liberal, blinkered, Starbucks drinking, elitist, can't-we-all-just-get-along, granola eating, namby-pamby, Birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, long haired, pansy-assed, kumbaya-singing, Earth First, bed-wetting, patchouli wearing, dirty, smelly, dope smoking, bongo playing, arm pit haired women and feminized, armpit shaved men crying "Mother Earth is Gaia," tortured "artiste" types, Kennedy DNA bearing slugs,* a.k.a. Democrats,  for not attending Arizona massacre services. 

I thought I was being ahead of the curve by seeing this Democrat political celebration as yet another funeral service turned political rally by Democrats.   Until I Googled Wellstone funeral services political,  and discovered the otherwise. I'm glad.  

*
The Vilmar quote

Balls Out: Gary The Tennis Coach

Balls Out: Gary The Tennis Coach:

The "crappy team-new coach-miracle game" movie formula (was there any better than Hoosiers?) is one we're all familiar with, oui?  BALLS OUT is in that genre.  I think we can agree that one's mood going in will have some effect on the movie experience, and my mood last night when I watched Gary  the Tennis Coach was very much balls-out (mo Sup is out of town). 

I enjoyed this movie enormously.  You might too.  There's some scant nipplery, and outrageously filthy language involved, but I don't think this movie works without it.  Srsly. I gave it 4 stars.  That will in some eyes reflect badly on my ability to judge quality; to them, I give it 5 stars. Have fun.

Note:  I watched it on NetFlix Instant, which is almost the best thing in the world.  If  English subtitles were available (my hearing), it would rank with macadamia nuts, pizza, Terps basketball, my grandchildren, and something else I forget,  on the Joie de vivre scale.  You're welcome.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Did You Mean 'Battle Ship?'

sheer schadenfreude

sheer schadenfreude



Name One Thing He Does Well, Besides Reading a Script


Reaon #859

Doing Business in California 101




My Lips Are For Blowing


Peter I can see your house

WTFF?

No Shit Sherlock



No Shit Sherlock

A Mother's Tip

Dear Heloise



Yoo-Hoo


Hirsute Forsooth

TODAY'S SPECIAL



SMOOOOOOOOOTH


Can We Talk?

Can We Talk?


4 coins





Maw, Where's my noogie stick?

Arizonification of America
"Oh the ... Blah Blah Blah"

ROLL CALL
Thursday, Jan. 13, 2011

Pennsylvania Avenue

‘Nativist Lobby’ Is Winning on Immigration

The failure of Congress and two presidents to enact immigration reform is plunging the nation into an ugly future. Call it the Arizonification of America. Full Story


Quite apart from the ghastly shooting of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D) and 19 others in Tucson, Ariz., the state truly has become, as Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik described it, “a mecca for racism and bigotry” — largely over immigration.

It has become a state of Minuteman vigilantism, death threats against politicians and judges, talk-radio demagoguery, and bullying of Latinos and rival politicians by “America’s toughest sheriff,” Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County.

Smell the fear of the great American asshat.  Malkin: The worst sheriff in America (JAWA)

Fill'er up

I'm a RINO; and a true Teapartiest

Sumbitch. I'm a RINO!

This has been percolating in my cranial area for some time, but just now it all coalesced.  I. AM. A. RINO. I'm a RINO.  Republican in name only.  Oh, I do caucus with the Republicans.  Because,  in the two party system we have (and ought to keep), the Republicans are the alternative/antiseptic  to the Democrat Party. 

There have been, and presently are some good Rs; there are no good Ds.

Peter King for example is a RIF, not a RINO.  I despise Peter King about as much as I despise any democrat you care to name.  Off the top of my head I'll  wager that all but six in  the U.S. Senate. and 40 in the House are RIF.  I read this morning that Michael Steele is still hanging in there for a second term as GOP chair. WTF?  See what I mean?  These are not people I want to march into a war with. 
RINOS=GOOD

A MEDIA GUIDE for the journalistically challenged.





Sid

Consequences

YouTube Asked to Remove
Video of Left’s Threats Against Palin

So They Did

As you can imagine, after the video first posted to YouTube, viewers were disgusted.  In fact, quite a few from both the right and the left were sickened enough to let some of those Twitter users know that their behavior was reprehensible.  And when the heat got to be too much for one user, she complained to YouTube about her precious privacy.  Because she was “just voicing anger” in a public tweet and doesn’t want anyone “attacking her” back on Twitter.

This of course after publicly wishing death on a public figure. [FULL]

Lauren_b@redheadonfire2


Twitter Users Wish Death on Sarah Palin from JoeKenha on Vimeo.

Tip from Firehand

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Crochet this dress

Today's Project
This is a stream of consciousness blog.  Don't ask.


Stacy@flipflops breaks wind

Today's Pitiful Twit of Note
Stacy@flipflops
Graphic by Campus Sketch Artist



Stacy-Twit of the Day
Tim W

Protection Candy

Today's Best Ever

My sister told my mom ( and NOT laughing her ass off like we are ) that she was in her bed room watching “The Sopranos” after getting my nephew settled in with something on the tv in the living room and the next thing ...  [Protection Candy]
Protection Candy

But of course she's not qualified ...

Boned Jello And in conclusion --
eat shit and die you
left-wing mfcs.
Boned Jello












A Real Heartbreaking Choker

Geezers Have Needs Too



A woman is in a coma.
 
Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her.
 
They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
 
The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try.
 
The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.
 
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room.
 
The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says,
 
"I think she choked."

Cuzzin Ricky

A Reminder


Barely Photoschopped BTW

I don't know the particulars about this picture, but aside from inserting Jihad Boy and the onomonopia, I didn't alter it.

The Berkeley Rat Trap

STFU Berkeley
In an official e-mail to the University of California at Berkeley campus community, chancellor Robert Birgeneau said that it was no “coincidence” that Saturday’s tragic shooting of Ariz. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and others at a public event in Tucson occurred in a state that recently enacted what he suggested was a discriminatory immigration law. [Filed under I am not making this up]

Boned Jello
California refugees seeking business opportunity and freedom, clamor to board a vessel sailing for Arizona.

Chancellor Birgeneau,  perhaps indulging in a nostalgic LSD trip instead of reading the entire chapter, fails utterly to learn its lesson.  It is due entirely to the Berkeley-mindset stewardship he so ably represents, that California is today a third world country.  That's right.  Dependent on the United States for it's day-to-day sustenance, and forbearance of  unpaid debt; replete with refugees streaming across the border to, why - Arizona!  Did you know that Jared Loughner, who murdered a Bush appointed a Bush appointed federal judge and a little girl in cold blood was a student of yours, Mr. Birgeneau?  He was.  

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Sending Out For Chinese




$12,000 Paper Dress

If you knew me back in the day ...

Campbell Soup Merchandising Premiums

Mo Sup just called me in to watch a sequence on "NATE," where he was asking people to guess which was the more valuable of various items you may have laying about.  This paper dress that MoSup is modeling was shown with some art that turned out worth $6,000.  The dress is worth $12,000.  I worked for Campbell Soup, and I had dozens and dozens of that dress, the bag, and hundreds of other "premiums."  I gave most to customers,  but everyone I knew got some as well.  So, if you knew me back in my Va. Beach days, check your attic.

Single?

Who's the sewer of hatred?

Democrat Climate of Hate, Threats & Denial
We all lose an element of freedom when security considerations distance public officials from the people. Therefore, it is incumbent on all Americans to create an atmosphere of civility and respect in which political discourse can flow freely, without fear of violent confrontation.
Erstwhile Rep. Paul E. Kanjorski (D PA) Today, New York Times

Kanjprski -''Shoot Scott!''

That Scott down there that's running for governor of Florida," Mr. Kanjorski said. Instead of running for governor of Florida, they ought to have him and shoot him. Rep. Rep, Paul E. Kanjorski (D PA), about Florida's new Republican Governor Rick Scott on October 23:

JFC!

What About Healthy Crack-Whores?

Healthy Crack Whores Too?
Pookie Toons

metastasize

Today's Word

metastasize

A Poll

Your reaction if a meteor struck the Capitol while the SOTU address is being given this year, and every person in government is vaporized?
Oh, the Humanity!
Let's erect statues in memory of the 90 or so good Republicans who were sacrificed for the greater good.
USA UAS USA
  
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I'm getting tired of this ,,, sorry

FWIW

The Great Unifier My Ass

MEMO: (Greta)

"The investigation has been taken over by the FBI, and is being run through the Tucson Command Post. Here's what can be confirmed at this time (1800 hrs)... 

* Gabrielle Giffords Is in ICU.

* Federal judge John Roll is deceased. He did rule on a 32 million dollar civil rights lawsuit in February, 2010. That ruling brought death threats to Roll and his family, and for a time he was given a protection detail.

* 6 deaths attributed to the shooting. 19 total people hit by gunfire.

* suspect’s mother works for the Pima County Board of Supervisors* the suspect has multiple arrests ... But no criminal record? Intervention by someone?

* no direct connection - but strong suspicion is being directed at AmRen / American Renaissance (see link below~ed.). Suspect is possibly linked to this group. (through videos posted on his myspace and YouTube account.). The group’s ideology is anti government, anti immigration, anti ZOG (Zionist Occupational Government), anti Semitic. Gabrielle Gifford is the first Jewish female elected to such a high position in the US government. She was also opposite this group’s ideology when it came to immigration debate.

* DHS have a list of names and dates of birth of all victims.

* the ACTIC is still playing a major role in the investigation... Computer forensics is cleaning up the surveillance videos, and images from around the scene, and involved in the investigation - working together, was MCSO, DPS, Phoenix PD, ICE, and of course the FBI. It did just come in from the command post, that the federal judge was Not originally scheduled to attend the meeting, according to wife. She stated that he received a phone call about an hour before and was invited to attend. Wrong place - wrong time. For the planning side, there are impromptu memorials popping up all over the state, but the largest one is downtown phoenix, at the capital."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end memo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thor