UN ATTACK! ...

ATTACK ATTACK

“ I just went into the kitchen to get coffe and this is what I see out the window!  UN soldiers rappelling into my yard.  They must  be airborne and parchuted.  I can't remember the combination to the gun safe!  Woe  is me. Uh - never mind. ”

Guns fir the Arabs - Sticks for the Jews ....

AHEM (AKA  مهم)

Uncovering the anti-Israel enablers By Jennifer Rubin, Wa POST Ben Smith, in a must-read piece, blows the cover off the anti-Israel left and the Democrats’ favorite think tank, the Center for American Progress, which harbors many of its shrillest voices. He begins: “The daily battle is waged in Media Matters (founded by Hillary Clinton)’ emails, on CAP’s blogs, Middle East Progress .... Obama Administration Welcoming Islamic Group to Washington for Discussion on ‘Tolerance’ The Obama administration says a meeting in Washington next week seeks to make progress in combating religious intolerance, but critics say the U.S. is pandering to an ideological agenda aimed at restricting speech critical of Islam. When the story about the Democrat Party having aligned itself with the Palestinians and Muslims against Israel broke (officially),  there were numerous and sundry side stories like "GOP Reach Out to Jews; "GOP Court Jewish vote."  This annoys this crap out of me,  the same way as "GOP Reach Out To Blacks."    The connotation being that the GOP, seeing an opportunity, is willing to alter principles in order to accommodate.  And sadly, too often that's exactly what the GOP is willing to do.  And it's why the GOP must be replaced with the TP or other principled leadership.

Tentage on the Mall ....

OCCUPY    Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag blah blah blah - pass the shrimp

“ Tom Mann Photo These Tom Mann's pictures (roll) of the FLY occupation of D.C. are pretty revealing.  The rather palatial tentage doesn't smack of any grass roots movement I've ever seen.  It looks like something staged and financed by, oh I duuno, say George Soros and  the CPUSA? ”

Incoming! ....

What it's like

“ Here is a live look at a forward base in Afghanistan. You will see what the base looks like and a sense of what the daily life there is like. The soldiers out on the wire are responding to incoming fire. These guys have seen this so much you won't believe how casual they are. The Pech Valley, one of the most dangerous places in the world, is on of the major gates terrorists use between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The ridge in the front left of the screen was lobbing mortars into this base and this is the result. Good times.  [Veterans Video Blog via thor] The thought occurs to me that in a day where Hollywood can focus so much energy and terror into a scene (Saving Private Ryan opening sequence), the real thing may appear mundanish.  Well, I guess that's the point. It is mundane in the sense that it's a common occurrence.  But real  Americans lose their lives.  God Bless.  ”

Paskudnyak

there’s a Yiddish word for this

Secret Santa

CHRISTMAS I can't hardly wait. I think it's a composter Thanks guys!

“ ho-ho-ho ”

Aw, take a powder ...

Ruh-Roh

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Yay YURO ....

SNARK

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Mike Kelly's Righteous Rant

Mike Kelly's Righteous Rant Statement During Education and Workforce Committee Markup

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Standing Stupid- Nydia Velazquez .....

Today's Dem Dummy Rep. Nydia Velazquez

“ New York Democrat Rep. Nydia Velazquez ” Operation "Fast and Furious" goes by more names than Barry Soetoro (gunwalker, gunrunner, gunbanner), so I doubt even the misses would  recognize ":Fast and Furious" as the plot by Obama and Eric Holder.  The plot to sell guns to Mexican drug rodents that could  later prove the folly of lax gun laws.  But,  the the misses isn't a democrat member of the United States House of Representatives.  Who is expected to know things like the AG  being charged with a criminal act. Or climate change having been totally discredited.  Duh.

Santa Runs out of Prozac ....

CHRISTMAS When Santa Runs Out of Prozac

Dear Santa , I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jack Daniels. Santa                                                       Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made by little kids like you in China . Every year I give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Santa P.S. Tell your mom she got the part. [More Santa] Ho Ho Mo Hos      cuzzin ricky

Barbara Boxer, 'nuff said, ....

GREEN CRAP Sen. Boxer to climate-change deniers: ‘You are endangering humankind’

Barbara Boxer Clears Her Throat “ “The message I have for climate deniers is this: you are endangering humankind,” Boxer said during a press conference in the Capitol. “It is time for climate deniers to face reality, because the body of evidence is overwhelming and the world’s leading scientists agree.” What can one add anymore when addressing this carbuncled twat?  If anything happens to Patty Murray, Boxer will have exclusive claim to "Dumbest Senator."  The game is over you miserable crone!   In fact, the AGW argument has been so transparently a contrivance of political fascists that anyone who EVER embraced and promoted it, EVER, ought be proscribed from holding any position that demands clear thinking. What's that? Oh my.  I forgot that the two GOP front runners ... joined Boxer ... .  Ahem.  Newt's promise yesterday to make John Bolton Sec/State is awfully, awfully enticing.  But how can we be assured that he is really of sound mind and judgment in other critical areas?  Sigh.  ”

Criminal Video Gamers

Liberal Asshattery RED CROSS FINDS WAR CRIMES

“ Delegates at the 31st International Conference of the Red Cross (ICRC) and Red Crescent raised the concerns over the potential “International Humanitarian Law” violations – which can constitute war crimes - during a workshop in Geneva. Oh my, if you think the Hague is looking for more American war crimes, you'd be right.  Well, not just Americans.  Barn Army's mary confessed to me, "I'm  a war criminal— from my childhood" Six hundred million gamers could be war criminals, Red Cross says “Exactly how video games influence individuals is a hotly debated topic, but for the first time, Movement partners discussed our role and responsibility to take action against violations of IHL in video games,” the Red Cross wrote in its daily bulletin. ” Euros deserve everything that's about to befall them.

PLOTZ

DRUDGE TODAY

“ When I saw the Drudge "PLOT: ATF gunrunning ...,"  I ran down this post from last July.   The Handgun Club of America [Props to them] postulated that "gunnrunner" was set in motion as part of Obama's strategy to impose gun control.  Rumors to that effect went back to 2010, but here was some meat.  This is the very first time I've seen it mentioned (by CBS!!) since July.  Maybe I'm reading into this something that doesn't exist, but my first thought is the Left have decided Obama must go!  That the story featured just below is "Hillary Clinton's campaign 'conspicuously emerges'... may indicate that Matt Drudge feels the same vibration.  I'll set 3-1 odds for a Hillary nomination next year.  By primary time I expect the country will be in full recession, maybe even depression.  Riots. protests, bank closings, etc.; a regular commie uprising (srsly)..  Hillary will be the nurturing, smartest woman in America candidate,  running against a hard-hearted Newt Gingrich, or Mitt Romney,  who yield to the pressures from corporate America over compassion for the starving victims of corporate greed.  Guess who wins.

Occupy Pavement

duToit

HIDE IT IN YOUR PANTIES

Maryland Democrats A Laugh a Minute

“ Prince George's County, MD Last month, state officials released wiretap recordings that helped convict PG County (MD) Executive Jack Johnson and his wife, Leslie. On the tapes, the couple can be heard frantically deciding what to do with a $100,000 bribery check. Leslie Johnson eventually flushes the check down a toilet. Her husband could then be heard telling her to put nearly $80,000 in cash in her panties. Read more:  This is so funny

STOP ME PLEASE - before I kill again ....

WHAT GUMMINT DOES

“ Only in a banana republic would Congress be “forced” to hold hearings on whether to ban itself from illegal (for everyone else) insider trading. Which explains why below readers can watch precisely that, live from the house Committee on Financial Services. [Sondrakistan] ”

Cheerleaders Galore!

Daily Caller presents Top ten: Hottest BCS team cheerleaders [SLIDESHOW]

And they're pretty good.  But my cheerleader slideshow  features more better cheerleaders, including one for the ladies!  Unfortunately there are a few costume failures that may not be excused by some. But hey. you have to take the good with the bad.

'Nuff said ...

Gingrich’s environmental                       proposals include altering                      climate with giant mirrors    ahem

The Longstraw ...

Today's Gizmo For The Active Sports Fan The Longstraw

'Cuomo' and 'Jerry Brown' says it all.

The Two Left Coasts Cuomo and Brown decide to 'occupy' taxpayers.

“ At this stage in the game I figure most of us can take that lede and write our own story,.  One that will be faithful to the WSJ article’s point. ”

Socialist Nations

Proposed: Any member of the UN is a card carrying socialist nation

“ Rodger,  I hope you are feeling well with Christmas approaching.  If so, here’s a big downer for you. We have been at war with communism for about 90 years.  Not all our politicians have been fully involved, but over time, we’ve stayed ahead of the commies.  The Soviet Union collapsed under the weight of socialism and Ronald Reagan.  However … Europe is socialist, despite proof it doesn’t work.  While their economies are collapsing, and the reason for the collapse is well known (socialist spending schemes), there is no rush away from socialism.  Russia and its former empire are heading backward toward communism, with few exceptions.  Asia is mostly communist or socialist, with China attempting to have it both ways with a semi-free economy in cities, but crushing socialism in the interior.  Only Japan and South Korea are not fully socialist.  India, which began as socialist, is having second thoughts.  There’s hope there.  South America and Africa are generally socialist.  Mexico is a socialist narco government, imitating Afghanistan. The United States has been sliding toward socialism, and now has a communist president.  Republicans, supposedly the opposition, seem bent on going the same way, just more slowly.  Maybe not much more slowly anymore. So Rodger, is the war already over?  Before we actually have a chance to win?  Look at a map and tell me what you think.  The communists may already have won. Skoonj Good points skoonj.  There does appear to be some disagreement about which countries are socialist/communist.  For instance, Wikipedia does not even hint that the United States is socialist despite this As a rule of thumb and four fingers, I propose that  any member of the UN is a card carrying socialist nation.

Yard Sign of the Day

Gun Butts & Pieces Sineage Of The Day Signo De La Jordana

“ THIS IS MUY INTERESTING (CLICK) "I gotta get me two of these! One in English and one in Spanish." - thor Roll-over and print thor.  Le invitamos ”

She can eat crackers in ... .

GEEZERS (so if you're turning 40 tomorrow, it don't mean nuthin)

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Hucksters

Pioneers

“ I clicked a link from the Washington Times: Dear Reader: Something very big will happen in America within the next 180 days. It will be more devastating than the credit crisis of 2008. For most people, it will hit them like a brick wall. It will touch Americans harder and deeper than anything else we've seen since the Great Depression. Michael Lombardi feels so strongly about this, he's decided to present his "Critical Warning Number Six" in a new video. Okay -  I clicked a link to the video and watched all of it - maybe 30 minutes long.  Here's why.  I am a sales and marketing guy;  I love marketing  innovators.  You remember your first kiss;  I remember the first infomercial I saw.  At first I thought it was a television news broadcast, because of the set. This is ca 1990.   One guy was interviewing another guy about his great invention- something called Blu-Blocker Sunglasses.  The tone and tenor of the interview suggested that here, surely, was the cure for blindness.   After 10 minutes or so I realized this was a commercial, and was pissed about being duped. Was this legal?   But I kept watching.  And walked away excited by the technique.  Joe Sugarman, the brains behind that spot, and many others, immediately joined Ron Popiel and Jerry Della Femina  on my list of  ... heroes?  Yeah, I guess heroes is right.     That's pretty much how I received Michael Lombardi's deal,  S-L-I-C-K!  Well done and captivating.  Yeah, after a few minutes it became obvious that he had something to sell, but he was informative and interesting.   His analysis of the recent economy, although more technical, is 'zactly what I envisioned way back on 9-11-2001—  when the stock market was attacked.  Here's the video, and I hope some of you will watch,  and maybe guess the identity of  his "secret"   ETF .  Or, you can read the spiel HERE, but then it becomes just another boring sales pitch.  [Here's the money shot I screen capped and condensed for them what can't wait (shhhh)]  Sorry for the intrusion, but I'm pumped up.   About something.  But forget what. ”

NAACP Done Crossed the Line ...

Liberal Racism   NAACP warns black and Hispanic Americans could lose right to vote Civil rights group petitions UN over 'massive voter suppression' after apparent effort to disenfranchise black and Hispanic people

“ What is this dude screeching BLURB? - Please - because they're racist doesn't give us leave to follow suit. Okay.  Either these people represented by the NAACP, and that by definition does not include the Hispanics they're trying to rustle, are collectively the dumbest people that ever lived, or they have no idea what's being done in their name by the Marxist NAACP leadership (which I want to think is the case, but ...).  For starters: "... petitions UN over 'massive voter suppression"  That can only mean the NAACP has ceded, willing to cede, United States sovereignty for political gain.   God only knows what that gain might be anymore, but again by definition,  they are guilty of fomenting shit. This self parody is becoming very, very annoying.    ”

Bill Whittle and Iowa Hawk Score

The Greatest Liberal Ball Busting Video Ever Made! Tax the Rich?  Hell, take everything from everyone

“ Click HERE ” There is NO rebuttal possible, but they will try.       cuzzin ricky

Barack - you need a 16 day vacation ...

Obama's 2 Million Dollar Hawaiian Vacation

“ From the Hawaii Reporter With estimates secured from a host of professionals, city officials and law enforcement, Hawaii Reporter estimates costs to taxpayers will at least include:     Mrs. Obama’s early flight to Hawaii: $63,000 (White House Dossier)     Obama’s round trip flight to Hawaii: $1 million (GAO estimates)     Housing in beachfront homes for Secret Service and Seals in Kailua ($1,200 a day for 14 days): $16,800     Costs for White House staff staying at Moana Hotel: $134,400 ($400 per day for 24 staff) - excluding meals and other room costs     Police overtime: $250,000 (2009 costs reported by Honolulu Police Department)     Ambulance: $10,000 (City Spokesperson)     TOTAL COST: $1,474,200 UNKNOWN COSTS     Rental of office building in Kailua on canal     Security upgrades and additional phone lines     Costs for car rentals and fuel for White House staff staying at Moana Hotel (Secret Service imports most of the cars used here to escort the president)     Surveillance before the president arrives     Travel costs for Secret Service and White House staff traveling ahead of the President Editor's note per a reader - add another $280,000: Hawaii Reporter was informed that we left out a major expense from this report. The cost of transporting the Presidential limos, helicopters and other support equipment on a USAF C-17 cargo aircraft. The flight time between Andrews AFB and Hawaii is about 10 hours at approximately $7,000 per hour operating cost.  Round trip, this would be at least $140,000 per aircraft. ”

A Hero's Hero ...

DAKOTA L. MEYER UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS

“ According to the citation on the award, this noble, young man went to astonishing lengths to help his fellow troops.  He disregarded orders to remain at a safe distance from the ambush and proceeded to save the lives of 36 fellow Marines, soldiers and Afghani military members. ".. he disregarded orders to remain safe" is key tho this story. Less than a year after leaving the Corps, Sgt.Meyer went to work for BAE Systems,  a British company with extensive U.S. operations.  When he learned that BAH was planning to sell high-tech rifle sniper scopes to the Pakistani military,  he objected.  The company were not amused. Meyer decided to leave to work for another defense contractor when  BAH retaliated.   His supervisor effectively blocked his hiring by making supposedly false claims that he was a drunk and had a mental condition. Yesterday the slandered hero filed a defamation lawsuit.  This, ladies and gentlemen, is a hero, and a stand-up guy for his nation's interests,  [Decorated Marine Sues Contractor] ”

A Scottsdale Christmas

Rifle Butts Learn it; Love it; Live it

“ The Scottsdale Gun Club in Arizona offers photos with Santa, also with weapons--everything from pistols to machine guns. ”

Just Be Cooze ....

Cooze, I Lub You

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Holder - Illegal Money Launfering

Laundering Greenba ...er, Wetbacks Issa demands info from Holder after report that Justice smuggled millions to cartels

“ ‘Apparently, this same goal of dismantling Mexican drug cartels motivated the Drug Enforcement Administration in aiding and abetting these same cartels in laundering millions of dollars in cash.  In fact, The New York Times reports that agents needed to seek Department approval to launder amounts greater than $10 million in any single operation.’ Issa wrote that, according to the report, many agents said the $10 million requirement was frequently ‘waived’ because it was treated more like a guideline. He said that means ‘hundreds of millions of dollars’ could’ve been ‘laundered’ into the hands of drug cartels by the Obama administration and Holder’s Justice Department. The news of this DEA operation comes as 52 congressmen, three U.S. senators, four presidential candidates and two sitting governors are demanding Holder’s immediate resignation over Fast and Furious. I ... [Mo Money] Goal: Perp Walk ”

Funny Money

WHAT GUMMINT DOES          TEXT

“ The US financial situation simplified: This makes it very easy to understand the present situation. This country won't be able to go another four years at this rate. How those in charge can't see this is a total mystery.   Why the U.S. was downgraded: • U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000 • Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000 • New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000 • National debt: $14,271,000,000,000 • Recent budget cuts: $ 38,500,000,000 Let's now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget: • Annual family income: $21,700 • Money the family spent: $38,200 • New debt on the credit card: $16,500 • Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710 • Total budget cuts: $385 ” cuzzin ricky

ACLU Christmas Gifr

ACLU Christmas Gift

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