Gilding a Lily

Gilding a Lily

CED

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Buffeted

Joe Biden's Financial Advisor (LOL) hems. haws. lies.

“ PRESIDENT PAID LOWER RATE THAN SECRETARY... Could Have Paid $103,067 More In Taxes Without Bush Tax Cuts, Credits... Kids get $48,000 -- tax free! CAMPAIGN WANTS ROMNEY TAXES BACK TO '70s... BIDENS DONATE LESS THAN 1.5% OF INCOME TO CHARITY... VEEP PAYS 23.2% RATE -- ON $379,035 INCOME... OBAMA DOESN'T QUALIFY FOR 'BUFFETT RULE' ”

Heil Obama

Friday, April 13, 2012

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Affter burner fashion

I seem to recall a Bible passage ... .

“ Yet you have  few people  who have not soiled their clothes. They will walk not with me.  Especially them what wear puke green with missiles enerting into and exiting out from their private places and wearing really stupid looking hats, for they are worthy not. And neither are the people who think this is cool. —  Revelations (I think) ”

Chicago Adresses and a Postman

CHICAGO ADDRESSES What the Mailman Knows about Ayers and Obama

“ Hulton says that in conversations with Mary Ayers while on his route he learned of the couple's enthusiasm and support for a black foreign student. One bright, warm Chicagoland day, he recounts, he met the student who fit Mary Ayers' description in front of the Ayers home in Glen Ellyn, Ill. That young man, Hulton is convinced, was Barack Obama.  [American Thinker cont] I assumed that Obama met Bill Ayers through his mother's, and grandparent's,  network of radicals and communists.  Most likely Frank Marshall Davis. That may still be the case;  that Ayers saw Obama's strawman potential,  and funneled his early development through his own parents, Tom and Mary Ayers.   Obama steadfastly stands by his preposterous lie,  that he only knew Bill Ayers as someone  who lived in the same neighborhood.   Remember, it was Bill Ayers who held Obama's first ever political campaign function in his home.  Here then is another piece of  first person "hearsay" about his mysterious background.  That says Obama was a "foreign" student, and had early ties to the Ayers family. Given the recent, and sudden balls-out effort to stir up racial tensions by the president, it's again time to wonder about that Chicago neighborhood—  that housed Obama, Bill Ayers, Bernadine Dohrn, and Louis Farrakhan within sight of each other. That just happened?   Sounds more and more like a fine plan, wot?  ”

Gee, I wonder what the NYT will say LOL

Blah-Blah-Blah

“ What does this story say to you?  It says to me that the NYT think Romney's was an act; a genuflection to conservatives out of necessity.  It tells me the NYT view conservatives as a force for evil.  I imagine if you look through theur archives long enough you'll find a "Does Huey Long. Still Need to Court the Ku Klux Klan?"  (but never a "Does Obama Still Have To Court the CPUSA?" ) story.  It tells me that the NYT is less a newspaper than it is a political broadsheet.  But, we knew all that before.  Yawn.  This is just a idyll. ”

A Fine Plan

Catharsis A Plan

“ I found this in animated.gif form and it's blown people away that I sent it to, so I turned it into a movie.  The coach who dreamed this up, and forget the razzle-dazzle, displays a very innovative mind.  Anyone know who he is, or what school? ”

Looking at Herself

GUESS WHO? (Answer Two Posts )

“ Ahem ”

Canadian C.S.I.

Judith Warner says words

Liberals are not real people, and they all look like Judith Warner; even the (ahem) men.

“ That the Democrats felt such a need to throw Rosen under a bus suggests to me that they, like the Romney campaign itself, are guilty both of knee-jerk cynicism in regards to female voters and of being out of touch. We all know, on the one hand, that there’s a certain portion of the population that feels not just left behind but generally dissed by what they identify as the evolution of attitudes and mores in our era: they’re the Sarah Palin constituency. But these conservative women were never going to vote for Obama anyway. If you widen your sights beyond them, the larger truth about American women (and men) reveals that the deep-seated attitudinal divisions that once underlay our great national drama over women’s roles, and over working motherhood in particular, are now largely a thing of the past - blah-blah-blah People start to resemble their dogs, wives their husbands, and Liberals will look like Judith Warner.  Am I right?  One look at her tells you all you need to know about who she is, what she believes, who she votes for and that she'll end up banging the guy she meets at the wine tasting tonight.  I have no further comment on this Time Ragazine article Hilary Rosen Was Right: Ann Romney Is Out of Touch with Most Women.  If you meet her at a wine tasting, what the hell.  Just wear protection. Disclosure:  I look down on Liberal twats of any gender. Can't help it—  but only in the good way.  People tell me that Judith shaves her legs below the hemline, so there's that. ”

The Enemy President

Ribbiting with Chef  Obama

“ via cuzzin ricky Following up yesterday, Judge  Napolitano  posed some troubling what-ifs? (What If the Government Rejects the Constitution?) “ What if the government regards the Constitution as merely a guideline to be referred to from time to time, or a myth to be foisted upon the voters ...  What if both political parties love power more than freedom? What if both parties have used the Commerce Clause in the Constitution to stretch the power of the federal government far beyond its constitutionally ordained boundaries and well beyond the plain meaning of words? ... What if Congress bribed the states with cash in return for their enacting legislation that Congress likes, but cannot lawfully enact? What if Congress went to all states in the union and offered them cash to repave their interstate highways, if the states only lowered their speed limits? What if the states took that deal? ...  ” Which further  begs,  "what if we had a president who didn't bother to make  pretense of observing limits to his constitutional powers, and was prepared to do whatever it takes to achieve some mission in the full knowledge that  the vaunted "watch dog"  news media, with their abiding hatred of  conservatism,  would  cover for him  in knee-jerk fashion? ”

Let me count the ways ...

The Obamissariat Everything, in 46 words.

“ In 2008, a mostly unknown Barack Obama ran for president on an inclusive agenda of "hope and change." That upbeat message was supposed to translate into millions of green jobs, fiscal sobriety, universal health care, a resetting of Bush foreign policy, and racial unity. Four years later, ...  [Victor David Hanson] ”

Wanna talk race crime?

So, there's a debate?

Cardboard Arcade

Caine's Arcade from Nirvan Mullick on Vimeo. A 9 year old boy - who built an elaborate cardboard arcade inside his dad's used auto part store - is about to have the best day of his life. Jodi Lou

Bloggo's First Day in Prison

THIS JUST IN Governor Blagojevich's (D-IL) first day in prison TimW

Fricken Elephants

Catharsis Rodge: My five-year old grandson is learning to read.  Yesterday he pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!" I took a deep breath, then asked..."What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!" And so it does... Tim W

SEIU Summer Camp

Thug Culture                                   My catharsis.  Now for some coffee and a cigarette

Mrs Browns Boys

Mrs. Brown's Boys

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Mrs Browns Boys S01E01 by mrbigjohncork

I'm Boiling Here

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets Induction Cooking

You know that we just had a kitchen redo.  Damn near everything was replaced.  The new cooktop is a GE Profile 30" Built-In Gas Cooktop, and we are very pleased with it. Why?  I guess because it looks nice and it works.  Each grate, of which there are three, weighs approximately 600 pounds.  We're talking Panzer tank sturdy here.  However, it's taking  longer to bring water to a boil.  Leastways it does seem so. Segue to Woot. Last week I bought from  Woot  a  Regal Ware Induction Cooktop.  You may have seen it; $39 + $5 shipping.  Now, I know about induction cooking, but have never seen it in person, and don't know anyone who has one.  MoSup was perturbed.  Where are you going to keep it?  On the counter?  Well, I would, except she engineered this new kitchen and she hates having anything on the counters.  Anything.  So, I promised when not in use it would go into a drawer with the Bread Machine, Ice Cream Machine,  George Foreman Grill,  and other crap that I like having at fingertip reach..  It came today, and I ran this test.  Time required to bring one quart of water to a roiling boil.         Regal Induction 9500 BTU Burner 20,000 BTU Burner 5 Minutes 2 Seconds   16 Minutes  (never did come to a roil) 7 Minutes, 27 Seconds Conclusion.  WTF? This is ridiculous, especially with the 20,000 BTU burner that will melt porcelain taking 2½ minutes longer than the magnet!  The only explanation I can summon is the grates.  Maybe these massive chunks of iron absorb a lot of the heat that ought go to the pan?  I'm sending this to GE for their comment.  But the Regal induction plate?  USA USA USA.  Full props, and my recommendation.

The Bedroom Debate of 1962

50 Years Ago Today "We will Barry you!"

“ April 11, 1962 -  Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev apparently one-upped American Candy Doyle in the "Bedroom Debate" over gadget technology.  However, photo analysis would prove that Khrushchev was actually holding a large ear of corn that did not vibrate.  Khrushchev responded with his famous threat, "We will Barry you!"  That's what I heard. ” "We will Barry" via DougM

"... something that no lawyer for the Obama campaign has ever admitted. "

Bad Judges In a Flash!, He'd Escaped

“ “ .But the judge shocked Apuzzo when, at 6:26 p.m.,  Apuzzo opened his e-mail to find a message from Masin saying that the Obama campaign had prevailed on both points. ” About two-thirds of the way through the hearing, (Obama Lawyer) Hill admitted in open court something that no lawyer for the Obama campaign has ever admitted. Obama never furnished a true copy of his birth certificate to the New Jersey Secretary of State. Furthermore, the PDF file that the White House has served to the Internet since April 27, 2012, is not relevant to the case in any way. Hill conceded this point after Apuzzo tried to call Brian Wilcox, an expert document analyst. He was ready to show that no one could rely on the PDF file as a substitute for a hard-copy long-form birth certificate. But Judge Masin said at once that neither he nor Secretary of State Kim Guadagno had ever seen a birth certificate, whether on paper, as a PDF file, or on the Internet. He told Apuzzo that calling Wilcox would be “premature.” Then Masin turned to Hill and asked her directly: [Full Stinking Turd] "My belief was that treating small crimes was a way to establish lawful, civil behavior & a feeling of safety." Rudy Giuliani  ”

Yes, going along with Obama is a mortal sin

Catholic Cardinal: Yes, it’s a sin to comply with the Obamacare mandate

The case of the snipped fuel line

Thug Culture                                   MoSup Is My Co-Pilot

So, I was sitting outside Sears pick-up window for a lawnmower we just bought, when I was nearly overcome by gas fumes.  At the same instant MoSup came rushing out to tell me there was a gusher of fluid pouring out the bottom of the Caravan.  Guess what it was.  So, screw the lawnmower, she jumped in and we rushed home so she could get her car and  pick me up at the fix-em up place. With the admonishment, "If you hear an explosion, sue everyone,"  I lowered flaps and headed for England.  So to speak. I instructed the mechanic to  "inspect for tampering, because I suspect Obamunist involvement."  He looked at me like I was nuts.  Sigh.  These poor schlubs don't have a clue. ”

Romney Lucks Out

“Romney is lucky his rival was Santorum, not Palin” The nation, not so much

Abortionists pray for more abortions

Must Eat Brains               Planned Parenthood: 40 Days of Prayer for Abortion

“ What can I say? ”

Redneck Quints

Squints

“ The Redneck went to the hospital after his wife had a baby. Upon arriving, the Nurse says, "Congratulations, your wife has had quints, 5 big baby boys!"  The Redneck says, "I’m not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney." The Nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, they’re all black." ”   Merrily

Strategy to Stop EPA

GREEN NAZIS A Strategy to Stop EPA Science Abuse

“ Assumes people care ... . I can't challenge the efficacy of this plan; only the chances of it being put into play. A quick glance (rollover) tells the story.  Glazed eyes.  But, even if the EPA was as hated as the IRS, no gummint program or agency have, in the history of mankind,  been eliminated for cause.  Nope (but nice try), the onliest examples of it happening involve regime changing with extreme prejudice.  Look at AGW.  You'd think with the vast majority of us now disbelieving that crap, and vast numbers of erstwhile proponents recanting,  that would be the end of it.  Nope. We need a makeover. Liberals need not apply. ”

Eau d'Michelle

BEAT MY OBAMA CAPTION! Win fame Wait - Now pull another finger          “ ”

Women and Children Suffer Most

The Humanity                         WaPost: Are Obama’s job policies hurting women? Is this a Rush Limbaugh Joke?

I've fallen and can't find my way home

Somalian Toast

Catharsis LOL Somalian pirates get blasted  Tom Smith

Mini-Him

Mini-Teh Won

The 'Fish Talk' didn't save them

Ruh-Roe

Proof

Proof

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Laundromat Cams

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets I know what you'll be saying in just a minute ..But Rodge ...

... what about laundromat cams? “  Laundromat cams are okay.  They're sometimes beneficial, and not gummint controlled. ”

He who drones you, owns you

ribbit First Man Arrested With Drone Evidence The gummint that drones you, owns you

“ Let's see.  Surveillance cameras in the work place, on every street corner, at every traffic light, on every roadway, and now we have gummint drones to contend with.  The same drones employed to find and kill al-Qaedas and Talibans, but not stop illegal entry into our country.  Let's keep this simple.  Should the good citizen shoot them down?   Make it a national sport, with merit badges, trophies and celebrity awarded?  There are after all no good surveillance cams in a free nation.  If you're on the jury who decides Rodney Brossart's case, you may want to acquit.   (Note, this is not my idea. I was forced to do it by the freedom surveillance chip in my brain.  I am against anything that is illegal, so check local codes.  Of course.)  USA UAS USA Next issue - White House diverts $500M to IRS for enforcement of Obamacare... ^ ”

Shitty Advice- $1

—   you berks.                     Republican Challenge With Blacks and Hispanics

“ National Journal’s Ron Brownstein provided an eye opening reminder in a column last week about the impact of changing ethnic demographics on America’s political landscape. The flashing red light of Brownstein’s message is pointed to the Republican Party. America is changing inexorably into a country that is less and less white and the Republican Party remains today a party whose base is overwhelmingly white. Blacks in America have been so radicalized that they may be a lost cause, Brownstein said.  They've waited too long for the Republican party to give them free shit.  Hispanic immigrants are increasingly disappointed that conditions here are so different from those cherished in their erstwhile third world homelands.  "Where is the la mordida" complained an illegal from Texcoco.  "Until the GOP adopts the nurturing style of Democrats, Republicans are caught in a time warp," Brownstein warned. [Some of this is  "interpolated projected dialog."  The rest is HERE]. ”

Hybrid News

HYBRIDS I Stand By It as a Theatrical Work Two-Thirds Of Hybrid Buyers Don’t Buy Another One

“ While the Polk study does say that hybrids not only attract new buyers to a brand, it also may help to retain those customers, according to Polk personnel interviewed by Automotive News. While that may be true, it doesn't appear that they want a hybrid. Which may be why the dual-drivetrain vehicles still account for less than 3% of all U.S. auto sales last year — 2.4% last year, down from a peak of 2.9% in 2008. So, it would seem like hybrids are still more about mass marketing that mass miles per gallon. [JALOPNIK] Smug Alert Get More: SOUTH PARKmore...

AMA on Obamacare

THIS JUST IN American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's health care package.

TIM W The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter". The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.  -

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